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arseblog1 @ 06:04 | Jun 18, 2026
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tompemb @ 02:14 | Jun 18, 2026
I know this has been aired before but really wonder what Mikel is expecting from super-Dec next season.
There has got to be some kind of a drop off, hasn't there? He's got to be "done" sometime.
Can Mikel Merino, MLS, Eze somehow cover a Dec sized hole that is itself a fluid, immeasurable hole that in some super-human way fills all other holes. What do you do when your collapsar collapses?
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goldsoundz @ 01:06 | Jun 18, 2026
Good old Carlos Quieroz
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dennis_b10 @ 01:04 | Jun 18, 2026
FT Ghana win.
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goldsoundz @ 01:03 | Jun 18, 2026
Handbags
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dennis_b10 @ 00:59 | Jun 18, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
He almost missed that. Another yard or two out and it’s over the bar lol
Yeah, the shooting has been pants. Frenetic pace. But no way he could miss that. LOLs
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goldsoundz @ 00:58 | Jun 18, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Ghana 1-0 Semenyo turning on the afterburners there.
He almost missed that. Another yard or two out and it’s over the bar lol
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dennis_b10 @ 00:57 | Jun 18, 2026
Ghana 1-0 Semenyo turning on the afterburners there.
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dennis_b10 @ 00:02 | Jun 18, 2026
Arse

Great second half, some great attacking play with lots of pace on both wings. Rice and Noni with great performances and Saka with an excellent cameo. Kane was pivotal and is just a top notch finisher. Saka looked very lively, fastest I have seen in awhile. My only concern, for future games, is the back line and Pickford being utterly useless with his feet.
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lawlarse @ 22:23 | Jun 17, 2026
Ha ha. Pougach just talked about the set pieces and the fact they’re coming from Arsenal players and Wrighty said ‘they’re not complaining about it now are they?’ And he replied ‘set piece ole ole’!!
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iclass @ 22:12 | Jun 17, 2026
Been fun

Night night all
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masif_de_coq @ 22:10 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
Whoever pays it won’t regret it. He’s a player.
I agree with Kleine. Not worth £130m. That's just absurd.
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iclass @ 22:07 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
Whoever pays it won’t regret it. He’s a player.
Looks as if City are the chasers
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lawlarse @ 22:06 | Jun 17, 2026
Whoever pays it won’t regret it. He’s a player.
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riku7 @ 22:05 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Anderson looks a player but how the fuck is he worth 130m
Read Newcastle have a larger than normal sell on clause . So Forest would get 100m. Nufc 25/30 million
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nolagunner @ 22:03 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Dec, Noni and B all acquitted themselves well.
Involved in all 4 goals
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collibosher @ 22:02 | Jun 17, 2026
Dec, Noni and B all acquitted themselves well.
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nolagunner @ 22:01 | Jun 17, 2026
Kane goes for row Z
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kleinfeld @ 21:58 | Jun 17, 2026
Croatia missing a decent CF like Mandzukic
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mike1 @ 21:56 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
What the fuck is Spence wearing on his face
It's his Robocop gear from his dress-up box
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hazza @ 21:55 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Hopefully administered by the arsenal guys for talking shit
No, collision with a Cuntski cunt
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nolagunner @ 21:55 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Hopefully administered by the arsenal guys for talking shit
Could be anyone. Who doesn't want to punch a Spud?
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collibosher @ 21:54 | Jun 17, 2026
+6
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kleinfeld @ 21:54 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nolagunner:
He has a broken jaw.
Hopefully administered by the arsenal guys for talking shit
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mike1 @ 21:54 | Jun 17, 2026
Dixon's been taking lessons on mumbling from Whispering Glen Hoddle
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floridagooner @ 21:53 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
What the fuck is Spence wearing on his face
De Zerbi
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masif_de_coq @ 21:53 | Jun 17, 2026
Rogers looks heavy legged.
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nolagunner @ 21:53 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
What the fuck is Spence wearing on his face
He has a broken jaw.
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kleinfeld @ 21:53 | Jun 17, 2026
What the fuck is Spence wearing on his face
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krangmummy @ 21:52 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Don't work too hard
I wish
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masif_de_coq @ 21:52 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Bellingham off, Djed Spud on.
The state of him taking the piss out of us after the Champions League final. Cunt!
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nolagunner @ 21:52 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Emmanuel Petit, please kindly fuck off and let's not be having any more shit from you about how Saka doesn't deserve to be in the England squad cos he didn't do much last season.
He's just trying to sabotage to improve France's chances.
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floridagooner @ 21:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
Ok have fun guys x
Don't work too hard
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krangmummy @ 21:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Ok have fun guys x
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masif_de_coq @ 21:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Emmanuel Petit, please kindly fuck off and let's not be having any more shit from you about how Saka doesn't deserve to be in the England squad cos he didn't do much last season.
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kleinfeld @ 21:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Anderson looks a player but how the fuck is he worth 130m
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mike1 @ 21:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
4-2 Rashford Saka involved
Saka made the goal
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nolagunner @ 21:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Henderson woke up for the celebration
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iclass @ 21:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Very good second half
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collibosher @ 21:50 | Jun 17, 2026
4-2 Rashford Saka involved
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krangmummy @ 21:49 | Jun 17, 2026
Nice i can go to work now
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floridagooner @ 21:49 | Jun 17, 2026
Made by Saka
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floridagooner @ 21:49 | Jun 17, 2026
What a goal
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iclass @ 21:49 | Jun 17, 2026
Lovely
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iclass @ 21:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Is Henderson too busy setting up the Jenga to come on
He’s having an afternoon nap
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hazza @ 21:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Bellingham off, Djed Spud on.
No Eze?
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kleinfeld @ 21:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Bellingham off, Djed Spud on.
Is Henderson too busy setting up the Jenga to come on
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mike1 @ 21:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Bellingham off, Djed Spud on.
Odd sub
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nolagunner @ 21:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
just send him home for a sit down
After 8 corners, his leg is just tired.
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collibosher @ 21:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Bellingham off, Djed Spud on.
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salaar @ 21:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Worrying
I mean these humans are gonna break. This chizz is unsustainable...
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mike1 @ 21:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
It's IT fucking V! Bunch of cunts who have to stick to the script.

Remember the embarrassing Foden pass glazing despite Eze's sumptuous finishing being more worthy of adulation. Cunts!
That's exactly what I was thinking
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krangmummy @ 21:43 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
On a blackboard aye
Oh my..glad im not seeing that
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kleinfeld @ 21:43 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
They just said Dec was limping
Hot tub immediately
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nik @ 21:43 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Worrying
just send him home for a sit down
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iclass @ 21:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
On a blackboard aye
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kleinfeld @ 21:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Haha
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collibosher @ 21:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
They just said Dec was limping
Worrying
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kleinfeld @ 21:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
I bet he's shit at noughts but good at crosses..


coat
Shit at scoring goals in a title race in say 2015-2016
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salaar @ 21:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
On a blackboard???
On a blackboard aye
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krangmummy @ 21:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
In the...timeouts we are getting the US Women's Manager explaining how to play noughts and crosses on a blackboard. With chalk.
On a blackboard???
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lawlarse @ 21:42 | Jun 17, 2026
They just said Dec was limping
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hazza @ 21:41 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Haha

They need to knock that on the head. I've already been sent loads of memes of her writing a shopping list on that blackboard
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nik @ 21:41 | Jun 17, 2026
just saying there are ways of slagging her off
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salaar @ 21:41 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
It would be just as lame if Giroud was presenting it but just less exciting
I bet he's shit at noughts but good at crosses..


coat
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kleinfeld @ 21:41 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
perhaps let's rein in the misogyny
Would be worse to not slag her off.
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iclass @ 21:40 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
*ducks*
It would be just as lame if Giroud was presenting it but just less exciting
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salaar @ 21:39 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
Who? Not seeing her on my coverage?
In the...timeouts we are getting the US Women's Manager explaining how to play noughts and crosses on a blackboard. With chalk.
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kleinfeld @ 21:39 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Fat Munter Hayes?

Fucking cunt!
Haha

They need to knock that on the head. I've already been sent loads of memes of her writing a shopping list on that blackboard
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nik @ 21:39 | Jun 17, 2026
*ducks*
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nik @ 21:39 | Jun 17, 2026
perhaps let's rein in the misogyny
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iclass @ 21:38 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
Who? Not seeing her on my coverage?
I T V
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floridagooner @ 21:38 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
Who? Not seeing her on my coverage?
You're not missing anything believe me
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hazza @ 21:38 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
she's back!
Fat Munter Hayes?

Fucking cunt!
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krangmummy @ 21:37 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
Testcard girl is back
Who? Not seeing her on my coverage?
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lawlarse @ 21:37 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Good, rest those legs
I’m just not used to it.
I always fear we’ll fall apart without Dec on the pitch
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salaar @ 21:37 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
haha
Arsenal
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lawlarse @ 21:37 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Dec coming off
You wot?
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floridagooner @ 21:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Dec coming off
Good, rest those legs
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salaar @ 21:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Dec coming off
haha
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lawlarse @ 21:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Saka 🙂
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collibosher @ 21:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Dec coming off
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krangmummy @ 21:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Ooh saka! I may be late for work...
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iclass @ 21:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Starboy
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nik @ 21:36 | Jun 17, 2026
pashun
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floridagooner @ 21:35 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
x. x. x
o
o

And that’s how you score
😂😂
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kleinfeld @ 21:35 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
x. x. x
o
o

And that’s how you score
🤣
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iclass @ 21:35 | Jun 17, 2026
x. x. x
o
o

And that’s how you score
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salaar @ 21:35 | Jun 17, 2026
isn't there a fucking sniper for God's sake ?
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masif_de_coq @ 21:35 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mike1:
Waiting for some appreciation of Rice and Madueke by commentary team rather than obsessively looking at Kane and Bellingham.
It's IT fucking V! Bunch of cunts who have to stick to the script.

Remember the embarrassing Foden pass glazing despite Eze's sumptuous finishing being more worthy of adulation. Cunts!
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kleinfeld @ 21:34 | Jun 17, 2026
Jesus fuck they need to can this nonsense
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salaar @ 21:34 | Jun 17, 2026
she's back!
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lawlarse @ 21:34 | Jun 17, 2026
Testcard girl is back
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mike1 @ 21:32 | Jun 17, 2026
Got back from Barcelona today.
This is the first match I've caught.
Not too shabby for entertainment
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kleinfeld @ 21:32 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mike1:
It's Sally at home and Antony on the football pitch.

Ray Parlour in the pub and Charlie Dimmock in the garden.
Clare fucking Balding
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kleinfeld @ 21:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mike1:
It's Sally at home and Antony on the football pitch.

Ray Parlour in the pub and Charlie Dimmock in the garden.
Charlie Dimmock what a shout 🤣
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krangmummy @ 21:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mike1:
It's Sally at home and Antony on the football pitch.

Ray Parlour in the pub and Charlie Dimmock in the garden.
Stop it 8)
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mike1 @ 21:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
Do you think people call sally gunnell anthony gordon?
It's Sally at home and Antony on the football pitch.

Ray Parlour in the pub and Charlie Dimmock in the garden.
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kleinfeld @ 21:30 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
Hah i just spat tea on my dog
Haha
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krangmummy @ 21:30 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Either Anthony Gordon or ray parlour
Hah i just spat tea on my dog
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kleinfeld @ 21:29 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
shot was he Fawlty?
Vermin...he was sitting there, eating the nuts if you please
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nolagunner @ 21:29 | Jun 17, 2026
wtf is oreilly doing there
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kleinfeld @ 21:28 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to krangmummy:
Do you think people call sally gunnell anthony gordon?
Either Anthony Gordon or ray parlour
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salaar @ 21:28 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
I mean who had that idea for that load of fucking mince
shot was he Fawlty?
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krangmummy @ 21:27 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Sally Gunnell has to score that
Do you think people call sally gunnell anthony gordon?
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kleinfeld @ 21:27 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
I was wondering where the noughts and crosses lady was but some guy in a suit with a silencer and earpiece probably just offed her into the East River...
I mean who had that idea for that load of fucking mince
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floridagooner @ 21:26 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to bassarse:
You are quite the proctologist, Kleinie.
😄
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bassarse @ 21:26 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Croatia coach is sitting down. His anus and rectum must be grand
You are quite the proctologist, Kleinie.
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salaar @ 21:26 | Jun 17, 2026
I was wondering where the noughts and crosses lady was but some guy in a suit with a silencer and earpiece probably just offed her into the East River...
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kleinfeld @ 21:25 | Jun 17, 2026
Croatia coach is sitting down. His anus and rectum must be grand
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kleinfeld @ 21:24 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
Shhh Tommy hasn't sat down update. Not sat down. Standing up. All the time shocker
Must have piles
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salaar @ 21:24 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mike1:
Waiting for some appreciation of Rice and Madueke by commentary team rather than obsessively looking at Kane and Bellingham.
Shhh Tommy hasn't sat down update. Not sat down. Standing up. All the time shocker
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collibosher @ 21:24 | Jun 17, 2026
Adrian Clarke previewed this match and reckoned that if England are physical, the aging Croatian team will wilt.
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floridagooner @ 21:24 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mike1:
Waiting for some appreciation of Rice and Madueke by commentary team rather than obsessively looking at Kane and Bellingham.
Don't hold your breath
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mike1 @ 21:23 | Jun 17, 2026
Waiting for some appreciation of Rice and Madueke by commentary team rather than obsessively looking at Kane and Bellingham.
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lawlarse @ 21:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Don’t think I’ve ooohhhed this much in ages.
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kleinfeld @ 21:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
he had to go to the toilet - no wat that was the other one
Haha Daniel Radcliffe aye
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salaar @ 21:21 | Jun 17, 2026
hahaha this is nuts
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salaar @ 21:21 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Sally Gunnell has to score that
he had to go to the toilet - no wat that was the other one
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nik @ 21:21 | Jun 17, 2026
declan looking good with the love handles
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kleinfeld @ 21:20 | Jun 17, 2026
Sally Gunnell has to score that
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nolagunner @ 21:20 | Jun 17, 2026
Rice's leg is going to fall off at this rate
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salaar @ 21:20 | Jun 17, 2026
woao
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collibosher @ 21:17 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
That O'Reilly cunt is a physical monster
Oh, Really?
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salaar @ 21:17 | Jun 17, 2026
rIce running riot
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kleinfeld @ 21:16 | Jun 17, 2026
That O'Reilly cunt is a physical monster
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salaar @ 21:15 | Jun 17, 2026
There's some very weird commentary going on here. Have they been taking that Adderall from the assistant coach?
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floridagooner @ 21:14 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Great Cornalty by Rice though!
Yep
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collibosher @ 21:14 | Jun 17, 2026
Great Cornalty by Rice though!
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kleinfeld @ 21:13 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
O'Reilly you twat
What a spunk boozer
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floridagooner @ 21:13 | Jun 17, 2026
O'Reilly you twat
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salaar @ 21:13 | Jun 17, 2026
open game
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krangmummy @ 21:12 | Jun 17, 2026
Cmon deccy
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collibosher @ 21:12 | Jun 17, 2026
Hey Jude!
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nik @ 21:12 | Jun 17, 2026
that goal was made by noni leaving it. come on arsenal!
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salaar @ 21:11 | Jun 17, 2026
oh yeah
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krangmummy @ 21:11 | Jun 17, 2026
Lovely gial
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hfb @ 21:11 | Jun 17, 2026
Great goal
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krangmummy @ 21:09 | Jun 17, 2026
Fck me martin tyler is an old woman...and i should know
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mike1 @ 21:08 | Jun 17, 2026
England's assistant manager twitching and jerking head movements talking about the players having too much nervous energy
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salaar @ 21:03 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
And Perišić
Sochaux, Roeselare, Club Brugge, Dortmund, Wolfsburg, Inter, Bayern, Spuds, Hadjuk Split and now PSV
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hazza @ 21:02 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
his hand looked offisde!
Can't score with your hand though... Unless you're Maradona
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salaar @ 20:59 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hfb:
Eng's aversion for keeping the ball is always their achilles heel. Playing against a side with a 40 yr old
And Perišić
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hfb @ 20:59 | Jun 17, 2026
Eng's aversion for keeping the ball is always their achilles heel. Playing against a side with a 40 yr old
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lukas @ 20:54 | Jun 17, 2026
Was a great goal
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bassarse @ 20:54 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
Shit time to concede
Never a good time.
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mike1 @ 20:52 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
Shit time to concede
Dixon to blame Rice
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lawlarse @ 20:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Shit time to concede
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nik @ 20:51 | Jun 17, 2026
his hand looked offisde!
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collibosher @ 20:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Outside?
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shannon_gooner @ 20:51 | Jun 17, 2026
HT 2-2
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iclass @ 20:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mike1:
Poor defending
Again
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nik @ 20:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Inside?
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mike1 @ 20:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Poor defending
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shannon_gooner @ 20:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to shannon_gooner:
2-2
Onside?
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floridagooner @ 20:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Offside?
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shannon_gooner @ 20:50 | Jun 17, 2026
2-2
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collibosher @ 20:50 | Jun 17, 2026
2-2
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floridagooner @ 20:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Wtf
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bassarse @ 20:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Rice>Reece.
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kleinfeld @ 20:50 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
that cunt Dixon was just scapegoating Dec...
I wish Dixon would go more Keown
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mike1 @ 20:49 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
that cunt Dixon was just scapegoating Dec...
I noticed. He completely ignored the fact that Bellingham lost the ball in the half way line, then collapsed hoping to get a free kick which was rightly ignored.
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floridagooner @ 20:48 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Don't mind Rice's corners now do you, you fucking wankers
They're all fucking hypocrites, just goes to show the distain they all have for Arsenal. You know Arsenal.......
THE CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND 🏆
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collibosher @ 20:48 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Don't mind Rice's corners now do you, you fucking wankers
Should have taken that free kick as well!
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hazza @ 20:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Don't mind Rice's corners now do you, you fucking wankers
Exactly!
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kleinfeld @ 20:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Don't mind Rice's corners now do you, you fucking wankers
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hazza @ 20:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Set piece again, OLE Ole
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lawlarse @ 20:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
that cunt Dixon was just scapegoating Dec...
Yeh I noticed that. Get to f*ck Dixon.
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salaar @ 20:43 | Jun 17, 2026
that cunt Dixon was just scapegoating Dec...
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nik @ 20:43 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
Waiting for the criticism at half time that they’re a set piece team
have a shot every time they do and you'll be a very sober man
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nik @ 20:43 | Jun 17, 2026
ref's got a decent view
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collibosher @ 20:43 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
2-1
And I was going to ask why Dec is taking corners from the right!
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iclass @ 20:43 | Jun 17, 2026
Waiting for the criticism at half time that they’re a set piece team
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nik @ 20:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
My TV is about 20 seconds behind yours iclass. That was like having the liveblog.
mine too
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lawlarse @ 20:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Set piece again ole ole
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salaar @ 20:42 | Jun 17, 2026
header
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collibosher @ 20:41 | Jun 17, 2026
2-1
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shannon_gooner @ 20:41 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
i've got it started, everyone
'arry
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iclass @ 20:41 | Jun 17, 2026
Set piece ole ole
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lawlarse @ 20:39 | Jun 17, 2026
My TV is about 20 seconds behind yours iclass. That was like having the liveblog.
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lukas @ 20:38 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Why is Mattercunt bringing up the Carabao final?
Because he's a cunt
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baichungbhutia @ 20:38 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
i've got it started, everyone
Did you switch it off and then back on.
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lukas @ 20:38 | Jun 17, 2026
Nice goal
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iclass @ 20:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Helluva goal
Gave them the ball.
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nik @ 20:36 | Jun 17, 2026
cor
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floridagooner @ 20:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Helluva goal
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collibosher @ 20:36 | Jun 17, 2026
1-1
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shannon_gooner @ 20:36 | Jun 17, 2026
1-1
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iclass @ 20:35 | Jun 17, 2026
Fuck
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hazza @ 20:34 | Jun 17, 2026
Why is Mattercunt bringing up the Carabao final?
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nik @ 20:32 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
tbh i'm more arsed about the fact that for some reason my dishwasher won't actually start than this game
i've got it started, everyone
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salaar @ 20:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
Gyokeres scores that one
he's good at internationals
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kleinfeld @ 20:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Madueke looking very good so far
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iclass @ 20:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Gyokeres scores that one
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collibosher @ 20:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Wp Noni
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nik @ 20:30 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Isn't it that if the attacking side is fouling before the ball is kicked at a corner the ref can award a goal kick instead.
ah. that makes more sense.
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nik @ 20:29 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
I thought she was still in Israel
🧐😬
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salaar @ 20:27 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Yeah Emma Hayes. She's now the US women's team manager
Call him drunken Ira Hayes
He won't answer anymore
Not the whiskey drinking Indian
Or the marine that went to war
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floridagooner @ 20:26 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
Wasn’t she the Chelsea manager
Yeah Emma Hayes. She's now the US women's team manager
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kleinfeld @ 20:25 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to salaar:
noughts snd crosses my go!
I mean fuck sake
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salaar @ 20:25 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Who is this lump at the chalkboard
noughts snd crosses my go!
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iclass @ 20:25 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Who is this lump at the chalkboard
Wasn’t she the Chelsea manager
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kleinfeld @ 20:24 | Jun 17, 2026
Who is this lump at the chalkboard
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salaar @ 20:24 | Jun 17, 2026
aahaha wtf a blackboard with...
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iclass @ 20:23 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Isn't it that if the attacking side is fouling before the ball is kicked at a corner the ref can award a goal kick instead.
Apparently so
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floridagooner @ 20:23 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
Crowd booing the hydration break. Good for them.
Indeed
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lawlarse @ 20:23 | Jun 17, 2026
Crowd booing the hydration break. Good for them.
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brucelee4ever @ 20:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
I thought she was still in Israel
Now that works.
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collibosher @ 20:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Isn't it that if the attacking side is fouling before the ball is kicked at a corner the ref can award a goal kick instead.
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iclass @ 20:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
tbh i'm more arsed about the fact that for some reason my dishwasher won't actually start than this game
I thought she was still in Israel
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barndance @ 20:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
Bellingham not passing to Madueke
Bellendham
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iclass @ 20:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
I thought she was still in Israel
Wrong post
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iclass @ 20:21 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Wenger again
I thought she was still in Israel
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lawlarse @ 20:21 | Jun 17, 2026
Bellingham not passing to Madueke
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brucelee4ever @ 20:21 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
tbh i'm more arsed about the fact that for some reason my dishwasher won't actually start than this game
Buy some rubber gloves.
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kleinfeld @ 20:21 | Jun 17, 2026
Wenger again
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nik @ 20:20 | Jun 17, 2026
tbh i'm more arsed about the fact that for some reason my dishwasher won't actually start than this game
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nik @ 20:20 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lukas:
They're using VAR to check corners now, if it's not actually a corner it goes over to the goal kick.
oh nice
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lukas @ 20:19 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
and why did the croatia corner become an england gk?
They're using VAR to check corners now, if it's not actually a corner it goes over to the goal kick.
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nik @ 20:19 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Picture or it didn't happen
i think the kidz say pics
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iclass @ 20:18 | Jun 17, 2026
I’m sure I saw Gordon on the team sheet
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nik @ 20:18 | Jun 17, 2026
and why did the croatia corner become an england gk?
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nik @ 20:18 | Jun 17, 2026
so the 5 second throw in rule seems to be being roundly ignored by the officials
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floridagooner @ 20:16 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Picture or it didn't happen
👍
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iclass @ 20:16 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
'scuse my ignorance......what does that stand for?
Glad you asked that
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lawlarse @ 20:16 | Jun 17, 2026
Is Vamos the new Come On?
It is if you play for Arsenal!
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hazza @ 20:16 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
'scuse my ignorance......what does that stand for?
Picture or it didn't happen
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floridagooner @ 20:15 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
POIDH
'scuse my ignorance......what does that stand for?
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iclass @ 20:15 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
The rough end of a pineapple?
Sweet
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brucelee4ever @ 20:15 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
POIDH
This
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hazza @ 20:15 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to bassarse:
I can pull that off.
POIDH
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masif_de_coq @ 20:14 | Jun 17, 2026
God, Lee Dixon is insufferable. I normally watch Arsenal matches without commentary, so not used to him and the generally dreadful ITV commentary.
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collibosher @ 20:14 | Jun 17, 2026
Noni won the pen....
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brucelee4ever @ 20:14 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
The rough end of a pineapple?
😬😁
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floridagooner @ 20:13 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to brucelee4ever:
Fuck me with … whatever you want. Lucky cunt.
The rough end of a pineapple?
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brucelee4ever @ 20:12 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to iclass:
Well that was a get out of jail card
Fuck me with … whatever you want. Lucky cunt.
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iclass @ 20:12 | Jun 17, 2026
Well that was a get out of jail card
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collibosher @ 20:12 | Jun 17, 2026
Lucky boy, Hawwy!
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floridagooner @ 20:11 | Jun 17, 2026
1-0
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collibosher @ 20:11 | Jun 17, 2026
Goalie moved though there was encroachment too.
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lawlarse @ 20:11 | Jun 17, 2026
Please don’t stutter. Please don’t stutter.
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floridagooner @ 20:10 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
What??
Encroachment
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lawlarse @ 20:10 | Jun 17, 2026
What??
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mrswoo @ 20:07 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to bassarse:
I can pull that off.
It can be for some specific problem. The yellow lenses, I mean

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lawlarse @ 20:05 | Jun 17, 2026
Very messy start
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salaar @ 20:01 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to mrswoo:
Booing Croatia anthem is really low grade.
wow
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masif_de_coq @ 20:01 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to bassarse:
I can pull that off.
Is that what Dr Jekyll said to Mr Hyde?
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mrswoo @ 19:57 | Jun 17, 2026
Booing Croatia anthem is really low grade.
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bassarse @ 19:54 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Only wrighty can wear those piss yellow glasses and look good
I can pull that off.
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kleinfeld @ 19:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Only wrighty can wear those piss yellow glasses and look good
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masif_de_coq @ 19:26 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Has that cunt Silva gone to real Madrid?

Hope we get them again in the CL and someone puts the reducer on him
He has. I think they're hoping he'll have a similar impact as Modric did but with massive side of histrionics. Prick!
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baichungbhutia @ 19:20 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to serotonin:
Due to hydration breaks, the next FIFA tournament will have enforced urination breaks.
Timeouts that’s the next annoying thing.
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kleinfeld @ 19:14 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
So fucking glad we won the league while he, Pep and Rodri were still around after the patronising shit we've had from them over the years. Such a disgustingly whiny team. That little prick Conceição g...
Has that cunt Silva gone to real Madrid?

Hope we get them again in the CL and someone puts the reducer on him
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masif_de_coq @ 19:07 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Good to see that rat B.Silva in pain
So fucking glad we won the league while he, Pep and Rodri were still around after the patronising shit we've had from them over the years. Such a disgustingly whiny team. That little prick Conceição giving it the big 'un to a man almost twice his size was laughable.
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bassarse @ 19:06 | Jun 17, 2026
Spain and Portugal have both shat the bed.

Iberia in crisis.
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bassarse @ 19:04 | Jun 17, 2026
Ronaldo will be fuming in the dressing room.

Cunt.
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kleinfeld @ 19:03 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Well done DRC. Portugal are fucking pricks.
Good to see that rat B.Silva in pain
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lukas @ 19:03 | Jun 17, 2026
DR Congo were great! Also very satisfying they fucked over the Portugal cunts
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masif_de_coq @ 19:02 | Jun 17, 2026
Well done DRC. Portugal are fucking pricks.
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kleinfeld @ 19:00 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to bassarse:
He's a hostage to the Ronaldo mythology.
He's a waster regardless

The Portuguese Gareth Southgate
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mrswoo @ 18:59 | Jun 17, 2026
Can I watch this on ITV1 I can't find anything that looks as if I can
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kleinfeld @ 18:57 | Jun 17, 2026
If you're called Araujo do you have to be a brainless hacking prick
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gooder @ 18:55 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to serotonin:
Due to hydration breaks, the next FIFA tournament will have enforced urination breaks.
just shove empty containers behind the nets, we'll call them Lehmann cans.
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serotonin @ 18:52 | Jun 17, 2026
Due to hydration breaks, the next FIFA tournament will have enforced urination breaks.
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hazza @ 18:49 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
No Saka for Eng. Rice starts alongside Anderson
Noni in Saka's place
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hazza @ 18:49 | Jun 17, 2026
No Saka for Eng. Rice starts alongside Anderson
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bassarse @ 18:46 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
Unpleasant and whiny is a perfect description. The Argentina team comes a close second with Romero, Enzo F, Marinezes - Messi kind of saves them.
Both teams are complete cunts.
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bassarse @ 18:46 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Roberto Martinez is nicking a living
He's a hostage to the Ronaldo mythology.
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baichungbhutia @ 18:19 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
This!

Portugal are such an unpleasant, whiny team. What the hell were they complaining about to the referee after the goal?
Unpleasant and whiny is a perfect description. The Argentina team comes a close second with Romero, Enzo F, Marinezes - Messi kind of saves them.
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kleinfeld @ 18:19 | Jun 17, 2026
Roberto Martinez is nicking a living
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dennis_b10 @ 18:17 | Jun 17, 2026
Love this new law. Too slow with the goal kick or throw then it's given to the other team.
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chrism @ 17:58 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
This!

Portugal are such an unpleasant, whiny team. What the hell were they complaining about to the referee after the goal?
Bernardo, Bruno, Cristiano, they're all whiny bitches
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masif_de_coq @ 17:54 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
That was a great header
This!

Portugal are such an unpleasant, whiny team. What the hell were they complaining about to the referee after the goal?
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s.p2 @ 17:53 | Jun 17, 2026
Marlo back
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dennis_b10 @ 17:52 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Statuesque defending from Portugal
Completely unmarked. Amazing.
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floridagooner @ 17:52 | Jun 17, 2026
That was a great header
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chrism @ 17:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Statuesque defending from Portugal
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dennis_b10 @ 17:51 | Jun 17, 2026
Wissa header, a beauty 1-1
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kleinfeld @ 17:41 | Jun 17, 2026
You don't sell Leo Trossard

Martinelli is the one who should go
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floridagooner @ 17:32 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Ronaldo is one of the all-time greats, no doubt. He is though, a self-centred cunt who wants to make everything about himself.
Self preening, narcissistic "look at me" Cunt
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chrism @ 17:28 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
I am not a fan of Ronaldo but I think this comparison also does a disservice to him. He is a great player but clearly not as good as Messi.
I watched the match yesterday and Messi was levels above an...
Ronaldo is one of the all-time greats, no doubt. He is though, a self-centred cunt who wants to make everything about himself.
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chrism @ 17:27 | Jun 17, 2026
Was that the Aston Villa set-piece coach in saw on the Portugal bench?
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baichungbhutia @ 17:17 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to gooder:
Arse!
bruce!
good morning champions!

" there’s nobody who even comes close, imo. "
there will always be Ronaldo lovers kicking around (mostly Portugal and Madrid fans clutching at straws) but ...
I am not a fan of Ronaldo but I think this comparison also does a disservice to him. He is a great player but clearly not as good as Messi.
I watched the match yesterday and Messi was levels above anyone else, the third goal is a thing of beauty.
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hazza @ 17:13 | Jun 17, 2026
Cuntnaldo starts for Portucunts.

J. Neves has scored
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gooder @ 16:57 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to riku7:
Has anyone watchers of French football, ever seen bacola make a tackle ? And watch at this world cup
Compared to martinelli and Leo

I would probably sell Leo
The problem with selling Leo is he'd bring is very little value. Martinelli would have far higher value and the ratio of income vs what you're giving up would be far better. If you're going to sell one or the other...
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bassarse @ 16:33 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
I remember on a version of Sensible Soccer, they used some of his Cap Gold commentary... Especially when you scored 5 goals...

"And *team* have gone knapp!" Or something along those lines...
Sensible Soccer was awesome.
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hazza @ 15:47 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to pip:
He has toned it down from his Capital Gold days even if the sanctimony remains.

Ey ore, ey ore, he always scores against Tottenham"
I remember on a version of Sensible Soccer, they used some of his Cap Gold commentary... Especially when you scored 5 goals...

"And *team* have gone knapp!" Or something along those lines...
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masif_de_coq @ 15:34 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to riku7:
Has anyone watchers of French football, ever seen bacola make a tackle ? And watch at this world cup
Compared to martinelli and Leo

I would probably sell Leo
Why would you sell Trossard? I'm interested in your reasons, not being antagonistic. We would not have won the league without his contributions at crucial moments.
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riku7 @ 15:26 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to tompemb:
Wonder who is quicker over various short distances - Martinelli or Barcola?
Barcola looks electric- almost like he's attached to 50000 volt rails and someone just presses the on switch.
Has anyone watchers of French football, ever seen bacola make a tackle ? And watch at this world cup
Compared to martinelli and Leo

I would probably sell Leo
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gooder @ 14:07 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to gunnerlocutor:
Maybe it’s just the lawyer in me but lying on one’s sworn government documents and appeal affidavit about verifiable facts seems pretty dumb. I mean that kind of stuff might get one elected to a seco...
Speaking of lawyers, for something as important as a World Cup why wouldn't they have lawyers going over all that stuff before submitting? or maybe they do and they're just as incompetent.
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gooder @ 13:57 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Zidane's son is a shit goalkeeper. Generally poor goalkeeping display for a number of goals so far.
It's counterintuitive that the son of the two of most gifted feet to ever fit into a pair of boots is playing a position that uses primarily hands.
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gooder @ 13:54 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Titi's facial expressions are a peach! 😂
ha ha ha, both those guys clearly despise Lalas... It helps that he says dumb shit so much.
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gooder @ 13:44 | Jun 17, 2026
and he was an economic juggernaut in the last World Cup single-handedly quadrupling the values of a whole raft of mediocre Argentinian teammates.
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gooder @ 13:40 | Jun 17, 2026
Arse!
bruce!
good morning champions!

" there’s nobody who even comes close, imo. "
there will always be Ronaldo lovers kicking around (mostly Portugal and Madrid fans clutching at straws) but there is no world where I would rather have him in my team over Messi.... and never was.
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pip @ 12:33 | Jun 17, 2026
He has toned it down from his Capital Gold days even if the sanctimony remains.

Ey ore, ey ore, he always scores against Tottenham"
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riku7 @ 12:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Once Martinelli is behind the last defender, there's no catching him. However in the EPL teams set up to ensure this doesn't happen. In Europe, he was able to play to his strengths and produce a much ...
Yeah ,agree most teams park the bus against us in prem., so no space for marinelli or bacola to run into
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chrism @ 12:21 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to pip:
Oh... my goodness me. Where can there be a place in the game for a man of such extravagant talent, and a man of such wicked temperament? A man who has been quite rightly dismissed.Oh my goodness me...
Pearce made his name on Capital Gold with his over the top commentaries. He isn't going to change now.
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pip @ 12:18 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Didn't hear it, but he's generally quite OTT with everything
Oh... my goodness me. Where can there be a place in the game for a man of such extravagant talent, and a man of such wicked temperament? A man who has been quite rightly dismissed.Oh my goodness me, he's kicked... he's launched himself! Eric Cantona has jumped in with a scissor-kung-fu kick at a fan! Manchester United fans are coming across... I have never seen such a disgraceful incident as that in all my years in football! Eric Cantona should be thrown out of the game for that sort of incident. I care not one jot about his supreme talent. He launched himself six feet into the crowd and kung-fu kicked a supporter. It's an absolute disgrace!

Pretty level headed for me Clive
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gunnerlocutor @ 12:13 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to spanishbill:
Morning,
Was just scanning the Dallas news to see what the locals thought of England and found this amusing item.
Is the lack of journalistic rigour and the factual inaccuracies indicative of:
a) Poor...
Hilarious photo caption misidentifying the City fans as Newcastle fans. The sky blue shirts and MCFC banner behind them notwithstanding. At least they recognized the gooners. Haha.
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chrism @ 12:07 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Chris, you should be part of our scouting and coaching team. Been thinking along similar lines, especially in relation to Martinelli being re-deployed as a centre forward to replace Jesus, but you've ...
Yeah, that's why my main query was about the appetite for turnover. We're at the stage with the squad where replacing a couple of players each year should be enough. LW and CF seem most urgent unless fitness issues at right-back are a real concern.
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gunnerlocutor @ 12:02 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to brucelee4ever:
A bit stupid, too.
Maybe it’s just the lawyer in me but lying on one’s sworn government documents and appeal affidavit about verifiable facts seems pretty dumb. I mean that kind of stuff might get one elected to a second term as POTUS but that’s a different story …
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hazza @ 12:00 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
While running a sizeable media empire! I don't know how you do it.
Various minions
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tompemb @ 11:57 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to bassarse:
Madrid going full cunt with Mourinho, Cucurella, and now Bernardo Silva.
Flangists.
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floridagooner @ 11:40 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to bassarse:
Madrid going full cunt with Mourinho, Cucurella, and now Bernardo Silva.
All they need now is Rodri
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masif_de_coq @ 11:20 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
I cook every day!
While running a sizeable media empire! I don't know how you do it.
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bassarse @ 11:07 | Jun 17, 2026
Madrid going full cunt with Mourinho, Cucurella, and now Bernardo Silva.
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lukas @ 10:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Fantastic work by Zlatan and Thierry. Great to see! Not sure what I love more, Thierry's facial expression or Zlatan's grin at the end.
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masif_de_coq @ 10:31 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to chrism:
I wonder how much squad turnover the management are willing to tolerate this summer? Areas of absolute need for me are left wing and centre forward. Will they want to replace Trossard and Martinelli ...
Chris, you should be part of our scouting and coaching team. Been thinking along similar lines, especially in relation to Martinelli being re-deployed as a centre forward to replace Jesus, but you've described everything better than I could.

It would be unwise to have a significant turnover of players, judging by Liverpool's experience. A minority of our fans seem to think this is FIFA Manager, wanting a new forward line and midfield. The lose of cohesion, relationships and team spirit would be detrimental to further success.
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lukas @ 10:27 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to guitareth:
.. and to further confirm his stupidity, I love this nugget from his appeal against the Canadian visa rejection:

"The midfielder also said being unable to travel to Canada would “materially affect” ...
It's actually the fifth time Ghana have qualified for the world cup. His blatant lying isn't going to help his credibility when it comes to his upcoming day in court.
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spanishbill @ 10:22 | Jun 17, 2026
Morning,
Was just scanning the Dallas news to see what the locals thought of England and found this amusing item.
Is the lack of journalistic rigour and the factual inaccuracies indicative of:
a) Poor journalism?
b) The total lack of football interest and knowledge among large sections of US society?
c) How small Man City really are?
d) All three?

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/fc-dalla…
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hfb @ 10:16 | Jun 17, 2026
Nevermind the bollocks, here come mbappe and messi.
Messi rolling back the years. Timeless. Somewhere a certain ronaldo probably had a restless night.
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collibosher @ 10:11 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to tompemb:
Wonder who is quicker over various short distances - Martinelli or Barcola?
Barcola looks electric- almost like he's attached to 50000 volt rails and someone just presses the on switch.
Once Martinelli is behind the last defender, there's no catching him. However in the EPL teams set up to ensure this doesn't happen. In Europe, he was able to play to his strengths and produce a much better output. Whether we keep him, or replace him with another pace merchant, we need to think about strategies that allow us to make use of his pace in the EPL. Maybe we get Barcola and keep Martinelli and make use of substitutions to ensure that opposing right backs don't get a moment's rest!
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chrism @ 09:56 | Jun 17, 2026
I wonder how much squad turnover the management are willing to tolerate this summer? Areas of absolute need for me are left wing and centre forward. Will they want to replace Trossard and Martinelli at the same time? Seems unlikely. You could just bring in another left winger and use Martinelli as mostly CF who can cover LW although it doesn't seem Arteta fancies that at all. If there's a chance of getting a real killer CF we should do it, but the standard required is very thin on the ground.

Other areas to look at are central midfield and right-back. If we could just keep all four CMs I'd be happy with that although Arteta has to use MLS and Norgaard more. Right-back is surely a fitness thing, can we go into another season with injury concerns over both Timber an White?

Obviously we'll sign our customary left-back too. 😜
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guitareth @ 09:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11…

I think, among other and obviously potentially ...
.. and to further confirm his stupidity, I love this nugget from his appeal against the Canadian visa rejection:

"The midfielder also said being unable to travel to Canada would “materially affect” Ghana’s ability to play in the tournament. “This is the first time that my country has qualified at the World Cup,” he also said in the affidavit.

Ghana, in fact, qualified for the previous tournament in Qatar, where Partey played in three games. !!!

Above quote is from https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/…
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tompemb @ 09:42 | Jun 17, 2026
Wonder who is quicker over various short distances - Martinelli or Barcola?
Barcola looks electric- almost like he's attached to 50000 volt rails and someone just presses the on switch.
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arseblog1 @ 09:09 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Blogs, getting away from football while we can. Do you still cook a lot? Back in da day I remember you a recipe for a Korean chicken dish which got me interested in Korean food. Let's just say there's...
I cook every day!
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arseblog1 @ 09:09 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
was that zlatan calling the king ignorant?
No, listen to Lalas at the start ;)
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salaar @ 09:03 | Jun 17, 2026
WiB
Well awoken Blogs
Kansas Aires
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nik @ 08:45 | Jun 17, 2026
was that zlatan calling the king ignorant?
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masif_de_coq @ 08:43 | Jun 17, 2026
Blogs, getting away from football while we can. Do you still cook a lot? Back in da day I remember you a recipe for a Korean chicken dish which got me interested in Korean food. Let's just say there's always a tub of Gochujang paste in my kitchen.
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hazza @ 08:22 | Jun 17, 2026
What was the one where he touched Cuntagher's thigh and was looking into the camera?
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hazza @ 08:15 | Jun 17, 2026
Titi's facial expressions are a peach! 😂
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arseblog1 @ 08:09 | Jun 17, 2026
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arseblog1 @ 08:01 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Jonathan Pearce's glazing of Messi for his first goal was a bit nauseating, no?
Didn't hear it, but he's generally quite OTT with everything
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masif_de_coq @ 07:45 | Jun 17, 2026
Zidane's son is a shit goalkeeper. Generally poor goalkeeping display for a number of goals so far.
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masif_de_coq @ 07:44 | Jun 17, 2026
Jonathan Pearce's glazing of Messi for his first goal was a bit nauseating, no?
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floridagooner @ 07:36 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
This.

He's going to try and make it all about him
As always
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hazza @ 07:20 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Arse. WiB.

Morning Champions!

Messi equalling the scoring record at World Cup Finals games is guaranteed to be boiling Cristiano Ronaldo's piss and I'm here for it.
This.

He's going to try and make it all about him
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brucelee4ever @ 07:17 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Arse. WiB.

Morning Champions!

Messi equalling the scoring record at World Cup Finals games is guaranteed to be boiling Cristiano Ronaldo's piss and I'm here for it.
haha, absolutely!
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chrism @ 07:14 | Jun 17, 2026
Arse. WiB.

Morning Champions!

Messi equalling the scoring record at World Cup Finals games is guaranteed to be boiling Cristiano Ronaldo's piss and I'm here for it.
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brucelee4ever @ 07:05 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
He's cunt.
A bit stupid, too.
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hazza @ 06:59 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11…

I think, among other and obviously potentially ...
He's cunt.
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nik @ 06:58 | Jun 17, 2026
twat
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arseblog1 @ 06:46 | Jun 17, 2026
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11…

I think, among other and obviously potentially much worse things, Thomas Partey is a fucking idiot
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arseblog1 @ 06:41 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
how many points do they reckon gets you through? as few as 2?
You can get through with 0 points and 0 goals having not played a single game.

IRELAND GONNA WIN IT
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nik @ 06:41 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
They are
how many points do they reckon gets you through? as few as 2?
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arseblog1 @ 06:40 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to nik:
i'm still not feeling it with this world cup. the games feel entirely lacking in jeopardy.
They are
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nik @ 06:40 | Jun 17, 2026
i'm still not feeling it with this world cup. the games feel entirely lacking in jeopardy.
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nik @ 06:39 | Jun 17, 2026
arse!
fob!
morning winners!
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arseblog1 @ 06:38 | Jun 17, 2026
Reply to hazza:
@Blogs Austria won 3-1...
Ta fixed
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hazza @ 06:36 | Jun 17, 2026
@Blogs Austria won 3-1...
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brucelee4ever @ 06:34 | Jun 17, 2026
Cheers blogs

Hello Team

Come on England
Come on England
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hazza @ 06:34 | Jun 17, 2026
Fuck off Bruce!
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brucelee4ever @ 06:33 | Jun 17, 2026
WazzArse!
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