Hopefully MA and Glasner have a little chat about no stupid challenges on the pitch for the sake of both the teams
I want to add to the Fuck Off list, the ‘Cannon of the Arsenal’ Facebook page. He changed the name to Cannon of the Bottlers after our loss to Bournemouth. Not funny. Now, he’s changed it to Cannon of the Champions. Fair weather fan 🤬
It would be fitting to end the season with a 1-0 set piece again ole, ole.
Why not, eh 😜
It would be fitting to end the season with a 1-0 set piece again ole, ole.
Heh
A leetle bit the greedy aren't we? 😅
Guilty as charged. That Fulham game was a welcome reminder of how it could be.
Excited for today. Can enjoy the game, take everything in with no worries!
3-0 by half time would do me.
Heh
A leetle bit the greedy aren't we? 😅
Fair enough. That was a somewhat extreme example of what I might come to expect from our lads next season. Give me a 3-1 win any day! ☺️
3-0 by half time would do me.
I can see us scoring more next season, but I can't imagine Gabriel and Saliba being any less parsimonious!
Fair enough. That was a somewhat extreme example of what I might come to expect from our lads next season. Give me a 3-1 win any day! ☺️
Now that the huge weight has been lifted, I expect us to go gung-ho and win our games 5-3 next season. Sure beats the nail-biting 1-0's in my opinion 😅
I can see us scoring more next season, but I can't imagine Gabriel and Saliba being any less parsimonious!
And it’s not like there’s any football of importance to worry about this summer
Well I want England to win but I won't get into a state about it. As long as I can watch/follow the games without thinking about Trump or Infantino, I'll be okay.
There is a serious angle here, our health. This season has been ridiculous. I need to learn to manage the stress better.
Hopefully this is a unique combination of perma-second status and tight 1-0s u...
Now that the huge weight has been lifted, I expect us to go gung-ho and win our games 5-3 next season. Sure beats the nail-biting 1-0's in my opinion 😅
And it’s not like there’s any football of importance to worry about this summer
There is a serious angle here, our health. This season has been ridiculous. I need to learn to manage the stress better.
Hopefully this is a unique combination of perma-second status and tight 1-0s unlikely to be seen again.
The great thing about winning the league with a game to spare, is that my blood pressure gets an extra week before the cricket season to recover!
And it’s not like there’s any football of importance to worry about this summer
Champions don’t need to whine about all the naysayers
oh i like the golden arseblog logo
The great thing about winning the league with a game to spare, is that my blood pressure gets an extra week before the cricket season to recover!
Been a wonderful stress free weekend and this morning not missing that slight nausea worrying about needing a result
Do you realise that we are champions 🏆 because C115y couldn't beat 🥔🥔 Spuds ... twice! Let's face it, if you can't beat 🥔 🥔 Spuds in two attempts you don't deserve the title 😂😂😂
So glad that pep does not walk away a champion.
Pep arguably a great manager but all that club's success was built on cheating and financial doping.
Happy that introducing semenyo and guehi into the squad did not buy them success this time.
Fake fans, fake success. I for one will be ignoring all the love the media will shower on him today.
Reminds me of that graphic someone posted on r/Gunners about the various permutations of the West Ham and Spuds matches all ending with one inevitable outcome..
Arsenal are PL Champions! 😂
Exactly
Regardless of what happens elsewhere.... Arsenal are being crowned CHAMPIONS!
Reminds me of that graphic someone posted on r/Gunners about the various permutations of the West Ham and Spuds matches all ending with one inevitable outcome..
Arsenal are PL Champions! 😂
Happy Coronation and Spudsdown Day!
It would be the most glorious Matchday 38 of all time, Colli!
West ham 2 - Leeds 0
Spurs 1 - Everton 2
Regardless of what happens elsewhere.... Arsenal are being crowned CHAMPIONS!
Morning, Champions!
Happy Coronation Day!
Happy Coronation and Spudsdown Day!
West ham 2 - Leeds 0
Spurs 1 - Everton 2
🙏 🤲🙏🤲🙏
Morning, Champions!
Happy Coronation Day!
Matchday Morning greetings Table Toppers.
today’s/yesterday’s blog is all well and good but I do remember a certain blogger telling one Josep Guardiola to fuck off every time he was asked in 2020 or whenever about Arteta being potentially binned and Guardiola said no that would be crazy and you don’t understand how good Arteta is >.>
he was right!
Bit of a shambles with Usyk being presented with his next contender in the ring. That shouldn't have happened
That little guy in the hat was a moron.
Fair play to Rico, he seems like a decent, level-headed guy in that interview.
Bit of a shambles with Usyk being presented with his next contender in the ring. That shouldn't have happened
His footwork, his handspeed. But got careless at the end. Usyk got out of jail I think
Yes
Usyk looked slow and his footwork poor. I don't know if he put on too much weight he's getting older or he didn't take this fight seriously. He didn't seem to be the same boxer, but his a superb conditioning was evident in the later rounds.
Does anyone remember the fight with Bellew? Bellew was in the lead until Usyk wore him down near the end.
Fair play to Rico, he seems like a decent, level-headed guy in that interview.
They seem to be building a stage at the Emirates. It would make more sense to hold it there. The town hall was always a tricky venue as support increased. It’s insane the levels it’s reached.
About t...
Bit gutted to be missing that but...
Usyk fight stopped a fraction early. Just a couple of more seconds, bit Rico's corner stretched out putting his gumshield back in.
Rico did very well. Had to mute DAZN commentary.
His footwork, his handspeed. But got careless at the end. Usyk got out of jail I think
Usyk fight stopped a fraction early. Just a couple of more seconds, bit Rico's corner stretched out putting his gumshield back in.
Rico did very well. Had to mute DAZN commentary.
West ham 2 - Leeds 0
Spurs 1 - Everton 2
🤞
Spam aren' beating Leeds.
Party pooper 😂
Spam aren' beating Leeds.
*Aren't
West ham 2 - Leeds 0
Spurs 1 - Everton 2
Spam aren' beating Leeds.
Great fight from Rico, but Usyk turned it on at the end.
They seem to be building a stage at the Emirates. It would make more sense to hold it there. The town hall was always a tricky venue as support increased. It’s insane the levels it’s reached.
About t...
Blimey, what a prediction. He just couldn't figure Rico out, who seemed tricky and unorthodox.
Dude was a kickboxer.
The ref fucked that up, stopping it on the bell.
West ham 2 - Leeds 0
Spurs 1 - Everton 2
Training game for Budapest. Testing the handbrake. 0-0
4-1 😁
Will we be a bit "hungover" from the highs this week? Maybe but hearing Declan talking about the weight lifted from their shoulders really does make me wonder if maybe, just maybe, the shackles have been released and they'll run rampant.
Goodly summers evening Champions!
I've lost all track of time over the last few days, being totally absorbed in the 'content'!
I wish I'd gone down to the stadium on Tuesday night - I felt its magn...
They seem to be building a stage at the Emirates. It would make more sense to hold it there. The town hall was always a tricky venue as support increased. It’s insane the levels it’s reached.
About to watch the Usyk fight. Want him to win but the way the baton has been passed in football I feel a shock defeat might happen. We’ll see.
A "double winning season" for me and for that matter, Wrighty*...
Orlando Pirates (the team I've supported locally since I was about 10 years old) just won the South African PSL for the first time in...
Fantastic bit of history 'toon...double celebrations!
Goodly summers evening Champions!
I've lost all track of time over the last few days, being totally absorbed in the 'content'!
I wish I'd gone down to the stadium on Tuesday night - I felt its magnetic pull like E.T. felt the mothership coming to collect him, both of us with a red glow in our hearts. I couldn't make it though as I live a bit too far away now to head off there 10pm
I will be there for the Final screening at the Emirates this time next week though. If we were to win, I imagine the scenes outside will be very similar to those from Tuesday night - although, with the parade the very next day, there will probably be a lot of fencing and cordons and the like stopping us from partying like it's 1989. My goodness I hope it happens though! Can you imagine...?
The Arsenal Supporters Trust has said that the parade will be a lot longer than any previous ones and may not finish at the Town Hall. Sounds very sensible, as they are undoubtedly going to need more space to accommodate the 1 million+ people expected to attend.
Lucky old you - I don't really drink much because of the dicky ticker.Having a very nice cup of tea as we speak.I might have a drink on Sunday or on the 30th.
Love you Missis!
Lucky old you - I don't really drink much because of the dicky ticker.Having a very nice cup of tea as we speak.I might have a drink on Sunday or on the 30th.
Yes, Esso!
We should play 'Eye of the Tiger' as one of the songs during our trophy ceremony tomorrow
laffin'
Can't wait for the party to start
Good night Champs!
Arse
WE ARE THE ARSENAL
WE ARE THE BEST
WE ARE THE ARSNAL
SO FUCK ALL THE REST
Love you al xxx
Yes, Esso!
We should play 'Eye of the Tiger' as one of the songs during our trophy ceremony tomorrow
Just been down the Cricket Club. 1s, 2s and 3s all lost. No worries - spent the time chatting to Giorgio (Worthing's best bowler), who's currently injured and off to Budapest on Friday!
Arse
WE ARE THE ARSENAL
WE ARE THE BEST
WE ARE THE ARSNAL
SO FUCK ALL THE REST
Love you al xxx
The way United are doing this Bruno prop, it wouldnt surprise me if he lifts our premier league trophy.
I know it's fucking embarrassing
If we'd got on like this we'd be mocked relentlessly
I'm sure a Sp*rs supporters club does still exist but at the moment they're preoccupied having the Premier League badge removed from their kits.
Hahaha
The way United are doing this Bruno prop, it wouldnt surprise me if he lifts our premier league trophy.
Indeed. RIP Jimmy. Was lucky enough to meet him back in the day.
woa. i saw him live a few times in the early 80s - unforgettable
Tune! One of the best reggae songs from my youth!
Indeed. RIP Jimmy. Was lucky enough to meet him back in the day.
I'm sure a Sp*rs supporters club does still exist but at the moment they're preoccupied having the Premier League badge removed from their kits.
😂 true. We are Champions while they are “Championship”
Tune! One of the best reggae songs from my youth!
I'm sure a Sp*rs supporters club does still exist but at the moment they're preoccupied having the Premier League badge removed from their kits.
😄😃😆😅🤣
Hello Champions! Well in Mike!
Just spent an age backarsing all of this.
A lot of gloating, schadenfruede and catharsis.
I love it all.
Others who can fuck off are the lame Baltimore Spuds supporte...
I'm sure a Sp*rs supporters club does still exist but at the moment they're preoccupied having the Premier League badge removed from their kits.
Hello Champions! Well in Mike!
Just spent an age backarsing all of this.
A lot of gloating, schadenfruede and catharsis.
I love it all.
Others who can fuck off are the lame Baltimore Spuds supporters who came out in the alley in 2012 or so next to the Charm City Gooners’ pub to taunt us after a loss to Swansea or some load of crap like that. I doubt their local supporters group even exists these days.
More singing tomorrow woohoo
Fuck have Pool fans done it too?
Back in February I think it was. It was quite surprising coming from them. I suppose every fanbase maybe has those sad sorts. 🤷
That "Carra Brentford "game was annoying on so many levels.
Spitty dancing with the home fans was the pinnacle of irritation for some.
I found his comments about it being unfair that Sp*rs had the Sp*rsy moniker and that we had no such nickname and were just as bad , much more galling.
Liverpool had recently ended a nearly 30 year title drought , much of which he played in.
So he felt cocky.
What name should perenially under -achieving Arsenal be known by he mused?
Well 6 or so years down the line I've finally come up with it.
Champions, Jamie
A name you never had to endure.
So you can stick to spitty, gobshite.
It's because they know our success is genuine, and that has to hit home, so it's much easier to cheer for cheats and criminals, like how some of our fans wanted C115h to win last year.
I can't get on board with that, the C115h group are so unfathomably evil and corrupt it beggars belief. The Amazon of football, they don't want to compete, they want to destroy. That is a level difference.
Cognitive dissonance is at its most obvious.
Honestly, it's shocking how many of those types of "fans" came out of the wood work in recent years. Sp*rs, Liverpool, Chelsea.... I can't imagine ever hoping my team loses, its unfathomable.
Fuck have Pool fans done it too?
Especially when it's in favour of a bunch of cheating cunts
It’s multiple people, BUT! the Chelsea fan said he’s hoping Chelsea will roll over for City to stop Arsenal winning the title.
Imagine actively wishing your club to lose. Mad.
Honestly, it's shocking how many of those types of "fans" came out of the wood work in recent years. Sp*rs, Liverpool, Chelsea.... I can't imagine ever hoping my team loses, its unfathomable.
I doubt whether those who wanted Arteta gone so badly that they actually wanted us to lose, were there.
Right?! We're not Sp*rs FFS, that's their domain. 😂
What's happening tomorrow? Oh yeah, more happiness!
I can't remember who it was on the arsecast said it but I agree that what happened is we had so many legit contenders (Raya, Rice, Saliba, Big Gabby etc) who were all close in the conversation that it probably split the vote.l
Hull, Coventry and who else? Not fucking west brom again is it
Ipswich
Yeah.
Think we'll change into our home kit for the actual trophy lift
👍 glad we are playing Palace, who would also be in a great mood before their finals.
Hull, Coventry and who else? Not fucking west brom again is it
A "double winning season" for me and for that matter, Wrighty*...
Orlando Pirates (the team I've supported locally since I was about 10 years old) just won the South African PSL for the first time in 13 years. Kind of a big thing in our household as well, because my father in law was the first white to play for them in 1979. A crazy thing to consider, "dropping down" from the "whites only" league to play for the Buccaneers- at the zenith/worst time of the Apartheid regime.
Also, a big Arsenal connection to his signing for them. Alex Forbes, who played for Arsenal in the 50's, toured South Africa in the early 70s (I think) as the coach of an Arsenal u16 team and didn't go back to the UK. Instead he started coaching teams in South Africa ultimately ending up at Pirates- and his first signing was my father in-law.
*Wrighty is a huge Orlando Pirates fan. Often wears their tracksuits.
Fun day tomorrow...... Arsenal lift the Premium League trophy, Spuds relegated to the Championship
It’s multiple people, BUT! the Chelsea fan said he’s hoping Chelsea will roll over for City to stop Arsenal winning the title.
Imagine actively wishing your club to lose. Mad.
Chelski and C115h are two cheeks of the same backside.
The C115h Group stole Abramovich's clothes and blueprint.
Chelski AND ¢115eh, how can you be both? That's the most glory hunter thing I've ever heard.
It’s multiple people, BUT! the Chelsea fan said he’s hoping Chelsea will roll over for City to stop Arsenal winning the title.
Imagine actively wishing your club to lose. Mad.
I don't think he actually said that
Still a prick though for going to man utd
Did he really say that? That's disappointing.
Looks like Hull are going up.
Looks like Hull are coming back up, stoppage time winner, 2 mins left
Goal disallowed for offside
I wonder how it works with timings given it's at selhurst and they'll want to do a lap of honour etc
Do they do that while we're setting up the stage for the presentation
Yeah, I'd imagine so...
Hate to be that guy but.....
Its cojones.
Cajones is drawers, as in chest of drawers.
Sorry.
And yes, I'm also that guy who spent years telling people that they were singing about mushrooms rather th...
Thanks though, didn't know that and now I've learned something new
Yeah.
Think we'll change into our home kit for the actual trophy lift
I wonder how it works with timings given it's at selhurst and they'll want to do a lap of honour etc
Do they do that while we're setting up the stage for the presentation
Oh.. It's the UWCL final now...
Lyon 1-0 up...
Hate to be that guy but.....
Its cojones.
Cajones is drawers, as in chest of drawers.
Sorry.
And yes, I'm also that guy who spent years telling people that they were singing about mushrooms rather th...
Yes, Troy and all his cupboards, dressers, tallboys, chifforoniers, nightstands, bedside tables, cabinets, and any other drawer containing furniture can pack themselves up in another giant drawer and fuck right the fuck off.
That cunt tips us to win the league then spends the whole season praying we don't
He may say he wants us to do it, but his commentary betrays him.
I feel like his true disposition towards us comes to the surface when he commentates our matches. He snipes at us constantly and is relentlessly negative and hostile. Even aside from the grotesque noises he makes, which are awful, his general commentary ruins the watching experience. I would rather not watch the game at all than listen to him.
Oh.. It's the UWCL final now...
When do we actually lift the trophy? After the Palace game?
Yeah.
Think we'll change into our home kit for the actual trophy lift
Noel Gallagher. The fat chancer from Oasis.
Seeing him leave the Bournemouth game early, tail between his legs, was fucking hysterical... And so so telling
When do we actually lift the trophy? After the Palace game?
Nah Fuck him class
Cunt has got main character syndrome
Yep, this. He's reasonable now because he's trying to backtrack after us winning the league has made him the butt of a million jokes.
Drink that apple juice, buddy.
That cunt tips us to win the league then spends the whole season praying we don't
He may say he wants us to do it, but his commentary betrays him.
Neville is the definition of a snide. He played like one, and he now broadcasts like one.
Both he and Spitty are deeply unprofessional, and if Sky had any standards, they would have both been fired ages ago.
Arse
Well in Mike1 — I enjoyed you post the other day about repressing the need, or desire to shed a tear, even in times of joy. Very enlightening and somewhat sad at the same time. Hope you're smiling bigly today, as we all are.
As for the professional pundits, bottle blokes and general wind up merchants on line, fuck 'em.
I wish there was an option on the live television broadcasts to mute all the commentary, but keep the audio of the ambient crowd noise in the stadium. It would be wonderful and obviously technically possible, though I doubt any of them would actually do it.
Neville is such a snake. Why Wrighty gives him so much attention I dont know.
Hoping we win Big ears and give him one more nightmare.
That cunt tips us to win the league then spends the whole season praying we don't
He may say he wants us to do it, but his commentary betrays him.
Arse!
There’s been a Chelsea & City fan giving me shit throughout the season in a group chat. Never responded.
On Tuesday, I sent them a single thumbs up. Enough to send them into a frenzy.
...
Chelski AND ¢115eh, how can you be both? That's the most glory hunter thing I've ever heard.
Arse!
Who is the CHAMPION? THE ARSENAL. Who are the CHAMPIONS? WE ARE!!!
I think that you don't have to listen those pundits. Put the tv on the mute and watch the game. The bias is so evident that they can't even recognise that they were wrong. Ask any manager and all of them will congratulate Arteta. From bottom of Premier League to the TOP OF THE WORLD. Arsenal is the best. Multicutural and inclusive. We are not superior, but we are diferent, in a GOOD WAY.
It's absolutely brilliant!
Love Eze... He's so genuine
"genuine", YES, that's the word for Eze, good one.
Neville is such a snake. Why Wrighty gives him so much attention I dont know.
Hoping we win Big ears and give him one more nightmare.
For me, Neville and Carragher joining in the celebrations in front of the Brentford after our 2-0 defeat was the point where a decision was made to drop any pretence and effectively join the hate-watc...
Incidentally carrragher being one of the celebration police officers patrolling the streets, you can't celebrate for winning a game... but I can celebrate some team I have nothing to do with failing to win a game.
Arse!
Well in Mike;
Good morning CHAMPIONS! one more sleep.
Ha HA, Blogs unloads double barrel. BeautifuL
"devours them from the skull down"
Or from the feet up because that would last longer
"there’s a mechanism to ‘tip’ these people...their ought to be one for ..."
untipping, like thumbs up thumbs down, I can give money for them being awesome or take money for them being twats.
(Grammar pedant... a homophone whoopsie in their)
I keep forgetting to quote the post. That's a response to @masif_de_coq.
The Aston Villa thing is because Emery always does his best to screw us over and has succeeded at that a few times. With Newcastle, I think it's because a season or two back they really had our number, we found them very difficult to play against and there was that contentious decision where Willock I believe failed to stop the ball from going out of play but play carried on, Joelinton then fouled Gabriel in the box and even after a VAR review somehow the goal they scored was allowed to stand. That really ratcheted up the antipathy between both sides. People talk about the referees helping us out this season and they really have some cheek. We've been screwed over by them so many times over the years. We've had seasons ruined by their decisions. This might be the first season I can remember where that hasn't really happened and it's only because we haven't given them the chance.
A bit of an "internal" fuck off to Raul Sanllehi. This cunt set the process back a couple of years at least.
A special Fuck Off to Arteta's predecessor too. Unai can fuck right off. The dracula look...
Villa and Newcastle fans have both tried to manufacture a rivalry with us based on a few good results, but they can fuck the fuck off. Used to have a soft spot for both of them, but that was a long time ago.
Watching championship playoff
Hull at wembley is giving me some horrible flashbacks of going 2 down in 2014
Heh! I'm watching it too but going to turn off. Just a match too far after the kind of season we've had.
Watching championship playoff
Hull at wembley is giving me some horrible flashbacks of going 2 down in 2014
I get my Arsenal short videos content from Reddit and TikTok and that's about it. No Facebook, Twitter or such
I'm going to re-watch the All or Nothing: Arsenal documentary series. How wonderful that we've since gone on to win the title while Spuds have gone on to a relegation scrap after their own All or Nothing series 😂
A bit of an "internal" fuck off to Raul Sanllehi. This cunt set the process back a couple of years at least.
A special Fuck Off to Arteta's predecessor too. Unai can fuck right off. The dracula looking cunt!
Newcastle can collectively fuck off as well
Arse
Well in Mike
All the Arsenal haters can shut the fuck up and fuck off. What a bunch of fucking clowns!
I think TT likes Arsenal. Eze over all those 10s, Madueke over Bowen. Would've picked White. Nwanewi in training squad. Reckon he was tempted by MLS..
Yeah I get that too, don't have a bluesky account
Did Queen Gooner get it from somewhere else?
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I recall Arteta in his Sky interview with Pat Davison saying there were some things we would probably be able to see soon, so hopefully there is truth to a behind the scenes documentary being in the works. Beyond the matches, analysis and chat around the game I enjoy that kind of content too.
(Blog and arses! I'd like to do a video of Ted's recriminitory acceptance speech, with a list of all these grievances voiced over 😆)
"he thought it would be great fun...a great laugh, to dance with the Brentford fans. But now, the smile has been well and truly wiped of Gary fucking Neville's face!"
"Rumors claim the club secretly filmed the whole season, including raw dressing-room moments, training sessions, team meetings, and family interviews, with a possible release next week."
Fuck please because true
Lovely blog
Although I detect tones of Father Ted's amusingly ungenerous acceptance speech for priest of the year!
(Blog and arses! I'd like to do a video of Ted's recriminitory acceptance speech, with a list of all these grievances voiced over 😆)
"Rumors claim the club secretly filmed the whole season, including raw dressing-room moments, training sessions, team meetings, and family interviews, with a possible release next week."
Now wouldn't that be exciting to see.
"Rumors claim the club secretly filmed the whole season, including raw dressing-room moments, training sessions, team meetings, and family interviews, with a possible release next week."
Arse. Well in mike1.
Afternoon champions.
Exceptional work Arseblog!
There are too many cunts to list, but for me, my top 3 anti Arsenal cunts has to be Gary ‘the big nose, whinny cunt’ Neville, Jamie ‘speaks like a broken dolphin’ Carragher and that absolute cunt of cunts Ohara. Fuck them all off a cliff somewhere.. cunts
A nice big FUCK OFF to the people who mocked us for being naive or weak during the later Wenger era and now whinge when we are defensive and physical
Lovely blog
Although I detect tones of Father Ted's amusingly ungenerous acceptance speech for priest of the year!
There is this wanker who pops up on every Arsenal BBC have your say who goes by "Just to say" and EVERY fucking one he bangs on about how Arsenal "cheated" when they were elected In to the old first d...
😂 I recognise that fucking bellend! EVERY SINGLE opportunity going on about it. It's fucking pathetic - they aren't even copy and pasted posts so they must spend so much time typing it out. What a sad little life.
Anyway, serves us right for looking at BBC HYS. Fucking cesspits.
It feels odd having no Arsenal related stress on a Saturday. Out in the garden preparing my steel reinforcing for the base foundation of the steps, concreting by hand and barrow tomorrow morning before the match and laying the concrete blockwork on Tuesday before slabbing the week after.
It feels almost zen like after the last few months. Health issues haven't helped but with the sunshine and a general feeling of warm glowiness I feel I could take on the world. I will likely end up having a bloody stroke in the heat if I over do it 😂.
Isn't it a lovely weekend fellow goonerdom.
Nearly pissed myself laughing reading the blog today, Andrew. Thank you. Had to be said, and you were of course the man to say it right.
Books?
Do you think they have books?
My daughter came home from secondary school 6-7 years ago, saying that a girl in her class had written an essay on Tom Hardy (the actor) when the assignment was ...
Haha. Reminds of that "General Paper" o level exam I took - yippee just writing words free hit - that had an oblique question which I nevertheless attacked with some relish. "Describe how the treatment of crime and animals illustrates a society..." etc Hmm....cages...abuse...putting them down...
Later...much later...
English footballers aren't the brightest people; watching them reveal their stupidity without realising it is amazing.
Hart, Neville, Spitty, Deeney et al are thick as shit. I think they'd struggle t...
Books?
Do you think they have books?
My daughter came home from secondary school 6-7 years ago, saying that a girl in her class had written an essay on Tom Hardy (the actor) when the assignment was on Thomas Hardy. There may have been a clue as the class had read 'Far From the Madding Crowd'.
How could this possibly be made worse? Her mother rang the school to complain!
Turns out Mikel Arteta is a anagram for A title maker! 😃
Neil Warnock was the best 😉
England are 12-1 for the World Cup
For those of you who don’t understand betting
If you bet £10 at 12-1 it means you lose £10
That's virtually guaranteed
Turns out Mikel Arteta is a anagram for A title maker! 😃
Chapeau!
Btw I love that Arteta met up with Tom Hiddleston and thanked him for that speech about anxiety and excitement being the same thing. I remember Arteta using that
I think if we had failed to win it this time it would have been very damaging. The lashback from everyone, our own fans included, would have been immense. The players themselves might have started to ...
But that's no irrelevant because WE ARE THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND!
It's crazy - it was so obvious that Arteta and this squad have been inching closer and closer. Did people REALLY think he would go on forever without winning the league? He was clearly going to get th...
Until it happens, you really never know. I said this before, Jimmy White was probably the most gifted snooker player after Ronnie O'Sullivan. In each of his world championship snooker appearances as a finalist everyone said, it has to happen now. And it never did. Life is full of those kind of anomalies. In all my dooming, I did keep on saying that we had a defence which was amazing, real proper centre-halfs who deserved to be considered legends. They already were to me, but it needed the title to be able to say it officially. Now, it looks obvious. What Arteta has done has been the stuff of legend, all those qualities of self-confidence, single-minded determination, courage and resilience paid off. Those who could see it and weren't affected by the kind of trauma that expects defeat even in the jaws of victory maintained their support. The rest of us, in varying degrees, saw the three second places and thought the worst, especially when we stumbled again and City beat us in the final and at the Etihad. But five wins on the bounce without conceding a goal, and Champions League final. It felt like something could happen. but until it did, I couldn't allow myself to believe. I watched that Bournemouth game because I thought they would have a chance. But even then at 1-0 I didn't allow myself to think of the title. Everytime the thought popped in my head, I shooed it away. When Haaland scored the equaliser, it was so close to the end, I knew Bournemouth had played well, I didn't really think City could get another. And then the ref blew the whistle early and it all sunk in and I felt that glow. Big up to the believers, and of course big up to the main man, an exceptional human being, Galaxy-brained, title-winner Mikel Arteta, who still has a chance to stand out on his own. I can only wish him well, but he's a legend regardless of what happens on May 30.
It's crazy - it was so obvious that Arteta and this squad have been inching closer and closer. Did people REALLY think he would go on forever without winning the league? He was clearly going to get th...
I think if we had failed to win it this time it would have been very damaging. The lashback from everyone, our own fans included, would have been immense. The players themselves might have started to doubt whether they could do it under Arteta. I think it was vital for everything we've built over the last few seasons and to sustain this group going forward to win it now.
There certainly is alot of getting things off the chest here today,
Me I'm just enjoying the weather with a permanent smile on my face and fuck- em all,
I doubt whether those who wanted Arteta gone so badly that they actually wanted us to lose, were there.
Yes, hopefully drowned for ever by that tide of happiness!
Turns out Mikel Arteta is a anagram for A title maker! 😃
Love this
There is this wanker who pops up on every Arsenal BBC have your say who goes by "Just to say" and EVERY fucking one he bangs on about how Arsenal "cheated" when they were elected In to the old first d...
I no longer frequent the poisonous BBC HYS, but I know you you mean. Sad, sad, sad fucking cunt! It's bad enough that people spend time posting comments under newspaper articles, as if it's going to make any impact on anything other than drive fellow commentators mad, but that particular person must have been waiting decades to trot out that "research".
We have skull-fucked heads and destroyed minds. Give me some more of dem sweet, sweet cranial juice, u ged me, bruv?!
Doom and doubts have been part and parcel of being an Arsenal fan these years. And now everyone has the right to celebrate, however they want, it's our moment. (except for those miserable grifters, of...
I doubt whether those who wanted Arteta gone so badly that they actually wanted us to lose, were there.
Turns out Mikel Arteta is a anagram for A title maker! 😃
There is this wanker who pops up on every Arsenal BBC have your say who goes by "Just to say" and EVERY fucking one he bangs on about how Arsenal "cheated" when they were elected In to the old first division. I really really really really hope they are a Spuds fan and I really really really really really hope that come around 6pm tomorrow they are crying big fat tears as they watch West Ham celebrating staying up. Then I hope they fall off a cliff but instead of dying they land in a Komodo Dragon pit where they are stalked for days before being eaten. Then after all that they can fuck off.
Although I was seriously upset by all the boomers wanting Arteta out. EVEN ON HERE. O Ye of little faith.People who wanted him out made me cry. And I too, ranted about two faced Hurzeler
The "boomers" are from your generation so let 'em 'ave it with a well-placed kick in the nuts!
It's crazy - it was so obvious that Arteta and this squad have been inching closer and closer. Did people REALLY think he would go on forever without winning the league? He was clearly going to get th...
Yeah, but you can see and acknowledge the massive improvement and progress, but also, after 3 successive second places, and then seeing our advantage whittled down, start harbour some doubts... that maybe we wouldn't get it across the line... Surely it's not heresy to admit that?! Totally agree that it's hard to think of someone who could have replaced Arteta, and very glad we don't have to have that debate.
Although I was seriously upset by all the boomers wanting Arteta out. EVEN ON HERE. O Ye of little faith.People who wanted him out made me cry. And I too, ranted about two faced Hurzeler
It's crazy - it was so obvious that Arteta and this squad have been inching closer and closer. Did people REALLY think he would go on forever without winning the league? He was clearly going to get there at some point. Who would have done better, coming into the club when he did, who was actually attainable? And let's not forget, the club was beyond a mess when he came in, and it was his first managerial position. He's been incredible.
Maybe man utd can have a fucking parade then
Most assists trophy
2 player of the year trophies
Take two crackerjack pencils into the shower?
Rat-faced chinchilla-looking cunt named as PL PotS.... Er, how?!
Did he win both then?
That fucking cunt! Attention seeking whore. Mediocre prick who was lucky to play in a team which we now know should have an asterisk against every trophy they won cos they cheated. Lots of Nigerians h...
The thing with John Obi is that there doesn't seem to have been ANY real pushback. Like, he evidently hates Arsenal and thinks that they basically cheat on pitch, so why wasn't he asked what he thinks about the actually, proven, inarguable cheating over many years of his club, Chelsea? It would not only be fair, but also seeing the witless buffoon squirm would be great TV, which is what it's all about at the end of the day.
Fuck off Troy Deeney! Eat a bag of camel dicks!
Rat-faced chinchilla-looking cunt named as PL PotS.... Er, how?!
I know goalkeepers tend to be less favoured for these kinds of awards but how you can look beyond David Raya for his outstanding individual season and the influence he had on us winning the title is beyond me. He made so many brilliant individual actions that made the difference for us and demonstrated incredible consistency playing not just in the league like Fernandes but also while juggling other competitions across a heavy sixty game campaign. Regardless of what anyone else thinks or what is officially awarded David Raya is without a doubt my player of the season.
To every fucking neutral wanker who hoped we'd lose to a team propped up by a sport washing humans rights abusing petro state, because you can't swallow your pride and admit it's better for football (...
Fucking YES
Duh, Forgot to say initially the restaurant is Trullo. Stitch and I used to eat at the previous restaurant on that site pre-match when it wasn't Trullo but a greasy spoon with vertiginous steps down t...
Although I was seriously upset by all the boomers wanting Arteta out. EVEN ON HERE. O Ye of little faith.People who wanted him out made me cry. And I too, ranted about two faced Hurzeler
Duh, Forgot to say initially the restaurant is Trullo. Stitch and I used to eat at the previous restaurant on that site pre-match when it wasn't Trullo but a greasy spoon with vertiginous steps down t...
LowerClass has just arrived to spend the day with us and she has just mentioned the repainting as she walked past it to get to Highbury station.
Arse!
There’s been a Chelsea & City fan giving me shit throughout the season in a group chat. Never responded.
On Tuesday, I sent them a single thumbs up. Enough to send them into a frenzy.
...
I had something similar. Got dog's abuse after the City game on WhatsApp, and after the title win asked where all the stupid cunts with their pictures of Arteta as a bottle were now (it hadn't been mentioned, surprisingly). Most took it in good spirits and saw some great GIFs sent, but one guy went full on gaslighting mode. He doesn't actually care who wins, he just likes winding people up, I must have been so rattled, why am I getting so 'angry' when I should be celebrating etc. As I said, textbook gaslighting - he even admitted he only does it to wind people up but when someone is wound up by it and gives some back then he's blaming them for being wound up?! Absolute fucking cock eating dip shit.
Anyway, has there ever been a club more vilified for finishing 2nd?! It only happened 3 times, it's not like it's been 10 or 15 years in a row.
And where is all the shit for City about bottling it?! Let's not beat around the bush - after they beat us it was basically in their hands. With 5 games to go. And they fucked it to the extent that they'd lost the title with a game to spare. That is a real, genuine bottle job.
Duh, Forgot to say initially the restaurant is Trullo. Stitch and I used to eat at the previous restaurant on that site pre-match when it wasn't Trullo but a greasy spoon with vertiginous steps down to the loo. It's always been connected to Arsenal because of its proximity to the Club. good food nowadays. Not that I've been in an age. Someone one could post a photo of it in all it's red pomp - I tried but it didn't work for me Trullo on instagram. I am trying to post positive stuff as you all seem to be getting on quite well on your own being grouchy.
Rat-faced chinchilla-looking cunt named as PL PotS.... Er, how?!
Anyway, fuck him.
He played the minimum amount of games this season... But we've got the trophy!
Rat-faced chinchilla-looking cunt named as PL PotS.... Er, how?!
I'm prepared to forgive the doomers and doubters from our fan base, the only exceptions to this are those who wanted Arteta out so badly they actually wanted us to lose matches and titles. They can fu...
Doom and doubts have been part and parcel of being an Arsenal fan these years. And now everyone has the right to celebrate, however they want, it's our moment. (except for those miserable grifters, of course, they can fuck off out of heads forever) Look at the scenes outside the stadium Tuesday night - couldn't see any divisions there.
Thunderbirds looking pair of twats
Shite band too. Stone roses tribute act
Certainly derivative.
Noel had about as much range as a battery hen.
Noel Gallagher. The fat chancer from Oasis.
Thunderbirds looking pair of twats
Shite band too. Stone roses tribute act
Noel Gallagher. The fat chancer from Oasis.
And his fucking cunt of a brother, Liam.
FUCK OFF! Yeah, we saw you leaving early on Tuesday night when you knew it was all over...
Noel Gallagher. The fat chancer from Oasis.
The restaurant has painted itself red and put it up on their instagram page with the message from Conor Gadd the chef/owner Trullo has gone 16 years, thousands of pappardelle beef shin but only one Arsenal
Complicated set of emotions for me. I started posting on here probably around 2007-8, around the time I started getting mercillessly bantered by a set of Chelsea fans, some of them old mates from coll...
I'm prepared to forgive the doomers and doubters from our fan base, the only exceptions to this are those who wanted Arteta out so badly they actually wanted us to lose matches and titles. They can fuck off.
Troy Deeney and his cajones can fuck off
Hate to be that guy but.....
Its cojones.
Cajones is drawers, as in chest of drawers.
Sorry.
And yes, I'm also that guy who spent years telling people that they were singing about mushrooms rather than about being champions. I think that one is fixed now.
Have we forgotten Fabian Hürzeler?
Yes!!
Neville sounds like Jimmy Saville when he makes his noises
Hahaha
Have we forgotten Fabian Hürzeler?
Those miserable pricks on ESPN, Steve Nicol and Craig Burley can go fuck themselves as well!!!
That was an endearing moment from McCarthy for me. Very fair comments from him especially considering he's a City fan and fair play to him for it.
Actually found myself watching a Polish feed of one of our games recently because I couldn’t stand another minute of Neville. Cast iron, copper-bottomed, ocean-going cunt
Why don't you watch with out the sound. I often listen to Dan Roebuck and Adrian Clarke do their pitch side commentary if I haven't got the channel to watch or even if I do, sometimes.They do a lot of the European matches for Arsenal too. I have to say that Alan 'Smudger"Smith is far to impartial for my liking.
There's not many in the mainstream football media that come out of all this with their heads held high. Rooney was a pleasant surprise, maybe Tim Sherwood, and the Two Robbies (Earle and Mustoe) alway...
Or former Ireland manager and C115y fan Mick McCarthy whose message to all those who wanted to put an asterisk or downplay Arsenal's title was: "Shut up, you're a bunch of clowns" which I guess is as strong language as you can use on something intended for publication.
Neville sounds like Jimmy Saville when he makes his noises
Yes, the Gary Neville noises. He legitimately, with no hyperbole, ruins every single moment he jizzes them over. If I hear him on commentary I go look for a different stream. I can't stand him.
England are 12-1 for the World Cup
For those of you who don’t understand betting
If you bet £10 at 12-1 it means you lose £10
This is great fun today thanks Blogs
Another cunt - Rayan Cherki. Punchable chubby fucking faced prick, doing keepyupys and taking selfies.
Thought he'd come to man City and have himself an easy lea...
Hahaha! Hahaha! Kleine, this is truly putting it in the post stage stamp. He's a good player, but he picked up the worst traits of cunts like Bernardo Silva in less than a season. Fat bastard!
Nah Fuck him class
Cunt has got main character syndrome
Kleiny knows
Yea I've never liked Rooney but I warmed to him after that. He was having none of that shite from Hart.
Fair play to Rooney the big cunt.
Rooney said the first thing he thought when VAR overturned the west ham goal was how gutted man city fans would feel having just been elated with arsenal conceding
He hates man city and I think he has respect for Mikel
Sky absolutely used him. They're a billion-dollar multinational multimedia company that used a member of the public for their own game.
I have more contempt for them than him.
Nah Fuck him class
Cunt has got main character syndrome
I loved how Rooney shut him down there.
I don't know how Rooney backed us to win by 3-5 points, but it's maybe the perspective a non-fan would have.
A west ham fan mate of mine went and stuck money ...
Yea I've never liked Rooney but I warmed to him after that. He was having none of that shite from Hart.
Fair play to Rooney the big cunt.
Diaby, Eduardo...it's always the same. The "not that kind of player Taylor" Birmingham game made me question my wish to support Arsenal, only because it meant following the Premier League.
That narrative always bothered me...who gives two fucks what his intent was, it was reckless behaviour.
"I'm not that kind of drink-driver your honour, I didn't mean it"
"I don't give a fuck son, you drove your car into the footpath and wiped out a load of pedestrians - jail for you cunt"
This is one for Pulis, Allardyce, and the other Neanderthals who sent their players out to do physical harm to ours because it made them feel like real men.
Men with feeble intellects and tiny genita...
Cunts wouldn't dare do that to this team, would they? Full of warriors who can give it back as good as they get. Cunts!
To every content producer in any medium who began their comments on the West Ham win with words to this effect "Yes, it was a foul, but..." And that includes you Mark Goldbridge. Go fuck yourselves with an objectively fair and balanced pick axe.
Aye fucking cunt he is. That MOTD when he backed Man City to not drop a single point just before the Everton game .. he was so confident.. cunt.
I loved how Rooney shut him down there.
I don't know how Rooney backed us to win by 3-5 points, but it's maybe the perspective a non-fan would have.
A west ham fan mate of mine went and stuck money on us to win the league after man city beat us...I thought he was mental.
Fucking hell was that real
I mean the cunt was crying and he felt bad, that was the main story? Then their cunt fans booed Ramsey. Hope they never have any relevance ever again
Diaby, Eduardo...it's always the same. The "not that kind of player Taylor" Birmingham game made me question my wish to support Arsenal, only because it meant following the Premier League.
When pool fan mates were taking the piss out of me last season it felt awful.
I just told them that I'd be taking receipts.
They got some back on Tuesday night, they probably think I've forgotten. ...
Hehehe! Brutal, but exactly what the doctor ordered.
English footballers aren't the brightest people; watching them reveal their stupidity without realising it is amazing.
Hart, Neville, Spitty, Deeney et al are thick as shit. I think they'd struggle to read their kids' books.
This is great fun today thanks Blogs
Another cunt - Rayan Cherki. Punchable chubby fucking faced prick, doing keepyupys and taking selfies.
Thought he'd come to man City and have himself an easy league title
Unlucky son, now fuck off and become the fat fucking cunt that we all know you are destined to be
Exactly. And hopefully everyone will continue to let it all out throughout the day.
Without the need for Ducolax or Senna tablets!
There's a lot of thick as shit ex-footballers trying out punditry, and Joe Hart might be the thickest of the lot. Dumb fucking tree trunk necked cunt.
Aye fucking cunt he is. That MOTD when he backed Man City to not drop a single point just before the Everton game .. he was so confident.. cunt.
The away fans who delighted in singing “second again” they can fuck off
Just read the Blog........ magnificent!!
And Jon Obi Mikkel or whatever his name is
That fucking cunt! Attention seeking whore. Mediocre prick who was lucky to play in a team which we now know should have an asterisk against every trophy they won cos they cheated. Lots of Nigerians have ripped into him for his moronic views about Arsenal, and you don't fuck with N9JA cos they have long memories. I hope Kanu gives him a bollocking next time he sees him cos the cunt will be severely embarrassed by an elder statesman such as Kanu telling him how our of order he's been
I'm so glad Guardiola was here when Mikel won it. Fucking smug, bald self righteous cunt.
I've always had a suspicion that he doesn't actually want Mikel to do well and win the league. His ego is that fucking massive... he'd probably have looked in the mirror and had a big wank if Mikel had finished 2nd again.
"So so close Mikel...I have broken you...I am Pep"
Cunt, fuck off now and I hope your titles get stripped away you fucking bent prick
So yesterday MrsC went crazy with the trolleys around the garden centre. She must have thought that she was in an episode of supermarket sweep.
This morning she asked where I’d like them to go and I told her wherever she was going to put them
After reading today’s blog I think the expression should be “revenge is a dish best eaten hot”
Fuck you, C115h Group
Fuck you Neville
Fuck you Spitty
Fuck you Sky
Yeah, but Shawcross still cried and had to be picked up my his Mum after he broke Ramsey's leg... And also remember... HNTTOP!
Fucking hell was that real
I mean the cunt was crying and he felt bad, that was the main story? Then their cunt fans booed Ramsey. Hope they never have any relevance ever again
This is one for Pulis, Allardyce, and the other Neanderthals who sent their players out to do physical harm to ours because it made them feel like real men.
Men with feeble intellects and tiny genita...
Yeah, but Shawcross still cried and had to be picked up my his Mum after he broke Ramsey's leg... And also remember... HNTTOP!
yeah I've got a list but some of it may have been down to me ;p
Marvellous!
Heh.....felt cathartic sal ; )
yeah I've got a list but some of it may have been down to me ;p
Geordies - Sem old arzul allays cheaten
heh
Heh.....felt cathartic sal ; )
Arse! Well in mike 1
That West Ham wanker that sucker punched me 52 years ago on London Bridge station, and then ran away, he can fuck right off.....
Oh we're going there SG?
Complicated set of emotions for me. I started posting on here probably around 2007-8, around the time I started getting mercillessly bantered by a set of Chelsea fans, some of them old mates from coll...
more power to you NB
Arse! Well in mike 1
That West Ham wanker that sucker punched me 52 years ago on London Bridge station, and then ran away, he can fuck right off.....
Paul Scholes, he can fuck off to Mars
Geordies - Sem old arzul allays cheaten
Fat topless wankers
Trying to manufacture a rivalry with us. We couldn't give two fucks lads, just give us those tasty 6 points and fuck ho'way off
Complicated set of emotions for me. I started posting on here probably around 2007-8, around the time I started getting mercillessly bantered by a set of Chelsea fans, some of them old mates from coll...
The thing is about you NB, through all the doubts and the doom, beyond your (often hilarious) rages and honest articulation of the ups and downs of life that you endure the thing that stands out, for me, is an absolute, unquestioned, searing passion for Arsenal...
Geordies - Sem old arzul allays cheaten
This, I've always hated him.
Complicated set of emotions for me. I started posting on here probably around 2007-8, around the time I started getting mercillessly bantered by a set of Chelsea fans, some of them old mates from coll...
We've had some good tussles over the years, NB, but I've never questioned your commitment to the club. I will give you props on one thing though. You were always obsessed (my term) with the sheer physical bulk of our players... and mocking those like Sparrow Vieira. I still think you overvalue it, but it must be said that the squad that finally won it for us is fucking HUGE.
Fascinating that Tuchel is taking Ethan Nwaneri, Alex Scott, Rio Ngumoha and Josh King with the rest of the England WC squad to prepare.
This is one for Pulis, Allardyce, and the other Neanderthals who sent their players out to do physical harm to ours because it made them feel like real men.
Men with feeble intellects and tiny genita...
It's astonishing how open they were about kicking players they couldn't compete with, and how everyone was okay with it. They really did not want us to win.
Each one of them is cordially invited to eat the corn out of my shit.
Complicated set of emotions for me. I started posting on here probably around 2007-8, around the time I started getting mercillessly bantered by a set of Chelsea fans, some of them old mates from coll...
I haven't always agreed with your thoughts but you've never been someone who has set out to provoke for the sake of it. There's nothing performative in what you say.
Enjoy the feeling of success while we can. It's been a while and it's been earned.
This is one for Pulis, Allardyce, and the other Neanderthals who sent their players out to do physical harm to ours because it made them feel like real men.
Men with feeble intellects and tiny genitalia. Fuck off to Fuckoifland, you cuntbutlers.
Well in mike1
Well let it all out Blogs
What a strange place it all is: Screenworld.
In isolation, I thought little bottle man was half funny (Eze’s big bottle man was quite separately delirious)but ...
Complicated set of emotions for me. I started posting on here probably around 2007-8, around the time I started getting mercillessly bantered by a set of Chelsea fans, some of them old mates from college. I really hated the way they did it, aside from the dodgy cash, because in all the time we were winning I just enjoyed it more for myself.
But my response to all that banter was to become a Wenger Out doomer, and I guess it coincided with me moving out of London and losing my way in life. I've had lots of good things happen in that time, but somehow Arsenal's continual failure to win the big title, the constant ridicule from others in that time, led to a kind of personality attachment to this dooming.
I always hoped that Arsenal would win, but as much as I loved the scenes, I kind of already didn't feel part of it. I know that along with the division against Arsenal and the rest there will inevitably be divisions within the support. The Lee Gunners and Segaltys of this world are the thin edge of the wedge. I'm afraid I'm part of that at least in the perception of some.
I hear that already there's internal talk among fans as to who deserves to celebrate, how long have you been supporting Arsenal etc. wary of glory hunters, and I understand all of that. I'm still so happy we won and I so hope we can get the other trophy the one we've never won.
This is for Arteta, to stand apart as an Arsenal legend in his own right, along with the players and, it has to be said, with those who were able to support him when rival fans and our own fans, including me, doubted him. Honestly, I wish there didn't have to be this division, but I guess in this world it's inevitable. The high of that title inevitably dips and people look around for how to get keep that buzz going. It's a poor substitute but turning on rival supporters and even our own fans does give a certain satisfaction.
I just find I can't go along with that, no doubt cos of my own past in this and my present state trying to come off these meds which have not been a pleasant experience. Anyway, a bit of an overshare, but these are momentous times!
Troy Deeney and his cajones can fuck off
Good shout.
Troy Deeney and his cajones can fuck off
When pool fan mates were taking the piss out of me last season it felt awful.
I just told them that I'd be taking receipts.
They got some back on Tuesday night, they probably think I've forgotten. ...
Haha!
arse!
well in mike!
morning champs!
When pool fan mates were taking the piss out of me last season it felt awful.
I just told them that I'd be taking receipts.
They got some back on Tuesday night, they probably think I've forgotten. On Sunday their phones will be full of pictures of our players with the trophy. A few of them fancy themselves as human rights moral warriors, going on about Gaza and others. I'll be reminding them they'll be supporting two fucking sports washing human rights abusing backed clubs this season.
They also let me know the players they hate the most, stupid cunts. They'll be seeing plenty of them in photos with a big fucking grin on their faces.
If we win the CL then some of these cunts will have to book flights to Switzerland for a fucking bye bye injection
I refer you to my 10:03, kind sir...
🫡
And if it hasn't been specifically mentioned, Simon 'love the sound of voice' Jordan and Alan Pardew, as the originator of that "asterisk" comment in a season when Chelsea were found guilty of actual cheating, sullying their historic achievements, and all those charges still hang over Man City.
Can I add all those people who sing: "Same old Arsenal, always cheating"?
I refer you to my 10:03, kind sir...
Can I add all those people who sing: "Same old Arsenal, always cheating"?
Oh most definitely
Can I add all those people who sing: "Same old Arsenal, always cheating"?
Well in mike1
Well let it all out Blogs
What a strange place it all is: Screenworld.
In isolation, I thought little bottle man was half funny (Eze’s big bottle man was quite separately delirious)but it’s a very very low bar and lest we forget, much of this stuff was a started by those from our own ranks - former Luton STs and such - serially belittling one of our legendary managers for everyone else’s “fun”. If only they saved their chizz for the stands when the team needed them, stopped going to the fucking toilet every five mins, put away their phones and actually p-a-r-t-i-c-p-a-t-e-d. How about that? Yesterday, amidst all the joyously endless footage and clips, I sought out this Lee Gunner creature to see if he was the bloke who went to school with a mate in Edmonton and…gosh, really? I mean how does this person show their face anywhere but online? How do any of them?
Anyhow, for me, the greatest collective “fuck off” must be that spontaneous Tuesday night gathering over the road that actually transcended all the bs, the Nevilles, the talkshite, the people in bedrooms talking bollox to web cams for hours…the sport itself even. Bantz that fam bitches.
Must admit that bottle bloke pissed me off no end. I like to think it wound the players up just enough to get them over the line.
BTW re the England squad, C115 dominate the defence and Arsenal the forwards. Strange but true.
Arse!
There’s been a Chelsea & City fan giving me shit throughout the season in a group chat. Never responded.
On Tuesday, I sent them a single thumbs up. Enough to send them into a frenzy.
...
I wish I could be the better person. I screenshotted the worst excesses of the season from my WhatsApp group, in true Tim Stillman style, before ‘returning them to sender’ this week
Arse,
Shay Given is a cunt and can fuck off. Joe Hart is a cunt and can rot like shit.
Just thought I'd add that
Champions!
There's a lot of thick as shit ex-footballers trying out punditry, and Joe Hart might be the thickest of the lot. Dumb fucking tree trunk necked cunt.
Arse!
There’s been a Chelsea & City fan giving me shit throughout the season in a group chat. Never responded.
On Tuesday, I sent them a single thumbs up. Enough to send them into a frenzy.
I have very little time for opposition fans. I know it’s supposed to be banter, but over last couple of years, I feel it verging more into the ‘ragebait’ or even simply ‘hatred’ territory and I want no part in that.
I don’t want to seem like a ‘better’ person - all this time I’m thinking if my approach is not one of pretentious cunt and I just should go all in on everyone who ever shit on us.
But what I’m interested in is simply sharing this with other Gooners which is mostly all love.
@Blogs... Please write that book with James about people who can fuck off!
This
@Blogs... Please write that book with James about people who can fuck off!
The away fans who delighted in singing “second again” they can fuck off
Yes!
And the "Same Old Arsenal... Always Cheating!"
FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT! And when you've finished fucking off, fuck off over there and keeping fucking off until the end of time.
Cunts!
Actually found myself watching a Polish feed of one of our games recently because I couldn’t stand another minute of Neville. Cast iron, copper-bottomed, ocean-going cunt
Arse,
Shay Given is a cunt and can fuck off. Joe Hart is a cunt and can rot like shit.
Just thought I'd add that
Champions!
Catharsis in written form
Exactly. And hopefully everyone will continue to let it all out throughout the day.
What an incredibly satisfying blog today
Catharsis in written form
What an incredibly satisfying blog today
The away fans who delighted in singing “second again” they can fuck off
I hope we win the league again next season so we can sing "first again" to all of those cunts.
To every fucking neutral wanker who hoped we'd lose to a team propped up by a sport washing humans rights abusing petro state, because you can't swallow your pride and admit it's better for football (...
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To every fucking neutral wanker who hoped we'd lose to a team propped up by a sport washing humans rights abusing petro state, because you can't swallow your pride and admit it's better for football (...
100% this
The away fans who delighted in singing “second again” they can fuck off
So often sung by fans who haven't finished in anywhere close to 2nd in decades!
Great point about sky news giving that bottle moron airtime. Would be embarrassing enough if that clown got his attention through the internet. But extensive profiling from the main broadcaster was just completely ridiculous
The away fans who delighted in singing “second again” they can fuck off
YES
The away fans who delighted in singing “second again” they can fuck off
I just have one response for the Ponies:
We are the Champions
NO time for LOSERS.
Enjoy the celebrations everyone!
@Blogs... The guy who hated you saying "Goodly morning" on the Arsecasts has probably died now, no? 😂😂😂
Haha yeah
@Blogs... The guy who hated you saying "Goodly morning" on the Arsecasts has probably died now, no? 😂😂😂
To every fucking neutral wanker who hoped we'd lose to a team propped up by a sport washing humans rights abusing petro state, because you can't swallow your pride and admit it's better for football (goes for neutrals supporting Psg). Go get fucked
Kee Thomas and his fat Lancashire face can fuck off. Why doesn't he drive 30 minutes to Liverpool to watch the Bin dippers play?
Tight cunt
There's not many in the mainstream football media that come out of all this with their heads held high. Rooney was a pleasant surprise, maybe Tim Sherwood, and the Two Robbies (Earle and Mustoe) always speak rationally and with reason.
The Eze laughing video is one of the most heartwarming videos I've seen in a long time. His pure joy at the bottle guy being turned into an actual bottle is magical.
It's absolutely brilliant!
Love Eze... He's so genuine
I haven't used Facebook in years, but I'm going to dig it out just to find every one of them cunts who wouldn't shut up about how Odegaard bottled it when he joined Arsenal.
Cunts.
Kee Thomas and his fat Lancashire face can fuck off. Why doesn't he drive 30 minutes to Liverpool to watch the Bin dippers play?
The Eze laughing video is one of the most heartwarming videos I've seen in a long time. His pure joy at the bottle guy being turned into an actual bottle is magical.
For me, Neville and Carragher joining in the celebrations in front of the Brentford after our 2-0 defeat was the point where a decision was made to drop any pretence and effectively join the hate-watch club.
Bruno Guimaraes can fuck off too
And Jon Obi Mikkel or whatever his name is
Bruno Guimaraes can fuck off too
We're still the Champions. Ole.
This a blog that needed writing.....and saying. I have such a long list it would crash the arseblog site. But all those on your list are on mine.....