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" introducing Madueke into the fray is a bit like a wasp flying into the car "

oooh, you meant flying in through the window to cause mayhem inside. On first read of that line I thought you meant flying into the car's windshield 😬 😂 like something that scares you at first sight but then splats into nothing.

"What he was and is is better than the 2024-25 version of Raheem Sterling"

That's a pretty low bar, my granny is better than that version of Sterling.

We had such a string of them before. Wright, anelka, Henry, van persie, adebayor all top class.