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arseblog1 @ 06:41 | Apr 22, 2026
>>>>
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malaisegooner @ 06:31 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to iclass:
Open to recovering arseholics
indeed! 👍
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malaisegooner @ 06:31 | Apr 22, 2026
Speaking of usernames, if we manage to win the league this time, I'd like to change my username because we would have snapped out of a 22-year malaise.
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iclass @ 06:30 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
Then again, considering the current circumstances, the arses is kind of like 'group therapy' also 😅
Open to recovering arseholics
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malaisegooner @ 06:26 | Apr 22, 2026
Then again, considering the current circumstances, the arses is kind of like 'group therapy' also 😅
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malaisegooner @ 06:23 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to 4-1tothearse:
Thanks! Been lurking long enough and felt is was time to come out the shadows.
The more the merrier innit 😁
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4-1tothearse @ 06:17 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
Lovely username by the way
:)
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4-1tothearse @ 06:16 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
Welcome! 🤗
Thanks! Been lurking long enough and felt is was time to come out the shadows.
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malaisegooner @ 06:15 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to 4-1tothearse:
First Arse!
Lovely username by the way
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malaisegooner @ 06:14 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to 4-1tothearse:
First Arse!
Welcome! 🤗
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4-1tothearse @ 06:09 | Apr 22, 2026
First Arse!
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joker @ 04:02 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to s.p2:
You won’t find many better players in his position and he’s shown what he can do in England. Shunting him into the same bracket as Havertz and Madueke is borderline ludicrous.
Shunting Havertz into the same bracket as Madueke is just as bad.
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gooder @ 00:31 | Apr 22, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
WELCOME GARNACHO
If you guys joke this into being I'll never forgive you 😂
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s.p2 @ 23:59 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to thw14:
Arteta has 500 assistants and hired a throw in consultant. If he wanted an attacking coach, he would have an attacking coach.

It's like Wenger and the Director of Football. Made sense in theory. In ...
I like this comment but I think the point is that some edicts need to be made from above.
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mrswoo @ 23:51 | Apr 21, 2026
Garnacho is repellent and wouldn't fit in with the ethos of our squad.
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dennis_b10 @ 22:48 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
Just watched some Fan Reaction TV. Apparently the Brighton fans were singing "Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
Hhe. Low blow
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collibosher @ 22:35 | Apr 21, 2026
Just watched some Fan Reaction TV. Apparently the Brighton fans were singing "Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
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collibosher @ 22:17 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
WELCOME GARNACHO
From the MoTD highlights he was the one brightr spark in th Chavs team when he came on as a sub for the second half.

Linkedin Liam soon to become Locked-out Liam.
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gooder @ 22:13 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Relegation confirmed!

Hahahaha! Cunts!
heh

Vardy deserves a statue at their little stadium. He arrives and takes them to promotion. two seasons later drives them to the most shockingly unlikely Premier League title. They go down and up a bit but as soon as he leaves... to league one with ya!
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hazza @ 21:31 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Fucking ace... Lester are getting relegated, the cunts!
Relegation confirmed!

Hahahaha! Cunts!
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thw14 @ 21:08 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
Despite the noise I don't see Arteta going anywhere. Another run to the CL semi finals is worth in excess of 100m alone.

He needs to add an attacking coach to his team period. All of the great manage...
Arteta has 500 assistants and hired a throw in consultant. If he wanted an attacking coach, he would have an attacking coach.

It's like Wenger and the Director of Football. Made sense in theory. In practice, he saw it as a babysitter and the results showed. If we'd accepted the legend was past it and hired Klopp when he was available, we'd have saved some time, money and maybe won what Liverpool did. We're approaching a similar moment.
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dennis_b10 @ 21:06 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
WELCOME GARNACHO
LOL. Was thinking the same thing. Arteta in talks already.
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kleinfeld @ 21:05 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to gooder:
can someone please leave a sticky note to that effect on Mikel's fridge?
WELCOME GARNACHO
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dennis_b10 @ 20:53 | Apr 21, 2026
FT
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dennis_b10 @ 20:52 | Apr 21, 2026
Big London clubs have struggled on the south coast this season
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dennis_b10 @ 20:50 | Apr 21, 2026
If we had Dat Guy we'd have the title wrapped up already.
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floridagooner @ 20:50 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to hazza:
LinkedIn Liam is getting his P45 in the morning
Linkedin Liam is gonna be Let Go Liam
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hazza @ 20:49 | Apr 21, 2026
LinkedIn Liam is getting his P45 in the morning
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gooder @ 20:49 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
One thing is abundantly clear. There is not a single person we should buy from Chelsea - even if offered on a free, or even if they offer to pay us.
can someone please leave a sticky note to that effect on Mikel's fridge?
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dennis_b10 @ 20:49 | Apr 21, 2026
3-0 LOL
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chrism @ 20:49 | Apr 21, 2026
Dat guy!
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dennis_b10 @ 20:49 | Apr 21, 2026
Welbeck!
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kleinfeld @ 20:37 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
So our physios have a job? No way.
on a free, and he plays for free
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pppontus @ 20:36 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
One thing is abundantly clear. There is not a single person we should buy from Chelsea - even if offered on a free, or even if they offer to pay us.
Zola was pretty good but maybe past his peak
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collibosher @ 20:33 | Apr 21, 2026
Just thought I'd leave this here:

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CwaBGhDf…
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baichungbhutia @ 20:33 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Reece James
So our physios have a job? No way.
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kleinfeld @ 20:32 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
One thing is abundantly clear. There is not a single person we should buy from Chelsea - even if offered on a free, or even if they offer to pay us.
Reece James
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floridagooner @ 20:32 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
One thing is abundantly clear. There is not a single person we should buy from Chelsea - even if offered on a free, or even if they offer to pay us.
Absolutely
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baichungbhutia @ 20:28 | Apr 21, 2026
One thing is abundantly clear. There is not a single person we should buy from Chelsea - even if offered on a free, or even if they offer to pay us.
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pppontus @ 20:24 | Apr 21, 2026
At least we’re not Chelsea
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chrism @ 20:23 | Apr 21, 2026
Quite a few of these Chelsea players look like they've turned it in for the season
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chrism @ 20:15 | Apr 21, 2026
Chelsea are toast
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dennis_b10 @ 20:14 | Apr 21, 2026
Chavs losing 2-0
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floridagooner @ 19:58 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Fucking ace... Lester are getting relegated, the cunts!
This
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floridagooner @ 19:53 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to hazza:
No, no you wouldn't!
Me either
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hazza @ 19:52 | Apr 21, 2026
Fucking ace... Lester are getting relegated, the cunts!
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hazza @ 19:48 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
I'd swap with Kepa though.
No, no you wouldn't!
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dennis_b10 @ 19:47 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
How the fuck is Sanchez a professional goal keeper!!??
I'd swap with Kepa though.
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floridagooner @ 19:44 | Apr 21, 2026
How the fuck is Sanchez a professional goal keeper!!??
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freddieathome @ 19:35 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Is it just me or did Cole Palmer look like the emperor out of Star Wars in that shot?
Do it
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freddieathome @ 19:35 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to pip:
Fair point, in terms of depth no squad matches it.

In terms of top end it's lacking a little.

But it is just a little
I don’t think it’s lacking, another manager with a more attacking outlook and style has this squad doing even better going forward
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floridagooner @ 19:34 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
With the worst hair transplant ever
He should get a personality transplant
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chrism @ 19:33 | Apr 21, 2026
Is it just me or did Cole Palmer look like the emperor out of Star Wars in that shot?
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freddieathome @ 19:32 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Yes, because with Havertz up top he's not in it
There’s less chance of us winning anything with Havertz as the main man, that’s why everyone spent last season begging for Gyok
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kleinfeld @ 19:30 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Shame their manager is a prize twat
With the worst hair transplant ever
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dennis_b10 @ 19:28 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Shame their manager is a prize twat
Heh.
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floridagooner @ 19:24 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Minteh is useful too. Decent side to watch.
Shame their manager is a prize twat
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dennis_b10 @ 19:23 | Apr 21, 2026
Minteh is useful too. Decent side to watch.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:21 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
How did he miss that!!??
He stabbed at it, slightly too far ahead of him.
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floridagooner @ 19:21 | Apr 21, 2026
Good to see Cunterella getting the treatment from the Brighton fans
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floridagooner @ 19:19 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Brighton should be out of sight already.
How did he miss that!!??
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chrism @ 19:19 | Apr 21, 2026
Brighton should be out of sight already.
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floridagooner @ 19:16 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
There goes Liam's Powerpoint presentation.
Lol
Linkedin Liam doing a fine job, give him a 10 year contract
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dennis_b10 @ 19:04 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Chelsea one down in three minutes 😂
There goes Liam's Powerpoint presentation.
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chrism @ 19:03 | Apr 21, 2026
Chelsea one down in three minutes 😂
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dennis_b10 @ 19:03 | Apr 21, 2026
Sign Mitoma.
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dennis_b10 @ 18:57 | Apr 21, 2026
Arse

Well in Zrep.

I think the squad is very solid, we have decent coverage in all positions except the keeper. But absolutely no way is the best ever Arsenal squad ever. The first 11 is nowhere near the best I have seen, at least going back to the 70s. The forward line is well off the pace and the midfield is too. Look at the goals from our top players and it is embarrassing. I find it incredible that we are still even in the title chase given how poorly we have played in 2026, excepting the NLD.
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goldsoundz @ 18:49 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to pip:
This is the best squad we've ever had
It is a very good squad. The results speak for themselves but is a double edged sword. We haven't gotten it done yet.
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trailhombre @ 18:08 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to pip:

Cos football has got shit
It certainly ain't pretty.
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pip @ 18:06 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to trailhombre:
That's very much up for debate, but if you're correct, why doesn't it look like it on the pitch?

Cos football has got shit
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pip @ 18:05 | Apr 21, 2026
Fair point, in terms of depth no squad matches it.

In terms of top end it's lacking a little.

But it is just a little
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trailhombre @ 18:04 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to pip:
This is the best squad we've ever had
That's very much up for debate, but if you're correct, why doesn't it look like it on the pitch?
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pip @ 18:02 | Apr 21, 2026
This is the best squad we've ever had
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hazza @ 18:01 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
There are decisions that are easy to make though like...

-hiring an attacking coach
-selling players that are not good enough
You may think it's easy to sell a player, but there needs to be interest first.

We can't afford to write of talent like before.
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pip @ 18:00 | Apr 21, 2026
Anyone would think we're in the bottom half with how shit all our players are
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goldsoundz @ 17:59 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to s.p2:
You won’t find many better players in his position and he’s shown what he can do in England. Shunting him into the same bracket as Havertz and Madueke is borderline ludicrous.
I guess. Looks like he's got 8 goals in 29 league games so far. It's so difficult to gauge how a player is going to fit into our tactics. Personally I'm far from convinced.
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mrhighgate @ 17:58 | Apr 21, 2026
"I don’t make us favourites by any means, but you just never know with cup football."

We have by far the best defence and the best results record in the Champions League.
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trailhombre @ 17:57 | Apr 21, 2026
What's the war chest looking like for the summer?
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s.p2 @ 17:40 | Apr 21, 2026
You won’t find many better players in his position and he’s shown what he can do in England. Shunting him into the same bracket as Havertz and Madueke is borderline ludicrous.
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s.p2 @ 17:34 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
Alvarez is talented but would be just another convenient signing. Former City player and the Berta/Atletico connection.

I think its just more of the same of a talented player but not quite the grab t...
Alvarez’s talent transcends those conversations.
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malaisegooner @ 17:31 | Apr 21, 2026
No more buying Chavs rejects ffs. When will we ever learn?
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goldsoundz @ 17:24 | Apr 21, 2026
Kai was a mistake that I still don't understand and Noni was a mistake as well. I feel like we'd have been better off with Nwaneri continuing to cover at RW.
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gooder @ 17:22 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Noni package was offered to us - we weren't actively after him.

We paid the going rate for a wide forward.
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hazza @ 17:21 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
He does yeah

Gyokeres was worth a punt, and it seemed to be either him or Sesko. Norgaard was cheap and no one really questioned it at the time

Madueke however has been a mistake, and an expensive ...
Around £100k a week
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hazza @ 17:18 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to gooder:
Was Madueke a Berta call? I thought it was the manager who pushed for that one. I supposed we don't really know...?
Noni package was offered to us - we weren't actively after him.

We paid the going rate for a wide forward.
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goldsoundz @ 17:10 | Apr 21, 2026
There are decisions that are easy to make though like...

-hiring an attacking coach
-selling players that are not good enough
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goldsoundz @ 17:08 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to gooder:
which would leave you with the obvious question...
For a paltry 3m yearly salary I'd be happy to provide a list of 10 viable targets but alas that's not my job.
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kleinfeld @ 17:07 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to gooder:
which would leave you with the obvious question...
Haha

Does indeed
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gooder @ 17:04 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
Alvarez is talented but would be just another convenient signing. Former City player and the Berta/Atletico connection.

I think its just more of the same of a talented player but not quite the grab t...
which would leave you with the obvious question...
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goldsoundz @ 17:02 | Apr 21, 2026
Alvarez is talented but would be just another convenient signing. Former City player and the Berta/Atletico connection.

I think its just more of the same of a talented player but not quite the grab the game by the scruff force of nature.
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malaisegooner @ 17:02 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to gooder:
It seems like the only one who thinks Norgaard didn't work out is Arteta. For that value to have a decent #6 back-up it made good sense. The way that one has gone is a real mystery.
A PL captain no less. That has got to be one of the all-time mysteries. 56 minutes all season.

Guess we'll all have to wait for the Teta memoirs then..
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gooder @ 17:01 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Yes, because with Havertz up top he's not in it
ha ha ha, ouch!
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malaisegooner @ 16:59 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
If we're on a goal bonus don't expect me to square it...
Fair enough mate 😂
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gooder @ 16:59 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
He does yeah

Gyokeres was worth a punt, and it seemed to be either him or Sesko. Norgaard was cheap and no one really questioned it at the time

Madueke however has been a mistake, and an expensive ...
It seems like the only one who thinks Norgaard didn't work out is Arteta. For that value to have a decent #6 back-up it made good sense. The way that one has gone is a real mystery.
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kleinfeld @ 16:58 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
I'm not greedy.

£10k per week is fine with me! 😅
If we're on a goal bonus don't expect me to square it...
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malaisegooner @ 16:58 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Fucking sell them all mate

Me and you can play up front.
I'm not greedy.

£10k per week is fine with me! 😅
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gooder @ 16:55 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
What if Berta is not good?

He was the one who pushed for Gyokeres. He brought in Norgaard. He's the one who was tempted by Madueke when he was offered to us.

I think he's got a lot to prove in te...
Was Madueke a Berta call? I thought it was the manager who pushed for that one. I supposed we don't really know...?
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baichungbhutia @ 16:52 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Yes, because with Havertz up top he's not in it
Havertz is equally bad. He is just bad in a different way.
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arseblog1 @ 16:39 | Apr 21, 2026
I think the logic behind Gyokeres was that he'd be the second option for the 'smaller' games with Havertz against better opposition.

In PL his goals have come against Leeds (2), Forest, Burnley, Everton (pen), Leeds, Sunderland (2), Spurs (2), Everton, Bournemouth. In 31 league appearances, he hasn't scored in 22 of them.

He's barely even had a shot in any of the games we've played against big opposition in the league.
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kleinfeld @ 16:37 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
What if Berta is not good?

He was the one who pushed for Gyokeres. He brought in Norgaard. He's the one who was tempted by Madueke when he was offered to us.

I think he's got a lot to prove in te...
He does yeah

Gyokeres was worth a punt, and it seemed to be either him or Sesko. Norgaard was cheap and no one really questioned it at the time

Madueke however has been a mistake, and an expensive one. I hope his wages are small
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hazza @ 16:37 | Apr 21, 2026
💯
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arseblog1 @ 16:35 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Hopefully the Berta cunt is more ruthless
What if Berta is not good?

He was the one who pushed for Gyokeres. He brought in Norgaard. He's the one who was tempted by Madueke when he was offered to us.

I think he's got a lot to prove in terms of talent ID
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kleinfeld @ 16:34 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Arsene has got us winning it🥹

“I believe that Arsenal will win the league. I deeply believe. It looks, to me, like commonsense. I like Eze, Odegaard, Havertz and Madueke attacking (intent at the Eti...
Old fucker has me believing again
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arseblog1 @ 16:33 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to litterpicker:
There needs to be a transformational upgrade in the quality of judgement that brought far too many players to the club over the last six years who have failed to deliver with the required regularity; ...
We're close to being in that space where everyone assumed replacing Wenger would make us better, but the reality was different ...

I can see scenarios where Arteta goes this summer, but in all likelihood we'd be less competitive the next season.
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citizenerased1 @ 16:32 | Apr 21, 2026
Arsene has got us winning it🥹

“I believe that Arsenal will win the league. I deeply believe. It looks, to me, like commonsense. I like Eze, Odegaard, Havertz and Madueke attacking (intent at the Etihad). Manchester City will not make the perfect run-in.” Arsene Wenger
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arseblog1 @ 16:32 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to freddieathome:
Gyokeres isn’t the issue in our current XI
Yes, because with Havertz up top he's not in it
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litterpicker @ 16:24 | Apr 21, 2026
There needs to be a transformational upgrade in the quality of judgement that brought far too many players to the club over the last six years who have failed to deliver with the required regularity; be that because they just weren’t good enough in the first place, didn’t adapt to the manager’s demands or became injury prone.
What can lead us to believe that level of judgement might undergo an uplift?
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baichungbhutia @ 16:08 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
Wouldn't mind offloading Havertz too. His misses on Sunday will haunt me for a long time.
Highest paid player after Saka. I got reminded of his misses in the cup last year. A very weird signing like Madueke.
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kleinfeld @ 16:06 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
Wouldn't mind offloading Havertz too. His misses on Sunday will haunt me for a long time.
Fucking sell them all mate

Me and you can play up front.
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malaisegooner @ 16:00 | Apr 21, 2026
Wouldn't mind offloading Havertz too. His misses on Sunday will haunt me for a long time.
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freddieathome @ 16:00 | Apr 21, 2026
Gyokeres isn’t the issue in our current XI
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malaisegooner @ 15:57 | Apr 21, 2026
The aforementioned Alvarez is a decent shout. Expensive though..
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malaisegooner @ 15:55 | Apr 21, 2026
I don't think Gyok is going anywhere. We need to show Jesus the door and sign a top top qwalitee replacement.

Simples 😊
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gooder @ 15:42 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Depends if you could sell him. I'm sure there would be takers for him...would you not rather have him than G Jesus though as Alvarez backup?
depends which one is more enticing to Atletico in a swap deal. 😏

(but seriously, in a straight shootout between the two you keep Vik who at least brings a thunderblast of a shot to the table)
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kleinfeld @ 15:31 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
They'd also release Jesus and fire Madueke to the moon but no doubt we'll hold onto most of them, slowly winding down their contracts.
Hopefully the Berta cunt is more ruthless
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kleinfeld @ 15:30 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Gyokeres is such a net negative in the way we play. So many moves break down because he simply cannot keep hold of the ball. He makes us so much worse as a team.

The club needs to be serious and sell...
Depends if you could sell him. I'm sure there would be takers for him...would you not rather have him than G Jesus though as Alvarez backup?
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chrism @ 15:26 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
Take Kai for example. I believe he was our highest paid player until Saka's new contract.

We are not getting enough value there. The role he plays in this team and the amount he is getting paid that ...
Sure, but if Jesus goes you have room to sign another centre forward and have Havertz and Gyokeres as backups. If you could offload one of those two as well you could sign a younger fella to develop.
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citizenerased1 @ 15:14 | Apr 21, 2026
They'd also release Jesus and fire Madueke to the moon but no doubt we'll hold onto most of them, slowly winding down their contracts.
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citizenerased1 @ 15:14 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Whereas Gyokeres gets slagged off, but in the last 10 PL games he's scored 6 goals.
As agricultural as he can look sometimes, we'd be fucked without him.
I would lose Jesus, Madueke, Martinelli, Tross...
Gyokeres is such a net negative in the way we play. So many moves break down because he simply cannot keep hold of the ball. He makes us so much worse as a team.

The club needs to be serious and sell him this summer.
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richardanus @ 14:58 | Apr 21, 2026
I think we're overlooking Marti's contribution in the CL. Without his goals I'm not sure we'd be where we are.
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kleinfeld @ 14:55 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
I think there is equal blame to go around to everybody.
Whereas Gyokeres gets slagged off, but in the last 10 PL games he's scored 6 goals.
As agricultural as he can look sometimes, we'd be fucked without him.
I would lose Jesus, Madueke, Martinelli, Trossard before getting rid of Gyokeres. He can play the Sorloth role when we buy Alvarez...
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goldsoundz @ 14:47 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to allosaurus:
If this is true...

Leandro Trossard hasn’t scored in his last 22 games in all competitions
Bukayo Saka has two goals in his last 24 in all competitions
Gabriel Martinelli hasn’t scored in his last 23...
I think there is equal blame to go around to everybody.
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moby @ 14:36 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Still, at least getting Saka to stretch the play allows space for Timber to then drive into the box....
Sums up Arteta's approach. Sacrifice our best attacking player in attacking areas of the pitch to allow space for - a defender to attack!?

Make it make sense!
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hazza @ 14:30 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
Women's squad- Stina Blackstenius
Scored the winner in last season's UWCL final against Cuntelona Femini.... Thus making Arsenal Women 2-time European champions!
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goldsoundz @ 14:26 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
I think his performances have 100% been hampered by the fact he looks physically way short of where he used to be.

However, Arteta has changed his role and it's completely neutered him. He's basicall...
Despite the noise I don't see Arteta going anywhere. Another run to the CL semi finals is worth in excess of 100m alone.

He needs to add an attacking coach to his team period. All of the great managers do it. Ferguson did it all the time and saw the need to freshen things up. Klopp did it. Hell Guardiola hired Klopp's man. There is no way Kompany is the architect of Bayern's attack- I would be flabbergasted.
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allosaurus @ 14:23 | Apr 21, 2026
If this is true...

Leandro Trossard hasn’t scored in his last 22 games in all competitions
Bukayo Saka has two goals in his last 24 in all competitions
Gabriel Martinelli hasn’t scored in his last 23 Premier League games
Noni Madueke has two goals in 22 Premier League appearances
Martin Odegaard has one goal in his last 21 PL appearances

...then it's the coaching. It is highly improbable they all become shit/goal shy at the same time.
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malaisegooner @ 14:21 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
And we are without doubt having to pay for him to leave this summer if we really want him gone.

Absolutely no one is paying cash money for the 2026 version of Gabriel Jesus.
Time for Jesus to go to the middle east or MLS
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kleinfeld @ 14:21 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
And we are without doubt having to pay for him to leave this summer if we really want him gone.

Absolutely no one is paying cash money for the 2026 version of Gabriel Jesus.
What if we got him to identify as being 2022 Gabriel Jesus? That way we can get money for him
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malaisegooner @ 14:20 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to tompemb:
Sorry bit obvious- I didn't want to make a big leap and swim against the current.
Salmon and Mosquito could be our main CB pairing in a few years time
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citizenerased1 @ 14:19 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to tompemb:
Jesus has gone under the radar a little as one of the worst purchases in terms of fee/wages that the club has ever made. Not far off Nicholas Pepe country. I know there has been a mixture of bad luck,...
And we are without doubt having to pay for him to leave this summer if we really want him gone.

Absolutely no one is paying cash money for the 2026 version of Gabriel Jesus.
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tompemb @ 14:18 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
Heh

If nothing else, he'd be good to have around for the puns at least 😅
Sorry bit obvious- I didn't want to make a big leap and swim against the current.
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malaisegooner @ 14:16 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to tompemb:
After United snqtching Ayden Heaven glad no one poached Salmon.
Heh

If nothing else, he'd be good to have around for the puns at least 😅
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tompemb @ 14:15 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to malaisegooner:
Marli Salmon has committed his future to Arsenal. A bit of positive news then..
After United snqtching Ayden Heaven glad no one poached Salmon.
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malaisegooner @ 14:14 | Apr 21, 2026
Marli Salmon has committed his future to Arsenal. A bit of positive news then..
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malaisegooner @ 14:11 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to tompemb:
Jesus has gone under the radar a little as one of the worst purchases in terms of fee/wages that the club has ever made. Not far off Nicholas Pepe country. I know there has been a mixture of bad luck,...
This
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malaisegooner @ 14:10 | Apr 21, 2026
Arse

Well in Zrep
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tompemb @ 14:10 | Apr 21, 2026
Jesus has gone under the radar a little as one of the worst purchases in terms of fee/wages that the club has ever made. Not far off Nicholas Pepe country. I know there has been a mixture of bad luck, injuries, further injuries , false dawns, new false dawns etc etc. But in actual end product...what?
He earns roughly 300K a week . I know some people say he raised the bar when he arrived - maybe- but he has just taken up a senior attacking squad place and a lot of wages.
Another one without a "real" position.
Wide man? Utility striker? 10and a half? False 13? Non-finishing finisher? Human e-moji? Leech? Need to move on from that one.
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gooder @ 14:01 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Well Jesus is going as far as I know., may even be end of his contract. If we could offload Madueke and Gyokeres without fucking ourselves financially then I'd do that. There's three attacking positio...
transfermrkt says his Jesus is signed until next summer, not this summer, but if we can find a taker then yes I expect he will leave.
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goldsoundz @ 14:01 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Well Jesus is going as far as I know., may even be end of his contract. If we could offload Madueke and Gyokeres without fucking ourselves financially then I'd do that. There's three attacking positio...
Take Kai for example. I believe he was our highest paid player until Saka's new contract.

We are not getting enough value there. The role he plays in this team and the amount he is getting paid that is the position of the killer that everybody wants and knows we need.
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gooder @ 13:59 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
I think his performances have 100% been hampered by the fact he looks physically way short of where he used to be.

However, Arteta has changed his role and it's completely neutered him. He's basicall...
That channel is one Timber likes to roam through too. Usually when you see Timber in the box it's because he's taken the lane Saka used to take his best shots from. I still think that's why the Odegaard-Saka-White triangle of old saw Saka at his best.
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chrism @ 13:58 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
There are very few players on this team I am not willing to sacrifice this summer but to a man basically all of of our attackers have woefully underperformed or not been available. The line of who act...
Well Jesus is going as far as I know., may even be end of his contract. If we could offload Madueke and Gyokeres without fucking ourselves financially then I'd do that. There's three attacking positions freed up straight away. Failing being able sell those two for decent money we could probably get a few quid for Trossard and Martinelli, Martinelli must be all profit too as he was bought for a pittance which will have been written down by now.
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gooder @ 13:52 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Pre injury he was our best player and one of the absolute top wide forwards in the world. Probably only consistently bettered by Salah, Vini Jr and Mbappe (when he played there).
This whole achilles issue makes me wonder if Saka has been in 2024-Ben-White mode, playing through the pain for awhile now. if so, maybe that could explain his meh performances of late.
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citizenerased1 @ 13:39 | Apr 21, 2026
Still, at least getting Saka to stretch the play allows space for Timber to then drive into the box....
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citizenerased1 @ 13:37 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
I harbor massive concerns whether his best days are now in the rearview mirror.
I think his performances have 100% been hampered by the fact he looks physically way short of where he used to be.

However, Arteta has changed his role and it's completely neutered him. He's basically asked to stick to touchline now. Saka is at his best in inside channel where he can cut in and use his left foot. Get him near the goal.

Artetas use of some of our forwards is bemusing at the best of times.
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goldsoundz @ 13:32 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to gooder:
" he’s generally a poor fit for the way we want to play. "

therein lies a significant problem. We talk about ruthlessness but do we have the cojones to send Vik and Noni on their way after ...
There are very few players on this team I am not willing to sacrifice this summer but to a man basically all of of our attackers have woefully underperformed or not been available. The line of who actually deserves to stay is very blurry for me.
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goldsoundz @ 13:30 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to rockymtn_gooner:
Those attacking stats basically confirmed what I thought was the case. Gyok may not have been great, but everyone else has been terrible, especially since the turn of the year. Looking at that, it's s...
We'd be coasting and making parade plans right now had two other players showed up this season and contributed as expected.
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goldsoundz @ 13:29 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to richardanus:
... flat track bully?

Okay, that's too much perhaps. But I've yet to see him really deliver, when it matters.
He's delivered some big moments for us. Scoring at the Bernabeu comes to mind. He's done it better than anybody else for us over the last few seasons but is it enough? Based on our trophy haul no.
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gooder @ 13:26 | Apr 21, 2026
" he’s generally a poor fit for the way we want to play. "

therein lies a significant problem. We talk about ruthlessness but do we have the cojones to send Vik and Noni on their way after just one season? To improve our attack sufficiently we probably should but we won't
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gooder @ 13:24 | Apr 21, 2026
Arse!
Well in, z!

Can we do it? yes
Will we do it? probably not
How do we do it? lasagna
What if we don't do it? we never will... or at least not any time soon. This feels like the best opportunity we're going to get. We have to win something this season. We pushed the boat out last summer and though that particular boat is taking on water, it needs to go the distance.
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rockymtn_gooner @ 13:20 | Apr 21, 2026
Those attacking stats basically confirmed what I thought was the case. Gyok may not have been great, but everyone else has been terrible, especially since the turn of the year. Looking at that, it's surprising we're still top of the league. Yes, partly due to injuries, and partly due to the fullbacks being injured, but even when those attackers have been on the pitch, they haven't been producing. Absolutely needs to be fixed or too many will give up on this team, including perhaps some key players.
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richardanus @ 13:16 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
CL final hattrick
SOLD !!
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kleinfeld @ 13:10 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to richardanus:
... flat track bully?

Okay, that's too much perhaps. But I've yet to see him really deliver, when it matters.
CL final hattrick
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richardanus @ 13:08 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
I harbor massive concerns whether his best days are now in the rearview mirror.
... flat track bully?

Okay, that's too much perhaps. But I've yet to see him really deliver, when it matters.
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goldsoundz @ 12:58 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to riku7:
Who? Don't recognize name or nick name ?
Women's squad- Stina Blackstenius
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riku7 @ 12:57 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Stina signs new 2-yr contract extension
Who? Don't recognize name or nick name ?
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hazza @ 12:50 | Apr 21, 2026
Stina signs new 2-yr contract extension
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goldsoundz @ 12:48 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Pre injury he was our best player and one of the absolute top wide forwards in the world. Probably only consistently bettered by Salah, Vini Jr and Mbappe (when he played there).
I harbor massive concerns whether his best days are now in the rearview mirror.
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goldsoundz @ 12:30 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to lawlarse:
If anyone still has the stomach for any further analysis of Sunday's game, and hasn't seen it yet, Adam Clery's video is very good - and also, somewhat reassuring. He still thinks we're gonna do it an...
Game was pretty even. We didn't punish them which is par for the course with this team. If we don't figure that out we will continue to struggle to win things.
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bobby_pires_boots @ 12:28 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
The good news is that we've no lead to try and hold on to anymore, sometimes I think Arteta doesn't know whether to stick or twist.
Example is the Liverpool game, the team played almost like a point w...
We're still top.
Tomorrow's match may just bring the light relief we've been waiting for.
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citizenerased1 @ 12:19 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to richardanus:
In summary then, we have to be absolutely perfect in the league, and score a ton of goals while we're at it. I'm not hopeful.

We have a better chance in the CL where a couple of the lads have perform...
Pre injury he was our best player and one of the absolute top wide forwards in the world. Probably only consistently bettered by Salah, Vini Jr and Mbappe (when he played there).
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riku7 @ 12:14 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Come on Mikel, do it for nutzzzzz51!
Good idea playing attacking full back in prem.
Californi and white , goal difference

Defence in champion League , mosquera, timber , hincpiehe
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lawlarse @ 12:10 | Apr 21, 2026
If anyone still has the stomach for any further analysis of Sunday's game, and hasn't seen it yet, Adam Clery's video is very good - and also, somewhat reassuring. He still thinks we're gonna do it anyway ...!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saA4a2cFZY…
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richardanus @ 12:00 | Apr 21, 2026
In summary then, we have to be absolutely perfect in the league, and score a ton of goals while we're at it. I'm not hopeful.

We have a better chance in the CL where a couple of the lads have performed - Marti, 6 goals & 2 assists in 11 games (not bad).

I'll leave you with a non-provocative question. What has merited that big juicy contract that Bukayo Saka has recently signed?
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eddieritchie @ 11:43 | Apr 21, 2026
Let's Go Gung-Hooooooooo!!
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kleinfeld @ 10:57 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to s.p2:
Good thing we still have the CL... because the league can honestly go fuck itself. I'm good not watching the last five games.
Just get to the final then see what happens.
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s.p2 @ 10:56 | Apr 21, 2026
Good thing we still have the CL... because the league can honestly go fuck itself. I'm good not watching the last five games.
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tompemb @ 10:50 | Apr 21, 2026
It aint over yet-but yes, I'm very despondent.
We will have blown a massive opportunity if we don't do it.
Most mediocre prem since the Leicester "miracle" at least, maybe ever ( also thought the United Van Persie season was pony)- but possibly with our attacking stats ours would be the bigger happenstance.
Vardy and Mahrez were on fire ( 24 and 17 LEAGUE goals respectively.)
Sometimes feels like we have been deploying the attritional trench warfare of 1914-18 against a group of ageing, straggling reservists.
One of the big questions for me is how do the key players who have given their all - Rice, Raya, Timber, Saliba, Magalhaes, Saka pick themselves up again if this one flops again.
It might be an interesting summer.
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kleinfeld @ 10:46 | Apr 21, 2026
The good news is that we've no lead to try and hold on to anymore, sometimes I think Arteta doesn't know whether to stick or twist.
Example is the Liverpool game, the team played almost like a point was ok, because man city dropped points beforehand.

23/24 we were chasing, so the team had no choice but to go at the opponent.

Anyway I hope Guardiola fucks off soon.
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spanishbill @ 10:46 | Apr 21, 2026
100%
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kleinfeld @ 10:42 | Apr 21, 2026
There's one thing just occurred to me about Gyokeres

The way we play means that it almost seems like scoring goals are such hard work...look at Haaland in the man city game, he missed a couple of chances but they were that dangerous going forward that it was inevitable that one would drop for the cunt, as it did.
Gyokeres has his limitations, but if we played less cautiously there would be a few more balls dropping in the box at him and he'd probably have a few more goals.

In the PL we need to point fingers more at the other wide forwards who have done fuck all recently
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lawlarse @ 10:22 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Come on Mikel, do it for nutzzzzz51!
... and for Collibosher!
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arseblog1 @ 10:04 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to nutzzzz51:
Thanks Blogs, when I say this year I meant last year and things going very well but probably won’t make another22 years so come on Arteta, make it this year
Come on Mikel, do it for nutzzzzz51!
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nutzzzz51 @ 09:56 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Hope you're recovering well
Thanks Blogs, when I say this year I meant last year and things going very well but probably won’t make another22 years so come on Arteta, make it this year
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arseblog1 @ 09:52 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to nutzzzz51:
Seems like we have had similar paths and have similar views. 76 next year and a heart attack this year has meant me giving my son my season for a lot of games this season. I too was at Highbury for th...
Hope you're recovering well
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nutzzzz51 @ 09:51 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
If our team goes out and plays their last five league games, plus their remaining Champions League games, the way they played against C115y on Sunday, I'll be proud of them whether they win something ...
Seems like we have had similar paths and have similar views. 76 next year and a heart attack this year has meant me giving my son my season for a lot of games this season. I too was at Highbury for the fairs cup and always seemed surrounded by Spurs fans - there were glory hunters even in the 60’s !
Like you, I feel that if we play to Sundays standards then we can have few regrets. Let’s not forget C115 aside we would have had shed loads of trophies over the last 3-4 years.
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collibosher @ 09:35 | Apr 21, 2026
If our team goes out and plays their last five league games, plus their remaining Champions League games, the way they played against C115y on Sunday, I'll be proud of them whether they win something or not.

As for the Kai/Gyök question, I think that with a more intelligent number 9, other players also get chances to score. This has been seriously missing during Kai's absence.

At my age and with my health as it is, I don't know whether I'll make it to the end of another season, but during my life, being an Arsenal fan has given me more ups than fans of the vast majority of clubs will see. A few downs of course, but it's only Social Media that makes finishing runners-up a bad thing. How many teams would like to swap places with us?

I was there at Highbury when we won the Inter Cities Fairs Cup against Anderlecht. Considering that my early introduction to Arsenal had taken place in the shadow of Spuds' 1961 double, we'd climbed out of their shadow and (despite a few years at the end of Wenger's reign) never really looked back. But those fallow years of the sixties showed me that we have no automatic right to win anything, and there are far more reasons to support your team than that.

I'll just end by saying that the identity of Arsenal is so strong that, even being owned by Trump-loving Americans hasn't been able to change it. Always a proud supporter.
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eddieritchie @ 09:04 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to nik:
"In 22 Premier League games this season he has 2 goals and 1 assist"
That is shit
With a capital shit!
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gpeace @ 08:03 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to nik:
"In 22 Premier League games this season he has 2 goals and 1 assist"
That is shit
He's also home grown though, that counts for around £45M
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nik @ 07:55 | Apr 21, 2026
good blog, blogs. thanks
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nik @ 07:54 | Apr 21, 2026
"In 22 Premier League games this season he has 2 goals and 1 assist"
That is shit
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nik @ 07:53 | Apr 21, 2026
$64,000 question?
if only the financial stakes were that low
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nik @ 07:52 | Apr 21, 2026
arse!
well in zrep!
morning all!
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arseblog1 @ 07:52 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to stupendous_arse:
Let's hope that in a month this argument seems silly.
When we signed him there was a lot written everywhere about how we would have to change our way of playing, I have not seen that happen. Probably...
I think you always have to make some concessions to players in terms of getting the best out of them, but unless the talent level is absolutely elite, I don't think it's a good thing to put yourself in a position where you have to compromise how you play to make one player effective.
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chrism @ 07:45 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to stupendous_arse:
I think that's a fair criticism of Gyok but was he ever that type of back against the goal striker? Genuine question
He probably isn't, but that speaks to a failure of recruitment and/or coaching. And if we're saying we need to put the ball in front of him then he appears to not be able to do that particularly well at Premier League level either, his dribbling is poor and he's not quick enough to run away from defenders. So you're left with a guy who can twat the ball really hard into the goal when given loads of time, not really a recipe for deciding tight games against good Premier League opposition.
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revgoonersteve @ 07:40 | Apr 21, 2026
So appreciate your arse. Honestly keeps me sane with all the crap…I really really want us to win, but not sure I can be genuinely excited when our front 4 have in reality been crap this season. Those stats just confirm what we all see. I love em, I long for them to stick it in, but they’re just not quite good enough. It is miraculous that we are where we are… so COYG!
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hazza @ 07:36 | Apr 21, 2026
Arse!

Well in zrep
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gpeace @ 07:28 | Apr 21, 2026
Completely agree with your final point, Blogs. Been saying it myself for a while. Until we are mathematically out of all the competitions, I don't see the benefit in dissecting the club, management, players etc. We *can* still do something great this season, and even though it may be very unlikely, tearing apart manager and players right now only reduces the chances of anything good happening. They still need positivity and support from as many of us as possible until such time as things are actually over. Otherwise we're just trying to ruin it for ourselves.
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stupendous_arse @ 07:23 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
I don't. I think he's just fundamentally too limited. I appreciate his goals, but his all round game is not at the level you need.

Also v willing to eat Swedish humble pie if he bangs them in in the ...
Let's hope that in a month this argument seems silly.
When we signed him there was a lot written everywhere about how we would have to change our way of playing, I have not seen that happen. Probably also limited by injuries too but to be honest I was team Sesko
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arseblog1 @ 07:18 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to stupendous_arse:
Agreed and am I a huge fan of Gyok, no not really. Could he be worth what we paid for him if we catered to his strengths though, I believe so.
I don't. I think he's just fundamentally too limited. I appreciate his goals, but his all round game is not at the level you need.

Also v willing to eat Swedish humble pie if he bangs them in in the next few weeks!
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stupendous_arse @ 07:12 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
I don't think we necessarily ask Gyokeres to play with his back to goal, but his inability to do it in any way makes it feel like that.
Agreed and am I a huge fan of Gyok, no not really. Could he be worth what we paid for him if we catered to his strengths though, I believe so.
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arseblog1 @ 07:09 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to stupendous_arse:
I think that's a fair criticism of Gyok but was he ever that type of back against the goal striker? Genuine question
I don't think we necessarily ask Gyokeres to play with his back to goal, but his inability to do it in any way makes it feel like that.
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zrep @ 07:07 | Apr 21, 2026
Well blogged Blogs. I’d prefer the last 4-5 games to be a formality where we only have to secure a couple of wins, but the alternative we have is potentially pretty exciting. If we do throw everything at it and return to playing expansive football (which I think is the approach) we possibly wrestle the momentum back our way and turn the narrative a bit. Even if we come up short (which I think we will) I’d hate to do it playing the dogshit timid football we’ve bemoaned on here for the last couple of months
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stupendous_arse @ 07:04 | Apr 21, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Arse. Well in zrep.

Morning all.

We just have to get our best attacking players out on the pitch at the same time as much as possible in the remaining games. Havertz, Odegaard, Eze, Saka are a must ...
I think that's a fair criticism of Gyok but was he ever that type of back against the goal striker? Genuine question
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chrism @ 07:02 | Apr 21, 2026
Arse. Well in zrep.

Morning all.

We just have to get our best attacking players out on the pitch at the same time as much as possible in the remaining games. Havertz, Odegaard, Eze, Saka are a must as much as possible and Calafiori and Timber would help no end too. Against really weak opposition, like Burnley, I wouldn't be averse to see Rice at six with Odegaard and Eze ahead of him as the eights.

One other thing about Gyokeres, while acknowledging he's scored a few goals, if your centre-forward keeps on giving the ball away when it goes up to him, how can the teamhope to generate attacking momentum and keep the pressure on the opposition? It's very frustrating to watch him losing the ball time and again. I think that is at least a small part of the lack of attacking output from the other attacking players.
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redbaron @ 06:57 | Apr 21, 2026
Arse. Well in zrep

I don't know about offense but I want to see the stingy defense which we had in the first half of campaign. Too many mistakes from back five (maybe due to long campaign) and not enough cover fro mid (Rice and Zubi are tired for sure)
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stupendous_arse @ 06:57 | Apr 21, 2026
Arse all
Enjoyed the arsecast yesterday Blogs. One question for you though, does any part of you think that we'd have more cohesion and fluidity up front with another manager? It doesn't seem to me like any of our final third players have improved under Arteta. Probably the opposite really. For me personally the money spent in the summer on these players is not the issue.
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hfb @ 06:55 | Apr 21, 2026
Morning all. Well in Z
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zrep @ 06:46 | Apr 21, 2026
It hurts to sit
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arseblog1 @ 06:45 | Apr 21, 2026
Well z-man
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zrep @ 06:45 | Apr 21, 2026
Deflated arse
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