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arseblog1 @ 06:38 | Apr 14, 2026
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arseblog1 @ 05:35 | Apr 14, 2026
Reply to iclass:
Airport arse
Save travels
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iclass @ 03:25 | Apr 14, 2026
Airport arse
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dennis_b10 @ 21:19 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
Leeds will probably be safe now. I don’t think Forest will make it though.
Spuds will go down, I think Forest are safe
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baichungbhutia @ 21:11 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Spuds properly shitting themselves now.
Leeds will probably be safe now. I don’t think Forest will make it though.
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floridagooner @ 21:07 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Spuds properly shitting themselves now.
They will need a boat load of diapers
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dennis_b10 @ 21:04 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Seems as if we're not the only team prone to getting nervous and losing attacking momentum when ahead. Same thing happened to Leeds.
Yes, but they held on and got all three points. First win at OT in 45 years.
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masif_de_coq @ 21:03 | Apr 13, 2026
Seems as if we're not the only team prone to getting nervous and losing attacking momentum when ahead. Same thing happened to Leeds.
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masif_de_coq @ 21:02 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Leeds should be out of sight
Indeed. Worryingly, Utd could have equalised and possibly won it had they not had the Butcher sent off.
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dennis_b10 @ 20:56 | Apr 13, 2026
Spuds properly shitting themselves now.
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dennis_b10 @ 20:55 | Apr 13, 2026
FT
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dennis_b10 @ 20:43 | Apr 13, 2026
Mancs playing better with only 10.
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goldsoundz @ 20:37 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
No, he wasn't crying. I should have put that in quotes, but some of our players were allegedly consoling him after Gyok gave him a bollocking for something.
Good. These guys need to speak some hard truths this week. It's long overdue.
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dennis_b10 @ 20:35 | Apr 13, 2026
Is the Lino Tierrny's brother?
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dennis_b10 @ 20:29 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Leeds should be out of sight
Yes but Yanited have the momentum now. Mbumo could be the difference.
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floridagooner @ 20:28 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
1-2 Cassemiro
Leeds should be out of sight
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dennis_b10 @ 20:26 | Apr 13, 2026
1-2 Cassemiro
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masif_de_coq @ 20:18 | Apr 13, 2026
Look at the way Fernandez just spoke to the ref. Imagine if an Arsenal player did that? The prick Neville can't stop moaning about Arteta on the touchline, but this is worse given he's their captain. Bet he hasn't said anything, the hypocritical prick.
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dennis_b10 @ 20:18 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
We haven't screwed it up yet
That's the spirit!
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floridagooner @ 20:17 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
Heh if we weren’t screwing up the title, this would be such an enjoyable season. Spurs relegation, Chelsea employing ChatGpt as manager, Liverpool deciding to waste $500 million.
We haven't screwed it up yet
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baichungbhutia @ 20:17 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
You're not respecting the ball.
Heh if we weren’t screwing up the title, this would be such an enjoyable season. Spurs relegation, Chelsea employing ChatGpt as manager, Liverpool deciding to waste $500 million.
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dennis_b10 @ 20:16 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Shows how lucky Katie was the other week
Yeah that was even worse.
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floridagooner @ 20:15 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Martinez off
Shows how lucky Katie was the other week
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dennis_b10 @ 20:13 | Apr 13, 2026
Martinez off
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dennis_b10 @ 20:13 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
You're not respecting the ball.
He didn't respect his man bun
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masif_de_coq @ 20:10 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Like the ref, in this game, who looks like a knob running around in a busted florescent condom?
You're not respecting the ball.
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floridagooner @ 20:09 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Like the ref, in this game, who looks like a knob running around in a busted florescent condom?
It's Tierney, so "knob" is the perfect description
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dennis_b10 @ 20:06 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
A downside of Saturday is that it has put Kleine in such a bad mood we've been deprived of his unique way of describing people and things.
Like the ref, in this game, who looks like a knob running around in a busted florescent condom?
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masif_de_coq @ 20:04 | Apr 13, 2026
A downside of Saturday is that it has put Kleine in such a bad mood we've been deprived of his unique way of describing people and things.
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masif_de_coq @ 20:02 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
You just perfectly described my morning walk to the bog.
Hahaha!
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masif_de_coq @ 20:02 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
I saw some bullshit about Zubi crying... is that what it was allegedly about?
No, he wasn't crying. I should have put that in quotes, but some of our players were allegedly consoling him after Gyok gave him a bollocking for something.
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dennis_b10 @ 20:02 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
The amount of space they're enjoying...we never seem to get that cos we're so slow, crabby and plodding.
You just perfectly described my morning walk to the bog.
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masif_de_coq @ 20:01 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Farke's team plays some fun football.
The amount of space they're enjoying...we never seem to get that cos we're so slow, crabby and plodding.
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goldsoundz @ 20:01 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
But we don't and that's why he made Zubi cry by giving him a bollocking!
I saw some bullshit about Zubi crying... is that what it was allegedly about?
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dennis_b10 @ 20:01 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
DCL can hold the ball up which Gyok can't.

But to your point- that offside goal vs Bournemouth is his bread and butter movement to get in behind. We should be attempting that pass 2-3 times a game.
Maybe he needs to go for the man bun option and lose the side parting?
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baichungbhutia @ 20:00 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
We should be providing the same opportunities for Gyök
Yup. Gyok has to do better as well, but he is getting crumbs. Also we are not facing low blocks anymore - Bournemouth, Sporting and even Southampton attacked us. City were camped in our half in the final.
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masif_de_coq @ 20:00 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
DCL can hold the ball up which Gyok can't.

But to your point- that offside goal vs Bournemouth is his bread and butter movement to get in behind. We should be attempting that pass 2-3 times a game.
But we don't and that's why he made Zubi cry by giving him a bollocking!
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goldsoundz @ 19:59 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
We should be providing the same opportunities for Gyök
DCL can hold the ball up which Gyok can't.

But to your point- that offside goal vs Bournemouth is his bread and butter movement to get in behind. We should be attempting that pass 2-3 times a game.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:57 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
Calvert Lewin is not the most prolific or technical player, but he is being used so well. Quick passes to him, players around him tp support, wingers really high up and in space.
We should be providing the same opportunities for Gyök
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baichungbhutia @ 19:57 | Apr 13, 2026
Calvert Lewin is not the most prolific or technical player, but he is being used so well. Quick passes to him, players around him tp support, wingers really high up and in space.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:56 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Maybe Teta should give him a call
Before he falls on his sword.
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goldsoundz @ 19:55 | Apr 13, 2026
All of the heartache of the past few years these guys have the opportunity to make it all right. It's all right here in front of them.
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floridagooner @ 19:54 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Farke's team plays some fun football.
Maybe Teta should give him a call
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dennis_b10 @ 19:53 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Leeds are so tenacious. Snappy in the tackle and committed as hell.
Farke's team plays some fun football.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:50 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
16 years! Bloody hell! Makes my current lean spell seem like nothing. Marriage can be so bizarre.
We married young 24 and 25. Kids at 30. Divorced at 40.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:50 | Apr 13, 2026
Leeds are so tenacious. Snappy in the tackle and committed as hell.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:49 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
I was married in a monogamous relationship for 16 years. It was a year or two of my life where I went a bit mental. Going out every night, getting frequently shit-faced, younger work crowd all in thei...
16 years! Bloody hell! Makes my current lean spell seem like nothing. Marriage can be so bizarre.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:42 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
You've got balls, I'll grant you that. I definitely wouldn't be able to handle hot young flesh! A cup of tea and a rich tea biscuit does me fine!
I was married in a monogamous relationship for 16 years. It was a year or two of my life where I went a bit mental. Going out every night, getting frequently shit-faced, younger work crowd all in their 20s-30sa bit of a loose cannon...ahem.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:42 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Hope they get absolutely stuffed, even though Hurtzeler is a cunt
Heh! The use of cunt on the Arses is just superb.
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goldsoundz @ 19:42 | Apr 13, 2026
We need Timber, Calafiori, and Saka back. We need Eze fully fit. Most importantly we need Zubi and Dec to show some balls to receive the ball and progress it forward.

Need to play with pace and tempo and play the ball into space. Exactly what we did against Bayern.

It's a tall fucking ask for a team in abject form but that is what is on the fucking table lads.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:41 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Not quite that bad but I put it past the goalie.
Heh!
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floridagooner @ 19:41 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
Totts have Brighton next. Will not be easy.
Hope they get absolutely stuffed, even though Hurtzeler is a cunt
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floridagooner @ 19:40 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Not quite that bad but I put it past the goalie.
😂 lol
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goldsoundz @ 19:39 | Apr 13, 2026
Totts have Brighton next. Will not be easy.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:39 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Two Pumps and a Squirt....... nothing wrong with that😄
Not quite that bad but I put it past the goalie.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:39 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
She was 28 I was 42, basic math.
You've got balls, I'll grant you that. I definitely wouldn't be able to handle hot young flesh! A cup of tea and a rich tea biscuit does me fine!
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floridagooner @ 19:38 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
She was 28 I was 42, basic math.
Two Pumps and a Squirt....... nothing wrong with that😄
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dennis_b10 @ 19:38 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
I've been so down about the lack of work on our systematic flaws. I prize evidence of coaching to iron out deficiencies. Shooting quickly (now, now, Swiss!), crossing, Noni not running the ball out of...
Heh. Indeed.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:37 | Apr 13, 2026
I've been so down about the lack of work on our systematic flaws. I prize evidence of coaching to iron out deficiencies. Shooting quickly (now, now, Swiss!), crossing, Noni not running the ball out of play, switching between long and short, passing to players running on to the ball...
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dennis_b10 @ 19:35 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Hahaha! Hehehe!
She was 28 I was 42, basic math.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:34 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Heh. I last a good few seconds.
Hahaha! Hehehe!
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dennis_b10 @ 19:34 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
It's all about control, which I suspect you lacked when entertained by the hot Brazilian!
Heh. I last a good few seconds.
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floridagooner @ 19:34 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Leeds, Forest and Spam all finding form doesn't bode well for the Spuddies.
😁
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dennis_b10 @ 19:33 | Apr 13, 2026
Leeds, Forest and Spam all finding form doesn't bode well for the Spuddies.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:33 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Weird, all this quick one touch passing into space, players running to receive. Most odd.
It's all about control, which I suspect you lacked when entertained by the hot Brazilian!
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floridagooner @ 19:31 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Weird, all this quick one touch passing into space, players running to receive. Most odd.
🤔
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dennis_b10 @ 19:31 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to floridagooner:
Running rings around Manure
Weird, all this quick one touch passing into space, players running to receive. Most odd.
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baichungbhutia @ 19:30 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Dirty Leeds playing some nice stuff. 0-2
What is this game they are playing? I don’t understand.
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lettraggad @ 19:30 | Apr 13, 2026
Enjoying the shit outta this game .. Leeds are a fun side.
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floridagooner @ 19:30 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Dirty Leeds playing some nice stuff. 0-2
Running rings around Manure
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dennis_b10 @ 19:29 | Apr 13, 2026
Dirty Leeds playing some nice stuff. 0-2
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masif_de_coq @ 19:27 | Apr 13, 2026
Tanaka has lovely hair. Should be in a Pantene VI advert.
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baichungbhutia @ 19:24 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
There is absolutely no world for me in which going out of the Champions League is helpful. I didn't think going out of the FA Cup was helpful either (even though a tie with City was not something we n...
Absolutely agree on the goal keeper. Selecting Kepa after his horrendous performance in the finals, especially when we have won zilch for a few years was a very poor decision.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:22 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
I don't disagree, it is impossible to think we could keep them out for the entire game, but I just have a feeling that is what the plan will be.
+ Especially given our recent run of form.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:20 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
I think that is a horrible idea and we might as well forfeit. Maybe in the defensive form we were in back in October. But right now that is just asking to lose and look bad doing it.
I don't disagree, it is impossible to think we could keep them out for the entire game, but I just have a feeling that is what the plan will be.
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myleftwingfoot @ 19:20 | Apr 13, 2026
There is no way we're holding out for 90+ minutes against C115h, so we may as well attack when we can, like we did when we beat them.
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goldsoundz @ 19:19 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
I wonder if we do go forward, I think we will defend for 90+ mins.
I think that is a horrible idea and we might as well forfeit. Maybe in the defensive form we were in back in October. But right now that is just asking to lose and look bad doing it.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:18 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
All things being equal Timber can handle Doku. But of course he's been out for a long time now. Hopefully he is ready to get 15 minutes vs Sporting and can go on Sunday. Cherki is a handful for anybod...
I wonder if we do go forward, I think we will defend for 90+ mins.
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goldsoundz @ 19:17 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Doku and Cherki will have their way with them.
All things being equal Timber can handle Doku. But of course he's been out for a long time now. Hopefully he is ready to get 15 minutes vs Sporting and can go on Sunday. Cherki is a handful for anybody but we need Calafiori's quality on the ball going forward no doubt about it.
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northbankfc @ 19:14 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
There is absolutely no world for me in which going out of the Champions League is helpful. I didn't think going out of the FA Cup was helpful either (even though a tie with City was not something we n...
I don't want to go out, but I’m anticipating how we reframe a distinct possibility with the way we’re playing.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:14 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to goldsoundz:
There is absolutely no world for me in which going out of the Champions League is helpful. I didn't think going out of the FA Cup was helpful either (even though a tie with City was not something we n...
Doku and Cherki will have their way with them.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:13 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
A Leeds player makes a run. Another Leeds player passes the ball to him. He crosses immediately. No cut back, no extra touches. Leads to a goal. Fucking lesson for our wingers.
They were unlucky not to score doing exactly the same a few minutes earlier.
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goldsoundz @ 19:13 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
I don't get this refusal to rotate. He took ages to play Nørgaard, but when he finally played him he was hardly making an impression. Nwaneri was coming on and not doing much centrally. And Madueke wa...
There is absolutely no world for me in which going out of the Champions League is helpful. I didn't think going out of the FA Cup was helpful either (even though a tie with City was not something we needed). But we need to find some fluency where we can, build some confidence and get back to winning ways. For me the FA Cup should have seen Raya back in the team and us winning the match.

We desperately need Timber and Calafiori back for City to give ourselves a decent chance.
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masif_de_coq @ 19:08 | Apr 13, 2026
A Leeds player makes a run. Another Leeds player passes the ball to him. He crosses immediately. No cut back, no extra touches. Leads to a goal. Fucking lesson for our wingers.
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gooder @ 19:05 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
We don't need a throw-in coach, as much as a coach who can show those on the pitch, other than the throw-in taker, the art of movement! It might also come in handy when we are playing out from the bac...
[pictures a training session where they practice throwing to a literal pylon, then in a game "well that's how we did it in training"] 😏
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dennis_b10 @ 18:59 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to collibosher:
We don't need a throw-in coach, as much as a coach who can show those on the pitch, other than the throw-in taker, the art of movement! It might also come in handy when we are playing out from the bac...
Agreed, seems no one wants the responsibility to receive the ball. Sad.
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collibosher @ 18:58 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
Did we get a throw-in coach? Sorely needed, sadly.
We don't need a throw-in coach, as much as a coach who can show those on the pitch, other than the throw-in taker, the art of movement! It might also come in handy when we are playing out from the back and need someone to pass to!!
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dennis_b10 @ 18:51 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
Heh. One thing I want them to stop doing immediately is playing statue for every throw in. Just throw the fucking ball.
Did we get a throw-in coach? Sorely needed, sadly.
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baichungbhutia @ 18:49 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gooder:
he for sure can, we just need to move the goal posts 10 yards to the right into his running path. 😏
Heh. One thing I want them to stop doing immediately is playing statue for every throw in. Just throw the fucking ball.
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dennis_b10 @ 18:27 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gooder:
he for sure can, we just need to move the goal posts 10 yards to the right into his running path. 😏
Heh. I am keeping the faith as long as he doesn't have to track back and defend ;-P
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s.p2 @ 18:27 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
Ugh, I forgot about that.

Again, questionable judgment from the whole club there.
London-based, expeditious. Club loves those sort of deals.
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gooder @ 18:26 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to dennis_b10:
I think I am completely alone in still thinking that Noni can help us in the run in.
he for sure can, we just need to move the goal posts 10 yards to the right into his running path. 😏
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dennis_b10 @ 18:16 | Apr 13, 2026
I think I am completely alone in still thinking that Noni can help us in the run in.
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gooder @ 18:03 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Yeah, can forgive Norgaard more easily than £45m on Madueke who is so disappointing
all the more disappointing because we could see it becoming a disappointment a mile away. It was a head-scratcher from the start.

The club could be looking at a fan revolt the next time we make any Chelsea signing.
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arseblog1 @ 17:59 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
Wow that is wild. For me, Madueke is a bigger disappointment - this was such an unnecessary signing. I am done with these rehab for Chelsea players.
Yeah, can forgive Norgaard more easily than £45m on Madueke who is so disappointing
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baichungbhutia @ 17:58 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
I think if we'd won more games by a couple of goals, Norgaard would have got more of those kinds of minutes, but it's clear Arteta doesn't trust him at PL level really.

56 mins all season is wild.
Wow that is wild. For me, Madueke is a bigger disappointment - this was such an unnecessary signing. I am done with these rehab for Chelsea players.
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arseblog1 @ 17:54 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
Ugh, I forgot about that.

Again, questionable judgment from the whole club there.
Yep
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myleftwingfoot @ 17:54 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Clearly a late pivot because we were trying to re-sign Partey. Quick, cheap, available, but not up to the level it seems.
Ugh, I forgot about that.

Again, questionable judgment from the whole club there.
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arseblog1 @ 17:52 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gooder:
which begs the question what is happening in training to make Arteta not trust him because it certainly can't be from what he's seeing in games.

We bought him so Arteta obviously liked what he saw fr...
Clearly a late pivot because we were trying to re-sign Partey. Quick, cheap, available, but not up to the level it seems.
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myleftwingfoot @ 17:52 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gooder:
which begs the question what is happening in training to make Arteta not trust him because it certainly can't be from what he's seeing in games.

We bought him so Arteta obviously liked what he saw fr...
Heh, snap!
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myleftwingfoot @ 17:51 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
I think if we'd won more games by a couple of goals, Norgaard would have got more of those kinds of minutes, but it's clear Arteta doesn't trust him at PL level really.

56 mins all season is wild.
I wonder what happened, because his signing made a lot of sense for the reasons discussed.

I don't think anyone thought we were signing the next Rodri, but Brentford's captain and international should have been able to play more than that.

It again makes me question Arteta's judgment with signings. I have lost a lot of faith in him in that regard.
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gooder @ 17:51 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
I think if we'd won more games by a couple of goals, Norgaard would have got more of those kinds of minutes, but it's clear Arteta doesn't trust him at PL level really.

56 mins all season is wild.
which begs the question what is happening in training to make Arteta not trust him because it certainly can't be from what he's seeing in games.

We bought him so Arteta obviously liked what he saw from the player before he arrived but he hasn't had a look in from the beginning.
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arseblog1 @ 17:37 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
Margins are small because our style of play makes them that way.

Norgaard should have been taking 10-15 minutes at the end of games from Rice and Zubi. Just eight of those types of minutes add up to ...
I think if we'd won more games by a couple of goals, Norgaard would have got more of those kinds of minutes, but it's clear Arteta doesn't trust him at PL level really.

56 mins all season is wild.
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myleftwingfoot @ 17:20 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to rockymtn_gooner:
I agree for sure on Norgaard. He's not been terrible when on and should have played more. But margins are small in the league. Spurs aside, we've had few matches where we were a couple goals ahead and...
Margins are small because our style of play makes them that way.

Norgaard should have been taking 10-15 minutes at the end of games from Rice and Zubi. Just eight of those types of minutes add up to a single game's worth.

For a manager who lives and dies in those margins, with the percentages, it's something he hasn't got to grips with.

As I keep saying, it's a self-fulfilling problem, and at no point during his time here has Arteta squared that circle.

I actually thought he had when he built this bigger squad, but once again, he overplayed the same guys until they broke, then we moan that the backups are off the pace.

Rinse repeat.
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gooder @ 16:54 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
I don't get this refusal to rotate. He took ages to play Nørgaard, but when he finally played him he was hardly making an impression. Nwaneri was coming on and not doing much centrally. And Madueke wa...
On the contrary, with the form we're in right now if we blow the quarterfinals now I think it more likely ¢115eh would demolish us.
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dennis_b10 @ 16:52 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse,

Well in Hazza. Well blogged blogs.

So sorry that times are tough right now, NB. Hopefully you can get to a better place before too long. For what it's worth I look forward to reading your posts, probably as much as reading the blog. ;-P

Hang in there NB and COYGs!


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rockymtn_gooner @ 16:49 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to freddieathome:
Genuinely though, it’s so hard for players to come on and play for 10 mins here and there, they need consistency and his refusal to give them game time is coming home to roost

Like Blogs said on the ...
I agree for sure on Norgaard. He's not been terrible when on and should have played more. But margins are small in the league. Spurs aside, we've had few matches where we were a couple goals ahead and you could comfortably bring in subs. When you've got someone like Jesus that's not playing well at all when he comes in, how many chances can you take? And Nwaneri, sure, he'd have been a good option to have at this point, but arguably he would have been 3rd choice RW and 4th or 5th choice at 10? Sending him out on loan wasn't an unreasonable choice to get him minutes. MLS has been decent, but not good enough to justify playing him a lot ahead of Hincapie or Calafiori.
It's a catch-22 with minutes when you have a lot of "can't lose" matches.
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myleftwingfoot @ 16:14 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to bundas1966:
One way or the other it's going to be like one flew over the cuckoos nest next weekend so strap yersef in for the ride.

More importantly I found that having a couple of non-judgmental friends you can...
Yes to that last thought. Having people you can hang with who aren't insufferable bantz merchants is a real blessing.
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myleftwingfoot @ 16:10 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to freddieathome:
Just seen their captain is out for the season too
Out injured, or escaped?
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bundas1966 @ 16:09 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
Thank gpeace and all my weird digital friends :) In a weird way this place does help, through all its ups and downs.
One way or the other it's going to be like one flew over the cuckoos nest next weekend so strap yersef in for the ride.

More importantly I found that having a couple of non-judgmental friends you can talk to when hitting the lows is worth more than any trophy.
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freddieathome @ 16:06 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to s.p2:
Tottenham supporting colleague says he wants them to go down. Amusing.
Just seen their captain is out for the season too
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s.p2 @ 16:06 | Apr 13, 2026
Tottenham supporting colleague says he wants them to go down. Amusing.
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freddieathome @ 16:06 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
The injuries are a problem because our back ups haven’t been up to the levels needed. Madueke, Havertz, Jesus, Norgaard are a big let down.
Ultimately I think there seems to be a fundamental flaw in ...
Genuinely though, it’s so hard for players to come on and play for 10 mins here and there, they need consistency and his refusal to give them game time is coming home to roost

Like Blogs said on the Arsecast Norgaard has played 56 mins this season in the league, that is scandalous
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northbankfc @ 15:55 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to rockymtn_gooner:
The only place where I'm really seeing the rotation being a problem is Norgaard not playing for Zubi. Maybe you could argue that Nwanieri or MLS could have had a few more minutes. But we've had a lot ...
We've struggled a lot without Timber. Hincapié was doing well as cover for Calafiori and got injured but Calafiori adds something unique to our attack.
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rockymtn_gooner @ 15:54 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to eddieritchie:
Arteta's refusal to rotate, coupled with his rigid tactics are more to blame than the players.
The only place where I'm really seeing the rotation being a problem is Norgaard not playing for Zubi. Maybe you could argue that Nwanieri or MLS could have had a few more minutes. But we've had a lot of injuries to backups too, or like Jesus, they haven't been anywhere near where they need to be when given minutes.
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northbankfc @ 15:54 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to eddieritchie:
Arteta's refusal to rotate, coupled with his rigid tactics are more to blame than the players.
I don't get this refusal to rotate. He took ages to play Nørgaard, but when he finally played him he was hardly making an impression. Nwaneri was coming on and not doing much centrally. And Madueke was bought and still there's a sizeable portion of the fanbase that are not willing to admit he was a waste of money. I've heard excuses that he was "only bought as a back-up to Saka, as if that makes it alright that he can barely control a ball and overruns it time and again. His style of running with the ball is shambolic at times, like he doesn't know what he'll do next.

The reality is that from Havertz onwards, Arteta has struggled to find players who are really comfortable on the ball, the kind of technical assurance receiving in tight areas, turning and passing quickly, that PSG, Bayern, even Bournemouth and a fair few others in the Prem, seem to do with ease.

We look stunted in attack, it's so laboured, has been for months. Saka's not been back to his best but even a 50% Saka has given us more security up front.

I actually worry about Wednesday, and like I jokingly said about a Bournemouth loss focusing this team. Maybe going out of the Champions league and reaching the pits of hell, may give us some rebound we need to get over a City side who are salivating right now at the prospect of facing us.

I don't wish it, but I'm prepared for it.
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s.p2 @ 15:28 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
Listening to the pod, I just think the injuries and games have finally caught up with this team.

Each year Arteta has had to deal with all these injuries, which is why he built a bigger squad, yet he...
Yeah. It's the manner of the games. This is why performance absolutely matters. If matches are enervating, fraught affairs more often than not...
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gooder @ 15:02 | Apr 13, 2026
100
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eddieritchie @ 14:58 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
The injuries are a problem because our back ups haven’t been up to the levels needed. Madueke, Havertz, Jesus, Norgaard are a big let down.
Ultimately I think there seems to be a fundamental flaw in ...
Arteta's refusal to rotate, coupled with his rigid tactics are more to blame than the players.
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baichungbhutia @ 14:46 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
I agree that those players are suboptimal, but they are the players Arteta wanted.

Agree there is a basic flaw in how we attack and what is expected of the forwards.

We run more than most other team...
Yes it’s plain for everyone to see. I don’t think these issues are going to get fixed in the next couple of weeks, so I am hoping our defense could step up to the levels at the start of the season.
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litterpicker @ 14:44 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
Exactly. They could literally be club legends and etch their names in history. How is that not motivating?

Instead, they're playing with such fear and trepidation that they're going down without a fi...
There’s a saying in horse racing - fear travels down the reins.
And who’s holding the Arsenal reins……
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myleftwingfoot @ 14:41 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
The injuries are a problem because our back ups haven’t been up to the levels needed. Madueke, Havertz, Jesus, Norgaard are a big let down.
Ultimately I think there seems to be a fundamental flaw in ...
I agree that those players are suboptimal, but they are the players Arteta wanted.

Agree there is a basic flaw in how we attack and what is expected of the forwards.

We run more than most other teams, including Bournemouth on Saturday.

It's hard not to see how these issues of style of play, minutes the first teamers play, and injuries are not compounding problems that result in what we have seen in the last few months and what we see toward the end of most seasons.
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baichungbhutia @ 14:29 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
Listening to the pod, I just think the injuries and games have finally caught up with this team.

Each year Arteta has had to deal with all these injuries, which is why he built a bigger squad, yet he...
The injuries are a problem because our back ups haven’t been up to the levels needed. Madueke, Havertz, Jesus, Norgaard are a big let down.
Ultimately I think there seems to be a fundamental flaw in the way we play especially in attack even when everyone is fit and playing.
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fierce_cannonade @ 14:23 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to rockymtn_gooner:
The injuries have been a massive issue. Not just players being out, but the time getting back up to speed and the fact that they aren't used to playing competitvely with each since the lineup has had ...
I feel even in our diminished state, we'd still have a good chance to beat Atletico, but by no means would we be strong favourites. With Barca we would be genuine underdogs.
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fierce_cannonade @ 14:17 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to eddieritchie:
I think you mean: "On the other hand, this safety approach being so expected perfectly sets us up to lull teams into a false sense of security then DON'T surprise them at the right time"
Hahah but that's the most enraging thing about it! The opportunity is there so many times but nope, too scary
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myleftwingfoot @ 14:14 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
This has come as a surprise to me. Surely the prospect of doing it for the first time in 22 years would be enough motivation so why amplify it?
Exactly. They could literally be club legends and etch their names in history. How is that not motivating?

Instead, they're playing with such fear and trepidation that they're going down without a fight. That's unforgivable.

To try but still lose, that happens, but to be so meek and feeble because you're scared that you die without trying is unforgivable.
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freddieathome @ 14:13 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to baichungbhutia:
Matter of days as is the case with all other injuries. Even Tomiyasu.
So you are saying due back the same time as Kallstrom & Rosicky?
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masif_de_coq @ 14:07 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to myleftwingfoot:
I would also like there to be less noise from the club before each game.

Trying to turn every game into a final has clearly not worked and, seemingly, has heaped unsustainable pressure on the players...
This has come as a surprise to me. Surely the prospect of doing it for the first time in 22 years would be enough motivation so why amplify it?
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myleftwingfoot @ 14:03 | Apr 13, 2026
I would also like there to be less noise from the club before each game.

Trying to turn every game into a final has clearly not worked and, seemingly, has heaped unsustainable pressure on the players.
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gooder @ 13:58 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse!
hazza!
This is the most ridiculous season I think I've ever experienced. How many times can we toggle between "we might pull this off" and "the title is gone"?

We've handed the impetus back to ¢115eh now. If we were to lose this weekend they'd just need to win their game in hand to be level. That's a position I wouldn't fancy our chances from. If ever there was a true must-win.
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myleftwingfoot @ 13:53 | Apr 13, 2026
Listening to the pod, I just think the injuries and games have finally caught up with this team.

Each year Arteta has had to deal with all these injuries, which is why he built a bigger squad, yet he doesn't use the one he has built, thus compounding the injuries.

It's a self-fulfilling problem.
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masif_de_coq @ 13:53 | Apr 13, 2026
Do we need to do a McIlroy? Seemingly blown it, but compose ourselves and go again?
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baichungbhutia @ 13:46 | Apr 13, 2026
The crazy thing is if we had atleast got a draw against Bournemouth, the title would still be in our hands even if we lost to City.
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rockymtn_gooner @ 13:33 | Apr 13, 2026
The injuries have been a massive issue. Not just players being out, but the time getting back up to speed and the fact that they aren't used to playing competitvely with each since the lineup has had to change frequently. The depth has helped us perhaps overperform, but it may not get us over the City hill.
And even when players have been what appears to be relatively healthy, they have underperformed, especially since the turn of the year. Aside from perhaps Raya, hard for me to see anyone who has played well, since then. Rice, Gabriel and Saliba have all been decent, but not quite up to their high standards. Gyok has done OK, but I fear his standard in this team isn't very high. It's discouraging. I think we'll muddle by Sporting, but at this point I don't hope for much else.
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hazza @ 13:33 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
What's the latest on Sakas injury? He was sent home on the advice of the England medical team to rest and hasn't been seen since.
He's dead, mate.
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baichungbhutia @ 13:25 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
What's the latest on Sakas injury? He was sent home on the advice of the England medical team to rest and hasn't been seen since.
Matter of days as is the case with all other injuries. Even Tomiyasu.
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collibosher @ 13:14 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to herbierobertsfanclub:
Would be in the top 5 I think but there's plenty of competition.
Anfield '89

WHL '71

Invincibles

Juve A '80

turning over 1-3 deficit to win 1970 Fairs Cup

an often forgotten result; Forest 0 AFC ...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to remember that we were actually 3-0 down to Anderlecht in the away leg before a young sub called Ray Kennedy pulled one back to make it 3-1 late on. I was at the home leg though. Anderlecht were really quick out of the blocks, and I seem to remember them hitting the post before we'd even got into gear, but we gradually found our way back into the game and the rest is history.
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citizenerased1 @ 13:10 | Apr 13, 2026
What's the latest on Sakas injury? He was sent home on the advice of the England medical team to rest and hasn't been seen since.
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eddieritchie @ 12:45 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to fierce_cannonade:
On the other hand, this safety approach being so expected perfectly sets us up to lull teams into a false sense of security then surprise them at the right time. Bit of guile and courage, feint the us...
I think you mean: "On the other hand, this safety approach being so expected perfectly sets us up to lull teams into a false sense of security then DON'T surprise them at the right time"
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fierce_cannonade @ 12:11 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
The problem is this is a central core of Arteta's style, security above ball progression. It works if you have the quality up front to finish the few chances created. We don't unfortunately. Then ther...
On the other hand, this safety approach being so expected perfectly sets us up to lull teams into a false sense of security then surprise them at the right time. Bit of guile and courage, feint the usual backwards passes to sharply turn and explode through the press, or play the risky combinations down the middle.
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freddieathome @ 11:18 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
Thank gpeace and all my weird digital friends :) In a weird way this place does help, through all its ups and downs.
We are always here for you mate
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northbankfc @ 11:13 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to shrek2be:
"Raya passing the ball more than Declan Rice or Zubimendi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the most"

"Of course your pass ...
The problem is this is a central core of Arteta's style, security above ball progression. It works if you have the quality up front to finish the few chances created. We don't unfortunately. Then there is Enrique and even the likes of De Zerbi and Iraola who seem to prioritise quick passing from back to front, with the emphasis on one-touch play. I thinkthis has been the most disappointing about this season how slow we are to progress the ball, the wingers as much as anyone, some mysterious compulsive hesitation to get the perfect space to pass into. I don't know how that gets fixed in the next six games. But we have to hope Arteta sees it and fixes it.
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northbankfc @ 11:08 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gpeace:
I get it, man. The fortunes of the club just compound the other issues, not actually create them. For what it's worth, I understand your situation more than you think. For all the prescription (and no...
Thank gpeace and all my weird digital friends :) In a weird way this place does help, through all its ups and downs.
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strangeman @ 11:04 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to hfb:
Time for many in the team to be asked the question Tony Adams asked Bergkamp.
"How long have you been here? Isnt it time you won something".
The players need to man up for the run in.
Coached or not...
That wasn't a rhetorical question from Adams, he was drunk and couldn't remember!😁
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hfb @ 10:55 | Apr 13, 2026
Time for many in the team to be asked the question Tony Adams asked Bergkamp.
"How long have you been here? Isnt it time you won something".
The players need to man up for the run in.
Coached or not, take responsibility and do something to win us the games.
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masif_de_coq @ 10:33 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to freddieathome:
I’ll put it below here

‘Raya passing the ball more than Rice or Zubi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the ball most’

‘Of...
Simple yet gets to the heart of the matter. Thanks for posting this.
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freddieathome @ 10:32 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to shrek2be:
"Raya passing the ball more than Declan Rice or Zubimendi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the most"

"Of course your pass ...
😂😂
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shrek2be @ 10:32 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to shrek2be:
"Raya passing the ball more than Declan Rice or Zubimendi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the most"

"Of course your pass ...
Those were his tweets on the 11th.
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freddieathome @ 10:32 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Please, what did Bolassie say?
I’ll put it below here

‘Raya passing the ball more than Rice or Zubi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the ball most’

‘Of course your pass rate is going to be 95% if you are only passing backwards or sideways, same for wingers who don’t lose the ball aren’t trying to take on the full backs, it’s safety first’

‘All comes from Raya dancing on the ball like he had all game, when your back line is touching the ball more than your forward players it’s a big problem, dead stats that people get rated for nowadays’
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shrek2be @ 10:31 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to masif_de_coq:
Please, what did Bolassie say?
"Raya passing the ball more than Declan Rice or Zubimendi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the most"

"Of course your pass rates gonna be 95% if your always passing backwards and side to side, same way wingers who don’t lose the ball aren’t trying to take on the full backs….safety first"

"All comes from Raya dancing on the ball like he has all game, when your back line is touching the ball more than any offensive players it’s a big problem, dead stats people get rated for these days"
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masif_de_coq @ 10:21 | Apr 13, 2026
Palace seem to have a knack for developing top class wingers.
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masif_de_coq @ 10:20 | Apr 13, 2026
He was such a dynamic and exciting winger, but that injury and move to Everton derailed his career. I've held the view that not every move is good for a footballer's career, but so few of them can resist the urge when immediate lucrative rewards are dangled in front of them. Holding on and making a move at the right time could lead to a longer career where the rewards are gained over a longer time but in a more sustainable way.
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masif_de_coq @ 10:17 | Apr 13, 2026
Please, what did Bolassie say?
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malaisegooner @ 10:17 | Apr 13, 2026
Hang in there, NB.

Your weird digital friends on here have got your back! 💪
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malaisegooner @ 10:15 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gpeace:
I get it, man. The fortunes of the club just compound the other issues, not actually create them. For what it's worth, I understand your situation more than you think. For all the prescription (and no...
"Even if the rest of existence has gone to shit, you've got some weird, digital friends on here"

This is true
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freddieathome @ 10:08 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Whereabouts? I've seen his comments on social media before and he's one of the smartest and most sensible former players when analysing the game. Which is why you'll never see him on Sky.
I saw on instagram via ESPNFC account if that helps
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gpeace @ 09:57 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
No, you misunderstand. I'm not down because of Arsenal. I'm down anyway, for ongoing psychological and emotional issues which have affected me for much of my adult life. I thought that a diagnosis of ...
I get it, man. The fortunes of the club just compound the other issues, not actually create them. For what it's worth, I understand your situation more than you think. For all the prescription (and non-prescription!) drugs I've taken over my life, none of them have really felt like they've truly helped me - it feels like they just masked my issues, rather than solving them. So again, I feel you.
Even if the rest of existence has gone to shit, you've got some weird, digital friends on here.
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malaisegooner @ 09:55 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse

Well in Hazza

*Insert John Coffey "I'm tired, boss" meme here*
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masif_de_coq @ 09:55 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Whereabouts? I've seen his comments on social media before and he's one of the smartest and most sensible former players when analysing the game. Which is why you'll never see him on Sky.
Yes, what did he say?
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masif_de_coq @ 09:54 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to joker:
Yeah, having a diminished White at right back with an out of form Madueke who keeps running the ball out of play ahead of him, a half fit Havertz in midfield and two players in Gyokeres and Martinelli...
I agree with your final paragraph. Need Havertz to hold the ball up to give us a much-needed outlet when we go long.
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citizenerased1 @ 09:50 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to freddieathome:
Have seen Yannick Bolasie ex palace make some good points about Arsenal today
Whereabouts? I've seen his comments on social media before and he's one of the smartest and most sensible former players when analysing the game. Which is why you'll never see him on Sky.
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masif_de_coq @ 09:47 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
No, you misunderstand. I'm not down because of Arsenal. I'm down anyway, for ongoing psychological and emotional issues which have affected me for much of my adult life. I thought that a diagnosis of ...
That's heartbreaking, NB. I'm really sorry you're going through such profound difficulties. We've had our disagreements about Arsenal, but your wellbeing is far more important. I sincerely hope things turn around and the burdens ease considerably.
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dmvgooner @ 09:43 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Allow me to live in a fantasy for a minute. But if Arsenal did win next Sunday and went on to secure the title, only 1989 at Anfield betters that as a result in our history?
It will only be a fantasy. Many of the players might have already given up and looking for summer. If given the option to give 3 points to city and stay home, rather than travel to Mancity, they will gladly stay home.
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northbankfc @ 09:39 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to joker:
Timber has had an outstanding season so far again and is our best right back. You know he wouldn't have been caught out of position for Bournemouth's opener. Saka, even if he hasn't had the best seaso...
Agree with all of this. We need all those players back and fit until the end of the season. Saka, Ødegaard and Calafiori's stop start season has affected us, and Timber has been missed greatly, much more than some realised. I thought he dipped a bit, and I guess that was to do with injuries. Saka and Ødegaard have not been anywhere near their best, but you're right they're still more effective than their stand-ins even at half-power. And much as I've not wanted to mess with Gyökeres as CF, I see the arguments for Havertz there right now. I kept thinking he would be better as second striker, but it hasn't worked like that, he's been unable to be effective in deep positions, Eze the same.

So a front four of Eze, Havertz, Ødegaard and Saka would be something to see this Sunday. Doubt it'll happen, but hopefully close to it.
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freddieathome @ 09:38 | Apr 13, 2026
Have seen Yannick Bolasie ex palace make some good points about Arsenal today
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joker @ 09:21 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to moby:
Those three players you mentioned have really not been any better this season. Timber started well but his form dipped, Saka has not been the same player since injury and as for Captain glass, the les...
Timber has had an outstanding season so far again and is our best right back. You know he wouldn't have been caught out of position for Bournemouth's opener. Saka, even if he hasn't had the best season by his own standards still gives us a greater level of technical security and helps us retain possession better than Madueke and Odegaard likewise gives us a foothold in midfield that we just seem unable to establish without him. Havertz up front gives us better movement and an extra hold up, link up and aerial element. It all adds up and together makes a big difference.

The biggest issue is them all staying fit and Arteta being willing to go back to what made us so dominant in the run in two years ago. At the moment he seems hell bent on making every game a physical scrap. It's worked for us for the most part so far but it's exhausting to watch and not the best way for us to play if we can help it.
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northbankfc @ 09:21 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to fierce_cannonade:
I'm really genuinely sorry to hear that Nb, especially the psychological troubles m. I've seen your messages before and been really hesitating to speak to you about this, you know how it's generally n...
Not taken it today and not messing with pharmaceutical psychoactives again. It's gonna be a tough few days, but thankfully I've only been on them at a low dose for 9 days or so, so I should be able to get through it. Friend described it as "bad speed" and that about sums it up. I always hated the speed and coke comedowns which is why I never did those much. So I know what to expect. Appreciate your words of advice, thanks.
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northbankfc @ 09:19 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gpeace:
Sorry to hear about your troubles, dude. Attaching your happiness to the results of sports clubs, political groups and the like is a recipe for suffering. I'm not criticising you by the way, I'm sure ...
No, you misunderstand. I'm not down because of Arsenal. I'm down anyway, for ongoing psychological and emotional issues which have affected me for much of my adult life. I thought that a diagnosis of ADD would help, and the drug user in me was holding out hope for this Ritalin to somehow solve all my problems of procrastination and a series of misfortunes around jobs, where I start and somehow find a way to quit. But it's made things worse! The last job in a supermarket I quite a few weeks ago after only two weeks, found the shelf stacking hard on my lower back. Weirdly, that weekend we lost to Man City I'd quit earlier in the week. It felt like some retribution from the gods for not sticking out the job through the pain. I'm 59 years old and my life feels like a series of train wrecks. Arsenal has just been a thread running through it, more from the fact I grew up next to the stadium and it's a connection to a sense of home. If we lose, even if we got relegated, that wouldn't change. I wanted us to win because I wanted to share a moment in London at the parade, with my family and old friends and maybe some of the people on here. Maybe that was a selfish wish. More importantly, I just want to get better, earn a living somehow, not have to face this constant financial precarity through my own inconsistencies and mental health issues. Arsenal winning the league and Champions League wouldn't have solved any of that, but it just seems fitting that it doesn't happen while I'm in this state. Not saying one causes the other (not delusional!), just some weird mirroring of reality between how I experience this club and how I am experiencing my own life right now.
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fierce_cannonade @ 09:13 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
I have always found it hard to separate my own life experiences from the fortunes of Arsenal football club. The two have often seemed to go hand in hand. I've been feeling really shit for the last few...
I'm really genuinely sorry to hear that Nb, especially the psychological troubles m. I've seen your messages before and been really hesitating to speak to you about this, you know how it's generally not good practice to give medical advice to people online.
I'll just say that what you're going through seems to be overwhelming, and that the reactions you're describing to Ritalin seem to be serious enough that it would warrant a rethink were you to mention it to your psychiatrist. Stimulants are potent meds, perhaps the most potent in all of psychiatry (highest response rate and effect size), but they also have a non-trivial amount of heavy side effects. They can also worsen other aspects of mental health, like mood and anxiety, especially if you're not tolerating the "crashes" when the effect wears off.
I'd speak to my psychiatrist about it, maybe look into longer extent formulations (like Concerta) or even switching away from stimulants. Other options exist for ADHD like Atomoxetine, and especially when depressive and anxious elements are very present Bupropion is a good option. Stay strong man and get that psychiatrist on the phone, I always appreciate your contributions on the Arses.
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herbierobertsfanclub @ 08:59 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Allow me to live in a fantasy for a minute. But if Arsenal did win next Sunday and went on to secure the title, only 1989 at Anfield betters that as a result in our history?
Would be in the top 5 I think but there's plenty of competition.
Anfield '89

WHL '71

Invincibles

Juve A '80

turning over 1-3 deficit to win 1970 Fairs Cup

an often forgotten result; Forest 0 AFC 1 FAC 1979 (their first home defeat for like 2 1/2 years)

sure there are a few more to add to that
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joker @ 08:58 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to gpeace:
We used to say: "imagine if our left side was as effective as our right side!".... well, now we've lost our entire right side of Saka, Odegaard and Timber.. it IS as effective as our left. Which is bu...
Yeah, having a diminished White at right back with an out of form Madueke who keeps running the ball out of play ahead of him, a half fit Havertz in midfield and two players in Gyokeres and Martinelli who offer next to nothing in build up or hold up play has been a disaster in recent games.

We need, and it really is a need, our best technical players back in the side and to play our players in their best positions. We're crippled along both flanks and in midfield and compensating with half fit, out of form and out of position players and it's little wonder we look as bad as we do right now.

I really do think getting Timber, Saka and Odegaard back starting and pushing Havertz up front would make a world of difference to us.
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moby @ 08:58 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to joker:
I think it would make a big difference to our technical security and defensive solidity if we could get Timber, Odegaard and Saka back in the lineup and play Havertz up front again where he is best.

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Those three players you mentioned have really not been any better this season. Timber started well but his form dipped, Saka has not been the same player since injury and as for Captain glass, the less said the better.
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moby @ 08:56 | Apr 13, 2026
Head up Northbank, better days are ahead I'm sure.

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gpeace @ 08:47 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to joker:
I think it would make a big difference to our technical security and defensive solidity if we could get Timber, Odegaard and Saka back in the lineup and play Havertz up front again where he is best.

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We used to say: "imagine if our left side was as effective as our right side!".... well, now we've lost our entire right side of Saka, Odegaard and Timber.. it IS as effective as our left. Which is bugger all.
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joker @ 08:42 | Apr 13, 2026
I think it would make a big difference to our technical security and defensive solidity if we could get Timber, Odegaard and Saka back in the lineup and play Havertz up front again where he is best.

I would go so far as to say I think these changes would be transformative and allow us to properly start competing in games and dominating the opposition again. With them I would feel a lot better about our chances of getting a result against City.
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gpeace @ 08:31 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
I have always found it hard to separate my own life experiences from the fortunes of Arsenal football club. The two have often seemed to go hand in hand. I've been feeling really shit for the last few...
Sorry to hear about your troubles, dude. Attaching your happiness to the results of sports clubs, political groups and the like is a recipe for suffering. I'm not criticising you by the way, I'm sure you haven't consciously chosen to be so emotionally invested in the results of Arsenal FC, and it must suck - I feel you. It's taken me a long time to learn how to disattach myself from the grief of external forces and human drama.. and to let it all flow by me. I'll be pleased if Arsenal win the league, but if they don't, I just continue. It's hard to give any advice without sounding condescending, so I won't, but I do hope you feel better soon. Happier days ahead.
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northbankfc @ 08:29 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
Chin up pal, it could all feel v different next week 👊
Will try to stay positive. One day at a time.
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arseblog1 @ 08:25 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
I have always found it hard to separate my own life experiences from the fortunes of Arsenal football club. The two have often seemed to go hand in hand. I've been feeling really shit for the last few...
Chin up pal, it could all feel v different next week 👊
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scott19791522 @ 08:23 | Apr 13, 2026
A point on Saturday would have helped this mess a lot! When City slipped up they didn’t lose. I want our defenders being brave and defending high (if timber fit). Raya can play it long and let’s get winning the second balls in midfield. If we sit back and let that Cherki run the game, then we are in big trouble.
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northbankfc @ 08:20 | Apr 13, 2026
I have always found it hard to separate my own life experiences from the fortunes of Arsenal football club. The two have often seemed to go hand in hand. I've been feeling really shit for the last few days and tbh I can't see anything other than an inevitability in what is about to happen. I can even see Sporting knocking us out.

This team has some brilliant players, mainly in defence. The forwards are mostly second-rate. They can produce good moments, they try hard always. But they're not elite. We've scraping through so many games this season. Relying on set-pieces, corners, laughing about how we kept getting away with it. The concerns many fans had were shooed away as "not having faith in the team". Even Arteta got on it.

The "bring your lunch and dinner", this is enjoyment stuff he comes out with is an attempt to get everyone else onside. I get he has to come up with something and has to be positive. But the reality is he hasn't been able to motivate or set out his team throughout the season, to be fluid and attack-minded. That we;ve been top for so long only makes it worse, because anyone highligting this failure in gameplay was attcked for being the problem.

Anyway, it is what it is. I'm not expecting anything from this week. My heart is crushed tbh. I'm just trying to survive from day to day, need to get off these horrible meds. How the fuck do they give Ritalin to kids? What a fucked up world. I know people who say these meds have helped them. To be honest, I've never felt lower. Trying to keep my head up and keep in the fight, you never know what miracle is around the corner. Trying to keep the faith, but it's so tough going.

Big week indeed...
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fierce_cannonade @ 08:12 | Apr 13, 2026
Anyone remembers when was the last goal we scored from a corner or set-piece? I feel like too little is made of how much less efficient we've been in that. At some points in the season it seemed likr an inevitability.
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ollie @ 08:11 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Allow me to live in a fantasy for a minute. But if Arsenal did win next Sunday and went on to secure the title, only 1989 at Anfield betters that as a result in our history?
Not really, no.
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hazza @ 08:11 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Allow me to live in a fantasy for a minute. But if Arsenal did win next Sunday and went on to secure the title, only 1989 at Anfield betters that as a result in our history?
Winning the league with a draw at the Shithole, and the stupid Sp*rs cunts celebrating a draw.. Then we go on to complete the league season unbeaten is up there...
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gpeace @ 08:02 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Allow me to live in a fantasy for a minute. But if Arsenal did win next Sunday and went on to secure the title, only 1989 at Anfield betters that as a result in our history?
Yes. Big IF but yes.
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citizenerased1 @ 07:59 | Apr 13, 2026
Allow me to live in a fantasy for a minute. But if Arsenal did win next Sunday and went on to secure the title, only 1989 at Anfield betters that as a result in our history?
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shrek2be @ 07:47 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to shrek2be:
Wonder when Timber, Ode and Saka are coming back. Arteta sounded desperate when he said this after the Bournemouth game. We need first of all, we need everybody fit and available. So the ones that ...
Wonder if we will rush those players back from injury...
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shrek2be @ 07:46 | Apr 13, 2026
Wonder when Timber, Ode and Saka are coming back. Arteta sounded desperate when he said this after the Bournemouth game. We need first of all, we need everybody fit and available. So the ones that are not involved, the ones that are not with us that are really big important players, we need them immediately with us because then we’re going to be much stronger.”

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fierce_cannonade @ 07:44 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse. Well in hazzanito.
The fire is coming gentlemen. Now it's completely up to Mikel, to get these players at home with it. I agree blogs, he really has to change the messaging now.
His safety-first inhibited approach has got us hiding away from responsibility, letting the fire rage on. Time to face the face the flames, show them who's the boss.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SIrIp87OHUA&…
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masif_de_coq @ 07:40 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to citizenerased1:
Bullshit influencers indeed. That one who had tunnel access via TNT on Saturday has some questionable posting history on socials. Also looks to have supported someone else until very recently.

Footba...
Spot on. It's become a complete cesspool. Mainstream broadcasters have joined the race to beyond the bottom.
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masif_de_coq @ 07:38 | Apr 13, 2026
I'm really disappointed Arteta and his coaches have persisted in playing Zubimendi when he's been so out of form and has cost us goals so many times. There was a time when a manager would take a player out of the firing line for such failings and to give him a chance to re-focus and recharge.
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citizenerased1 @ 07:37 | Apr 13, 2026
Bullshit influencers indeed. That one who had tunnel access via TNT on Saturday has some questionable posting history on socials. Also looks to have supported someone else until very recently.

Football coverage was never great but its proper jumped off the deep end in the past few years.
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shrek2be @ 07:36 | Apr 13, 2026
For the people who were unable to be on the arses late last night

If City win the league, that would be their 11th league title ... just 2 behind us.
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masif_de_coq @ 07:34 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to benzed:
Arse.

Really good blog a few days ago Blogs, post-Portugal. The online discourse / analysis / bantz / interrogation is pretty much unbearable now that the form and results are sliding down the shitte...
You've captured perfectly how I've been feeling and my media blackout until I succumbed and read the Sunderland-Spurs match report on the Guardian. Taught me a lesson re bantz about us bottling when they're potentially facing relegation. I'll stick to Arseblog and Charles Watts from now on.
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shrek2be @ 07:30 | Apr 13, 2026
The mighty stats guy - Orbinho is leaving Opta after 28 years...
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zrep @ 07:28 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to optimist:
This season has been torturous. I found myself ignoring football this weekend in the hope that a pleasant surprise might await when I checked the scores on Sunday. No such luck.

We just have no busi...
Spot on. Think a lot of us feel the same way. The only thing that’ll make this season bearable is some silverware because the football has been pants.
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benzed @ 07:27 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse.

Really good blog a few days ago Blogs, post-Portugal. The online discourse / analysis / bantz / interrogation is pretty much unbearable now that the form and results are sliding down the shitter. I don't have a great in-person Arsenal fanbase to discuss with, or at least it's not coughing up much different to the online viewpoints. Had a bunch of beers with my spuds supporting pal on Friday night, he basically couldn't see anything wrong with Arsenal and our "impregnable defence" and as wrong as I know he was, from his viewpoint the idea of bemoaning Arsenal right now is ludicrous.

Anyway, all this to say I am out of faith and can't bear to read what anybody says when we lose or draw, so I will only be here if we win. I don't expect to see y'all often, but let's hope I am very wrong!

Adieu.
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optimist @ 07:06 | Apr 13, 2026
Sorry, tldr I know but I’ve been bottling it up too long
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optimist @ 07:06 | Apr 13, 2026
This season has been torturous. I found myself ignoring football this weekend in the hope that a pleasant surprise might await when I checked the scores on Sunday. No such luck.

We just have no business being top of the table considering how Ineffectively we’ve played going forward, yet we’ve been top as far as I can remember! Our defence and those corner goals really papered over the cracks, we’ve never really got going up front - and the hope that Gyokeres, Eze, Saka would find title winning form has evaporated.
The talented individuals aren’t going to save the season at this stage. Same as hoping Havertz, Odegaard or Jesus will find fitness and some outstanding form.

Zubimendi has faded badly and also contributed to too many conceded goals, while Rice still has determination and crazy energy - thats all he has left now.

Everyone else - Martinelli, Trossard, Madueke have just not contributed enough in their roles as support. I think we will finish with Merino as our most potent attacker of the season!

The defence, once breached has never been the same and rather than a team who didn’t even allow a shot on goal, we look downright leaky. Conceding two goals a game is not sustainable when you don’t score easily, or at all.

Leading the table all season (yet again) has felt positive but on the other had it’s given false optimism to both us as fans, even worse it’s given it to the team and manager.

That nagging feeling that “we can’t keep winning like this” hasn't gone away since the Man United game.

Now it is “we can’t keep losing like this” in terms of the title. Winning the CL would actually make up for capitulating to finishing second for a heartbreaking 4th season, but that usually comes with the momentum of good overall play and the steam power that players in form provide.

Our momentum stalled a long time ago and I fear this project is actually dead for good unless a Mickey Thomas-esque miracle happens.
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herbierobertsfanclub @ 07:04 | Apr 13, 2026
I had said for some time now this season feels like 88/89 all over again. I honestly think it will be, even down to GD as it was then. No doubt Sky/PL are kicking themselves for having the Citeh game next week instead of in a month's time
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chrism @ 06:40 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse. Well in hazza.

Morning all.
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arseblog1 @ 06:36 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to ollie:
I don’t want messaging about how fans need to bring their dinners – I understand that stuff and why it’s said, but I don’t think we need it. I don’t want to see training ground videos of the lads h...
heh
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hazza @ 06:33 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to ollie:
Great blog!
There's a blog?
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ollie @ 06:32 | Apr 13, 2026
Great blog!
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ollie @ 06:30 | Apr 13, 2026
I don’t want messaging about how fans need to bring their dinners – I understand that stuff and why it’s said, but I don’t think we need it. I don’t want to see training ground videos of the lads having a good time with silly songs or zany routines. I don’t want to see players up to some bullshit as they arrive at the stadium with some bullshit influencer. I want the club and those who are in charge of giving permission for that kind of nonsense to recognise now is not the time. Say no. It’s not that I think those things are a major issue, per se, or directly linked to how we perform, I just don’t want to see it.
Whether we get this or not, at least, we'll get new.....Arsenal merch, right? :-p
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hfb @ 06:28 | Apr 13, 2026
Great post Blogs. All of us fans are suffering right now. The players have come this far. Surely they can do it once more.

Arsenal. Make us Believe.
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ollie @ 06:28 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to redbaron:
Yeah in public I don't think anyone wants to hear "Its a beautiful time/thing" in the next press conference.
The weather is nice, bring your picnic...
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tompemb @ 06:27 | Apr 13, 2026
Still struggling with my emotions..but hey I'm only 56.
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ollie @ 06:27 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to iclass:
Sunny morning. Well in hazza
Not here.
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ollie @ 06:27 | Apr 13, 2026
hahahahaarse.
hahahahahazza (well in)
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redbaron @ 06:24 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to arseblog1:
I'm just talking about how this week plays out publicly
Yeah in public I don't think anyone wants to hear "Its a beautiful time/thing" in the next press conference.
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spanishbill @ 06:23 | Apr 13, 2026
👍🏼
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arseblog1 @ 06:21 | Apr 13, 2026
Reply to redbaron:
Arse. Well in hazza.

Beg to differ blogs. I think manager has been too serious with the team. While media team needs to get serious, he needs to loosen a few control strings and let them play a freel...
I'm just talking about how this week plays out publicly
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redbaron @ 06:21 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse. Well in hazza.

Beg to differ blogs. I think manager has been too serious with the team. While media team needs to get serious, he needs to loosen a few control strings and let them play a freely without fear of "what if I am the one to lose the ball"
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iclass @ 06:17 | Apr 13, 2026
Sunny morning. Well in hazza
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arseblog1 @ 06:16 | Apr 13, 2026
Fuck off hazza
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freddieathome @ 06:16 | Apr 13, 2026
Well in Hazza
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hazza @ 06:15 | Apr 13, 2026
Arse
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