This Tottenham team is pathetic and we have managed to out-pathetic the most pathetic team in the league. — Don Husam — see also Kunt Thomas's meltdown!
https://youtu.be/_YTo2xs_xcI
This cunt always sounds as if he's going to cry every time Scouse Cunts fuck up.
It's brilliant!
There is, but I can't see many of these players being happy as 3rd choices. There will be a lot of hard decisions
Everything coming out of the club makes me think we're being prepared for some pain
What's coming out of the club? Rumours of sales?
Someone noted it earlier, but Utd’s opener was from a corner. Commentary lauding it as a masterful delivery and finish. I’m not being sensitive about this, but if it was us, the narrative is completely different.
Still, who cares, we are almost there now. Three massive important cup games to navigate, before the early KO and a chance to stretch the lead to 12 points.
🙏🏆
He would automatically become one of our top two forwards. I agree that he isn't categorically world class but he's about as close as you can get.
He definitely would. The summer is going to be very interesting.
I've been told that Man Utd had discussions with Unai Emery shortly before they hired Carrick. Senior management had full contact and discussions with Emery. Everything was set up. Agents back and for...
Haha
I've been told that Man Utd had discussions with Unai Emery shortly before they hired Carrick. Senior management had full contact and discussions with Emery. Everything was set up. Agents back and forth. Secret discussions between Villa and United. Unai liked the terms. The clubs liked the terms. Unai took some time with his family to discuss. They were in tears. His wife loved United. His children adored it. Finally, their father would get respect in the position he had worked his entire life towards. They set the date.
The only problem was it was supposed to be a handshake agreement and instead Unai fucked off down the tunnel.
Yeah Alvarez would be an upgrade to our striking platoon but I can’t help
but think we’ll be complaining about him
as well.
He would automatically become one of our top two forwards. I agree that he isn't categorically world class but he's about as close as you can get.
Hahaha, brilliant description!
Also Blogs' one of Oswald Copperpot...
The Annoying Orange
This Tottenham team is pathetic and we have managed to out-pathetic the most pathetic team in the league. — Don Husam — see also Kunt Thomas's meltdown!
https://youtu.be/_YTo2xs_xcI
Every cloud .....
Hahaha, brilliant description!
Also Blogs' one of Oswald Copperpot...
Inspired.
Just got in to see the final score from Anfield. Can anyone do anything right?
This Tottenham team is pathetic and we have managed to out-pathetic the most pathetic team in the league. — Don Husam — see also Kunt Thomas's meltdown!
https://youtu.be/_YTo2xs_xcI A Brentford win tomorrow and they really are contenders for the CL spots
That Gru lookalike Kee Thomas would have soiled himself today.
Hahaha, brilliant description!
Also Blogs' one of Oswald Copperpot...
jesus christ Liverpool, you can't even do that right... but on the plus side, picturing how much their fans must be losing their collective minds right now... 😂
That Gru lookalike Kee Thomas would have soiled himself today.
jesus christ Liverpool, you can't even do that right... but on the plus side, picturing how much their fans must be losing their collective minds right now... 😂
I read that three times wondering why you were talking about Ornstein before I realised I'd misread it.
😂
There is, but I can't see many of these players being happy as 3rd choices. There will be a lot of hard decisions
Everything coming out of the club makes me think we're being prepared for some pain
The pain will be eased by leaving as a PL winner and cult hero for restoring glory to this club. But Mikel undoubtedly have a next stage of development in mind.
It wasn't about the deaths but a play in words.
I don't think it warranted the sack.
I knew two individuals who were missing after Hillsborough. They couldn't be contacted. They didn't have mobile p...
As a teacher I would disagree, Mike. I'm assuming this happened in a classroom and, as such, the adult in the room has to take responsibility for ensuring that they are both professional and compassionate. It wouldn't have been impossible for one of the students to have been connected in some way with a victim. You just shouldn't take that chance.
Yeah I used to think he was awesome .. now I just think he is good.. but he would be a better fit than Gyokeres..
The only striker outside prem the impresses me not called Mbappe is Osimhen .. NB cal...
I read that three times wondering why you were talking about Ornstein before I realised I'd misread it.
I think if you’re honest when looking at the squad there is a lot of overlap and positional flexibility. There are a lot of possible options for a departure. Then factor in Max’s breakout as well.
There is, but I can't see many of these players being happy as 3rd choices. There will be a lot of hard decisions
Everything coming out of the club makes me think we're being prepared for some pain
What joke can anyone make about Hillsborough? I'm curious.
It wasn't about the deaths but a play in words.
I don't think it warranted the sack.
I knew two individuals who were missing after Hillsborough. They couldn't be contacted. They didn't have mobile phones. I was going out with someone who's cousin couldn't be contacted. It was an awful time.
A couple of days layer I was sitting in a large room in Hatton Garden in Liverpool manning the phones. It was silent until 3.30/4pm. Then the phones rang. Lots of them. We had to look for names in a list on typed paper.
I can honestly say ot was one if the most terrifying events of my life. I explained I would check tje list several times before answering. On the third call, I asked for the full name, in case the person was known by a middle name.
It was awful.
But I still don't think a teacher's flippant remark warranted the sack. If he made fun of the dead, fair enough but he didn't
I do wonder who will be in the list. I assume it will be partly predicated on who we can secure to take their place
My guess:
Odegaard.
Trossard
White 😭
MLS or Califiori
Kepa may want to leave ...
I think if you’re honest when looking at the squad there is a lot of overlap and positional flexibility. There are a lot of possible options for a departure. Then factor in Max’s breakout as well.
I think the summer shakeup will be very interesting (post parade).
I do wonder who will be in the list. I assume it will be partly predicated on who we can secure to take their place
My guess:
Odegaard.
Trossard
White 😭
MLS or Califiori
Kepa may want to leave to be first choice somewhere. I hope not.
What joke can anyone make about Hillsborough? I'm curious.
I think part of the problem is that the further we get from the disaster the less of an impact it has on those that weren’t alive then. The shock at the time just doesn’t necessarily resonate with many
We’ve managed to find some good defensive players at low money, it’s just attacking players that seem more of the problem
Look at the fees for Solanke, Joao Pedro, Cunha, Mbeumo, Elanga, Sesko, Woltemade, etc. We did fine with Gyokeres.
Alvarez gonna be expensive.
That's exactly what we should be doing. Eduardo was an unknown, but boy did he know where the goal was. It's a lot harder for players to stay under the radar, but we shouldn't be finding ourselves on ...
We’ve managed to find some good defensive players at low money, it’s just attacking players that seem more of the problem
A teacher in Liverpool lost his job a few years ago because he made a joke about Hillsborough. Apparently, he and his pupils were going back and forth. Nothing was said at the time. Shortly afterwards...
What joke can anyone make about Hillsborough? I'm curious.
I think the summer shakeup will be very interesting (post parade).
We’re still being linked with CB’s which makes me think that Benny W is going to be gone
Atletico would want premium bucks for not a premium player imo. If we are clever enough we could probably find an unknown with the same potential for PL goals. I do think he’s a good fit but as Mikel ...
That's exactly what we should be doing. Eduardo was an unknown, but boy did he know where the goal was. It's a lot harder for players to stay under the radar, but we shouldn't be finding ourselves on a position where your Morgan Rodgerses of this world end up being £80 million prospects rather than the snippet Villa picked him up for.
The goal he scored yesterday alone could well have paid the fee
I think the summer shakeup will be very interesting (post parade).
What was that joke that some comedian made about the fella who drove the car during the parade last year, and they collectively lost their minds
You're not allowed to joke about them
A teacher in Liverpool lost his job a few years ago because he made a joke about Hillsborough. Apparently, he and his pupils were going back and forth. Nothing was said at the time. Shortly afterwards someone decided to take offence.
Was it professional? No.
Did it deserve getting the sack? Fuck no.
He got very little sympathy as the locals labelled him as revell8ng in the deaths. No such thing. Of course, the scouse sense of humour lives on!
The goal he scored yesterday alone could well have paid the fee
11 in the league so far isn’t as bad as the impression people have of him
He’s done his job.
Yeah I used to think he was awesome .. now I just think he is good.. but he would be a better fit than Gyokeres..
The only striker outside prem the impresses me not called Mbappe is Osimhen .. NB cal...
Atletico would want premium bucks for not a premium player imo. If we are clever enough we could probably find an unknown with the same potential for PL goals. I do think he’s a good fit but as Mikel likes to say all the time- the margins we are trying to close are elite level.
Sesko and Ekitike are probably better fits for us but I don’t care as long as we seal the deal. Gyok gonna end up with 20+ goals in all comps so he’s done his job really. Rest of the crew have underpe...
11 in the league so far isn’t as bad as the impression people have of him
I think he’d be another great yet not elite player on our roster.
Yeah I used to think he was awesome .. now I just think he is good.. but he would be a better fit than Gyokeres..
The only striker outside prem the impresses me not called Mbappe is Osimhen .. NB called that one early .. I think he is super elite.. doubted his fit but now when we have gone low touch striker anyway .. he is way more mobile and involved then similar such players.. an absolute beast.. I need to google what happened at Napoli super strange he is playing in turkey.
Yeah Alvarez would be an upgrade to our striking platoon but I can’t help
but think we’ll be complaining about him
as well.
Oh you mean last season… not their current
Worst champions ever. Probably not their fault though
Then whose??
You don't rate Alvarez? I think he would be a great addition if we could get him.
I think he’d be another great yet not elite player on our roster.
Sesko and Ekitike are probably better fits for us but I don’t care as long as we seal the deal. Gyok gonna end up with 20+ goals in all comps so he’s done his job really. Rest of the crew have underpe...
You don't rate Alvarez? I think he would be a great addition if we could get him.
Have pre-registered for the DVD.
Where are all those on here wanking off Ekitike? How stylistically he's so much better suited to us than Gyok? I'm not dismissing him completely cos his potential is huge, but he was so slack with his...
Sesko and Ekitike are probably better fits for us but I don’t care as long as we seal the deal. Gyok gonna end up with 20+ goals in all comps so he’s done his job really. Rest of the crew have underperformed their G/A mostly with a couple exceptions.
The reality is there is a current dearth of quality 9’s. I think Julian Alvarez can be added to that list too.
So Richard Lee-Son wants to stay fit.
Spurs with a big 1-1 win.
Slot Out!
Spurs with a big 1-1 win.
Worst champions ever. Probably not their fault though
Salah can barely run any more
Haven't seen someone go from elite to shit as quickly as him
'Last big contract-itis'
The same ailment that affected Ozil and Auba, to name a couple of examples.
Salah can barely run any more
Haven't seen someone go from elite to shit as quickly as him
He's slowed down a lot this season. The physical decline is noticeable.
Where are all those on here wanking off Ekitike? How stylistically he's so much better suited to us than Gyok? I'm not dismissing him completely cos his potential is huge, but he was so slack with his play and decision making.
I mean got to hand it to Richarlison- he’s basically a Spud immortal now. They are casting the statue bright an early tomorrow
Not enough bronze in the world for that fucking hooter
Salah can barely run any more
Haven't seen someone go from elite to shit as quickly as him
Fucking useless Pool cunts!
Is that R9, himself and Neymar?
OMG look at that horrific back tattoo lol
Segalty must be delighted with that result
LOL
Segalty must be delighted with that result
Did Arsenal lose?
Segalty must be delighted with that result
Wait it’s Tudors first point?? 😂
Yup : )))
I mean got to hand it to Richarlison- he’s basically a Spud immortal now. They are casting the statue bright an early tomorrow
Yeah they gonna feel that.. we can ease their pain by buying Isak with them paying part of the wages..
Gonna have to build a new wing or the medical centre
It would kinda funny if Spuds got something here.
It's a whole lot of funny....two of the worst teams in the league this season
Spuds will shit the bed at home next Sunday.
Wait it’s Tudors first point?? 😂
Imagine giving Richarlison what could be a meaningful goal.
Aye. Broke British transfer record twice and playing in fucking Europa
Yeah they gonna feel that.. we can ease their pain by buying Isak with them paying part of the wages..
Van Dijk is a washed up big ladyboy
I've no problem seeing Liverpool suffer but they just can't give us a favourable result can they.
If this keeps them outta CL it’s ok
Yeah, I want to see them ruinous after that huge spend.
Only 1 point danger far from over ..
If this keeps them outta CL it’s ok
Aye. Broke British transfer record twice and playing in fucking Europa
If this keeps them outta CL it’s ok
Thougt Anfield was supposed to be a fortress
It is but it's made from soggy biscuits
Slot should be hogtied, put into a sack, and thrown into the Mersey.
Fuck Pool, useless tossers.
That Oswald looking cunt can squeak on.
Liverpool what a bunch of sorry cunts
Thougt Anfield was supposed to be a fortress
Xavi Simons is a bowl of flaccid dicks
Useless good for nothing club
Liverpool what a bunch of sorry cunts
At least can enjoy Van Dijk pain
And if sp*rs survive which they won’t it’s 11points to us (5off city +6 to us) silverlinings.
This is good cause they can't sack Tudor now and this result is down to Liverpool's ineptitude, nothing else.
Have to hand it to spurs, didn't think they had this sort of fight in them
no you don't
Have to hand it to spurs, didn't think they had this sort of fight in them
Still 5 mins... and a point may not be enough for Spuddies, they Have Forest next.
At least can enjoy Van Dijk pain
Fucking shit scouse cunts
Hahaha all I can say is fuck Liverpool
Aye, but Scouse fans' lack of humour is kinda funny. The so-called best team in the league is struggling against the worst.
What was that joke that some comedian made about the fella who drove the car during the parade last year, and they collectively lost their minds
You're not allowed to joke about them
Or come close and then get cunted on the break. I'd prefer that amusement.
Aye, but Scouse fans' lack of humour is kinda funny. The so-called best team in the league is struggling against the worst.
Tottenham suffering from sans Son syndrome
Delilaful.
It would kinda funny if Spuds got something here.
It would annoy Liverpool fans which is always good
Deez mans think they’re Warren G and Nate Dogg “Relegators Mount Up”
Tottenham suffering from sans Son syndrome
It would kinda funny if Spuds got something here.
Or come close and then get cunted on the break. I'd prefer that amusement.
Remember we were linked with him? He's fucking useless
He looked shit last season while on loan yet they still went ahead and signed him
It would kinda funny if Spuds got something here.
Quite amazing how far he has fallen, old Salah would have scored 2 by now.
Could have done this last season
Shouldn’t have cut his hair off
Samson syndrome
Quite amazing how far he has fallen, old Salah would have scored 2 by now.
Shouldn’t have cut his hair off
If Liverpool don't get another then these cunts might nick one
Salah is finding new ways to stink
Quite amazing how far he has fallen, old Salah would have scored 2 by now.
Tel got some nerve to talk about the quality of this league he is absolute shit
Remember we were linked with him? He's fucking useless
Spuddies fighting for their lives.
About time
Tel got some nerve to talk about the quality of this league he is absolute shit
Spuddies fighting for their lives.
and their Prem wages
Salah is finding new ways to stink
Liverpool's subs aren't too shabby, especially when Isak's absence is factored in.
Isak, sheeash, him, I really had forgotten about.
Spuddies fighting for their lives.
How do you miss that corner
He nearly slid into the advertising boards he was so far off the pitch.
Fuck off, how does he come to that conclusion?
Kicked in the head by a horse.
Fuck off, how does he come to that conclusion?
How do you miss that corner
Vicaro carries that well over the line, had to be a corner.
Ideally, I'd like a late Spuds equalizer resulting in a nationwide spouse breakdown, only for a Spuds own goal howler deep in injury time, so that we can all laugh.
Another game where Wirtz floundered.
Wirtz is the reverse Eze.
It's only Spuds. Come on!
Gakpo is a fucking big useless stiff lump
Another game where Wirtz floundered.
Sold him like a condominium in the Florida Keys.
Salah and Ekithump coming on
Liverpool's subs aren't too shabby, especially when Isak's absence is factored in.
and the imminently forgettable Curtis Jones
I'd already forgotten.
Salah and Ekithump coming on
Just as well. Was looking like they were letting Spuds get into the game
Salah and Ekithump coming on
Stamp on those chicken throats and relegate them!!!
Salah and Ekithump coming on
and the imminently forgettable Curtis Jones
Salah and Ekithump coming on
Tough league man- Pool ain’t got shit besides the teen and a set piece goal
He also thought going to Newcastle was a good career move.
Remember the brochure?
I am that. As my dear departed dad used to say, I’d rather be lucky than good.
Lucky you indeed! You were there to witness such amazing scenes in person. That's one story for the grandkids right there. (The very beginning of the Max Dowman era!) 😁
Michael Owen thinks Liverpool is the best team in the league.
He also thought going to Newcastle was a good career move.
Come on fuck sake Liverpool
This is the worst attempted bumming since Andy Dufresne escaped from Boggs and the sisters
Hahaha! Jesus, Kleine!
Michael Owen thinks Liverpool is the best team in the league.
This season?
‘Michael Owen thinks’ is an oxymoron
Indeed. He was on Rooney's podcast. A real meeting of minds that was.
Michael Owen thinks Liverpool is the best team in the league.
Typical from people who peaked as a teenager
He should have had enumerate red cards in the last 3 years.
Innumerable
Michael Owen thinks Liverpool is the best team in the league.
‘Michael Owen thinks’ is an oxymoron
That cunt could stab someone in the neck and not get a red
"it's more neck to knife if anything"
Michael Owen thinks Liverpool is the best team in the league.
Should be red for Van Dijk there
That cunt could stab someone in the neck and not get a red
Should be red for Van Dijk there
He should have had enumerate red cards in the last 3 years.
I wouldn’t think so but we should take any opportunity to wind them up
Should steal a few more of their chants
That Mo Salah one to the tune of oh sit down, that would really fuck them off
Should be red for Van Dijk there
Penalized for trying to be honest
Should be red for Van Dijk there
I've tuned in to watch the match for a laugh.
Why the fuck does it not come with a warning that Spitty is co-commentator?
Sound now muted.
While we are talking shit about Pool- Alisson is a fraud and has been for a while
I missed the bulk of yesterday's match. Only following on the arses intermittently between other stuff I had to do.Then I finally jumped back in on the arses in the 89th minute just in time to see that Gyok had scored. It was a heart thumping experience despite not having eyes on the game. Then the euphoria of Dowman's goal.
I spent the entire day watching highlights of both goals and that Calafiori block on loop from every source I could find. I can only imagine what it must've been like for those in the stadium. Man.. what a fucking rush!
They're not going to let him go.
I wouldn’t think so but we should take any opportunity to wind them up
Jason Cundy is a wanker, but want to see him winding up O'Hara again wearing that Ange mask. Do something funny Spurs
I just can’t see the value for the money paid for Wirtz or am I missing something
Think of it as comedy value.
End of the day that team couldn’t defend
Imagine that team with Willy and Gabriel at the back.
Or Ekitike- I’m sure he’s not chuffed about sharing mins with Isak
They're not going to let him go.
Oh yes, it was certainly very entertaining to watch.
End of the day that team couldn’t defend
Agree but that Rosicky, Hleb, Cesc and Flamini had crazy balance and dynamism and Hleb pretty much played his role to perfection.
Oh yes, it was certainly very entertaining to watch.
Put a bid in this summer, if anything just to wind them up. 40 million and 1 pound
Or Ekitike- I’m sure he’s not chuffed about sharing mins with Isak
Loved Hleb's skills, but man he kept the ball way too long. Showboating for the sake of it.
Agree but that Rosicky, Hleb, Cesc and Flamini had crazy balance and dynamism and Hleb pretty much played his role to perfection.
Damn they just replayed all four of his FK goals this season. That dude can make that ball move however he wants.
Put a bid in this summer, if anything just to wind them up. 40 million and 1 pound
I am that. As my dear departed dad used to say, I’d rather be lucky than good.
He was at times but his close control and ability to keep possession absolute elite
Loved Hleb's skills, but man he kept the ball way too long. Showboating for the sake of it.
He was at times but his close control and ability to keep possession absolute elite
But when you're ten yards put, just shoot mate
Slot really leans into that possession heavy, slow tempo Van Gaal style bullshit.
But lectures everyone else, Arsenal especially, on how to play beautiful football
Damn they just replayed all four of his FK goals this season. That dude can make that ball move however he wants.
He was hugely frustrating to watch
He was at times but his close control and ability to keep possession absolute elite
I’m a Hleb guy too but I’m surprised you are that fond of him lol.
He was hugely frustrating to watch
Respect Hleb. Unbelievable footballer.
I’m a Hleb guy too but I’m surprised you are that fond of him lol.
Come on fuck sake Liverpool
This is the worst attempted bumming since Andy Dufresne escaped from Boggs and the sisters
We’re watching one very average looking side play one shit side. Makes some of our turgid football look positively thrilling
Heh. It was pretty turgid until the last 10 minutes yesterday.
We’re watching one very average looking side play one shit side. Makes some of our turgid football look positively thrilling
Slot really leans into that possession heavy, slow tempo Van Gaal style bullshit.
Yet another team that lifted their game when we played them
Respect Hleb. Unbelievable footballer.
Very talented but not much end product.
Respect Hleb. Unbelievable footballer.
Liverpool's attack makes ours look like Brazil 1970.
Slot really leans into that possession heavy, slow tempo Van Gaal style bullshit.
I just can’t see the value for the money paid for Wirtz or am I missing something
Hleb reincarnated.
Fucking near letting that prick score
Yuck
I just can’t see the value for the money paid for Wirtz or am I missing something
Liverpool's attack makes ours look like Brazil 1970.
Some rumours De Zebri which will be funny cause he plays a very intense system that none of these cunts will have time to learn before getting relegated.
Then either 'Arry or a big Ange return. Both ...
De Zerbi has been mentioned solely because of his success at Brighton and his style of football. The problem is, Spurs would need to change the support network to allow him a chance to succeed.
The next problem, or maybe the principal one, is that hardly any players at the club are suited to his high intensity, high possession played in high up tje pitch........ similar in mamt ways to......Big Ange. That went well.
They are fucked. Serves them right for lurching between styles of play and picking up managers based on their 'name'.
Personally, I'd like to see de Zerbi installed. They'd have a short term upturn (hopefully in the Championship) followed by the inevitable Contè-esque meltdown.
Fucking near letting that prick score
Richarlison - a turd with a bleached piece of loo roll stuck on the top. What a fucking unbearable knob
He's a true cunt
Highest percentage of games managed wearing a gilet too
lol the gilet- that is a throwback
Man if Dec could find some of this Szobzlai direct FK consistency it would be awfully handy
Richarlison - a turd with a bleached piece of loo roll stuck on the top. What a fucking unbearable knob
Mad that Sherwood has their highest win percentage as a manager
Highest percentage of games managed wearing a gilet too
Mad that Sherwood has their highest win percentage as a manager
He should have gone to Forest.
He wood if he could have
I reckon it could be sherwood
Sheer wood - filth! Oh, matron!
Hehehe! He should be on a film set somewhere taking a minor part in a modern take on Dracula.
Aye Dracula's rent boy
I reckon it could be sherwood
He should have gone to Forest.
Some rumours De Zebri which will be funny cause he plays a very intense system that none of these cunts will have time to learn before getting relegated.
Then either 'Arry or a big Ange return. Both ...
I reckon it could be sherwood
That Dragusin cunt makes Mustafi look like Walter Samuel
Hehehe! He should be on a film set somewhere taking a minor part in a modern take on Dracula.
Rumours are they're sacking this dullard after the game
Hope the replacement is some comedy shit
You'll have to narrow that down, Kleinie.
Rumours are they're sacking this dullard after the game
Hope the replacement is some comedy shit
Some rumours De Zebri which will be funny cause he plays a very intense system that none of these cunts will have time to learn before getting relegated.
Then either 'Arry or a big Ange return. Both also hilarious.
That Dragusin cunt makes Mustafi look like Walter Samuel
After yesterday's horror of a glitchy, frozen stream in the last eight minutes of our match which forced me to find an alternative where it was the usual suspects commentating, I'm back to a stream with foreign language commentory. Glorious!
Ekitike must be gutted to have been rested for this one, he'd have filled his boots against these mugs
Rumours are they're sacking this dullard after the game
Hope the replacement is some comedy shit
That lad Nmgohua or whatever is very good
He’s good but you can see how he makes dribbling look like such hard work… on the other hand our boy Max
No... He's a fucking bespectacled Thunderbird puppet-looking cunt!
Haha! Brains! Perfect. Y-Y-Y-Yes Mr Tracey, you must respect the b-b-b-ball
That lad Nmgohua or whatever is very good
His name is Rio and he dances on the Mersey.
That lad Nmgohua or whatever is very good
They want to go down so they can try and win the same trophy they won in 1961.
Silly Sp*rs cunt lying on the floor behind the wall... As if Slobby was gonna try a grass cutter
Maybe he was hoping that when they all jumped up to stop the free kick, they would land on him and put him out of his misery.
Probably just fancied a lie down
They will all be lying down before this is over.
Silly Sp*rs cunt lying on the floor behind the wall... As if Slobby was gonna try a grass cutter
Probably just fancied a lie down
Silly Sp*rs cunt lying on the floor behind the wall... As if Slobby was gonna try a grass cutter
If the Scunts don't win this it will be the worst thing to have happened in Liverpool since Stan Boardman.
God, I hated Stan 'one joke' Boardman.
His whole career built on "the Jairmens bombed our chippy"
Slobby Eye belter time, please.
If the Scunts don't win this it will be the worst thing to have happened in Liverpool since Stan Boardman.
Lucky for Spuds that they got a New Manager Bounce. Otherwise we'd have beaten them 4-0.
The whole Liverpool team look drunk
Too much red wine in their pre-match lasagne.
The whole Liverpool team look drunk
Can we make up our minds, people? Is Sutton
(a) a cunt
(b) a tosser
(c) an oaf
(d) all three?
Shame we can't do polls in the arses
d
Can we make up our minds, people? Is Sutton
(a) a cunt
(b) a tosser
(c) an oaf
(d) all three?
Shame we can't do polls in the arses
Chris "Cunt" Sutton's preview on BBC Sports:
How on earth can anyone back Spurs to get anything at the moment?
Igor Tudor is making me look like I was a competent manager when I was in charge of ...
I object to my licence fee being used to subsidise this oaf.
Chris "Cunt" Sutton's preview on BBC Sports:
How on earth can anyone back Spurs to get anything at the moment?
Igor Tudor is making me look like I was a competent manager when I was in charge of ...
Main character syndrome with that tosser
Chris "Cunt" Sutton's preview on BBC Sports:
How on earth can anyone back Spurs to get anything at the moment?
Igor Tudor is making me look like I was a competent manager when I was in charge of Lincoln.
The Spurs fans in Madrid were singing about playing Lincoln away next season - the Imps are top of League One - can you imagine me up against Tudor in the dugout?
Why have Liverpool not scored yet?
If you want something done properly, don't ask Slot.
Why have Liverpool not scored yet?
Do they not know they need 13
Why have Liverpool not scored yet?
Useless cunts
Sp*rs' bench only has 7 players inc. 2 'keepers.
Heh
And one of them is Kinský!
Why have Liverpool not scored yet?
Spuds wearing bright yellow HAZMAT uniforms.
Sp*rs' bench only has 7 players inc. 2 'keepers.
Heh
You'll never walk alone is a pile of shit
Tudor just mistook that bald bloke for Slot, didn't he?
Hahaha
Tudor just mistook that bald bloke for Slot, didn't he?
How many do Luverpool have to score to put Spurs below the other two?
13
Spuds are only above Forest and Wet Spam on goal difference, and on current form that might not help them!
How many do Luverpool have to score to put Spurs below the other two?
On match of the day last night they never showed the potential penalty for Havertz and never mentioned it. And yet on the Chelsea highlights they showed a non penalty for Chelsea and even discussed it...
I think they did show it but there was better things to talk about really.
On match of the day last night they never showed the potential penalty for Havertz and never mentioned it. And yet on the Chelsea highlights they showed a non penalty for Chelsea and even discussed it afterwards. There is clear anti-Arsenal bias at the BBC.
How about Igor Blimey? He must have said that when he realised what he'd let himself in for!
Igor Tudor Is To Don’t?
Haha no nickname for Tudor as he's so shit
How about Igor Blimey? He must have said that when he realised what he'd let himself in for!
If Liverpool do their job still a point for gained for everyone else
Spuds are only above Forest and Wet Spam on goal difference, and on current form that might not help them!
FFS!
Triple captaining Ekitike, and the bald fucking cunt has benched him.
We've seen how great "big name" international managers have been ... Erik "3 out of" Ten Hag, Reuben AmorOUT, Ange "Mate" Postecoglu, Igor Tudor, etc. Thanks to the appointment of Arteta, we missed ou...
Haha no nickname for Tudor as he's so shit
We had this shite from some of our own supporters, going on about how Emery would have succeeded had he been backed like Arteta has been.
We've seen how great "big name" international managers have been ... Erik "3 out of" Ten Hag, Reuben AmorOUT, Ange "Mate" Postecoglu, Igor Tudor, etc. Thanks to the appointment of Arteta, we missed out on that particular merry-go-round.
I was never a fan of Emery, for me he's small-time. When he's expected to win he can't do it, but can get a tune out of a team of underdogs.
Good coach but the Arsenal job way above his pay grade
We had this shite from some of our own supporters, going on about how Emery would have succeeded had he been backed like Arteta has been.
I was never a fan of Emery, for me he's small-time. When he's expected to win he can't do it, but can get a tune out of a team of underdogs.
Thanks and likewise. Didn't we choose well? As Mikel said afterwards, we will always be able to say we were there.
Right!
We had this shite from some of our own supporters, going on about how Emery would have succeeded had he been backed like Arteta has been.
Some of our supporters chat all sorts of crazy shit about Mikel
Wonder if Neville still thinks Emery is the 2nd best manager in the league
We had this shite from some of our own supporters, going on about how Emery would have succeeded had he been backed like Arteta has been.
Henry assist record in danger
A point for Leeds too, though should have been 3
Another side that raised their game when they played us
Shaun Dyche
Cunt
Another side that raised their game when they played us
Heh shame that Forest couldn’t get a win.
If Liverpool do their job still a point for gained for everyone else
Forest with a corner in the final seconds.
Emery steering Villa to 6th in a 3 horse race
Heh shame that Forest couldn’t get a win.
Emery steering Villa to 6th in a 3 horse race
The Stretford End singing that they want that globulous fuck Casemiro to stay another year. That he's still their least worst central midfielder speaks volumes.
Globulous haha
Oh man we have enough good but not quite elite guys. I don’t think Alvarez changes that
Reminds me of Alexis Sanchez. Not many elite strikers around.
The Stretford End singing that they want that globulous fuck Casemiro to stay another year. That he's still their least worst central midfielder speaks volumes.
He'd be our rat though
Sort of like Master Splinter in an arsenal top
Fuck it. Sell him to Saudi and watch him get hit by an Iranian drone.
Wonder if Neville still thinks Emery is the 2nd best manager in the league
That’s a hell of a thru ball again by Bruno
But he's a rat in human form.
Yuk.
He'd be our rat though
Sort of like Master Splinter in an arsenal top
I am really looking forward to Liverscunts sticking their collective knives in the spuds this special Ides of March.
Benjamin Tesco showing some form now. He’s better built for this league by the looks of things but win the title with Gyok and I won’t care too much.
3-1
Emery really has diarrhoea'd the bed since Christmas
Fuck him! Seriously, to use your excellent phrase, they get their dicks up when facing us but bend over and take it without lube when up against others.
Rodgers won't hang around if they fail to qualify for the champions league.
3-1
Emery really has diarrhoea'd the bed since Christmas
Wouldn’t surprise me if they offered his job to Iraola
Takes their best player off them, they'd be fucked
But he's a rat in human form.
Yuk.
3-1
Emery really has diarrhoea'd the bed since Christmas
I mean we knew this was happening right?
3-1
Emery really has diarrhoea'd the bed since Christmas
Wikipedia says he’s at “plucky” Girona
Nope. Julian Alvarez and a winger.
Oh man we have enough good but not quite elite guys. I don’t think Alvarez changes that
With that red card a point would be good for Leeds
That's the difference, Spuds would collapse going down to 10
I'm serious. Where is that left back who put the cross in from which Bailey scored? Moreno was his name, I think. As someone said on yesterday's arses, need some luck when you are going for the title. We got some yesterday.
Bruno is class
Stick a bid in Arteta
Nope. Julian Alvarez and a winger.
Takes their best player off them, they'd be fucked
Leon Fucking Bailey. Why couldn't he be as useless against us in the pivotal home game in the 23/24 season when he scored that goal? He's been shite ever since.
Villa need Dennis Bailey
Bruno is class
Stick a bid in Arteta
No. Just no.
Leon Fucking Bailey. Why couldn't he be as useless against us in the pivotal home game in the 23/24 season when he scored that goal? He's been shite ever since.
Welcome lawlarse!
It was really nice meeting you!
You will find this a friendly if eccentric bunch of neerdowells.
My friend and I are so glad this is the game we were able to get to this season.
Thanks and likewise. Didn't we choose well? As Mikel said afterwards, we will always be able to say we were there.
Gotta give credit where it’s due to Bruno- guy can find a pass. Cunha a good player to
Bruno is class
Stick a bid in Arteta
Heh. Milky White, Milk or dark?
Hahaha!
Gotta give credit where it’s due to Bruno- guy can find a pass. Cunha a good player to
Oh, my god! I cannot unsee this horrific image. Curse you, Toblerone bastard (!)
Heh. Milky White, Milk or dark?
Hope Neville has his goalgasm adult nappy on this afternoon.
Would love to see Liverpool finish 6th if I got to pick
A bit of a game breaking out at Forest
Still can't believe DCL missed a penalty.
Abraham proper Bambi on ice
VAR not used correctly in England compared to other countries.... because the personnel behind VAR in England are the same as the ones in PGMOL. Incompetent, corrupt ...
Mad unlucky if this gets ruled out for Villa. Might just graze one of their players in an offside position.
Infuriating how they look for ways to disallow goals
VAR really out here looking for any reason to disallow goals. Absolute fun sponges. Fuck off.
Mad unlucky if this gets ruled out for Villa. Might just graze one of their players in an offside position.
It’s really nice not to worry about what United, Chelsea etc are doing.
Those types of rumours will be inevitable but I think back to saliba. Every article said Madrid wanted him, we couldn't keep him, that Willy wanted to leave, but then he'd score a goal and his exuber...
There are far too many cautionary tales about joining RM at this point. Particularly English players. But there have been plenty that have turned them down.
Was a corner though so they won't celebrate it
Rodgers ambling back after giving the ball away
Do that under Arteta and you'll be strung up son
How long before Marca start reporting that RM make Dowman their top target
Those types of rumours will be inevitable but I think back to saliba. Every article said Madrid wanted him, we couldn't keep him, that Willy wanted to leave, but then he'd score a goal and his exuberant goal celebrations told a very different story. I had that feeling again yesterday. The way Max celebrated Vik's goal told me he loves this club already.
Calvert-Lewin missing a penalty. Moron.
Sounds like more Ref carnage down there in Norwood Junction
Is he as tall as Kaka? I seem to remember Kaka being about 6ft
6’1” so says the interwebs
I definitely think there are some real stylistic similarities and even that body posture. Smaller sample size with Max obviously but he looks to have tighter control but the reading of the opponent is very similar.
https://youtu.be/xSdR7-8hBEU?si=wVSg0raA12…Calvert-Lewin missing a penalty. Moron.
" It felt like he had it there for hours"
The crowd reacted the same way we did at home
It's been some time since I heard our crowd audibly almost turn on a player like that, not once but twice in just a few seconds. It did feel like an eternity!
Arse!
Bruce!
Top of the morning table toppers.
Heh, well... There's no keeping it quiet now, Max Dowman has arrived. He's thrust himself into the world's consciousness in the most brilliant way possible, the cat's well and truly out of the bag now.
What... a... moment!!
I definitely don't remember him being diminutive. I'd say he's at least 5'10.
Well over 6ft
Is he as tall as Kaka? I seem to remember Kaka being about 6ft
I definitely don't remember him being diminutive. I'd say he's at least 5'10.
Nothing nicer than watching other clubs go at it from a position of strength.
Aye it's very relaxing.
Even if Spurs manage to get something at Anfield, we get to enjoy Scouse tears
Yeah I think the peak Kaka comparisons are pretty interesting- he had that same style full flight. They are the same height.
Most dribblers have to set you up so you can beat them with your move. Guy...
Is he as tall as Kaka? I seem to remember Kaka being about 6ft
Nothing nicer than watching other clubs go at it from a position of strength.
Max Arse
WiB. Super blog today, Blogs, captured the general sentiment perfectly.
Morning table toppers! Hang in there Hurensohn. Hopefully there are better days ahead.
As for yesterday what a fant...
Let’s not forget that Max was out for three months but Arteta had been methodically integrating him beforehand.
Yeah I think the peak Kaka comparisons are pretty interesting- he had that same style full flight. They are the same height.
Most dribblers have to set you up so you can beat them with your move. Guys like Max can just see your body shape, where your weight is shifted and make that nanosecond calculation to leverage that against you.
It is genius level stuff.
What time is Doctor Tottenham seeing patients at today? 4.30?
Max Arse
WiB. Super blog today, Blogs, captured the general sentiment perfectly.
Morning table toppers! Hang in there Hurensohn. Hopefully there are better days ahead.
As for yesterday what a fant...
Oh, my god! I cannot unsee this horrific image. Curse you, Toblerone bastard (!)
Max Arse
WiB. Super blog today, Blogs, captured the general sentiment perfectly.
Morning table toppers! Hang in there Hurensohn. Hopefully there are better days ahead.
As for yesterday what a fantastic way to cap off a pretty turgid game. Everton were a difficult opponent and were unlucky not to get anything from the game, but Arsenal were resilient and fought to the end. It was a a clear penalty on Kai as anyone with eyes in their head could see! As for our young Master Dowman I have wanted to see boy Max get a chance for a long time and was elated to see Arteta bring him on albeit only for the closing stages. What a way to announce your arrival on the Premier League stage. Imagine if he had been on for longer? He should definitely start on the right in Sunday's League Cup final.
Elsewhere, can anyone explain the Chav huddle around the ref? Which one was actually gobbing him off, or were they taking turns?
Haha some nice comments about Dewsbury Hall having to pay to get back in
He's a very good player too
There’s a few nice slow mos of Max’s run out there. When he skins the last defender you assume he switched the ball from his left to his right foot but he actually just kind lets the ball roll and jus...
There’s a few nice slow mos of Max’s run out there. When he skins the last defender you assume he switched the ball from his left to his right foot but he actually just kind lets the ball roll and jus...
It was like George Best
After the worst 2 weeks of my life by a country mile, I cried happy tears yesterday. What a fucking moment that was.
Hope you're doing ok, buddy
After the worst 2 weeks of my life by a country mile, I cried happy tears yesterday. What a fucking moment that was.
Hang in there!
There’s a few nice slow mos of Max’s run out there. When he skins the last defender you assume he switched the ball from his left to his right foot but he actually just kind lets the ball roll and just does him with his body shape. Just effortless mastery of dictating what the defender does.
After the worst 2 weeks of my life by a country mile, I cried happy tears yesterday. What a fucking moment that was.
I hope things improve.
After the worst 2 weeks of my life by a country mile, I cried happy tears yesterday. What a fucking moment that was.
Also Everton had been undefeated on the road since December. Moyes set them up really well and he’d have told them to play free because of how much pressure we are under.
They were surprisingly free and flowing. I expected one billion men behind the ball. Fair play to them.
Also Everton had been undefeated on the road since December. Moyes set them up really well and he’d have told them to play free because of how much pressure we are under.
I was critical of the Mosquera sub, thought it was a defensive sub. But looking back, it was so early in the game that I can understand now that Arteta didn’t want to go gung ho with Cala also on the pitch .
Fair play and a good reason why he is manager of Arsenal and I am not. I could manage Spurs though.
What dont you get? You can't say we were peppering Pickford and he was making amazing saves. We hardly worked him much before we scored. Being better than the last 6 weeks is clearing a very low bar.
I didn’t get the general sentiment in here yesterday either. There is a difference between playing with a lack of intent and lacking telling quality in moments. Generally speaking we were playing some decent stuff. There was no shortage of desire yesterday in either half. But yes there was a lack of quality but Max solved that.
Maiden Arse!
Wonderful morning everyone, especially Gunnerlocutor who I had the pleasure to meet at the Emirates yesterday. What a night.
Welcome fair maiden lawlarse. Random, deranged but often very funny place to be here...
He’s so amusing in a tragicomic kinda way
No... He's a fucking bespectacled Thunderbird puppet-looking cunt!
Lol this is very dangerous talk. But he is very Messi esque with just how effortlessly he glides past people.
I would not be surprised if he got parachuted into the England squad for the world cup, e...
I would absolutely take him on the plane to the World Cup. Complete natural and fearless. Owen went… and I think Dowman should too.
He's more Palm Pilot than CoPilot.
Liam Psionrosenior?
It’s amazing what one moment can do to lift the team.
We need to MAXimise this and inject that energy into the rest of the players who have looked lethargic and just going through the motions for the past couple of months. It’s understandable with the pressure these guys are under and the anxiety that is contagious around the ground, in the social media and places like here.
I think we’ve got enough to sneak past Leverkusen on Tuesday, and the cup final on Sunday will be a very tight affair, but how much more of a mental boost will it be if we win both and Citeh flop out to Real?
Whisper it, the good guys are close to achieving something special this season.
🙏🏆
Upstaged by a purple dildo.
Didn't know Alex Ferguson did that show with him?
Any chance it will be on the WSL youtube channel?
not it isn't. In any case we're 1-0 up
Anyone got a link for the women's match?
Any chance it will be on the WSL youtube channel?
Hi all, what a night it was, what a day it is!
Anyone got a link for the women's match?
That tosser Jim white knew what he was doing too
"If they win the premier league playing like this, will you recognise them as champions?"
Fuck off you twat. By the way your deadline day stuff was r...
Upstaged by a purple dildo.
WiB
Well woohoo Blogs
More like '89 "Yellow Calis" I reckon...
I do think we'll go out to Leverkusen during the week though :/
And rip them a new one,
Massive morning for celebrating! I’m always here next to last. I could not believe we scored two so late. What a match
Let’s go pool today to make it a perfect weekend
Watching those late goals was about as happy as I can get at a sporting contest. I was really really anxious all game but my friend was more sanguine, to his credit. He announced at the half that “we got this, 2-nil”.
@lawlarse you may have heard him say it. Of course he was insufferable the rest of the night.
Watching City drop points after at the Euston Flyer and cheering the FT whistle with fellow gooners was pretty special!
Massive morning for celebrating! I’m always here next to last. I could not believe we scored two so late. What a match
Let’s go pool today to make it a perfect weekend
You got this citizenerased! Would you like me to summarise this into an action plan?
Heh. Funny stuff on here this morning. Must be from the winning and all.
Blogs, a request. Can Gunnerblog give Jon Obi-Mikel the Chris Sutton treatment, or would it be giving him the publicity he seems to be craving given his unhinged take on our style of football? Perhaps...
That tosser Jim white knew what he was doing too
"If they win the premier league playing like this, will you recognise them as champions?"
Fuck off you twat. By the way your deadline day stuff was really shit.
Blogs, a request. Can Gunnerblog give Jon Obi-Mikel the Chris Sutton treatment, or would it be giving him the publicity he seems to be craving given his unhinged take on our style of football? Perhaps...
I think we should focus more on us and what we did rather than that dickhead!
Blogs, a request. Can Gunnerblog give Jon Obi-Mikel the Chris Sutton treatment, or would it be giving him the publicity he seems to be craving given his unhinged take on our style of football? Perhaps he's embarrassed himself enough, cos even die hard Chelsea supporters have lambasted him for the sheer stupidity of his views. Cunt!
Haha that fat headed prick Buvey predicted a 4-0 win for man city yesterday
He's more Palm Pilot than CoPilot.
Hahaha! You're showing your age, Mr Ace of Bass, man.
They were showing respect to the ball.
It's like having a conversation with Chat GPT
Heh!
Ah, come one, I really enjoy his "On The Whistle" videos
Be nice
Won everything by the age of 22, two kids. Hard to stay motivated tbf. I'd be a drink and drug addled mess by that point if I were him. Go full Adriano.
Hehehe!
Maiden Arse!
Wonderful morning everyone, especially Gunnerlocutor who I had the pleasure to meet at the Emirates yesterday. What a night.
Welcome lawlarse!
It was really nice meeting you!
You will find this a friendly if eccentric bunch of neerdowells.
My friend and I are so glad this is the game we were able to get to this season.
He's more Palm Pilot than CoPilot.
He’s so amusing in a tragicomic kinda way
Have we talked about how Dowman almost killed Gyokeres celebrating Gyoks goal? Got rag dolled by a 16 year old lol
Crushed Adam’s apple.
They were showing respect to the ball.
It's like having a conversation with Chat GPT
He's more Palm Pilot than CoPilot.
They were showing respect to the ball.
It's like having a conversation with Chat GPT
You got this citizenerased! Would you like me to summarise this into an action plan?
On other matters, I still can't work out what went on with that Chelsea huddle.
LinkedIn Liam is a strange boy.
He had a go at the ref after
They surrounded the ref, not like he popped up from a hole in the ground right in the middle of their huddle
Feisty one you are! What a cock
On other matters, I still can't work out what went on with that Chelsea huddle.
LinkedIn Liam is a strange boy.
They were showing respect to the ball.
It's like having a conversation with Chat GPT
On other matters, I still can't work out what went on with that Chelsea huddle.
LinkedIn Liam is a strange boy.
My god I am positively throbbing at the thought of that passive, clueless clown taking over City.
Haha savage
Ah, come one, I really enjoy his "On The Whistle" videos
Hahaha
Have we talked about how Dowman almost killed Gyokeres celebrating Gyoks goal? Got rag dolled by a 16 year old lol
He crashed into him at full force but though Gyökeres was shunted, he took it well. Then the choke hold 🤣
Copy and paste for when Maresca takes over.
My god I am positively throbbing at the thought of that passive, clueless clown taking over City.
At some point you'd just get sick of that weird bald cocksucker and his intense bullshit
Copy and paste for when Maresca takes over.
Now for some really serious stuff, Blogs , a typo ! In your excitement you dropped the letter e out of the word really in the last paragraph.
Fixed ;)
....as in "
April 11th which seems insane rally'
Now for some really serious stuff, Blogs , a typo ! In your excitement you dropped the letter e out of the word really in the last paragraph.
At some point you'd just get sick of that weird bald cocksucker and his intense bullshit
Ah, come one, I really enjoy his "On The Whistle" videos
At some point you'd just get sick of that weird bald cocksucker and his intense bullshit
Won everything by the age of 22, two kids. Hard to stay motivated tbf. I'd be a drink and drug addled mess by that point if I were him. Go full Adriano.
Hahaha aye
He should really leave man city for a new challenge
He has the same number as my favourite bus.Much shrieking and clapping from me in my solitary fastness both at the first goal he facilitated and the feeling of pure elation as he steamed/streamed down the pitch for the the second. Such pure joy !
Have we talked about how Dowman almost killed Gyokeres celebrating Gyoks goal? Got rag dolled by a 16 year old lol
So funny
What's happened to Philip Walter foden? Had a bit of a purple patch in Autumn and have barely heard his name since
Won everything by the age of 22, two kids. Hard to stay motivated tbf. I'd be a drink and drug addled mess by that point if I were him. Go full Adriano.
What's happened to Philip Walter foden? Had a bit of a purple patch in Autumn and have barely heard his name since
Didn’t you see he got the assist for Dowman yesterday 🤣😉
Lol this is very dangerous talk. But he is very Messi esque with just how effortlessly he glides past people.
I would not be surprised if he got parachuted into the England squad for the world cup, e...
What's happened to Philip Walter foden? Had a bit of a purple patch in Autumn and have barely heard his name since
Heh ;)
Sometimes one spends their entire life disengaging from hyperbole and modern 2 second micro analysis..... then sometimes, you think "fuck it" and dive in headfirst for the shits and giggles
Have we talked about how Dowman almost killed Gyokeres celebrating Gyoks goal? Got rag dolled by a 16 year old lol
Haha he was about to fully Steve Morrow big Vik
I think he'll develop to the sort of level of Messi or Ronaldo
Lol this is very dangerous talk. But he is very Messi esque with just how effortlessly he glides past people.
I would not be surprised if he got parachuted into the England squad for the world cup, especially given how much Foden, Saka and Palmer are struggling
I think he'll develop to the sort of level of Messi or Ronaldo
Gee, no pressure then!
Doesn't work that way anymore. Club gets a set of medals, they can give them as they see fit
Thank you boss....
Gyoks post match interview was lovely patter too
Have we talked about how Dowman almost killed Gyokeres celebrating Gyoks goal? Got rag dolled by a 16 year old lol
Arse,
Isn't it just grand.
Yeeeeoooooo
I must admit, I thought the goal was never going to come. We were really bad attacking-wise yesterday. My Son did so much jumping around when we scored our goals that his watch thought he was doing a ...
Lol
I think he'll develop to the sort of level of Messi or Ronaldo
He certainly has that aura around him.
Like cesc coming into the team. Instantly at home and never looked back.
Damn. max is even too young to reuse the he's only seventeen song
arse!
well in max! (and bruce)
morning all from a sunny north london!
Dowman is going to be such a special player, the way he glides past players is beautiful. He will have off days I'm sure since he's so young, but pretty much everything he did when he came on yesterda...
I think he'll develop to the sort of level of Messi or Ronaldo
That Saliba takes so much of this responsibility is the worst part, it's Gabriel who genuinely has the ability to stroke a great incisive pass through tight spaces. I could live with it if they revers...
They're actually both good at spraying long balls down the field to find a man running onto it, but that's been taken out of their game. Them being so high up the pitch trying to thread balls through really doesn't work.
Dowman is going to be such a special player, the way he glides past players is beautiful. He will have off days I'm sure since he's so young, but pretty much everything he did when he came on yesterday was brilliant. The sound of the stadium erupt and seeing all of the players and backroom staff sprinting onto the pitch makes me cry a little bit. Total goosebump moment.
Arse.
Well in Bruce.
How many appearances does each player need to make to get a PL medal and how many of our first team squad are short and who are they ?
Doesn't work that way anymore. Club gets a set of medals, they can give them as they see fit
Would love me some Iliman Ndiaye. Fun, fun, fun player. He would add a touch of the Cazorlas to our midfield.
He's good all right
Would love me some Iliman Ndiaye. Fun, fun, fun player. He would add a touch of the Cazorlas to our midfield.
Arse.
Well in Bruce.
How many appearances does each player need to make to get a PL medal and how many of our first team squad are short and who are they ?
There was more intent and vertical passing from us yesterday, especially in the first 15 minutes, but it was worrying how it dropped off as Everton asserted themselves with their movement and crisp passing. I wasn't expecting that from a Moyes team, and they've not been playing like that this season in the games I've seen.
We were a little better, but not by much to be honest. What I find hard to understand is that Gabriel and Saliba are acting as our main creative players when we attack. It's weird. It shouldn't be up ...
That Saliba takes so much of this responsibility is the worst part, it's Gabriel who genuinely has the ability to stroke a great incisive pass through tight spaces. I could live with it if they reversed roles here.
What dont you get? You can't say we were peppering Pickford and he was making amazing saves. We hardly worked him much before we scored. Being better than the last 6 weeks is clearing a very low bar.
We just need to keep clearing that bar
How long before Marca start reporting that RM make Dowman their top target
He'll have Barca DNA too.
We were a little better, but not by much to be honest. What I find hard to understand is that Gabriel and Saliba are acting as our main creative players when we attack. It's weird. It shouldn't be up ...
I agree with that about the centre backs too. If I'm the opposition and I see the centre backs with that ball 35 yards out and every avenue blocked off, I'm super happy.
How long before Marca start reporting that RM make Dowman their top target
I just don't get this, we've been far worse in the last 6 weeks for mine. I was less resigned to not scoring than in recent weeks (all of which, to be fair to the frustrating bastids, we have in the e...
We were a little better, but not by much to be honest. What I find hard to understand is that Gabriel and Saliba are acting as our main creative players when we attack. It's weird. It shouldn't be up to them to thread a ball through.
I just don't get this, we've been far worse in the last 6 weeks for mine. I was less resigned to not scoring than in recent weeks (all of which, to be fair to the frustrating bastids, we have in the e...
What dont you get? You can't say we were peppering Pickford and he was making amazing saves. We hardly worked him much before we scored. Being better than the last 6 weeks is clearing a very low bar.
I must admit, I thought the goal was never going to come. We were really bad attacking-wise yesterday. My Son did so much jumping around when we scored our goals that his watch thought he was doing a ...
I just don't get this, we've been far worse in the last 6 weeks for mine. I was less resigned to not scoring than in recent weeks (all of which, to be fair to the frustrating bastids, we have in the end, scored!)
I was ready to slaughter them all on here obviously, and then they delivered in the most delightful way possible. What an evening!
I was strangely calm. I felt we were going to get the goal
I must admit, I thought the goal was never going to come. We were really bad attacking-wise yesterday. My Son did so much jumping around when we scored our goals that his watch thought he was doing a workout.
Well in Bruce.
Morning table-toppers!
I can only express my Arsenal wathing yesterday in terms of Father Jack Hackett:
Arse! Feck! Goals!
Haha
"A load of men kicking a bit of leather around a field"
Well in Bruce.
Morning table-toppers!
I can only express my Arsenal wathing yesterday in terms of Father Jack Hackett:
Arse! Feck! Goals!
It was like Messi. Not Walcott
That dowman goal reminds me of that young Theo Walcott run against Liverpool in the CL many years ago. Think it was adebayor that scored.
No, sorry, Theo’s run was all pace and he struggled to keep the ball under control. But Max just glided, he makes football look like poetry, that shimmy to take out the second defender was sublime, looked so easy but few players can do it like the defender wasn’t there. This is another level. Utterly, magnificently sublime.
Btw I just stopped at the Clackett Lane services where Ian Wright first met Dennis Bergkamp by chance after we signed the Dutchman. Never stopped here. Needed to pay my respects! A new era, it must be!
Sitting with my dad and brother at The Emirates - Max Dowman moment.
We were all sitting together at Goodison when our away unbeaten record was broken by Wayne Rooney. ( Atho we should have also had a...
Nice!
Get past Leverkusen and then the Carabao Cup final, but for now, 9 points clear and a star has just been born. Rejoice in Max 🤩
A good morning grinning Arse to all.
Just saw the hammers game highlights.
Haaland could have had a mickey assist but was wayward.
Our old boy mavraponos is a gooner surely.
So much defending as if his life depended on it.
Sitting with my dad and brother at The Emirates - Max Dowman moment.
We were all sitting together at Goodison when our away unbeaten record was broken by Wayne Rooney. ( Atho we should have also had a pen. then -just after the tyros goal.)
Football symmetry. The ball is round.
COYG!
Big cheers for the post, Blogs. Tears in my eyes as it was last night and in the morning rewatching the best bits. Nuts.
Will be over for the B'mouth match with my daughter for her first visit. Hope to see some of the old guard!
That dowman goal reminds me of that young Theo Walcott run against Liverpool in the CL many years ago. Think it was adebayor that scored.
WiB
Morning all.
Still dancing on that 90s dance floor.
I just happened to mention at half time that I’d consider bringing Dowman on with 20mins to go… esp after his FA cup performance… he was really looking the part then too.
He has pace, balance, two dribbling feet, good running style, shoulder drops, and a great understanding… plus he is completely fearless.
Just what we need in the run in… and if we do go on to win it…he would have played a major part in lifting us when we needed it most.
Quite incredible that a 16 yr old could do that.
We were looking a bit stale bar some good movement and link up play with Havertz back. But we were too slow to pass for much of the game generally. I’m just grateful that we are not talking about that penalty decision because it was the worst of the season and demonstrates how corrupt some officials are.
Take a look who was in VAR yesterday…and the fact the premierleague released a statement to say contact was ‘minimal’ and that Havertz was already on his way down - no… no he wasn’t!
Citeh must be feeling shitteh this morning!
wonderful arse, wonderful morning, wonderful blog that nails the mood
I do think we'll go out to Leverkusen during the week though :/
Arse.
Epic stuff! I am a believer again, city aren't much of a threat really. We'd need a catastrophic reversal in form from here. Popped into the arses at half time, super negative vibes which I didn't really get, thought we were largely good all game. Not superb, but more conviction, more forwards passing, more obvious determination to score. Eze was much better, particularly in the second half when we really chased a goal. That's where you want him, on the edge of the opposition box.
Maiden Arse!
Wonderful morning everyone, especially Gunnerlocutor who I had the pleasure to meet at the Emirates yesterday. What a night.
I thought of you - I remember we were at an Everton game together, won 1-0, van Persie goal second half after a lot of struggle.
You picked me up like I was a flea!
Heh!
Techno bpms. Exactly!
Your colleague Tim is a soothsayer;
"I think Dowman can be used as an impact player towards the end of the season, with Merino and Odegaard injured and Havertz’s reintroduction requiring kid gloves, there is a role for Dowman as a left-footed midfielder."
Arse. WiB.
Some fucking day out yesterday!
I thought of you - I remember we were at an Everton game together, won 1-0, van Persie goal second half after a lot of struggle.
You picked me up like I was a flea!
Arse. WiB.
Some fucking day out yesterday!
Well in Bruce.
10 Points. That bodes well!
Max’s goal.
That must’ve fucked with citeh’s minds s😁
The celebration with fans absolutely priceless
It may be Mother’s Day but it feels like Father’s Day.
A wonderful Arse..... Downman just won hs the fuckin' league