Peter Red Nosed Cunt Schmeichel talking about us during in the post-match interview of the ATALANTA - BAYERN game!
We live fucking rent-free in this Cunt5's head!
Shannon, are you lurking by any chance?
Been up for a couple of hours - now going back for a snooze
Laffing at Tottnum is known to cure insomnia
..
Been up for a couple of hours - now going back for a snooze
That worries me, because then what will Arsenal be playing for the in the second leg? This is the sort of thing that destroys us.. We have to have something to play for to turn up. Sitting back and de...
Ffs
Comedy Gold from the Keystone Hotspuds!!
The gift that keeps on giving.
Comedy Gold from the Keystone Hotspuds!!
Someone needs to tell that Korean girl that Sonny has gone and she doesn't need to watch this shit anymore 😂
Amazing, especially the 3rd goal reactions
That trollop Abbi will be crying again
Finally seen the spurs highlights
Christ that keeper fuck up for the 3rd...then subbed off and Tudor blanks him.
I've seen clowns performing better than he did! 😂
It says it all when you see Tudor patrol up and down his bit of the pitch with the word IT on his outfit. I don't know if he was wearing it today as I was busy avoiding Spurs and and the Bindippers as well. Thought I'd have a football free evening
Tudor rambling like a fuckwit here
Don't listen to or watch that shite
Yes sir
You'd see her on talksport the odd time. Spurs slag
Don't listen to or watch that shite
Finally seen the spurs highlights
Christ that keeper fuck up for the 3rd...then subbed off and Tudor blanks him.
You'd see her on talksport the odd time. Spurs slag
the Sp*rs psychologist is going to have to put the entire team on suicide watch pretty soon.
Bring in Glenda and Eilleen....
That trollop Abbi will be crying again
Who is this bint?
Remember when we were worried about a new manager bounce...them they appoint this fella
More splat than bounce.
I never normally stick about to watch all the after match guff, but I want to see the Tudor interview
Haha . You beat me to this comment
It’s crazy to parachute someone with no knowledge of English football into a relegation dogfight.
Remember when we were worried about a new manager bounce...them they appoint this fella
It's an absolutely absurd appointment
It’s crazy to parachute someone with no knowledge of English football into a relegation dogfight.
I never normally stick about to watch all the after match guff, but I want to see the Tudor interview
Mcmanaman morphing into Curly Watts
What until they get pumped by Liverpool.
Tottenham Hospice Stadium
Haha
That trollop Abbi will be crying again
the Sp*rs psychologist is going to have to put the entire team on suicide watch pretty soon.
Tottenham Hospice Stadium
the Sp*rs psychologist is going to have to put the entire team on suicide watch pretty soon.
They'd miss.
the Sp*rs psychologist is going to have to put the entire team on suicide watch pretty soon.
Tudor hasn't acknowledged any of the players coming off, I think he has lost the dressing room already but probably doesn't really give AF himself as he knows he's out of there anyway
It's an absolutely absurd appointment
Tudor hasn't acknowledged any of the players coming off, I think he has lost the dressing room already but probably doesn't really give AF himself as he knows he's out of there anyway
Spuds have lost 6 in a row, never happened before. Will be 7 as they've Anfield next
They’ve got a massive job to not go down. They are rubbish with no organization or fight.
Spuds have lost 6 in a row, never happened before. Will be 7 as they've Anfield next
Grind them into the dirt.
No Tottenham defender does
We know where he'll want to be!
Spuds have lost 6 in a row, never happened before. Will be 7 as they've Anfield next
Romero is fucked FFS , needs to come off
Doesn't know where he is
No Tottenham defender does
Romero is fucked FFS , needs to come off
Doesn't know where he is
The ref, wisely, blew the final whistle!
Romero is fucked FFS , needs to come off
Doesn't know where he is
Wait till they tell him it's Tottenham.
FT at Blunder Metropolitano
Romero is fucked FFS , needs to come off
Doesn't know where he is
So everyone watching these games is getting nervous huh? Well I’m here to tell you Lecerkusen getting slapped tomorrow
Romero banjaxed. Good.
Was it a pen, though? I haven't seen it.
It’s cruel but it’s a pen. He’s played the defender like a fiddle and got him to stick a leg out
Was it a pen, though? I haven't seen it.
Cast iron stonewaller
So everyone watching these games is getting nervous huh? Well I’m here to tell you Lecerkusen getting slapped tomorrow
Absolutely
Was it a pen, though? I haven't seen it.
Yeah, it was.
So everyone watching these games is getting nervous huh? Well I’m here to tell you Lecerkusen getting slapped tomorrow
Was it a pen, though? I haven't seen it.
I can see spuds scoring three at home, then conceding in added time.
We’ve had some gut punches but ffs that takes the cale
Shades of Villa game
romero and Paulina head clash
"just make sure we hit each other hard enough that it takes us out for the season"
That will be sore because Romero's head is full of rocks
Heh
romero and Paulina head clash
That will be sore because Romero's head is full of rocks
We’ve had some gut punches but ffs that takes the cale
Two Spud defenders killing each other as the Madrid forward got out of the way!! lol
romero and Paulina head clash
The new Geordie superhero.
Kinski had a better chance.
Fucking hell that's a sickener 😂
That worries me, because then what will Arsenal be playing for the in the second leg? This is the sort of thing that destroys us.. We have to have something to play for to turn up. Sitting back and de...
I'm talking about a four goal lead not a one goal lead
That worries me, because then what will Arsenal be playing for the in the second leg? This is the sort of thing that destroys us.. We have to have something to play for to turn up. Sitting back and de...
Oh relax Jesus we haven’t even played yet
Yes Jackson, my brain farted
Really meant: I want Your Six Year Old
Wrong Michael?
Really meant: I want Your Six Year Old
I said George Michael, not Donald Trump!!
Would be nice to put a good few past Leverkusen tomorrow and finish it in the first leg
That worries me, because then what will Arsenal be playing for the in the second leg? This is the sort of thing that destroys us.. We have to have something to play for to turn up. Sitting back and defending the first leg result is like kryptonite to Arsenal players. They'll bottle it harder than Sid the Sexist at an orgy.
I Want Your Six — George Michael.
Really meant: I want Your Six Year Old
Would be nice to put a good few past Leverkusen tomorrow and finish it in the first leg
They're still a decent team. At this point any win would be fine.
I Want Your Six — George Michael.
Would be nice to put a good few past Leverkusen tomorrow and finish it in the first leg
Indeed, very frustrating.
Good refereeing in the Barcodes game making the Barca player get off the pitch when he crawled back on to hold up play
That's Barcode cunts not Barça cunts.
We rarely do that when we are objectively better; it's just not in Arteta's DNA.
It's very annoying
Is Bayern's treatment of Atatalanta in poor taste, or fair enough? why dont Arsenal teams ever go for the big scores like this, its always score 1, 2, or 3 then sit back and try and control possession
We rarely do that when we are objectively better; it's just not in Arteta's DNA.
Commentator just described Spuds second goal as the goalie getting "a touch of the Kinskis" lol
Not Natasha, either.
Commentator just described Spuds second goal as the goalie getting "a touch of the Kinskis" lol
Keep going, when you're that much better, make it count.
how I'd love Arsenal to do this against Man Utd...
Our win against this Bayern team has to be our best performance this season. Bullied them in the second half.
Is Bayern's treatment of Atatalanta in poor taste, or fair enough? why dont Arsenal teams ever go for the big scores like this, its always score 1, 2, or 3 then sit back and try and control possession
Keep going, when you're that much better, make it count.
Is Bayern's treatment of Atatalanta in poor taste, or fair enough? why dont Arsenal teams ever go for the big scores like this, its always score 1, 2, or 3 then sit back and try and control possession
Millie Vanilli - Blame it on the rain
5-2 with a goal as comical as some of the Madrid goals!!
Jaz and the plastic population- The only way is down
Well, better be back home and in bed quickly after that than travel hundreds of miles.
Silverlinings
Gonna watch Newcastle then
Well, better be back home and in bed quickly after that than travel hundreds of miles.
Atleti bring on their top scorer. Taking the piss now.
Sorloth hat-trick now would be nice.
Wasn't he wearing a man city scarf / top back in May 2024?
Unbearable twat, fuck him
Probably. Chickens coming home to roost.
Atleti bring on their top scorer. Taking the piss now.
You can only hope so
Newcastle hit the post then...goal? Offside.
Atleti bring on their top scorer. Taking the piss now.
Just checked in, he wants the ref to blow for time. He looks thoroughly depressed.
Wasn't he wearing a man city scarf / top back in May 2024?
Unbearable twat, fuck him
Crowded House — Don't Dream It's Over
Schadenfreude," by Baxter Dury
And that's just when Xpressions turns up.
Just checked in, he wants the ref to blow for time. He looks thoroughly depressed.
Greaseman with the toilet-bowl blue hair cut.
meanwhile Dortmund are sitting there thinking "how the fuck...?!?"
The Tottenham branch of The Smaritans are going to be busy tonight.
And that's just when Xpressions turns up.
The Tottenham branch of The Smaritans are going to be busy tonight.
Blood banks will have a tough night.
The Tottenham branch of The Smaritans are going to be busy tonight.
Probably Country & Western
At which point “Achy,Breaky Heart” might apply to their support
Away from home too, that's impressive
How the fuck could I forget this gem from one of my favourite bands:
Super Furry Animals - The Gift That Keeps Giving
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
Loved the original but the Johnny Cash version is beautiful.
Rick Rubin, producer of the Cash version, has a surprisingly varied discology considering he's a "hip hop" producer. Just about everything...
*discography
Probably Country & Western
haha, yes!
That's one very long song title. There may be a few bands who specialise in that, to be fair, but I didn't know 'lucky bastard'.
Probably Country & Western
That's one very long song title. There may be a few bands who specialise in that, to be fair, but I didn't know 'lucky bastard'.
hee hee
Richarlison has got a yellow card which will rule him out of the second leg — lucky bastard!
That's one very long song title. There may be a few bands who specialise in that, to be fair, but I didn't know 'lucky bastard'.
Queen - We are the Championship
Heh
9 inch nails - Hurt
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Loved the original but the Johnny Cash version is beautiful.
Rick Rubin, producer of the Cash version, has a surprisingly varied discology considering he's a "hip hop" producer. Just about everything he touches turns to gold.
Richarlison has got a yellow card which will rule him out of the second leg — lucky bastard!
Fool if you think it's over — Chris Rea.
Another one Bites the Dust
Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie
smaller lanes: Chris Rea -Road to Hell.
9 inch nails - Hurt
Johnny Cash - Hurt
also, Downward Spiral
also, Mr Self Destruct
Queen - We are the Championship
haha
Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At
Queen - We are the Championship
Nice
Queen - We are the Championship
Heh
5-1. Great run and finish by Alvarez
Queen - We are the Championship
Nice. Great except it was 19
If you're an Arsenal fan during this time:
Happy Hour - The Housemartins
Rolling Stones - All the Way Down
Falling Backwards — Fairground Attraction
9 inch nails - Hurt
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Amazed it took that long....
Aye, I thought I was being slow
How could I forget about DJ Casper's Cha Cha Slide
Amazed it took that long....
I missed the first three goals in the Athletico game. I saw the score flash up 2-0:whilstcwatching the Barcodes, then that immediately changed to 3-0, so I thought I'd have a laugh and switched channels. I quickly turned the volume off and was soon rewarded with a fourth goal.
I then saw Spuds goal and miss after miss from Athletico and I definite red card foul not given against van der Ven. How??
I then walked back in at half time to see a replay of Kinsky being subbed. I had no idea they had changed keepers. What the Hell was Tudor doing not even acknowledging Kinsky.
That appalling lack of man management could very well be important for Spuds imploding in the next few weeks as it's unlikely that will be forgotten by their players.
Tottenham really is the gift that keeps on giving
We should just call him Van de Ven. The Mickey has been taken!!
Worst Van since the one Buffalo Bill used
"Slide" H.E.R.
"Slide Away" Miley Cyrus
Playlist ideas to commemorate the first half:
DMX - Slippin'
Michael Jackson - Why You Wanna Trip on Me
Robbie Williams - Tripping
Underworld - Born Slippy
The Temptations - Shakey Ground
slip slide melting - For Love Not Lisa
We should just call him Van de Ven. The Mickey has been taken!!
Has Griezman got a blue rinse?
Fucken dame Edna out there
Just saw Micky Dicky's challenge, how the fuck is that not a red
Ref was feeling sorry for them
Bon Jovi did a whole album - Slippery When Wet
Ange's dick visible from space
Sunning it downunder?
Playlist ideas to commemorate the first half:
DMX - Slippin'
Michael Jackson - Why You Wanna Trip on Me
Robbie Williams - Tripping
Underworld - Born Slippy
The Temptations - Shakey Ground
Warren Zevon – My Shit's Fucked Up ;
Just saw Micky Dicky's challenge, how the fuck is that not a red
Ange's dick visible from space
Slip sliding Away Paul SImon
Good one.
Playlist ideas to commemorate the first half:
DMX - Slippin'
Michael Jackson - Why You Wanna Trip on Me
Robbie Williams - Tripping
Underworld - Born Slippy
The Temptations - Shakey Ground
Slip sliding Away Paul SImon
Playlist ideas to commemorate the first half:
DMX - Slippin'
Michael Jackson - Why You Wanna Trip on Me
Robbie Williams - Tripping
Underworld - Born Slippy
The Temptations - Shakey Ground
Just saw a handle that made me laugh ... Bacary Lasagna.
LOL
Now they've just learnt to shit themselves without even eating anything dodgy.
Just saw a handle that made me laugh ... Bacary Lasagna.
LOL
Heh
Just saw a handle that made me laugh ... Bacary Lasagna.
LOL
Or rather, an undertaker, more accurately.
He was sacked by Juve after 8 winless games. Way to keep the streaking going, bud! 😅
He always seemed like a caretaker manager until the summer when they're hoping Poch doesn't laugh in their face...
...now he just seems like a caretaker.
I'm not travelling your way any time soon. :-D
So you said. Oh well.
Tudor is the worst appointment of all time
He was sacked by Juve after 8 winless games. Way to keep the streaking going, bud! 😅
He always seemed like a caretaker manager until the summer when they're hoping Poch doesn't laugh in their face, but...
I have some vacuum sealed in the fridge...saving for a special occasion.
I'm not travelling your way any time soon. :-D
I have some vacuum sealed in the fridge...saving for a special occasion.
Barcodes 0-0 with Barca. The boring cunts.
Billy Roll and Egg
Irishmen will know what I mean.
Kinsky will provide the gif vid of the season.
egg... but they'll have to wait for Kinski to wipe it off his face.
The only spurs fans I feel sorry for are the ones who were embarrassed by that shit in May 2024
The ones who cheered Man City deserve this
Nah, fuck them as well!!
Atleti staff making the sandwiches
Ham and cheese?
Atleti staff making the sandwiches
Looked good
Atleti staff making the sandwiches
The only spurs fans I feel sorry for are the ones who were embarrassed by that shit in May 2024
The ones who cheered Man City deserve this
Ho wis it not five? Two of them miss sitters.
Slipped. Tottenham's half pitch is like Stevie G's backyard.
Ho wis it not five? Two of them miss sitters.
I heard that Kinsky put his head in his hands ...... and dropped it!
😂😂😂😂
That’s a red .. what an idioti Vanderveen and ref.
That's a tackle of a player who really does not want to be at this club. Been loudly woeful for them for weeks.
Insane. Well high, over the ball and could break a leg.
Ref feels sorry for such a shit team
How on earth is he still on the pitch.
VAR looking at a possible red car on Van de Ven. And it should be red too.
Has to be a red for Micky Can't Defend
I heard that Kinsky put his head in his hands ...... and dropped it!
mwahaha
Hope out kitman has the right studs for our lads' game tomorrow.
I heard that Kinsky put his head in his hands ...... and dropped it!
Hahahaha
The image of Alvarez with the stricken keeper with head in hands in the distance is absolutely unreal 😂😂
I heard that Kinsky put his head in his hands ...... and dropped it!
Who’s coming in is fascinating. They keep banging on about bringing in a sp*rs legend. But which one of them cunts would risk being the legend that got them relegated
Would be like when Shearer took Newcastle down
All we need now is a Vicario mistake.
Gnabry has soe bandage/headband on. Looks like the Karate Kid.
Trump cut funding to los Angeles because Gavin Newsome keeps trolling him.
Heh
Trump cut funding to los Angeles because Gavin Newsome keeps trolling him.
They're just wide open at the back. Bayern runniing straight through the middle.
Lino is feeling sorry for spuds, never a free kick
The image of Alvarez with the stricken keeper with head in hands in the distance is absolutely unreal 😂😂
I'll have one poster, computer wallpaper, a keyring and a fridge magnet please.
Bayern should be four up to, Nicholas Jackson shoot straight at the keeper when one-on-one.
Why Atlanta so bad?
Bayern should be four up to, Nicholas Jackson shoot straight at the keeper when one-on-one.
The image of Alvarez with the stricken keeper with head in hands in the distance is absolutely unreal 😂😂
The meltdowns will be fun!
El Cholo is losing his shit after conceding to this lot
The cheese room will be turning blue
I wanted the comic relief. Spuds everytime.
McCoist moaning about the 4th not being a free kick. Lol
I know griezman is an annoying lil twat (gazza lite) but he is still very good
Spud fans already heading for the Tapas bars
The cheese room will be turning blue
oh wow, fucking hilarious. Shame they are going to sack Tudor, he's doing a sterling job. Decided to log into Saudi now back in the room, but it's the goalless match...
Expressions watch alongmught be worth a visit.
Keep sharp objects away from the fella
Who’s coming in is fascinating. They keep banging on about bringing in a sp*rs legend. But which one of them cunts would risk being the legend that got them relegated
Bring them all in, Ossie, Harry, Poch, Chas or Dave
Spud fans already heading for the Tapas bars
Expressions watch alongmught be worth a visit.
2 legged tie over in 22 mins. Fair play
Blimey can't watch this anymore. I'm afraid I'll feel sorry for them
Totts might be worse than shit .. wow they just subbed their goaltender who isn’t injured after 16 minutes!!! 😂😂
22 mins and losing 4-0 Hahahaha
my illegal fire stick thingy is a bit delayed...
Tudor's getting sacked tomorrow. Has to be.
Who’s coming in is fascinating. They keep banging on about bringing in a sp*rs legend. But which one of them cunts would risk being the legend that got them relegated
I only popped telly on while getting ready for work 4-0
and to think i was deliberating between this and the barca game.
i was actually on the phone with a spurs mate for 10 minutes and sp&rs shipped 3 goals
Tudor is the worst appointment of all time
Spurs like some sort of arthouse psychological thriller right now. Lord have mercy.
Hahaha
Spurs even giving Karius reprieve. The ultimate 'at least we're not them' outfit atm.
Olise channelling his inner Robben
Oi this is going to become some rout
Agent Vinai and Agent Tudor royally fucking up Sp*rs
Tudor's getting sacked tomorrow. Has to be.
Keeper subbed. Needs to be put on suicide watch after that.
Spurs like some sort of arthouse psychological thriller right now. Lord have mercy.
They are going down and disappearing into oblivion
Keeper's being subbed after 15 minutes.
Arteta's dream! 🤣🤣
When is the last time you've seen a perfectly fit keeper subbed in the 16th minute.
Keeper's being subbed after 15 minutes.
I reckon th Arses could put a team together and beat the Spuds.
How bad must the backup be?
Some cunt called Kinsky
This just in
Spuds are really bad
Tudor about to bring Vicario on. Talk about a suspect decision blowing up in your face.
Nastassja Kinski in goal.
This is beautiful. I am crying with laughter.
Jesus Christ
Why drop vicario
I fucking love this keeper
LOL
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Calamity again. They're so shit.
Lol Tottenham down 2 goals now.
Fucking hell apparently a goal keeper balls up....wasn't Vicario dropped?
How bad must the backup be?
Fucking hell apparently a goal keeper balls up....wasn't Vicario dropped?
Arse
Spuds losing already. LOL
Joe Hart’s voice makes me question the benefits of my existence
The sort of cunt you see outside a bar in magaluf, offering free shots and shouting loudly about a 'pussy buffet'
Joe Hart’s voice makes me question the benefits of my existence
Osimhen, Kvaradona and Elliot Anderson in this summer
Just think when he signs for us....
NB will combust!
Haha
Gabby Jesus + 50 mil
Heard osimhen is on crazy wages though
Probably is.
Every time I see him doing well I think: NB!
Just think when he signs for us....
Haha
Gabby Jesus + 50 mil
Heard osimhen is on crazy wages though
Was just going to write that everytime I see the guy I realise how good he is an absolute nuisance workmate goal threat aerially as well , pace strength.
Work rate … both are good.
Osimhen is an absolute nightmare to play against
Was just going to write that everytime I see the guy I realise how good he is an absolute nuisance workmate goal threat aerially as well , pace strength.
Osimhen is an absolute nightmare to play against
Just think when he signs for us....
Osimhen is an absolute nightmare to play against
What number do you think Doku will wear when he joins within the next 2 years?
😂😂 you dick
Think Galatasary need a 2nd to take back to Anfield
Yeah mos def these leaky muthafuckas will not survive Anfield with only a goal..
This Galatasaray team have the most random jersey numbers .. 45 , 77 , 99 ..
What number do you think Doku will wear when he joins within the next 2 years?
This Galatasaray team have the most random jersey numbers .. 45 , 77 , 99 ..
Have they blamed Thatcher yet?
Heh
Have they blamed Thatcher yet?
Was it handball? Didn't see it
Yes, for sure. Twice.
Was it handball? Didn't see it
Of course now we have Matterface now talking bollocks about whether it should have been given as handball.
Think Galatasary need a 2nd to take back to Anfield
Should be VARd for handball...
Please
Should be VARd for handball...
Watching an Indian stream where the video is a full 30 seconds behind the audio. It’s a magical experience. Honestly, it’s just like watching a movie with a friend who has already seen it and aggressi...
Got the var decision before the ball hit the back of the net. Heh
Watching an Indian stream where the video is a full 30 seconds behind the audio. It’s a magical experience. Honestly, it’s just like watching a movie with a friend who has already seen it and aggressi...
Heh
The bloke they gave offside didn't touch the ball or affect the play.
2-0 Gala! Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!
Ossshhhhhh
2-0 Gala! Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!
My stream/connection is struggling now though so might miss it.
Watching an Indian stream where the video is a full 30 seconds behind the audio. It’s a magical experience. Honestly, it’s just like watching a movie with a friend who has already seen it and aggressively spoils the jump scares right before they happen.
I'm hearing the dramatic explosion while I'm still watching a guy peacefully sip his chai.
Heh
I am getting further into that bottle before going downstairs for supper later. :-) Cheers!
Sláinte
Still can't get over Blogs pronouncing his R's as "Orr"
Ah right, nice.
Have to admit 'a man called Shannon called' made me laugh. I l mean, I guess she had an inkling that was not your actual name either but that I would know.
Lol!
If only. I have to admit that it was not easier to understand everyone all the time today during the afternoon meeting. Some of your lot speak Irishly very very fast.
(and yes we DID talk about the rugby at lunch time ;-))
I'm off to Co.Down later in the year Shannon.
Hint Hint
Heh jackster...not my neck of the woods ; )
Happy you had a good time ollie
I am getting further into that bottle before going downstairs for supper later. :-) Cheers!
I live on the shores of Lough Derg (top end in Co. Tipp), on the Shannon river system (my back garden basically)...dived, skied, sailed, swum, fished, and commuted to work on the lough/river.
Ah right, nice.
Have to admit 'a man called Shannon called' made me laugh. I l mean, I guess she had an inkling that was not your actual name either but that I would know.
I heartily recommend Kilmurry Lodge Hotel if anyone has to stay around here by the way.
Ideal for me 10 min walk from work, so that makes it all easier.
Happy you had a good time ollie
Haha :-)
*shocked you're not in Shannon*
I live on the shores of Lough Derg (top end in Co. Tipp), on the Shannon river system (my back garden basically)...dived, skied, sailed, swum, fished, and commuted to work on the lough/river.
I heartily recommend Kilmurry Lodge Hotel if anyone has to stay around here by the way.
Ideal for me 10 min walk from work, so that makes it all easier.
Say hello to my sister. She lives over dere
All roight.
Say hello to my sister. She lives over dere
My stream/connection is struggling now though so might miss it.
Wouldn't mind a torreira goal
oh yes
Wouldn't mind a torreira goal
Seen any leprechauns yet?
No :-(
Bizarrely, in The Ball's Pond Road, Quite a lot of sunshine, actually. no rain at all today.
No rain forecast until Thursday/Friday, Missis!
*woowaves*
(hearing everything in my head with an Irish accent now :-O)
Seen any leprechauns yet?
With the rough end of a pineapple
I'm off to Co.Down later in the year Shannon.
Hint Hint
Jack O'ster!
I'm off to Co.Down later in the year Shannon.
Hint Hint
Bizarrely, in The Ball's Pond Road, Quite a lot of sunshine, actually. no rain at all today.
Wirtz has been in twice and has been cack in front of goal
Liverpool should be three up in the first ten minutes. Gala keep giving the ball to them in their own box.
(hearing everything in my head with an Irish accent now :-O)
I think I might be finishing work (from the hotel now) just in time for the first football match.
And in a shocking development....it's raining now.
It's OK, I was not planning to go into town this evening (still fairly tired), I might try tomorrow (finishing early).
I live in Tipp, so it's erm ....no distance to Tipperary
Haha :-)
*shocked you're not in Shannon*
Just had a look at a map....it's a short way to Tipperary.
I live in Tipp, so it's erm ....no distance to Tipperary
Just had a look at a map....it's a short way to Tipperary.
Kyle Walker has retired from international football.
The list of players retiring from international football while having no more chance of being selected, dating back from one Andrew Cole, is quite long....
Aye where the fuck is white
Maybe we hired Steve Holland when nobody was paying attention
No sign of Odegaard or White though.. I'm getting worried about the latter
Aye where the fuck is white
Have we signed/sold anyone? New injuries? (or injury news?)
Exhausted but essentially done with work today. Think I'll take it easy tonight.
Charlie boy watts says that cala and tross both were at training. There was a big Willy too
Great news
No sign of Odegaard or White though.. I'm getting worried about the latter
I assume that means Saliba, not that he snuck into the showers
Heh
I assume that means Saliba, not that he snuck into the showers
Charlie boy watts says that cala and tross both were at training. There was a big Willy too
Great news
Looking at Citeh’s fixtures it could really be brutal for them if they make it past Real Madrid and then face Bayern, with a trip to Hammers, us in the League Cup, Liverpool (FA cup) sandwiched in bet...
tough call. I want them to have overwhelming match congestion but at the same time I want them out of every competition... can't have it both ways.
I bought a ticket from a tout for the 1980 cup final. A nice policeman said he saw me and confiscated it. I wonder how many other times that ticket got sold that day.
heh, the copper got a tenner kick-back each time.
Surely it's one of those Port House ones. They take oil to a new level in there. I'd say this war is really impacting them.
What a draw for Arsenal. But we deserve it after years of bum draws.
this! it seems like we're long overdue after seemingly getting shafted draw after draw for what feels like decades.
Arse.
My FA Cup-related ire and quest for revenge will always be centred on Liverpool and that fucking travesty in 2001. Henchoz stopping a goal on the line with his fucking hands, the world's most ...
This brings back memories, I dyed my hair red the day before, got the train to Cardiff, came back devastated and jun tears somehow ended up in Southall of all places on my way back to Osterley and ended up bumping into and kissing the quiet girl from work, which was a mistake as she then managed to shed the ‘quiet’ girl image by telling everyone
Stephane Cunting Henchoz has a lot to answer for
What the fuck is Wilson even thinking of, writing an article on that. Idiot.
As a counter point to my earlier post, there were plenty of scousers backing us on the comments.
heh... well shit. Looking at his headline I was actually interested in the article because I've been genuinely curious why so many non-Arsenal not-¢11eh fans so strongly prefer the cheating rats... but after your follow-up comment I'm dreading it.
I don't entirely buy the "if ¢115eh win, it doesn't matter" argument. When they win it DOES matter because it's terrible for the game. Every self-respecting non-¢115eh fan should be cheering against them at all times.
I remember the 1980 cup final. I was working in a supermarket called Key Markets (a down market Kwik Save) in the evenings on Monday, Thursday and Friday, and on Saturday 9am-5pm whilst at at school.
...
Absolutely love this
Arse
well in, peace!
The media will spin it as lucky but looking at the remaining contenders our chances of getting a draw that we'd be reasonably happy with were actually not too bad, better than 50/50.
I'd argue that rather than us getting lucky, ¢115eh and Liverpool got UNlucky but they're cunts so fuck 'em
Looking at Citeh’s fixtures it could really be brutal for them if they make it past Real Madrid and then face Bayern, with a trip to Hammers, us in the League Cup, Liverpool (FA cup) sandwiched in between our League game with them, then away to Chelsea before us in the league.
With that, do we want them to beat Real and be on a high, or stuff their CL dreams and be more focused on domestic issues?
I bought a ticket from a tout for the 1980 cup final. A nice policeman said he saw me and confiscated it. I wonder how many other times that ticket got sold that day.
So I Apple map’d Camden Street in Dublin to check out the scene and found a Jewish history museum. Looks like it’s how people lived similar to the tenement museum in NY.
Makes me want to come back to Dublin.
Well in GP
Well vendetta'd Blogs
Great stories. I've got a dismal FA Cup finals record personally, having been to the losses against Ipswich and West Ham but missing the Alan Sunderland in between. Was still amazing on the telly though. That Scunts one in Cardiff also went sour despite the wild time we all had in the limo. It always seems a bit more palatable somehow when you're actually there but the Tractor Boys nightmare was just horrid horrid horrid...
You want to steal the car stereos of every West Ham supporter?
No, I just want Arsenal to Hammer the Hammers whenever they play them. I will however be "supporting" the twats on Saturday!
A day to remember....for all the wrong reasons!
Exactly
It's sad, I still feel aggrieved about this incident 46 years later. It doesnt reflect well on me. The guy may well be dead, but fuck him!
Well I think you are the righteous protagonist of that story.
I'm with Blogs on this about revenge. I went to this game at Wembley and to add to my disappointment of losing the game some cunt nicked my car stereo while I was at the game, so revenge is high on my...
You want to steal the car stereos of every West Ham supporter?
I see Joey Barton has been arrested again.
The police should stop persecuting a man of such moral standing.
I'm with Blogs on this about revenge. I went to this game at Wembley and to add to my disappointment of losing the game some cunt nicked my car stereo while I was at the game, so revenge is high on my...
A day to remember....for all the wrong reasons!
This is a much much better story than mine.
It's sad, I still feel aggrieved about this incident 46 years later. It doesnt reflect well on me. The guy may well be dead, but fuck him!
I remember the 1980 cup final. I was working in a supermarket called Key Markets (a down market Kwik Save) in the evenings on Monday, Thursday and Friday, and on Saturday 9am-5pm whilst at at school.
...
This is a much much better story than mine.
That picture of him with Ted Drake must be one of Blogs' most treasured possessions.
I think the photograph of Arthur Askey, along with the life sized portrait 12" x 6" of the hilarious comic, is the most valuable possession.
I remember the 1980 cup final. I was working in a supermarket called Key Markets (a down market Kwik Save) in the evenings on Monday, Thursday and Friday, and on Saturday 9am-5pm whilst at at school.
...
I'm with Blogs on this about revenge. I went to this game at Wembley and to add to my disappointment of losing the game some cunt nicked my car stereo while I was at the game, so revenge is high on my priority if by some miracle a repeat of this final should occur 😡
ArseWiG peace
This was a funny blog to wake up to.
The first tapas I remember were the various plates on display in Pamplona pubs in 1990.
As a 21 year old yank with none of the Spanish at my lips I wasn’t sure how to order them and was too embarrassed to try. What a loser I was. They did look yummy.
I was all set to run with the bulls the next day but fell ill and spent the whole night sitting against a monument outside in the square listening to the revelers singing the Ole song. No bueno!
I remember the 1980 cup final. I was working in a supermarket called Key Markets (a down market Kwik Save) in the evenings on Monday, Thursday and Friday, and on Saturday 9am-5pm whilst at at school.
I wasn't allowed to take Saturday off, so I couldn't watch the match. I avoided any discussion about the match, and used every excuse possible to replenish stocks by rushing off to the store room to keep away from customers and staff. I was confident of a handsome victory that I could savour at home when watching the highlights. As I went to the canteen for the last break of the day, an obnoxious member of staff from butchery (back in the day when staff would actually cut pieces of meat to order) ran to me celebrating that Trevor Brooking had scored.....with a fucking header. Decades later, I still resent that piece of shit for telling me, when every other staff member knew I was an Arsenal fan and didn't want to know the score. He was in his mid 30s.
Now, I'm not a vindictive or petty man (ahem) but I engaged in several months of publicly taking the piss out of 'Mr Butcher', often in front of his wife, who also worked in the shop.
It all got a bit much for him and he exploded in front of all staff in the canteen, responding to a comment I made about a long story about his 'Hells Angel friends'. When he completed his saga, I just observed 'except, none of that happened did it?'
He ranted and raved and threatened to "kick [my] head in", whilst I was smiling.
We both got a verbal warning. It was a part time job whilst I was at school so it didn't bother me - nor did the manager's warning that the warning would be "on [my] file" for my future employment 🤣🤣
Bloody Hell Buckagh. Do you get your information from TalkShite?
We all know from our time on the arses, and supported by public documents, that Blogs is a spritely 75.
That picture of him with Ted Drake must be one of Blogs' most treasured possessions.
Bloody Hell Buckagh. Do you get your information from TalkShite?
We all know from our time on the arses, and supported by public documents, that Blogs is a spritely 75.
😭
Who gives a fuck about the neutrals, spineless fucks all of them,
With the correct attitude, (and football) we will beat Southampton .
Blogs I thought you were sixty a few weeks ago!!?
Bloody Hell Buckagh. Do you get your information from TalkShite?
We all know from our time on the arses, and supported by public documents, that Blogs is a spritely 75.
Oh yes! This.
I was going to write the same. For all the pain, gloating and stick suffered recently with our nearly men, and those of the end of Wenger years, nothing compares to the shit I (and I’m ...
I was on our cricket team's end of year piss up in a 3-pub backwater on the west coast of NZ. Kickoff was the traditional 3am local time, we'd convinced a publican to sell us 100 more beers at close, took them back to the hotel and watched the game. I was the only one with a dog in the fight, so they all cheered Liverpool. At full-time, 14 cunts piling on top of me gleefully, rabbit punches to the gut, leering pissed faces gurning me into the 1960s carpet. 5am, time for bed. Cried myself to sleep (probably). Genuine candidate for Worst Night Ever.
lol. with the process of elimination it is Camden street and I reckon I know the one you're on about. Frickin extortionate these days. Portions are tiny.
Technically Wexford St, but yeah ;)
No! Not quite as central ...
lol. with the process of elimination it is Camden street and I reckon I know the one you're on about. Frickin extortionate these days. Portions are tiny.
Arse.
My FA Cup-related ire and quest for revenge will always be centred on Liverpool and that fucking travesty in 2001. Henchoz stopping a goal on the line with his fucking hands, the world's most ...
Oh yes! This.
I was going to write the same. For all the pain, gloating and stick suffered recently with our nearly men, and those of the end of Wenger years, nothing compares to the shit I (and I’m sure many of you all) got from this game.
The Hammers final hurt, yes, but I was still at primary school then, and not surrounded by complete twats dishing out crap.
Andrew - was that tapas place on cows lane by any chance? had a few run ins with the woman there too
No! Not quite as central ...
Andrew - was that tapas place on cows lane by any chance? had a few run ins with the woman there too
Love holding the grudge against restaurants. Glad it’s not just me
Surely it's one of those Port House ones. They take oil to a new level in there. I'd say this war is really impacting them.
What a draw for Arsenal. But we deserve it after years of bum draws.
Not those either. The one I'm talking about is very close to one of the Port House places that has closed down recently.
Surely it's one of those Port House ones. They take oil to a new level in there. I'd say this war is really impacting them.
What a draw for Arsenal. But we deserve it after years of bum draws.
Blogs if the tapas restaurant is called Salamanca then I can indeed confirm that your wishes came through (prawns not mussels though)! Respect the grudge holding though, I’ll send you my blacklist for...
It is not that one!
Blogs if the tapas restaurant is called Salamanca then I can indeed confirm that your wishes came through (prawns not mussels though)! Respect the grudge holding though, I’ll send you my blacklist for your to work your magic again
good luck at work.
you know we're not playing today?
Ah, I thought it was today. I'm working same time tomorrow anyway, so same, same!
Well in GP
Especially love this today blogs, I was born in 1980 and my dad and older bro always ALWAYS, used to talk about this fa cup final as possibly the biggest disappointment ever, I remember my dads views on it well and sadly he’s been gone over 20 years now
So anything that reminds me of him is always appreciated, thank you for making me smile, Wet Spam in the final please
if someone asked me what being a 'real' football fan was about, i'd simply direct them to this article.
It's an outwardly irrational & long held hatred of a club or player based on the slight they once did to your team, and there for by extension you.... for basically doing their job....
Arse.
My FA Cup-related ire and quest for revenge will always be centred on Liverpool and that fucking travesty in 2001. Henchoz stopping a goal on the line with his fucking hands, the world's most ...
This!
I've never forgotten about this. We were fucking robbed!
Never mind modern streams jamming, my memory of the 1980 FA Cup final was going to my cousin’s house in Clapton to watch it and their television having that old aerial on top and we couldn’t get a pro...
good luck at work.
you know we're not playing today?
In other news, the nation's piss is simmering at the prospect of an Arsenal title-winning season. The Northern hordes are particularly splenetic. I really hope we turn the gas up to full so as to reac...
What the fuck is Wilson even thinking of, writing an article on that. Idiot.
As a counter point to my earlier post, there were plenty of scousers backing us on the comments.
Heh! I’m kinda ok with it. You’re all spared my minute-by-minute dooming!
Arse.
My FA Cup-related ire and quest for revenge will always be centred on Liverpool and that fucking travesty in 2001. Henchoz stopping a goal on the line with his fucking hands, the world's most overrated forward stealing it from us late on. I've pretty much disliked those cunts ever since.
Well in gpeace. Be lucky 🍀☮️
Never mind modern streams jamming, my memory of the 1980 FA Cup final was going to my cousin’s house in Clapton to watch it and their television having that old aerial on top and we couldn’t get a pro...
Woe is me!!
Never mind modern streams jamming, my memory of the 1980 FA Cup final was going to my cousin’s house in Clapton to watch it and their television having that old aerial on top and we couldn’t get a proper signal so had to watch the match through snow and static and barely got a picture. The frustration was compounded by the loss. Having missed the 78 final through having a holy communion and watched the 79 final at home it impressed in me some superstition about needing to watch it on a good screen. That’s now been reversed as it’s my first day of my new job, starting at 3pm finishing at 11pm. Will resist the urge to check my phone until I get back home. Come on Arsenal, do what needs to be done!
Who gives a fuck about the neutrals, spineless fucks all of them,
With the correct attitude, (and football) we will beat Southampton .
Blogs I thought you were sixty a few weeks ago!!?
Get to fuck!
Arse. Well in gpeace
Have we opened fresh contract talks with the shamans that we hired in the summer to appease the gods? While they can do more on the injury front, their work on the draw front has...
Who gives a fuck about the neutrals, spineless fucks all of them,
With the correct attitude, (and football) we will beat Southampton .
Blogs I thought you were sixty a few weeks ago!!?
Arse. Well in gpeace
Have we opened fresh contract talks with the shamans that we hired in the summer to appease the gods? While they can do more on the injury front, their work on the draw front has been excellent.
In other news, the nation's piss is simmering at the prospect of an Arsenal title-winning season. The Northern hordes are particularly splenetic. I really hope we turn the gas up to full so as to reach a rolling boil come May.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/…Arse. Well in, GP. Morning, all.
Pedant alert. Mavrapanos would injure six players rather than injuries them. My apologies.
I see he scored the winning penalty last night. The failed Panenka from Outtara was a hoot.
"I don’t think this will actually happen, but..."
Thanks for that clarification, blogs!
arse!
well in gpeace!!
morning all!!!
Arse. Well in gpeace.
Morning all.