They should change their club motto to “ Misery Loves Company “
No, you love their misery... That's different.
They should change their club motto to “ Misery Loves Company “
I love them: they give me joy!
No, you love their misery... That's different.
I love them: they give me joy!
Morning, Spurs lovers. :-D
Excuse me!
We do not love Sp*rs!
Morning, Spurs lovers. :-D
Reality's dawning on my Spuds mate:
"I’ve given up on Sp*rs. We’re a complete disgrace and I don’t know how we’re going to win any more matches. I guess we have to start looking forward to playing Stoke, Norwich, WBA, Preston North End, Cardiff etc etc. Then the following season Accrington Stanley, Leyton Orient (derby). I’m lost for words.-"
And to make a fun fact even funner, 1935 saw Arsenal champions and Sp*rs relegated
History rhymes. And this would be a sweet melody, indeed! 🎻🎶
BBC: Spuds "remain the only Premier League side without a victory in 2026. Their 11-match winless league run is the club's longest since 1935, when they went 15 games without winning."
And to make a fun fact even funner, 1935 saw Arsenal champions and Sp*rs relegated
BBC: Spuds "remain the only Premier League side without a victory in 2026. Their 11-match winless league run is the club's longest since 1935, when they went 15 games without winning."
We all know who has been the visionary driving this club
Sure, it's a giggle but the NLD is one of the few matches with a half-decent atmos...
So glad we got rid of these frauds!
There's a lot of fun to be had on YouTube this evening! lol
Late to the party....but fuck me.
LOL!!!!!!!!
This is the May 2024 debt being called in
Cheering your own team to lose, you sold your souls.
O'Hara & Cuntdy:
"Don't concentrate on Arsenal. There in a different league to us."
Will be soon!
Heh!
From BBC Sport: "Spurs have conceded two or more goals in nine successive league matches for the first time in their history."
HAHAHAHA
The gift that keeps on giving
Let’s not get carried away
We’ve got bigger fish to fry
But it will be so so funny if it happens 😂
O'Hara & Cuntdy:
"Don't concentrate on Arsenal. There in a different league to us."
Will be soon!
HAHAHAHA
The gift that keeps on giving
Let’s not get carried away
We’ve got bigger fish to fry
But it will be so so funny if it happens 😂
I just watched a clip of Xpressions' watch along and he called Vicario "an Italian hologram in goal"... LMAO
Spurs must have thought that CL final was the crest of a sea change.
What must they think now, the jacket potatoes. There's going to be Spur fan diaspora like what happened with the Irish potato blig...
Poch gets a lot of love but it comes down to two generational players in Son and Kane basically.
Expressions should be put on suicide watch
We win the league and they get relegated in the same season. Fuck me thats odds on to happen right now.
Spurs must have thought that CL final was the crest of a sea change.
What must they think now, the jacket potatoes. There's going to be Spur fan diaspora like what happened with the Irish potato blight.
OK I am off to celebrate. Laters all!
COYGs!!!
Ange must be having a larf over a brew with Thomas the Tank.
Two men one Arsenal cup
We win the league and they get relegated in the same season. Fuck me thats odds on to happen right now.
2-1 odds. 5000-1 last August
We win the league and they get relegated in the same season. Fuck me thats odds on to happen right now.
Spuds do have a much superior goal difference, though.
Lol the inferior win ratio annu 2026 is all that will matter..
Expressions should be put on suicide watch
Ange must be having a larf over a brew with Thomas the Tank.
Spuds do have a much superior goal difference, though.
Nobody comes remotely close to how bad their form is.
"Dese man are getting relegated brudder."
Loses his shit when Vinai is on the screen.
Spuds do have a much superior goal difference, though.
Expressions should be put on suicide watch
Hahaha
Longest winless run since Terry Neil in 1975. Top work, lads!
Expressions should be put on suicide watch
It's between Spam, Forrest, Spuds and Leeds for the final relegation spot. There's no hope for Wolves and Burnley.
Spam 28
Forrest 28
Spuds 29
Leeds 31
Only team in that list I see them beating is themselves 🤔
LOL Vinai was stealing a living with us and flipped that into running Spuds
Doing a sterling job.
Mourinho was shameless about winning the Conference League with Roma.
Maybe if Tottenham can sell the Championship the right way...
Vinai basically got VISIT RWANDA on our sleeves and got hired to run Spuds
Agent Vinai.
Fucking South Asian Johnny English.
Where is my Arsenal mug .. I think I’ll apply for the manager job .. basically a timeshare not sure I’ll have to take leave or inform my current employer.
LOL Vinai was stealing a living with us and flipped that into running Spuds
It's between Spam, Forrest, Spuds and Leeds for the final relegation spot. There's no hope for Wolves and Burnley.
Spam 28
Forrest 28
Spuds 29
Leeds 31
I'd do what I used to do as a kid and score a load of OGs ha
As a CB I scored my fair share of own goals haha
Swap Venables with Vegetables?
I'd do what I used to do as a kid and score a load of OGs ha
A spoonful of sugar makes the Venables go down!
Bravo sp2!
One of the all time great forgotten chants, that.
Would have been their best player
Not saying much, to be fair.
Lord Sugar was right: the "whole bloody team should be fired."
A spoonful of sugar makes the Venables go down!
Lord Sugar was right: the "whole bloody team should be fired."
Bergvall looks pretty decent
Nice blazer, rate the hair.
Would have been their best player
I'd be their best player
Playing The Editors in the toilet bowl now. Things have gotten bad.
Bergvall looks pretty decent
Imagine Eze joined that lot.
Would have been their best player
BBC
Spurs midfielder Lucas Bergvall, who is currently sidelined looks pretty glum down near the technical area.
He could be playing against Lincoln City next season if Tottenham don't arrest this sl...
lolz
BTW I've never heard of Igor Tudor in my life
BBC
Spurs midfielder Lucas Bergvall, who is currently sidelined looks pretty glum down near the technical area.
He could be playing against Lincoln City next season if Tottenham don't arrest this slump quickly.
Should stay where he is. He won’t have trouble getting tickets to see them
They won’t be able to watch them from home ..
Yeah it’s like the ”stop his already dead” meme
But keep going some more
Imagine Eze joined that lot.
BTW I've never heard of Igor Tudor in my life
The Championship is very competitive I hear
Lincoln City away...tough trip.
They actually should get him, not joking
The Championship is very competitive I hear
Bring me the tears of Jamie O'Hara! 😭
Aye to use as lube
The cries for Redknapp... such nonsense.
David Pleat is the man for this job.
Yes. His kerb-crawling days are over, for sure!
Bruh this lot is defeated lol. I almost feel bad.
Yeah it’s like the ”stop his already dead” meme
But keep going some more
The cries for Redknapp... such nonsense.
David Pleat is the man for this job.
Haha
The close-ups of all the fans
Tip the cameraman
Igor Tudor out!
Big Sam come on son
Dyche in!
Bring me the tears of Jamie O'Hara! 😭
Igor Tudor out!
Big Sam come on son
The close-ups of all the fans
Bruh this lot is defeated lol. I almost feel bad.
Nah. Never.
These shots of lone upset fans are beautiful!!!!
Bruh this lot is defeated lol. I almost feel bad.
Don‘t go there
Bruh this lot is defeated lol. I almost feel bad.
No you don’t
The cries for Redknapp... such nonsense.
David Pleat is the man for this job.
Bruh this lot is defeated lol. I almost feel bad.
Don't do it
Nah he plays for Palace now lol
Ooooh yeah 😂😂😂 ömissed that
Bruh this lot is defeated lol. I almost feel bad.
You’re joking but ……
Wait and see
Should stay where he is. He won’t have trouble getting tickets to see them
A bunch of fat chinless ghouls
And then there's their fans.
BBC Sport: Only in 1935 (first 15 games) have Tottenham endured a longer winless run in league football to open a calendar year than their 11 matches so far in 2026.
Fuck me, how ugly are them cunts
A bunch of fat chinless ghouls
Maybe he is the one player with a clause in contract
Nah he plays for Palace now lol
I woke up early in Japan just to tune in for the boos.
Damn Brennan Johnson on laughs and smiles
Maybe he is the one player with a clause in contract
You’re joking but ……
Wait and see
Oh I'm dead serious. Don't sign up for this shit.
Some guy hitting the crack pipe
The Korean fans should just pack it in. Sonny is gone... nobody will notice if you switch teams now lol.
You’re joking but ……
Wait and see
Damn Brennan Johnson on laughs and smiles
Going from bad to better as far as I can tell
The Korean fans should just pack it in. Sonny is gone... nobody will notice if you switch teams now lol.
Was thinking this lol. Shorter flight to LA FC.
Let's all laugh at Tot'num
Let's all laugh at Tot'num
Lalalala Lalalala!
Fuck me, how ugly are them cunts
Some guy hitting the crack pipe
seriously man what are you doing
You're going down again, you're going down again, you're going down down down down down again.
Woooh I think it’s happening..
They're playing Dakota at FT that's so funny "I can't see where we are going now" lol
That's because they're in the danger zone.
Heh
The Korean fans should just pack it in. Sonny is gone... nobody will notice if you switch teams now lol.
Hahaha
Kenny Loggins looks upset.
That's because they're in the danger zone.
The Korean fans should just pack it in. Sonny is gone... nobody will notice if you switch teams now lol.
Neither Vinai or Edu have covered themselves in glory since leaving
They carried on as they were then.
He really is a spitting image of Bizzy Bone lmao
Those faces in that crowd. Oh boy.
Kenny Loggins looks upset.
Neither Vinai or Edu have covered themselves in glory since leaving
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're paying him millions. He's taking them for a ride.
I've still no idea who the fuck Tudor is, but he does look familiar
Could have been the fella who knocked my door last week offering to tarmac my driveway
They do have a fuck ton of players out but damn
If he takes them down he should get a statue at the Grove.
Fucking dickhead! he's where he belongs
Yes. Safe to say it has not worked out for Bizzy Bone.
He really is a spitting image of Bizzy Bone lmao
11 league games without a win hahahaha
Hahaha why waste time when you can just pass to the Palace player. Good thinking
Yes. Safe to say it has not worked out for Bizzy Bone.
It’s not all bad news for Spurs today, They’ve expanded the number of teams that can get into the playoffs next season so they’ve an outside chance of returning first time.
Haha
Such a stupid load of bullshit expanding that
Pure greed
Nathaniel Clyne gotta be 35 or something
Xavi looks perma confused.
He's thinking "they told me this was a big club!"
It’s not all bad news for Spurs today, They’ve expanded the number of teams that can get into the playoffs next season so they’ve an outside chance of returning first time.
Xavi looks perma confused.
Show pony. They got fleeced.
Xavi looks perma confused.
He should stop calling himself Xavi first
They're Sp*rs kids. Might as well learn now.
Xavi looks perma confused.
He's trying to remember the lyrics to Tha Crossroads
Some of these cunts have taken their kids to the game. You might as well keep them at home and water board them
Child abuse, that...
Xavi looks perma confused.
LOL those gonna be some discount Toilet Bowl tix in the Championship next season
It's diabolical blood. We are like Tom Petty we are Free Fallin blood.
Blood — the colour of our shirts!
This 2nd half has been shit
Do we really care though? Not even watching.
They are +8 and +12 on Forest and Ham, so that would take a lot.
Think positive! lol!
This 2nd half has been shit
It's diabolical blood. We are like Tom Petty we are Free Fallin blood.
Ya get me fam
Come on Palace get another one and help the GD!
They are +8 and +12 on Forest and Ham, so that would take a lot.
Expressions Oozing could be Oscar worthy tonight.
It's diabolical blood. We are like Tom Petty we are Free Fallin blood.
one of Leeds, Spuds, Forest or West Ham is going down which is kinda wild
Tottenham.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Expressions Oozing could be Oscar worthy tonight.
one of Leeds, Spuds, Forest or West Ham is going down which is kinda wild
I cannot wait for the boooooooos
Come on Palace get another one and help the GD!
Got to be worth putt a 100 on.
this league is about organization and discipline at the moment and there is no team lacking more in both departments than this lot
Some of these cunts have taken their kids to the game. You might as well keep them at home and water board them
That would actually be more humane.
Some of these cunts have taken their kids to the game. You might as well keep them at home and water board them
Lol
Some of these cunts have taken their kids to the game. You might as well keep them at home and water board them
Hahaha
Did the ref just award a foul against the ball?
Some of these cunts have taken their kids to the game. You might as well keep them at home and water board them
Got to be worth putt a 100 on.
+ing
this lot gotta be odds on to go down lol
Got to be worth putt a 100 on.
this lot gotta be odds on to go down lol
Radio Shack specials from 1983
Heh! It's so totally embarrassing. Then on the audio for the ref mic reviews we have to listen to some Manc ref that no one can understand because he congested and hasn't had his Halls menthols.
Richarlison will score the most useless goal and fight with someone to retrieve the ball quickly.
and while he's clucking away Palace will go up the other end and score another one
To do a good Rafael Scheidt!
Richarlison will score the most useless goal and fight with someone to retrieve the ball quickly.
What is the tech the refs are using in the prem? It is utter shit. Always failing.
Radio Shack specials from 1983
Must be some old remnants from Rumbelows
Hahaha! I miss those days.
This toilet bowl has a macerator for managers!!
Must be some old remnants from Rumbelows
comms problems again in the toilet.
The place needs flushing
if all goes according to plan they may have to because it's all they can afford playing in the Championship.
Not even they would touch him. Such a lacklustre player. I've watched Palace a few times this season, and I can't see what he offers. Sarr got rightly frustrated with him for that piss-poor ball when they had a break.
What is the tech the refs are using in the prem? It is utter shit. Always failing.
comms problems again in the toilet.
Richest league in the world
comms problems again in the toilet.
Palace fans singing "sacked in the morning"
Spuds are at Anfield next
Such performative nonsense from Porro.
It really was, 'don't blame me, I care'.
We need a cut to Vinai...chuckling
Where's Eddie to rub salt into the wounds?
Not even on the bench
Maybe Spuds should buy him then
if all goes according to plan they may have to because it's all they can afford playing in the Championship.
Where's Eddie to rub salt into the wounds?
Such performative nonsense from Porro.
I'll take any and all Spud fractures and fissures.
Bonus extra bundled with '6 minutes of glory'
Richarlison tattoos are horrendous
There are no good neck tats, but his are particularly awful.
Such performative nonsense from Porro.
Gallasian
Such performative nonsense from Porro.
Richarlison tattoos are horrendous
Suits him to a tee
Finished my day and had to log in to enjoy this.
Wasn't Solanke quite good before he joined Spuds?
Richarlison tattoos are horrendous
They match his Barnet, then!
Porro off. He looks upset.
So funny!
Richarlison tattoos are horrendous
Porro off. He looks upset.
Be nice to have the title wrapped up before we have to play Palace.
weren't too far away from 4!
Anyway.... Totteringham LOL!
😁
Anyway.... Totteringham LOL!
I really hope I live long enough to celebrate his demise. It will be some party.
Amen to that!!
They appropriate it to suit their own misguided interpretations. I am sure Jesus were he ever to pop back for visit, would disgusted. It's all about power, control and their White America-First Nation...
+ be
Guessand is shit, just shit.
Maybe Spuds should buy him then
Yeah, South Park has not been holding back.
The ones that claim to be Christian are the ones that annoy me. They're so disingenuous, and their brutal beliefs have nothing to do with Christianity or t...
They appropriate it to suit their own misguided interpretations. I am sure Jesus were he ever to pop back for visit, would disgusted. It's all about power, control and their White America-First Nationalism.
What's wrong with Agent Nketiah?
Guessand is shit, just shit.
That's the one. She was also caging human children and having her gangs of thugs shoot citizens.
Yeah, South Park has not been holding back.
The ones that claim to be Christian are the ones that annoy me. They're so disingenuous, and their brutal beliefs have nothing to do with Christianity or the teachings of Jesus.
The sad cunts that have stayed in the bog look so miserable I love it!
Evil Evil piece of human garbage
I really hope I live long enough to celebrate his demise. It will be some party.
That's the one. She was also caging human children and having her gangs of thugs shoot citizens.
Evil Evil piece of human garbage
Superb show. Keeps me sane. They are going all out to ridicule the orange pig.
I don't keep up with all the Trumpettes and their odd plastic surgery. I know there was that one that boasted about shooting a puppy.
That's the one. She was also caging human children and having her gangs of thugs shoot citizens.
Guessand is one of the worst footballers I've ever seen in the premier league. He has no presence, barely tackles, doesn't make any meaningful passes, seems to lose the ball a lot...can't see what he offers. No wonder Villa punted him out on loan to Palace.
But you know who she is and that she got canned by the Mango Clown?
I don't keep up with all the Trumpettes and their odd plastic surgery. I know there was that one that boasted about shooting a puppy.
You can't blow something that's not there!! 😄
Nah fuck that. A decision was made some years ago, and nothing that's happening now is going to make me reverse it.
We may have made the same decision at a cosmic level.
Spuddenham are just too funny.
Nah fuck that. A decision was made some years ago, and nothing that's happening now is going to make me reverse it.
But you know who she is and that she got canned by the Mango Clown?
Maybe a good time to start paying some attention to it, bleak as it is these days.
Nah fuck that. A decision was made some years ago, and nothing that's happening now is going to make me reverse it.
Two white Americans murdered in cold blood at the hands of a Republican government. Couldn't make it up, after all the years of claiming Obama waa going to take their guns.
The second amendment type...
Yep it is beyond disgusting and disgraceful. Those fucking "Don't tread on Me" flag waving camo-cunts are the ones doing the Government's hits.
Wow. Did she refuse him a blow job
You can't blow something that's not there!! 😄
Plus she approved of murdering two citizens in cold blood by a masked army calling them "Domestic Terrorists"
I hope gets congenital syphilis from her lover Corey Lewandowski.
Two white Americans murdered in cold blood at the hands of a Republican government. Couldn't make it up, after all the years of claiming Obama waa going to take their guns.
The second amendment types and those self-styled "patriots" have all been shown up for the shallow, hypocritical cos playing cunts they are.
But for what? I don't watch the news.
Maybe a good time to start paying some attention to it, bleak as it is these days.
Is there such a thing as a relegation parade?
and a DVD for everyone who attends
Plus she approved of murdering two citizens in cold blood by a masked army calling them "Domestic Terrorists"
I hope gets congenital syphilis from her lover Corey Lewandowski.
This
Pam Bondi is next...
It's fucking incredible how many people have sold their soul/ damaged their reputation and have no future to look forward to because they fall under Trump's corruption. Serves the...
all about the money, it's been a free for all. Spineless Senate should be fucking shot.
Is there such a thing as a relegation parade?
But for what? I don't watch the news.
Pam Bondi is next...
It's fucking incredible how many people have sold their soul/ damaged their reputation and have no future to look forward to because they fall under Trump's corruption. Serves them fucking right
She's a lying cunt, just like Trump
Plus she approved of murdering two citizens in cold blood by a masked army calling them "Domestic Terrorists"
I hope gets congenital syphilis from her lover Corey Lewandowski.
Kudos to whoever decided to schedule this on as a solitary game on a Thursday.
But for what? I don't watch the news.
I don't either. It's been downhill since 2016. I didn't appreciate so many of our fellow humans were such hateful cunts.
She's a lying cunt, just like Trump
THIS.
But for what? I don't watch the news.
Incompetence. He's moving her to a totally made up "Envoy" role.
But for what? I don't watch the news.
She's a lying cunt, just like Trump
He will try and stop the midterm elections in November, try to claim a national emergency due to the war he started.
CUNT
Because she did what he told her to do and she's taking the heat for it.
But for what? I don't watch the news.
Hahaha
I haven't been glued to the TV like this since the Richard Hillman finale
Haha
So many are so close to tears!!!!! yummy!!!!
Because she did what he told her to do and she's taking the heat for it.
100%
So many empty seats hahahaha!!!
Why did the orange balloon fire her?
Because she did what he told her to do and she's taking the heat for it.
What a glorious couple of days.....Spuds getting stuff and that cunt Kristi Noem fired.....love it
Wow. Did she refuse him a blow job
St Totters Day will be the first day of next season.
What a glorious couple of days.....Spuds getting stuff and that cunt Kristi Noem fired.....love it
Why did the orange balloon fire her?
Can see him at Brentford if they lose their starting CF.
As it happens I don’t think he’s good enough
At this point Spurs should stop worrying about the league and concentrate on the UCL. Can do something there.
What a glorious couple of days.....Spuds getting stuff and that cunt Kristi Noem fired.....love it
anyone want to fill in this fucking financial declaration form so the council pays for (some of) my dad's care home? pain in the arse.
Solanke trying to work out if Bournemouth will have him back again
Can see him at Brentford if they lose their starting CF.
Solanke trying to work out if Bournemouth will have him back again
Great band and great song.
Woking's finest.
Wow! Just came to the computer after dinner to see Spuds 3-1 down. And Van dr Ven, one of their better players, off and about to get suspended. Wow again!
They deserve this for May 2024
That debt has to be paid
In seven days time Spuds could find themselves in the bottom three
If they’d waited a few moments they would have seen her fighting back the tears
This is the best prime time entertainment since Phil Mitchell started shagging Sharon
Hahaha
I haven't been glued to the TV like this since the Richard Hillman finale
As the Jam sang, That's Entertainment.
Great band and great song.
Ejaculating air at this point
Thomas frank must be wanking 4 times a day with the same hard on
Hahaha!
Hahahaha they're showing poor cunts outside the stadium away home
Heard some kicking off on the mics, 'come on, then.'
As the Jam sang, That's Entertainment.
Just when you thought they couldn’t give any more joy..
This is the best prime time entertainment since Phil Mitchell started shagging Sharon
Hahahaha they're showing poor cunts outside the stadium away home
The cleaners will be able to get to work early
The scences!!!! People pouring out of of the toilet bowl like they've been flushed!
Tudor's Spurs have not won since the Plantaginates.
Plantagenets
Tudor's Spurs have not won since the Plantaginates.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They'll have to lay on early trains out of there
They’ll all be lying on the tracks
Hahahaha they're showing poor cunts outside the stadium away home
They'll have to lay on early trains out of there
Holy fuck
Doctor Tottenham
North London Link is full right now.
They're all leaving!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Better and better. Tudor out!!
A clone mix of Ferguson and Pep could not save this lot
Better and better. Tudor out!!
Wharton has an eye for a pass
Sit down if you’re going down
Heh
Thomas frank must be wanking 4 times a day with the same hard on
Only just got home. Can't wait to see the "highlights" at half-time.
Rapidly turning into a near perfect set of results
Delicious!
Van Der Plan id there best player and he's been sent off.
Rapidly turning into a near perfect set of results
Igor is going to go back to Transylvania.
Good. It has to be better than this utter nonsense. The game needs more goals, Advantage to the attacking team, FFS.
Unless its against us..... then its every mm counts
Arsené's daylight rule for offside being tested in Canada...
Will probably lead to even more clubs playing a low block.
Arsené's daylight rule for offside being tested in Canada...
Good. It has to be better than this utter nonsense. The game needs more goals, Advantage to the attacking team, FFS.
Tottenham 1-0 Crystal Palace
Joe Rindl
BBC Sport
This stadium was rocking. You can now hear a pin drop.
Why did Micky van de Ven do that?
For shits and giggles hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Playing with Romero has turned VdV into a reckless twat with mashed potato for a brain
Thought that just happened the moment you sign for the Spuds
Ah OK. It was a violent arm grab. LOL
Lol
VAR was accurate, it is the law that is fucked up.
Arsené's daylight rule for offside being tested in Canada...
Playing with Romero has turned VdV into a reckless twat with mashed potato for a brain
No, I think only one.
Three is for violent conduct
Ah OK. It was a violent arm grab. LOL
Van der When off with a straight red means a three game suspension?
Not to worry. They have Dragusin to call upon
Van der When off with a straight red means a three game suspension?
Not violent conduct so that makes it 1
Van der When off with a straight red means a three game suspension?
No, I think only one.
Three is for violent conduct
Should be 2-1!
Fucking VAR
VAR was accurate, it is the law that is fucked up.
Haha wonder what that talksport tart Abbi is thinking
Should be 2-1!
Fucking VAR
Van der When off with a straight red means a three game suspension?
DOCTOR TOTTENHAM WITH A TONIC
fuck this shit. they score
Offside law needs to be revised methinks.
That is one of the worst decisions I've ever seen.
His forehead is ahead, absurd, as if he can head it from there. CUNTS.
That is crazy, he's behind the ball.
nose offside? fuck off
That is crazy, he's behind the ball.
VAR are trying to cross this one off. Fuckers. He was behind the ball FFS.
Lovely deflection over the keeper.
Hahaha like a goal from us
Almost as sweet.
Get the fuck in!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.
Hahaha like a goal from us
Get the fuck in!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.
Would still take him over Tel
Heh.
Ah, I see that he died at 80, in 2023
Would still take him over Tel
Hah, he has to be 80, if he's still around.
Ah, I see that he died at 80, in 2023
That guy Tel is shite
I'd rather have fuckin El Tel than him
There are very few that are not shite in that team.
That guy Tel is shite
I'd rather have fuckin El Tel than him
El Tel a legend.......Always something afoot
That guy Tel is shite
I'd rather have fuckin El Tel than him
Hah, he has to be 80, if he's still around.
That guy Tel is shite
I'd rather have fuckin El Tel than him
Booomer! I am a year behind ya!
63 this year bud
Booomer! I am a year behind ya!
when it comes to maths ;-P
I'm gen fucking old
I think I'm Genx...you probably mean GenZ or Millennials, but my maths is shit and I am GenZ.
when it comes to maths ;-P
Genx and basic math, They'd be fucked with pounds shillings and pence
I think I'm Genx...you probably mean GenZ or Millennials, but my maths is shit and I am GenZ.
Genx and basic math, They'd be fucked with pounds shillings and pence
Millennial lol.
A win 3 points and a draw 2 points left on the table = 5 points
Genx and basic math, They'd be fucked with pounds shillings and pence
A win 3 points and a draw 2 points left on the table = 5 points
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! 🤦 brain did not compute lol! Thanks!
We win the league, Spuds get relegated I would die with a smile and a hardon like I died making love to Margot Robbie in full Harley Quinn mode!!!!!
Back in a bit
They've been close already!
Btw how have Brighton taken 5 points off citeh? That confused me!
A win 3 points and a draw 2 points left on the table = 5 points
They've been close already!
Btw how have Brighton taken 5 points off citeh? That confused me!
cum on the Eagles!!!!
I'm kinky like that
Heh, time to claw the chickens!
cum on the Eagles!!!!
I'm kinky like that
Spam's Summerville looks very useful. Might be worth Declan having a word to see if he wants to make a move.
Ruel Foxerville
Spam's Summerville looks very useful. Might be worth Declan having a word to see if he wants to make a move.
Hope he destroys C115eh but hope he's injured when we go there
Spam's Summerville looks very useful. Might be worth Declan having a word to see if he wants to make a move.
Such a great thought that when we get butterflies about an upcoming game it’s because we are in a strong position to win the league. For all the Spuddies it’s because they are shitting themselves over the risk of relegation
Why is the Brighton manager always on his menstrual cycle when we play them!? 🤔
I didn't get one either. Absolute cunts.
:(
That bald cunt 100% knows what's going on with the 115.
His "holier than thou" act fools no-one and he's completely complicent in everything, no mater how much he denies it.
Aye he's full of shit. Full to the bald brim
I didn't get one either. Absolute cunts.
Fucking disgraceful.
I don't hate him per se, just that I hate the entire 115 institution more. I see Pep as a clown character rather than an irritating prick type like Hurzler. Unlike Pep who's won it all, that Brighton ...
That bald cunt 100% knows what's going on with the 115.
His "holier than thou" act fools no-one and he's completely complicent in everything, no mater how much he denies it.
League Cup final:
Due to overwhelming demand in the previous sales windows, there will not be a silver ballot for this fixture.
Where were you when we were shit?
I didn't get one either. Absolute cunts.
Lose by 7 runs. Not a disgrace by the batters for once.
Incredible batting from England and Bethel. Just a bit too far to chase.
Just realising I might already have gone to my last match for the season :-s
Two ballots to go (well three if you count Newcastle, but that's likely going to move, so not sure I will apply), unless a FA Cup match brings luck of the draw.
Heh, yes it most certainly would, Ollie.
wasn't aware of the extent of Pardew's comments. He is a real fucking cunt for saying we'd deserve an asterisk if we win.
League Cup final:
Due to overwhelming demand in the previous sales windows, there will not be a silver ballot for this fixture.
Where were you when we were shit?
Hopefully it's an enjoyable watch for you, mate
Not worth staying up for for you MG, if I have to find a hostellry in London to watch it in I guess it will have to do!
I was looking forward to watching Spurs fuck up tonight. Hope i get home in time.
Hopefully it's an enjoyable watch for you, mate
I was looking forward to watching Spurs fuck up tonight. Hope i get home in time.
I'm pretty amazed Pep hasn't been mentioned. Maybe it's time dulling my memory but as much as I hated them I don't remember despising Mourinho or even Fergie quite as much as I despise Bauliola. Hon...
I don't hate him per se, just that I hate the entire 115 institution more. I see Pep as a clown character rather than an irritating prick type like Hurzler. Unlike Pep who's won it all, that Brighton cunt is a nobody.
Come On You Eagles!
Swoop on down and disembowel those chickens!
Lose by 7 runs. Not a disgrace by the batters for once.
Now what is needed is beyond a miracle.
Would need an absolute miracle in the last over now, really.
Didn't it used to be Thursdays on ITV? :-P
Spurs on TNT sport tonight?
I'm pretty amazed Pep hasn't been mentioned. Maybe it's time dulling my memory but as much as I hated them I don't remember despising Mourinho or even Fergie quite as much as I despise Bauliola. Hon...
Aye he's a proper cunt
All trains home suspended, time for a pint...
It’s an abundance of twats. You really can’t just pick 3.
But Mou must be top twat.
I'm pretty amazed Pep hasn't been mentioned. Maybe it's time dulling my memory but as much as I hated them I don't remember despising Mourinho or even Fergie quite as much as I despise Bauliola. Honestly, some of the shit he comes out with... ugh!
If we had the money, we'd do the same. We can't defend "win at all costs" as a mantra and then sneer at a club - bent or not - pulling out all the stops to win. But it'll just make it even sweeter if ...
bah! there's breaking magic bubble gum nonsense imaginary rules that only exist in the wacked out minds of pundits... and there's breaking actual rules.
Heard a lot about it but yet to see him.
Another wicket, 64-3.
How Butler survived till now is a miracle.
Talking of pretty football, the goal from the Newcastle player Osula has to be a goal of the season contender. Wins the ball near his box, runs the length of the pitch and curls one in the top.
I kind of whipped it blindside around the defender, that made it even better.
"saying they liked pretty losing at the time."
that's not the way to frame it. No one likes losing**, period. It was more a consolation like "ah fuck, I hate losing, but at least it was ente...
Some got into that Spursy mentality of "fourth place is a trophy", we play the prettiest football. But I get it, each fan finds different ways to compensate. I think glass half full is prettier to listen to than glass half empty, the doomers like me who vent our spleen at the performances and lack of silverware. Each to their own. let's hope we're all celebrating in May.
Talking of pretty football, the goal from the Newcastle player Osula has to be a goal of the season contender. Wins the ball near his box, runs the length of the pitch and curls one in the top.
Heard a lot about it but yet to see him.
Another wicket, 64-3.
Heya folks! I love being in a title challenge, I hate what it does to me though.
Hincapie is an awesome footballer. He is so good at interceptions.
Talking of pretty football, the goal from the Newcastle player Osula has to be a goal of the season contender. Wins the ball near his box, runs the length of the pitch and curls one in the top.
Wish our players would give it a go like he did. Doesn't have to be at that stage of the match, but try it and see what happens. Saka did, and look what it led to?
Talking of pretty football, the goal from the Newcastle player Osula has to be a goal of the season contender. Wins the ball near his box, runs the length of the pitch and curls one in the top.
Anybody without an agenda / a pigshit thick skull understands what is happening (meaning the Arsenal slaggers, not yourself). In the CL, teams play more open football and are not au fait with parking ...
"Messi-led Barceholes are about the only one impervious to it"
and they needed three of the best creative players to ever play the game playing together at the same time to do it.
Never for me. Sure, ugly football and not winning hurts more than pretty football not winning. But ugly winning is always preferable to pretty losing. Always! Even though many on here and elsewhere we...
"saying they liked pretty losing at the time."
that's not the way to frame it. No one likes losing**, period. It was more a consolation like "ah fuck, I hate losing, but at least it was entertaining to watch"
**I suppose that's not entirely true. Sp*rs fans like losing, and so do Liverpool fans apparently and so do Chelsea fans apparently. The list of fans hoping their own team loses continues to grow and that being a result of us being good again is hilariously satisfying.
Fake tan sunbed wannabe lothario.
Remember the pink jumper draped over his shoulders?
Fake tan sunbed wannabe lothario.
Should have been in Only Fools and Horses!
Phil Brown was dark fucking ...er, brown, does that count for nothing?
Dark fucking? Is this hashtag content found on ultra-premium specialist internet sites?
Phil Brown was dark fucking ...er, brown, does that count for nothing?
Fake tan sunbed wannabe lothario.
We need him to motivate the Chavs to win when they face City. Champions league qualification at stake for them. Also need a black manager to succeed in top flight football so that a few more get oppor...
Phil Brown was dark fucking ...er, brown, does that count for nothing?
We need him to motivate the Chavs to win when they face City. Champions league qualification at stake for them. Also need a black manager to succeed in top flight football so that a few more get oppor...
I think Chelsea are plenty motivated. The majority of City's opponents still have a lot to play for. Then sandwich two matches with Real Madrid in there. It is incredibly tricky for them.
Oh man my mother would slap Liam around like a rag doll.
We need him to motivate the Chavs to win when they face City. Champions league qualification at stake for them. Also need a black manager to succeed in top flight football so that a few more get opportunities.
Archer bearing the brunt of the drop.
His worst figures...
from the beeb
Jofra Archer’s most expensive bowling performances for England:
1-61 v India - Mumbai (Tonight)
1-60 v India - Chennai (2025)
1-55 v India - Mumbai (2025)
Oh man my mother would slap Liam around like a rag doll.
Heh!
Oh man my mother would slap Liam around like a rag doll.
Not helped by Harry Brook dropping a sitter early on.
Archer bearing the brunt of the drop.
England's bowlers getting a pasting in the cricket.
NZ will take care of Team ICC in the final, no worries
Then who could he possibly be aiming it at?
Your mum(!)
Target 254....good luck England.
England's bowlers getting a pasting in the cricket.
Not helped by Harry Brook dropping a sitter early on.
Heh, another couple of sixes now....
He went out of his way to clarify he wasn't aiming it at Arteta, players and club.
Then who could he possibly be aiming it at?
And a wicket now, heh quite eventuful.
And another. Archer not having fun.
England's bowlers getting a pasting in the cricket.
I've just put the video feed on and witnessed a 6 straight away....
I'd go Phil Brown, Tony Pulis, and Sam Allardyce.
Because they're cunts.
Add Alan le Pardew to the list. I hope someone shoves a large asterisk up his fundament without the aid of his share of P Diddy's lube!
England's bowlers getting a pasting in the cricket.
Complaints about time wasting are so hilariously hypocritical. Teams all time-waste when it suits the scenario so any time they moan about someone else time-wasting it's just so ridiculous.
Moreover, I don't think we do time-waste all that much. We're overly (painfully) patient in setting things up like throw-ins but the intention usually isn't to run the clock but to wait for a good opening.
He went out of his way to clarify he wasn't aiming it at Arteta, players and club.
Saying it's not aimed at us is the clearest way of saying it's aimed at us.
Arse!
well in, ollie!
top of the morning table toppers.
"Hurzeler so unhappy he lashes out"
isn't lashing out pretty much all he does?
I'd go Phil Brown, Tony Pulis, and Sam Allardyce.
Because they're cunts.
You wanted ammo on the LinkedIn cunt?
Our players warm up a bit in their half: 'they're not showing respect'.
Their players encroach on the Villa half before 2nd half kick-off: 'showing unity and tog...
He went out of his way to clarify he wasn't aiming it at Arteta, players and club.
LOL this is the same dumb cunt who accused us of stepping on their half during warmups right.
Aye.
Let the haters hate and may their piss continue to simmer as we march on.
All those years of 'Can't handle the physical side of the game', to 'boohoo they are too professional and hurty'.
Bollocks to them.
You wanted ammo on the LinkedIn cunt?
Our players warm up a bit in their half: 'they're not showing respect'.
Their players encroach on the Villa half before 2nd half kick-off: 'showing unity and togetherness and spirit'.
Double-standards.
It's always fucking excellent when Wrighty is on the Arsecast!
Love him to bits.
Jonathan Liew today's Guardian.
Perspective. In every sense.
Got a link?
No, but he's a speccy cunt!
Hahaha
Jonathan Liew today's Guardian.
Perspective. In every sense.
People hate us and fucking despise Arteta and I'm here for it. His responses in the post match presser to Hurzeler's comments were great. This man loves this club and protects it at all costs. AFC vs the world.
No, but he's a speccy cunt!
In that case, so am I!
No, but he's a speccy cunt!
Briefcase wanker 😂
No, but he's a speccy cunt!
Lol
Rosenior hasn't really said anything bad about us so I don't get his inclusion.
No, but he's a speccy cunt!
I feel the midfield two need a break. I think Arteta will want some continuity. Ideally for me, as an experiment, I’d keep Gyökeres in.
I’d go Madueke, Gyökeres, Saka
Eze, Nørgaard, Havertz
Calafiori...
Raya?
Nah, Kepa!
I'm getting as much pleasure watching the wankers lose it as I am seeing us top of the table.
lovely.
Aye.
Let the haters hate and may their piss continue to simmer as we march on.
I'm getting as much pleasure watching the wankers lose it as I am seeing us top of the table.
lovely.
But he's largely praised us and more or less said we're justified in what we're doing cos it gets results which leaves us well place in all competitions.
Well, fair play to him in that instance then.
I still disliked the way he kicked up a fuss at our stadium when our players 'encroached' into their half as they were warming up though.
Now that I think about it, I will swap Unai Emery in his place instead
We're listing irritating cunt managers here, no?
But he's largely praised us and more or less said we're justified in what we're doing cos it gets results which leaves us well place in all competitions.
Rosenior hasn't really said anything bad about us so I don't get his inclusion.
We're listing irritating cunt managers here, no?
If we had the money, we'd do the same. We can't defend "win at all costs" as a mantra and then sneer at a club - bent or not - pulling out all the stops to win. But it'll just make it even sweeter if ...
What they're doing is not "win at all costs". It's alleged fraud. That's not in the same category as dawdling with the ball.
Note that I couldn't even be arsed to spell his fucking name correctly. What a fucking prick you must be to elicit a response from the usually taciturn Arteta
Agreed.
Then again, as GL mentioned below, there's an abundance of twats and it's difficult to narrow them down to just 3.
Unless we break them down into different eras. Maureen would still be all-...
Rosenior hasn't really said anything bad about us so I don't get his inclusion.
Agreed.
Then again, as GL mentioned below, there's an abundance of twats and it's difficult to narrow them down to just 3.
Unless we break them down into different eras. Maureen would still be all-time top twat though. Current era?
1) Hurzler
2) LinkedIn Liam
3) Fatty Howe
Could we see Odegaard back for some mins?
I thought he was banjaxed?
I feel the midfield two need a break. I think Arteta will want some continuity. Ideally for me, as an experiment, I’d keep Gyökeres in.
I’d go Madueke, Gyökeres, Saka
Eze, Nørgaard, Havertz
Calafiori...
I like that line up, but I think I'd give Saka a break he looks shattered. Start Dowman.
I feel the midfield two need a break. I think Arteta will want some continuity. Ideally for me, as an experiment, I’d keep Gyökeres in.
I’d go Madueke, Gyökeres, Saka
Eze, Nørgaard, Havertz
Calafiori...
Could we see Odegaard back for some mins?
Hey NB, I also really like this two-pronged attack idea, do you think we'll see it? Pfff. Who would you start up top at the weekend in the 5th round, Nelli, Jesus, Noni, or give Kai a game to get some...
I feel the midfield two need a break. I think Arteta will want some continuity. Ideally for me, as an experiment, I’d keep Gyökeres in.
I’d go Madueke, Gyökeres, Saka
Eze, Nørgaard, Havertz
Calafiori Hincapié Mosquera Lewis-Skelly
Raya
Phil Brown has to be there. Utter tosser.
Borerinho is #1
Hey NB, I also really like this two-pronged attack idea, do you think we'll see it? Pfff. Who would you start up top at the weekend in the 5th round, Nelli, Jesus, Noni, or give Kai a game to get some...
Start Havertz, 60 mins Jesus on.
He’s frustrated too. He made several of those spinning runs into space and no one passed. At least once he threw his arms in the air in exasperation. The passes all look on to me, especially with play...
Hey NB, I also really like this two-pronged attack idea, do you think we'll see it? Pfff. Who would you start up top at the weekend in the 5th round, Nelli, Jesus, Noni, or give Kai a game to get some minutes in his legs?
This is my point entirely. Work out what you're good at and stick to it. At the moment:
Good-twatting the ball into the net
Bad-dribbling
So more if the former and less of the latter. Galaxy-brain...
The less he's on the ball the better, just get him doing the twatting thing, but sometimes you need your striker to do more than that and he's really average in that sense
He’s frustrated too. He made several of those spinning runs into space and no one passed. At least once he threw his arms in the air in exasperation. The passes all look on to me, especially with play...
Very much agree from the bits I've seen
I hope one of the coaches sits him down and reviews his performance. His technical level is what it is. But what was frustrating was that he got the ball several times yesterday and started dribbling ...
He’s frustrated too. He made several of those spinning runs into space and no one passed. At least once he threw his arms in the air in exasperation. The passes all look on to me, especially with players of the technical level of Zubimendi and later Trossard. Even Ødegaard was ignoring those passes. If he fluffs those feeder balls then fair enough. He’s been reacting slowly, poor first touch, clumsy movements, arriving too early, too late, but the more he gets the ball the more he settles. Taking him off is a bad move. He has stamina and the mindset to keep trying. And when he gets that chance, the likelihood is he’s hitting the back of the net with bad intentions! Havertz-Gyökeres, we’ve seen it already. Why wait any longer?
Arse
Well in Ollie. Morning Table Toppers.
Great assessment Blogs.
I see that agent Vinai is doing wonderfully well in his new role up the road. No Spud wins in 2026. Fucking hysterical. Hopefully he continues the good work and the Scum get spanked by Palace this evening.
I hope one of the coaches sits him down and reviews his performance. His technical level is what it is. But what was frustrating was that he got the ball several times yesterday and started dribbling ...
This is my point entirely. Work out what you're good at and stick to it. At the moment:
Good-twatting the ball into the net
Bad-dribbling
So more if the former and less of the latter. Galaxy-brained stuff, I know.
I hope one of the coaches sits him down and reviews his performance. His technical level is what it is. But what was frustrating was that he got the ball several times yesterday and started dribbling ...
I love him but he is pretty terrible with a ball at his feet and moving forward.
Question - how can a striker as relatively slight as J Pedro hold up the ball as well as he does whereas our seemingly brick shithouse of a striker was so clumsy yesterday? Even Jesus, before injuries...
I hope one of the coaches sits him down and reviews his performance. His technical level is what it is. But what was frustrating was that he got the ball several times yesterday and started dribbling straight into the Brighton defenders.
Just read the BBC article, what the fuck is the deal with McNulty? It's like that article was written by a Scouser citypool cuck
Blame it on Bump :)
Oh yes, Fat Sam, of course!
It’s an abundance of twats. You really can’t just pick 3.
But Mou must be top twat.
Relieved and happy Arse!
Well in Olz!
Oliver’s army, we’re on our way
Oliver’s army we’re here to stay
And we would rather be nowhere else than here today!
We are top of the LEAGUES!
So all those video teasers, that some were saying was about a documentary are, wait for it, to sell the new digital app "experience". What a surprise!
Have to say though, the presentation, music and video, is crisp. Top production all round. We're king of media. Let's juts make sure we're king of football too.
Indeed! Would like to see him partner Nørgaard in midfield on Saturday. If you'd asked me even at the start of the season, whether I'd ever want to see Havertz in midfield again, you'd have got a nega...
Fair enough
Indeed! Would like to see him partner Nørgaard in midfield on Saturday. If you'd asked me even at the start of the season, whether I'd ever want to see Havertz in midfield again, you'd have got a negative. But right now our first choice two need rest.
If we had the money, we'd do the same. We can't defend "win at all costs" as a mantra and then sneer at a club - bent or not - pulling out all the stops to win. But it'll just make it even sweeter if ...
Havertz LANS
Precisely. Couldn't even mount a challenge without buying more in January. Teenagers playing FIFA would think twice. But this is the "standard" apparently.
If we had the money, we'd do the same. We can't defend "win at all costs" as a mantra and then sneer at a club - bent or not - pulling out all the stops to win. But it'll just make it even sweeter if we do get this one over the line. Fuck C115y, fuck TalkShite and fuck every fucking jealous rival who knows we're doing this against all the odds.
Arse
Well in Ollie
I've aged a few years last night. Found a few grey hairs this morning.
Then what the fuck would be beside man city if they win it
A big flashing arrow pointing to a neon "115 charges"
Precisely. Couldn't even mount a challenge without buying more in January. Teenagers playing FIFA would think twice. But this is the "standard" apparently.
Oh yes, Fat Sam, of course!
Eddie Howe might make it in there for me, but that's more because of his fucking assistant.
Pulis, Fat Sam, Fergie...
Oh yes, Fat Sam, of course!
Was keeping misswoo's household informed of the goings on last night at Brighton and it was full of remarks about the biased commentating of the TNT bloke.
It's getting out of hand.
Social media is toxic: log off.
Commentary starts with the agenda and keeps hammering it: mute it.
Game footage regularly cutting to muppet managers waving their muppet hands about fictional grievances... how far does the Arsenal fan have to go to ignore this bullshit?
top 3 most annoying managers in PL history?
Pulis, Fat Sam, Fergie...
Just thinking about Igor Tudor's comments about Arsenal being the best club in the world.. if we win both the Prem and the CL this season I think we can realistically lay claim to that.
Personally, I can't wait for us to compete for the World Club Cup, where winner of CL plays South America's cup champion. There's something about teams like Palmeiras or Corinthians who will run you ragged in ways European teams wouldn't that I want to see us tested against.
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Biggest twat managers ever:
Ferguson
Mourinho
Pulis
I actually didn't use to mind Pardew so much. Then I listened to Talk sport (I know) on the way to work this morning to hear him saying if we win the title this season, there has to be an Asterix next...
Then what the fuck would be beside man city if they win it
A big flashing arrow pointing to a neon "115 charges"
Add Pardew to that laundry list.
Legit simpleton.
I actually didn't use to mind Pardew so much. Then I listened to Talk sport (I know) on the way to work this morning to hear him saying if we win the title this season, there has to be an Asterix next to it due to the style of play! Just utter nonsense.
Add Pardew to that laundry list.
Legit simpleton.
The word 'Tosser' was invented for Pardew
Just selecting a top 3 annoying manager is as hard as top 3 shit referees....
surely Mourinho gets a nod too?!
YES, can't not have him there.
Add Pardew to that laundry list.
Legit simpleton.
Tony Pulis
Phil Brown
Mark Hughes
honorable mention to our old mate Alan Pardew
Fergie has to be the top, or at least their spiritual leader. All that shit flowed directly from that king cunt.
Phil Brown has to be there. Utter tosser.
Remember he sang to the stadium when Hull city stayed up
Absolute cunt
Tony Pulis
Phil Brown
Mark Hughes
honorable mention to our old mate Alan Pardew
surely Mourinho gets a nod too?!
Phil Brown has to be there. Utter tosser.
Tony Pulis
Phil Brown
Mark Hughes
honorable mention to our old mate Alan Pardew
Remember the struggles Pires had in his first Premier League season. The intensity and physicality are even greater now, especially as even supposedly weaker teams have squads that are so much better ...
He’s a clever visionary and passer. He needs to be more aggressive, quicker and bolder. He still looks too slight for my liking. But if he prioritised beating his marker, get in front of that first man and find the forward ball, it improves our whole attack. It’s that important. I hope the rest on Saturday does him good.
top 3 most annoying managers in PL history?
Phil Brown has to be there. Utter tosser.
I like the fact that we came from South London, especially grim old Woolwich by the river...
Uniting north and south London since 1913. Pride of London!
I like Zubi. Yeah, he’s certainly in a bit of a dip right now, and having a few too many brainfarts, hospital passes, dithering, and sideways moves, but there’s a quality player there for sure. Again...
Remember the struggles Pires had in his first Premier League season. The intensity and physicality are even greater now, especially as even supposedly weaker teams have squads that are so much better than what we saw twenty years ago.
Zubi is off the boil right now but he's done well overall.
top 3 most annoying managers in PL history?
Well in Ollie
Well sanguine Blogs
Some funny perspectives from within and without. Amazing really, how we (collectively as fans and those led by external narratives) can see something completely diffe...
I like the fact that we came from South London, especially grim old Woolwich by the river...
We have never been forgiven for leaving Sarf London and having the temerity to end up in the Norf. And we were hated when we had too many French players, until other teams suddenly realised they too, ...
Let them hate, as long as they fear. For too long we were everyone's 2nd favourites because we posed no threat.
Arsenal.
"What a surprise"
Top o the league
Yeeeoeooooo
So so good ☺️
Arsenal.
"What a surprise"
Top o the league
Yeeeoeooooo
Well in Ollie
Well sanguine Blogs
Some funny perspectives from within and without. Amazing really, how we (collectively as fans and those led by external narratives) can see something completely different whilst ostensibly looking at the same thing. Add in a touch of amnesia and suddenly up is down and down is up.
Haven't posed here in years. Logged in just to say thanks for the kind words on Fabian. Jeekers what a nonce.
And what is with everyone's dislike in us grinding out results? Sure I'd like us to batt...
We have never been forgiven for leaving Sarf London and having the temerity to end up in the Norf. And we were hated when we had too many French players, until other teams suddenly realised they too, had lots of foreign players. We're the team they love to hate.
To paraphrase Carlito Brigante
Hurzeler: "I'm Fabian Hurzeler, remember me?"
Arsenal fans: "Maybe I don't give a shit. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either"
Fucking tosser
Thanks for dropping in my fave movie
Havertz is the gasket of this team’s artillery as currently configured. If he can stay fit for a run of games and find form, we might swerve some sticky finishes.
Never for me. Sure, ugly football and not winning hurts more than pretty football not winning. But ugly winning is always preferable to pretty losing. Always! Even though many on here and elsewhere we...
Think the deal is done. Similar tp Raya deal
His first touch and control is really, really poor. He struggles to move the ball about gracefully. But get him near the box with a sight of goal and something switches in him, he transforms into a su...
I like Zubi. Yeah, he’s certainly in a bit of a dip right now, and having a few too many brainfarts, hospital passes, dithering, and sideways moves, but there’s a quality player there for sure. Again, this stems from the current pressure, over playing, anxiety and desperation to win.
He’ll come good again, there’s what, a potential 20 games still to play this season, if things work out right for us?
Stolen from Airplane - I picked a bad time to quit smoking; drinking; taking amphetamines, sniffing glue..
***Stat for the day**
Macclesfield, Mansfield and Wrexham have all beaten more Premier League teams than Tottenham in 2026.
Crystal Palace need to be on their shit tonight.
Tonight it is very much ‘London teams assemble!’
Speaking of which.
I did enjoy the article about the West Ham boss telling Traore to stop lifting weights.
He apparently is big enough.
He should tell him to stop taking steroids too
***Stat for the day**
Macclesfield, Mansfield and Wrexham have all beaten more Premier League teams than Tottenham in 2026.
Haha
Haven't posed here in years. Logged in just to say thanks for the kind words on Fabian. Jeekers what a nonce.
And what is with everyone's dislike in us grinding out results? Sure I'd like us to batter opposition 5-0 each game, but this anti Arsenal vibe is a bit rich. We truly are a club that gets people green with envy
***Stat for the day**
Macclesfield, Mansfield and Wrexham have all beaten more Premier League teams than Tottenham in 2026.
That should have been no pasaran but predictive text took exception.
Coincidentally the guy who invented predictive text died last week.
His funfair is next Thursday.
Heh!
Speaking of which.
I did enjoy the article about the West Ham boss telling Traore to stop lifting weights.
He apparently is big enough.
Question - how can a striker as relatively slight as J Pedro hold up the ball as well as he does whereas our seemingly brick shithouse of a striker was so clumsy yesterday? Even Jesus, before injuries...
His first touch and control is really, really poor. He struggles to move the ball about gracefully. But get him near the box with a sight of goal and something switches in him, he transforms into a supreme goalscorer. We’re just not getting it to him in those areas. Our approach play in general has been stunted and disconnected, just individual actions, no cohesion or flow. He gets the fewest touches so he’s least to blame for that. For me, Zubimendi’s negative play in the last few games is the key signature of our play. If he’s our metronome, it’s currently stuck on boring.
That should have been no pasaran but predictive text took exception.
Coincidentally the guy who invented predictive text died last week.
His funfair is next Thursday.
Has there been any outcry about Veltman trying to drag Saka to his feet after he fell down injured? Is this assault and worthy of a prison sentence (a la the scousers Nelli fury)? Obvs he wasn’t seriously injured but he ‘could’ have been..
Meh, fuck the moaners, we won, move on, win the next one (FA 5th) and hope the Geordie boys smash Citeh’s quad dreams.
Question - how can a striker as relatively slight as J Pedro hold up the ball as well as he does whereas our seemingly brick shithouse of a striker was so clumsy yesterday? Even Jesus, before injuries...
Aye, that's not his game.
Maybe it's because he's spent most of his career in inferior leagues and has been able to bully his way through.
In England, every defender is a mountain. Levels.
Hincapié has been absolutely fantastic.
Yes I agree the chant is terrific
" Pieerrro Hincapieee,
the Arsenal get excited when they see you play....."
Question - how can a striker as relatively slight as J Pedro hold up the ball as well as he does whereas our seemingly brick shithouse of a striker was so clumsy yesterday? Even Jesus, before injuries took their toll, used to do so effortlessly?
I got really angry and frustrated at times with Gyok yesterday because our defenders needed respite but he was offering anything but that.
Hincapié has been absolutely fantastic.
What a warrior.
Him and Big Gabbi couldn't have been more rugged or resolute if they had ,had war paint on and knives held between their clenched teeth.
Not sure what the backing track would be to a complication of their contributions last night. Ennio Morricone Fist Full Of Dollars?
Johnny Cash Big Iron? No passarin.
Over the previous two seasons...no fuck that ten seasons? Twenty? The footballs been better (mostly, there have been worse football played in very different ways) and every season the media nay everyo...
Yeah, its bullshit.
At this point I hope we win the quadruple with 20-odd goals off Gabriel's arse from scrappy corners.
Over the previous two seasons...no fuck that ten seasons? Twenty? The footballs been better (mostly, there have been worse football played in very different ways) and every season the media nay everyo...
It's all bullshit but that's life all round in this age of bullshit.
They can all fuck off. If/when we win, we can gloat and rub their noses in it.
with all the sh1t media talk about, I'm reminded of the scene in The Rocky Horror Show
Frankenfurter 'well, what do think Janet ?'
Janet 'oh well, i don't like men with too many muscles'
F'Furter 'I Didn't make him for you.... !'
Anybody without an agenda / a pigshit thick skull understands what is happening (meaning the Arsenal slaggers, not yourself). In the CL, teams play more open football and are not au fait with parking the bus (lucky we haven't met Benfica, perhaps) and so we have space to play, and so we play (better than anyone else so far). In the PL, every single fucking team tries to lock down their half against us, and force us to break their double-bus-defensive-shithouse, which frankly we're not super good at despite a lot of practice. Being honest, there is pretty much no team that doesn't find this tactic to be the hardest in the sport to overcome. Messi-led Barceholes are about the only one impervious to it, though even they would take 45 minutes to break through for the most part.
If you want to play football, we will play football. If your priority is denying us space and putting eleven men behind the ball, we're going to lean into our set piece expertise. Fuck you.
Over the previous two seasons...no fuck that ten seasons? Twenty? The footballs been better (mostly, there have been worse football played in very different ways) and every season the media nay everyone has reacted with 'So fucking what? Well done you won the passing'. Been made very clear the only thing that matters is winning. And now we're winning the only thing that matters is how we're winning games. Football discourse is shit now, it's grown men screamiong through angry tears desperate for the attention that keeps them in a job. Ignore it.
We've torn strips off some of the best teams in the world in the champions legaue this season, i suspect because the pressure and expectation is much less of an issue. There's fear in the prem games, a tenseness City dont really have because so many of their squad have won so much. And yet...
Hope everyones well. Can confirm spending less time online doesn't treally help your mental health. Tried it though.
To paraphrase Carlito Brigante
Hurzeler: "I'm Fabian Hurzeler, remember me?"
Arsenal fans: "Maybe I don't give a shit. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either"
Fucking tosser
Just read the BBC article, what the fuck is the deal with McNulty? It's like that article was written by a Scouser citypool cuck
He's the Manure guy. The number of articles he's written about Manure turning things around could fill a phonebook.
That was Goodly night of football.
I suspect Hurzel may be looking for a new job in the summer.
The German/Swiss/American can always resume his career as an art dealer( footballer/ coach.)
But perhaps will need to improve certain aspects of his personality being an irritant/prig/24 carat cunt.
Hincapié has been absolutely fantastic.
Agree, so good in every way
Just read the BBC article, what the fuck is the deal with McNulty? It's like that article was written by a Scouser citypool cuck
Well in Ollie. Hi everyone. Beautiful morning.
Last night's win had me into the blog archives for this gem of a post, after we beat that lot 0-1 away in March, 2014:
And when you’ve got a centre-half partnership like Per Mertesacker and Laurent Koscielny, that’s meat and drink stuff to them. The stats tell the story. As a team we made 66 clearances, 31 interceptions, 13 tackles and won 22/38 aerial duels. They’d lump it in, we’d deal with it. Mertesacker alone made 20 of those clearances, and watching the two of them work to deny Sp*rs time and time again was fantastic.
It was a masterclass in positioning, organisation, reading of the game and defensive discipline. I know there are probably ways you could look at Arsenal’s performance yesterday and pull it apart. We didn’t have enough of the ball, we didn’t get forward well in the second half, but defending is as much a part of the game as scoring goals. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, and rather than bemoan the paucity of our attacking play we should be applauding an outstanding defensive performance.
I thought both full backs contributed really well too, and the back four deserve credit as a unit even if the centre-halves stood out. Bacary Sagna was at his best – as he often is in circumstances like this – and his ability to make the right tackles in the right area is something that’s often overlooked.
The minutes counted down. Tim Sherwood threw on their £26m striker with 9 minutes to go. Where was their £30m record signing? Arsene Wenger simply shut up shop. Monreal, Flamini and Vermaelen all came on and I think that was the right thing to do. There was little point in trying to change the way we were playing just for the sake of trying to look better as an attacking unit. We were defending well, why not keep doing that? It’s a bit risky, I suppose, but ultimately it proved to be the right call.
Flamini got a brilliant yellow card too. One of the cards he was brought here for. With Sp*rs looking to break from a rare Arsenal foray forward, he quite deliberately halted that attack in their own half. Cynical, yes. Annoying if you’re the team trying to get an equaliser? Of course. When it happens to Sp*rs? Glorious.
Sherwood’s temper got the better of him late in the second half when he threw the ball at Sagna, much to the displeasure of some of the Arsenal players (look at Mertesacker). But the best reaction of all was from Sagna who did not give one single shit, and Sherwood, determined to show everyone how much ‘passhun’ he’s got, had to back down and shake hands because he failed to spark the mayhem he wanted.
I'm at peace with our style of play at this point in the season.
It isn't suddenly going to improve, so I'm accepting of that and will reassess in the summer when all this has shaken out, hopefully with at least one trophy.
Well in Ollie. Hi everyone. Beautiful morning.
Last night's win had me going into Arseblog's Archive for this gem of a post, after we beat that lot away on March 16, 2004
Any word on Odegaard
Really need him back for the sharp end. Get the pain killing injections out
I fucken knew there was something off about that cunt's hair
That was Goodly night of football.
I suspect Hurzel may be looking for a new job in the summer.
Arse.
Another one chalked off by the skin of the skin of our teeth :/
"It’s a bit like saying I’m faster than an 83 year old who has just had a hip replacement."
This reminds me of the time the local news (back in NZ) had a piece about an old fellow, I think he was early 70s, who despite several health concerns typical for a man of his vintage, and despite wearing a colostomy bag 24/7, was still plying his trade in the lower echelons of the football pyramid. Well, fast forward 12 months, and being a lazy pack of blighters more keen on the post-match piss up than the arduous spectre of 3 trainings per week, we collectively decided to pack in the serious stuff and drop down the divisions to the "Presidents" division. Lo and behold, we came up against the very team where Mr Colostomy Bag plied his trade. In the second half, the old bugger jinked past one of my particularly lazy (and rotund) pals and then proceeded even to outpace said pal in a footrace to the loose ball and put distance between them with every "stride". Eventually one of us put a stop to things further up the field, but honestly all this "Arsenal are killing football" bantz was nothing whatsoever compared to the now decades long dog's abuse we can roll out against my mate whenever he gets a bit mouthy and has to be reminded of being schooled by a walking bag of human piss.
It's about the Brighton team hair styles and Hurzeler's included apparently. Who knew there was such interest ?
Where did this Hurzeler prick come from and who the fuck does he think he is?
That cunt has serious main character syndrome. Also his hair looks like a fucking wig piece.
Hincapie reminds me of Lauren
Strong, quick, hard as nails, fully committed and nasty when it's needed. I bet he also thinks Van Nistelrooy is a prick
I've grown to accept I am more a 'journey over destination' kind of person.
Don't get me wrong though, I do love winning, and have made the odd cynical move on the pitch to help my team win :-p
And don't get me wrong either, I want us to play a whole lot better, I know we can.
Where did this Hurzeler prick come from and who the fuck does he think he is?
That cunt has serious main character syndrome. Also his hair looks like a fucking wig piece.
Hincapié has been absolutely fantastic.
I've grown to accept I am more a 'journey over destination' kind of person.
Don't get me wrong though, I do love winning, and have made the odd cynical move on the pitch to help my team win :-p
You do what you have to do to win!
Never for me. Sure, ugly football and not winning hurts more than pretty football not winning. But ugly winning is always preferable to pretty losing. Always! Even though many on here and elsewhere we...
I've grown to accept I am more a 'journey over destination' kind of person.
Don't get me wrong though, I do love winning, and have made the odd cynical move on the pitch to help my team win :-p
Yes, my mistake, and don't call me Shurely!
:-)
Yes, my mistake, and don't call me Shurely!
Honestly, I was thinking this morning, that I'd rather have pretty football and not win. Generally.
I mean I'm back to enjoying time in the pub more than the matches, but then before that it was shit ...
Never for me. Sure, ugly football and not winning hurts more than pretty football not winning. But ugly winning is always preferable to pretty losing. Always! Even though many on here and elsewhere were saying they liked pretty losing at the time.
I love the professionalism of so many of the players. Hincapié for me excels in that. I don't think it's an accident he's already a title winner with Leverkusen. the way he handled Hürzeler berating him to "play football" wasn't just the "shush", but the way he turned away immediately to stop it being a confrontation and he did it with a smile.
I love that kind of smart confrontation. And for me the move of the match was when Hincapié saw a gap between two attacking Brighton players pressing his area and just took the initiative to power through and down the flank and almost create a goalscoring chance. He's been exceptional, I hope Berta is preparing a good deal to bring him here permanently.
Did he? Man, how stupid. Red flags, bulls, etc.
red rags shurely?
In the dressing room before the 1989 Anfield game, GG put up cutouts from Souness's article in The Sun saying Liverpool v Arsenal was men against boys.
They shoved it right up his chuffbox that night...
Did he? Man, how stupid. Red flags, bulls, etc.
Last decade.
Arsenal are naive.
Arsenal are cynical.
Arsenal are pretty going forward but can't defend.
Arsenal can only defend
, can't attack.
Arsenal are susceptible to set pieces.
Arsenal rely on ...
Like Gorgeous George used to say, everyone hates us and I absolutely love that they do
They do love to talk about us. I saw a newspaper clip from the 1950s on social media about the way the media always talks about Arsenal how we remain the biggest news story in English football. Fuck e...
Honestly, I was thinking this morning, that I'd rather have pretty football and not win. Generally.
I mean I'm back to enjoying time in the pub more than the matches, but then before that it was shit football and not winning. We had that conversation though that the team of two years ago is the one that would have been a title-winning enjoyable watch. Unfortunately, 115 went on a rampage for the whole of the last few months and so that Villa loss ultimately proved the difference.
BUT, because it's been so long, I'll have no qualms of winning this title ugly. Because playing ugly and NOT winning would be an atrocious conclusion. Thankfully, 115 seem not good enough, so let's win the title, and more if possible. Think we might just win the CL in style, to shut up the naysayers anyway.
There's some Arsenal Official short film coming out midday. Just saw one of Gabriel stopping someone from entering a shop. Very funny!
Scream whenever you hear this tone....
No, fuck it... The quadruple is up for grabs!
But... 1 game at a time.
This!
Last decade.
Arsenal are naive.
Arsenal are cynical.
Arsenal are pretty going forward but can't defend.
Arsenal can only defend
, can't attack.
Arsenal are susceptible to set pieces.
Arsenal rely on ...
heh, indeed!
Last decade.
Arsenal are naive.
Arsenal are cynical.
Arsenal are pretty going forward but can't defend.
Arsenal can only defend
, can't attack.
Arsenal are susceptible to set pieces.
Arsenal rely on ...
They do love to talk about us. I saw a newspaper clip from the 1950s on social media about the way the media always talks about Arsenal how we remain the biggest news story in English football. Fuck em. As I said, I love pretty football, but no one really wants pretty football that wins nothing. Give me 1-0 ugly wins to the title all the way. I don't think anyone, even the worst doomer, will disagree with that. Just win!
Last decade.
Arsenal are naive.
Arsenal are cynical.
Arsenal are pretty going forward but can't defend.
Arsenal can only defend
, can't attack.
Arsenal are susceptible to set pieces.
Arsenal rely on set pieces.
Arsenal don't like it up em.
Arsenal are too physical.
Arsenal are too soft.
Arsenal are too strong.
Arsenal are can't do the hard stuff.
Arsenal just grind it out.
Arsenal have not got the bottle.
Arsenal will be unloved champions who just butched it out.
Arsenal are always running to the ref.
Arsenal are making up their own rules.
Beep, beep, beep I'm an answering machine...
This is my point, Arteta wants to win it all but some prioritising of the league would be my preference, anyone else?
No, fuck it... The quadruple is up for grabs!
But... 1 game at a time.
Win every game. Win everything.
We aren’t going to win every game though, competing for everything is going to catch us out and I think if we try for everything, we won’t manage anything, just my opinion
You could flip that and say if we put all our eggs into the premier league basket and still miss out that would be more devastating. We've got a big squad to compete in all competitions so I say we keep competing and winning games the momentum will drive us through to the end.
Havertz was key in that. The ball is sticking to him and he looks physically stronger to hold off defenders. I'll say again, him with Gyökeres is gonna unlock something. I'm hoping Arteta's saving it ...
I really like what I've seen of Havertz and Gyökeres together, small sample size, but I'd like to see more if it.
Havertz was key in that. The ball is sticking to him and he looks physically stronger to hold off defenders. I'll say again, him with Gyökeres is gonna unlock something. I'm hoping Arteta's saving it ...
Take nothing for granted, but we won’t be facing the same level of opposition in our next two games.
Mansfield will be fired up and certainly well drilled, but captain chaos (madueke) and Eze will be dizzying them into errors. It won’t be as easy as Portsmouth, but whatever team he puts out should have enough.
Then on to Leverkusen, and a team who won’t necessarily be all about the low block.
Yesterday’s results mean we don’t even need a draw at the Etihad, but a win there for us would be the defining moment, silence all the doubters and it becomes a procession from there on.
As for our ...
Havertz was key in that. The ball is sticking to him and he looks physically stronger to hold off defenders. I'll say again, him with Gyökeres is gonna unlock something. I'm hoping Arteta's saving it for the home straight.
In the dressing room before the 1989 Anfield game, GG put up cutouts from Souness's article in The Sun saying Liverpool v Arsenal was men against boys.
They shoved it right up his chuffbox that night...
Ah, yes, there is that as well!!
I hope Arteta has a few more mental tricks up his sleeve.
But ultimately, it's the player who must produce the magic.
I read the BBC report on the game that people were getting pissed off about. I didn't think it was that bad, just mentioned how rivals are viewing us. It ended on a positive note. This is not new. We ...
Yesterday’s results mean we don’t even need a draw at the Etihad, but a win there for us would be the defining moment, silence all the doubters and it becomes a procession from there on.
As for our performance, meh, LinkedIn Liam was praised as a masterclass to come to us and not try to score for 75 mins when needing a goal.
It’s not gone unnoticed that we’re vulnerable in the final 15 minutes of games and oppos are saving strong subs (shall we call them, um, ‘finishers’) to come in and damage us. In that respect , yesterday was a great moment to show we are still strong enough to close out these tight games.
The invincibles were mainly guys who'd won stuff in England before, it's more important, IMHO, for this team to just keep the wins coming whatever the competition.
I agree with this. As much as Saka says they're keeping the press and social media talk at bay, it does seem at the moment there are some nerves, but because our defenders are so good (and Raya again was brilliant, aside from that brain fart pass at the start), we're notching up the results.
I think there'll be a time and it's coming soon, where they will be so many big games coming in quick succession that if they get in the zone, everything else will fade into the distance, the rivals' bitching, the fans, even the manager. They are still in all competitions and the Carabao Cup is the first test of that and I do think that winning that, especially that it's against City will signal something big is happening.
That’s the thing. We won’t be the first team to build on a siege mentality.
Mik has from for sticking printouts of opposing managers, players, pundits,and journos comments on the dressing room walls...
In the dressing room before the 1989 Anfield game, GG put up cutouts from Souness's article in The Sun saying Liverpool v Arsenal was men against boys.
They shoved it right up his chuffbox that night.
Again, I don't know how you "prioritise". I definitely think all focus should be on winning the league. The Champions League should be just go out and enjoy it. But you can't be dropping players. Whil...
Zubimendi is brilliant, but he did dither again a bit last night. There was a chance to put Saka through on goal and he dithered and ultimately played the wrong pass and lost the ball. I'd like him to play more adventurous forward passes because I think he definitely has the talent for it. Perhaps next season things will loosen up if we can get over the line this season.
The invincibles were mainly guys who'd won stuff in England before, it's more important, IMHO, for this team to just keep the wins coming whatever the competition.
We aren’t going to win every game though, competing for everything is going to catch us out and I think if we try for everything, we won’t manage anything, just my opinion
You can say the same about the invincible season, going out the cups helped the team win the league - half and half really but if I could chose I’d pick the league this year
But then again I don’t t...
The invincibles were mainly guys who'd won stuff in England before, it's more important, IMHO, for this team to just keep the wins coming whatever the competition.
We were basically in this position under Wenger previously. We went out of all the cup competitions in the space of a couple of weeks, including losing the League Cup final to Birmingham, and ultimat...
You can say the same about the invincible season, going out the cups helped the team win the league - half and half really but if I could chose I’d pick the league this year
But then again I don’t think there will ever be a better time to get the the champs league final
These things keep me up at night 😂
This is my point, Arteta wants to win it all but some prioritising of the league would be my preference, anyone else?
We were basically in this position under Wenger previously. We went out of all the cup competitions in the space of a couple of weeks, including losing the League Cup final to Birmingham, and ultimately didn't win the league. Winning keeps the momentum up.
That’s the thing. We won’t be the first team to build on a siege mentality.
Mik has from for sticking printouts of opposing managers, players, pundits,and journos comments on the dressing room walls...
I read the BBC report on the game that people were getting pissed off about. I didn't think it was that bad, just mentioned how rivals are viewing us. It ended on a positive note. This is not new. We had it with George Graham's teams. There's still so much football to be played. I would still love us to win with a few good attacking performances thrown in. A good win at the Etihad would be very welcome, even if an ugly win up there will do just as well.
This is my point, Arteta wants to win it all but some prioritising of the league would be my preference, anyone else?
Again, I don't know how you "prioritise". I definitely think all focus should be on winning the league. The Champions League should be just go out and enjoy it. But you can't be dropping players. While Zubimendi and Rice both look exhausted at times (and again I was pissed off at the negativity from Zubimendi, who for me encapsulates Arteta's over-cautious approach), and while Nørgaard has done ok in the cameos he's been given, can he sustain it through the big, tense games? I guess only one way to find out.
Yep, not easy at all. It's a lot of games and March is especially congested.
This is my point, Arteta wants to win it all but some prioritising of the league would be my preference, anyone else?
When you look at our 8 games they are spread well over 2 months give or take
I know Arteta wants to win everything but there is never going to be a better time to win the league, 8 games over 2 month...
We simply must not, cannot lose from here. that adds its own pressure, but we're in the driving seat and City faltering against Forest got the biggest cheer because the narrative of them being relentless chasers cracked last night. They're fallible. But we still have to go up there and beat them and I think we're well capable, especially if Havertz stays fit and Arteta plays him alongside Gyökeres rather than as a replacement. I think the criticism of Gyökeres from some last night was over-the-top. Yes, he's clumsy on the ball, but you know what he does best, it;s criminal not to get it to him quickly and often.
The narrative is ridiculous. I ignore all of the shit from the media, pundits and the other managers. The funny thing is, I think all that shit drives Arteta and the team on.
That’s the thing. We won’t be the first team to build on a siege mentality.
Mik has from for sticking printouts of opposing managers, players, pundits,and journos comments on the dressing room walls. There’s no shortage of shit out there, use it the right way and this team becomes razor sharp focused on their target.
You just need to add a possible 7 CL games, 4 FA Cup games and the League Cup final. Plus internationals.
Yep, not easy at all. It's a lot of games and March is especially congested.
When you look at our 8 games they are spread well over 2 months give or take
I know Arteta wants to win everything but there is never going to be a better time to win the league, 8 games over 2 month...
You just need to add a possible 7 CL games, 4 FA Cup games and the League Cup final. Plus internationals.
Cynical? Looking good? Not quite Begbie, but couldnae give a flying fuck! The BBC and all the other rage bait merchants can stick it right up their holes!
I mean, we've never been dirty like Pulis's Stoke, but all that time-wasting is cynical and Raya going down and staying down is a cyclical timewasting move. The third one he did, even he felt embarrassed that it was so obvious and got up straight away.
But I agree, I could give a flying fuck either. I'm juts not gonna pretend that we're not king of the dark arts. It's there Italian in me. Just win!
When you look at our 8 games they are spread well over 2 months give or take
I know Arteta wants to win everything but there is never going to be a better time to win the league, 8 games over 2 months is unheard of
Well in ollie. Very enjoyable blog today, thanks blogs.
Cheers!
What happened to Hurzeler in his life to make him such a little whinging cunt? Or was he born that way? Arteta's comments are brilliant.
Well in ollie. Very enjoyable blog today, thanks blogs.
6 wins gives us 85 points.
More than Pool last season, but we’re not deserving of the title… 🤔
The narrative is ridiculous. I ignore all of the shit from the media, pundits and the other managers. The funny thing is, I think all that shit drives Arteta and the team on.
Goodly morning.
Good atmosphere at that pub Ollie, thanks.
I actually didn't even know I was supposed to hate ButtHurtzeler till this morning
6 wins gives us 85 points.
More than Pool last season, but we’re not deserving of the title… 🤔
Hey blogs you missed item 5 on your list at the top of the blog:
Switching the channel to see Man Utd lose in the 90th minute to 10 man Newcastle!!!!
I love it when Arsenal win, it’s the best thing in football, but when we do it and it really annoys an irritating little prick like this, it’s even better. Anyway, he is now irrelevant to us this season, but we should be magnanimous enough to to say thanks for the 6 points, and for the 5 you’ve taken off City. Dickhead.
Chef's kiss
We only need to win 6 if that includes city
Let's win them all
Well in, Oliver and his Army.
Morning, supporters of ugly football.
Elvis Costello reference on a Thursday morning
i got as far as working out that even is we lose to citeh but win our other 7 games, we're the champions
I struggle to convince myself we will win all 7 of those, there’s still a stumble coming somewhere, but on yesterday’s Forest show, the same can be said of Citeh.
It’s not going to be pretty but we need to keep going.
Moyes has this week already bemoaned our tactics yet you can be certain he’s going to park the bus and timewaste the whole game to try to earn a point, and bully at corners and throws. His answer will be ‘if it’s good enough for Arsenal to do, then it’s fine for everyone else’ - the narrative is already set by the pundits and unbiased (🤣) journalists.
We have to expect this to be the norm for the remaining games. Ignore the noise, galvanise and see it through.
My fingernails are completely ruined.
Well in Ollie
Hürzeler is a right prick of the highest order, will celebrate his sacking soon
I especially love it when there’s a reaction from Arteta, it warms my heart and putting this cock in his place isn’t enough
Just want to say Hurzeler is a cunt!
Well in, Ollie, from the edge of the box, with a slight deflection.
Fabian Hürtzler will get the sack soon enough, Brighton should be higher than 13th.
This! I have a feeling the toddler will be replaced by di Zerbi. Tony Bloom doesn't strike me as a man to tolerate antics designed to detract from their awful form this season. Not as if there's been compensation in their usually eye-catching football.
Well in, Ollie, from the edge of the box, with a slight deflection.
Fabian Hürtzler will get the sack soon enough, Brighton should be higher than 13th.
That Jamiroquai clip is the perfect example of perceptions and how things get shifted around to suit agendas. Jay Kay’s a drunken obnoxious celebrity: check. Being hounded by paparazzi: let’s ignore t...
Cynical? Looking good? Not quite Begbie, but couldnae give a flying fuck! The BBC and all the other rage bait merchants can stick it right up their holes!
Well no more of " nice kick around with the boys then"
Well in, Ollie G! You sarf central gangster, you! Da original Giroud.
i got as far as working out that even is we lose to citeh but win our other 7 games, we're the champions
Indeed. The target is to mathematically eliminate 19 teams! 😉🏆
when you put it like that...
I keep forgetting that Mosquera is Spanish!
Indeed. The target is to mathematically eliminate 19 teams! 😉🏆
Heh, I know it’s not a priority in any meaningful way, but if you follow baseball league formats, beat Everton and that’s another 3 teams who’s title hopes are mathematically eliminated (in addition t...
that's good mathsing
Beat Everton and we'll be ten points ahead of City as they start against West Ham.
Heh, I know it’s not a priority in any meaningful way, but if you follow baseball league formats, beat Everton and that’s another 3 teams who’s title hopes are mathematically eliminated (in addition to the 10 already).
Arse. Well in ollie.
Morning all.
Just win.
typo alert!
7 minutes off added time
That Jamiroquai clip is the perfect example of perceptions and how things get shifted around to suit agendas. Jay Kay’s a drunken obnoxious celebrity: check. Being hounded by paparazzi: let’s ignore that and call them humble photographers. One of the humble photographers dents his car, so Jay Kay gets out and physically and verbally threatens a photographer and gets head-butted.
Result, a load of wanky talking heads who make a living from salacious gossip salivate over the incident and people call it “little mam syndrome” ignoring the fact that an even smaller man defended himself.
I felt dirty watching that!
Arsenal are playing ugly, cynical football. They won. That’s all I care about. Can they keep winning playing like that? Maybe. But considering how many times Arsène Wenger bemoaned rival managers like Pulis and Allardyce for playing cynical football, I can laugh at the Brighton manager, but I can’t pretend we’ve not been there.
Havertz is the key for me. He was good when he came on but we need to see him with Gyökeres who again got little service. Two shots on target is not great at all. But our defenders were the only ones who came out of this looking good, especially Hincapié and our rock at the back Gabriel!
And congrats to Saka for the goal on his 300th game for The Arsenal.
And fuck em all, they can all cry about our football. I won’t apologise for it. But I won’t pretend the criticism is unjust!
arse!
will in, ollie!
bonjour everyone!
Beat Everton and we'll be ten points ahead of City as they start against West Ham.
We only need to win 6 if that includes city
Eight games to go. Five of them at home, and only one outside London. That is the City game at the Etihad.
City's games before the Fizzy Cup Final are the Barcodes away in the FA, Madrid away, away at Spam, and Madrid at home.
Potential there for some season-ending injuries and general frustration.
Arse. Well in Ollie
If Palace can inflict more misery on the lot, it would have been a perfect round of games for us.
Eight games to go. Five of them at home, and only one outside London. That is the City game at the Etihad.
oh, wow, didn't realise that.
Eight games to go. Five of them at home, and only one outside London. That is the City game at the Etihad.
That Jay Kay clip is gold dust.
What a small man in every way.
Was keeping misswoo's household informed of the goings on last night at Brighton and it was full of remarks about the biased commentating of the TNT bloke.
Fine margins, yes, but a 1-0 win gives you the same three points as a 5-0 win. Just less stress.
I'd say it gives you more stress, but who am I to think that? :-D
Fixed ;)
Fine margins, yes, but a 1-0 win gives you the same three points as a 5-0 win. Just less stress.
I'd say it gives you more stress, but who am I to think that? :-D
Arse!
Well in the Frelgian.
**woowaves**
*woowaves* back.
Well in, Oliver and his Army.
Morning, supporters of ugly football.
Arse!
Well in the Frelgian.
**woowaves**