Yesterday was not that bad!
Yeah, it was alright I guess...
Yesterday was not that bad!
Morning Swamp Dwellers Slayers...
"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."
René Decartes
Deep!
It’s considerably more than once with me!
If all Eze does for us is score goals against Spuds, then I'm ok with that.
North London Derby goals since 2025
Tottenham - 3
Eberechi Eze - 5
Nice that C115y only took 1 pt from the Tottenham and Arsenal have taken all 6 pts.
It’s very funny on X right now. All those tactico influencers who have been quiet these past few games are out in force, not cheering and being happy, but dissing all the doubters, calling fellow Arse...
"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."
René Decartes
It’s very funny on X right now. All those tactico influencers who have been quiet these past few games are out in force, not cheering and being happy, but dissing all the doubters, calling fellow Arsenal fans “disgusting” for doubting Gyökeres and Arteta. I won’t post anything on here but it just saddens me (I know, I know!).
I’m so happy for Viktor, that felt like a performance we were all expecting more of. Hold up play was good. Still some struggles, but the lay-off for Eze, and the strikes were superb. Why can’t we all just enjoy it rather than use it to fuel more hate?
If all Eze does for us is score goals against Spuds, then I'm ok with that.
And assists against City
And two proper centre forward goals for Gyoky. Well done, lad.
Just saw his game reel. Loved those goals. Trademark ones. Hadn’t realised Ødegaard assist for the second. More of this please!
He's buggered if they get relegated.
Heh, could hit his goals average.
If all Eze does for us is score goals against Spuds, then I'm ok with that.
He's buggered if they get relegated.
And two proper centre forward goals for Gyoky. Well done, lad.
Expressions:
"The last I saw that was good here was Beyonce"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If all Eze does for us is score goals against Spuds, then I'm ok with that.
Glenfiddich 12 is a solid choice
Cheers Kleinie!
Proving he can manage Spurts after all.
Heh!
Buzzing.
Got some Glenfiddich 12 year malt for this one. Just caught Mrs DB10 humming the Gyok song.
"He comes from Sweden, the girls are very nice
He dumped his girlfriend, to play in red and white...
Glenfiddich 12 is a solid choice
Buzzing.
Got some Glenfiddich 12 year malt for this one. Just caught Mrs DB10 humming the Gyok song.
"He comes from Sweden, the girls are very nice
He dumped his girlfriend, to play in red and white
He's scoring goals with the cannon on his chest
His name is Viktor, Viktor Gyökeres!
De-de-de-de-deh de-de-de-de-de.
Wolves annoyed and awoke the bear that then feasted on the chickens.
Massively relieved.
Happy Birthday Johnny Radford.
Arsenal Legend.
👍👍
After that result Thomas Frank must be enjoying a wank
Proving he can manage Spurts after all.
After that result Thomas Frank must be enjoying a wank
Massively relieved.
Happy Birthday Johnny Radford.
Arsenal Legend.
This!
Massively relieved.
Happy Birthday Johnny Radford.
Arsenal Legend.
Arteta on Eze: "I could see that he wanted to prove something. He was upset, even with me, because I didn’t play him the other day. I’m starting to understand how to get the best out of him now."
Hope he’s also understanding how to get the best of Gyökeres too.
Quintuple? Are you including the grand national?
Tottenham relegation
Just looked at my phone.
What a lovely surprise!
It doesn't make all the world's miseries disappear, but it sure does lighten the load - especially away in the NLD.
I bet there's a deep pool of embarrassment for the bright spark who came up with the idea to tell the announcer introduce the game thus: "Sometimes there's a fire to be lit. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready..."
That aged well.
St Totteringham's Day is two points away!
So would have been today if without Wolves mishap
Quintuple? Are you including the grand national?
Did we win the preseason Emirates Super League?
Charity shield ?? Facing ourselves A vs B team .. and Club World Cup.
The quintuple is still on
Quintuple? Are you including the grand national?
Nope! He royally fucked up as much as Rice did today.
Yeah he did make a bad mistake, but he is allowed a rare mistake when he has been really good throughout the season. Also we have to get rid of these mistake a game leading to a goal.
Wolves are better than Spurs.
Right now yeah.. But more importantly West Ham and Nottingham are as well and they are breathing down their necks .. .. ..
Bloody new manager bounce! Would have been 4-0 otherwise!!
😂
Bloody new manager bounce! Would have been 4-0 otherwise!!
And kept our heads and shape across the pitch. Something so missing against Wolves
Wolves are better than Spurs.
Honestly just had a bit more quality in the key moments and didn’t do the self destruct thing. The reality is we absolutely dominated them first half.
And kept our heads and shape across the pitch. Something so missing against Wolves
I wasn't able to watch that much of the 2nd half
What did we do different?
Honestly just had a bit more quality in the key moments and didn’t do the self destruct thing. The reality is we absolutely dominated them first half.
Eze has 5 NL derby goals in two games. He’ll be rocketing up that list in no time
St Totteringham's Day is two points away!
That’s one of the earliest I can recall
“Viktor Gyokeres has scored more goals in 2026 across all competitions than any other Premier League player, with eight of his 15 total goals for the Gunners coming this calendar year.”
Surprising stat
St Totteringham's Day is two points away!
I have to admit that at half time I was more than a bit stressed out about the way we were misplacing passes and risking leaving the door open to them. But bloody hell we smashed them in the second ha...
I wasn't able to watch that much of the 2nd half
What did we do different?
I have to admit that at half time I was more than a bit stressed out about the way we were misplacing passes and risking leaving the door open to them. But bloody hell we smashed them in the second half
Northbank must be his dealer
Heh! he's local to me as well ;)
The quintuple is still on
The second goal was brilliant.
His 1st wasn't too shabby either
Too many harsh criticism on Raya after the Wolves game. He has been excellent, all top keepers make rare mistakes.
I can only assume he called for ball against Wolves. That was beyond routine. I have a hard time believing he didn’t. Gabriel freaked out to my eyes.
Arsenal striker Viktor Gyokeres, speaking to BBC Sport: "It was a very good performance. We started really well, created some good chances from the beginning. We took the lead and it was disappointing...
The second goal was brilliant.
Arsenal striker Viktor Gyokeres, speaking to BBC Sport: "It was a very good performance. We started really well, created some good chances from the beginning. We took the lead and it was disappointing...
The key to unlocking him is in that 3rd paragraph
Northbank must be his dealer
gotta plug? lol :D
Arsenal striker Viktor Gyokeres, speaking to BBC Sport: "It was a very good performance. We started really well, created some good chances from the beginning. We took the lead and it was disappointing to concede straight away, but we kept going and created chances in the second half. We took them as well.
"We felt we were in the game in a good way. We wanted to start again and create more chances. We went that way and performed really well in the second half."
On his performance: "It was good. I could have done a few things better, but it was enjoyable for me. When I'm involved like I was today, it helps my game."
On his second goal: "It's good when you get in that position. I got a good first touch and struck it well."
Would love to be on what Theo is on. He's always so positive lol.
Northbank must be his dealer
Like NB, I was a tad frustrated with Saka at times, but he's still feeling the impact of his injury, so I'll cut him so slack. Just wish he could make the nice, clean connection with the ball the like...
Thought he was very good today
Too many harsh criticism on Raya after the Wolves game. He has been excellent, all top keepers make rare mistakes.
Nope! He royally fucked up as much as Rice did today.
Like NB, I was a tad frustrated with Saka at times, but he's still feeling the impact of his injury, so I'll cut him so slack. Just wish he could make the nice, clean connection with the ball the likes of Harry Wilson make. A lot of his shots have been scruffy and scuffed.
Would love to be on what Theo is on. He's always so positive lol.
Pure desire and heart not to give up on the play. Many keepers would have stood there helplessly and watched it cross the line
Yes
Pure desire and heart not to give up on the play. Many keepers would have stood there helplessly and watched it cross the line
Too many harsh criticism on Raya after the Wolves game. He has been excellent, all top keepers make rare mistakes.
I don’t know why everyone is so frickin' hyped. Beating a Go-Karting club at football isn't such a big fuckin' deal is it?
i get the impression that MA8 had *NOBODY* practising lap times this week.....totally fuckin' negligent!!! 😡
Arteta Out!
Blogs, the ratings are for the wolves game
Haha aye
Trying to think of better ones from an Arsenal keeper. Not many. Seaman v Sheffield United, Lehmann v Real off Raul.
Pure desire and heart not to give up on the play. Many keepers would have stood there helplessly and watched it cross the line
Blogs, the ratings are for the wolves game
The onus is on the players to take risk. They were doing that today especially in the second half.
For whatever reason Timber decided to make that long interior pass for Gyok’s first goal and bang ri...
That was a risky pass and very well executed. Need more of that. A very brave performance from the team with all the pressure.
Sorry bass s.p2 already won the internet today with: "Arsenal decided they didn't want to embarrass Spurs 4-1 time only."
Never mind.
In aggregate, I'd 8-2 be a Tottenham fan.
Sorry bass s.p2 already won the internet today with: "Arsenal decided they didn't want to embarrass Spurs 4-1 time only."
The onus is on the players to take risk. They were doing that today especially in the second half.
For whatever reason Timber decided to make that long interior pass for Gyok’s first goal and bang right into the net. Honestly that is probably the first pass of that type all season.
Raya needed that big moment to save it from being 3-2
Trying to think of better ones from an Arsenal keeper. Not many. Seaman v Sheffield United, Lehmann v Real off Raul.
In aggregate, I'd 8-2 be a Tottenham fan.
He’s just got a joy and unpredictability that encourages more spontaneity. Much more interior runs by Saka today as he knew Eze would combine with him. Also Eze switches up his movement and positions ...
Today was his first shot on goal since his last goal against spurs
Raya needed that big moment to save it from being 3-2
Eze is not the safest of players but we have more direct balls through the middle when he’s playing.
He’s just got a joy and unpredictability that encourages more spontaneity. Much more interior runs by Saka today as he knew Eze would combine with him. Also Eze switches up his movement and positions and makes it tough to guess what he’ll do
Eze is not the safest of players but we have more direct balls through the middle when he’s playing.
I still think we don't play it into him enough through the middle. Arteta doesn't like that central area it seems. But he took his goals well. Wish Gyökeres had got the hat-trick.
The secret today was not sitting on the lead, not sure if it was because it was the derby or the message has finally got through. They were there for the taking, and we took them
Hard and true, right up the rubbery poultry butt.
Also mindgames .. but we have 1 week break now so maybe..
For sure mind games but he can’t be too far off
Eze is not the safest of players but we have more direct balls through the middle when he’s playing.
To me it looks like Saka has lost that yard of pace and it's s shame, he can't quite as easily get away from his marker. But early days. I really, really want to see Havertz back soon. Eze was god tod...
There is not two guys that are key. They all need to raise their game when called upon like today. The Saka/Eze partnership was really good today.
Mikel was saying he was in contention
For today so he can’t be too far off
Also mindgames .. but we have 1 week break now so maybe..
1g of dried mushroom, depends on the mushroom but probably about a stem and fruit (the mushroomy bit). But that also depends, some are more potent than others. If you get them ready ground and weigh it dry, 1g seems a fair dose. I had 1g in some chocolate and it was a pleasant 3-4 hour trip.
Forgot about Havertz...what's his status?
Mikel was saying he was in contention
For today so he can’t be too far off
To me it looks like Saka has lost that yard of pace and it's s shame, he can't quite as easily get away from his marker. But early days. I really, really want to see Havertz back soon. Eze was god tod...
Forgot about Havertz...what's his status?
Ah yeah sorry, missed responding. Depends. When they say set and setting, generally it means mindset has to be good. If it's the first time definitely don't go for a big dose (no more than 1g) and pre...
Nice one thanks NB! Appreciate it.
That's definitely on Arteta. He's overplayed him and not learned the lessons from doing the same to the likes of Saka and Havertz.
To me it looks like Saka has lost that yard of pace and it's s shame, he can't quite as easily get away from his marker. But early days. I really, really want to see Havertz back soon. Eze was god today, but still wasteful at times. I think more and more Havertz-Gyökeres is the key to our season.
Ah yeah sorry, missed responding. Depends. When they say set and setting, generally it means mindset has to be good. If it's the first time definitely don't go for a big dose (no more than 1g) and pre...
How many's that? 20?
I agree.. about Dolly.. Legend ..
but not about that Whitney statement that song was an absolute banger .. Her voice hits the sole
😂 ”soul”
I agree.. about Dolly.. Legend ..
but not about that Whitney statement that song was an absolute banger .. Her voice hits the sole
It's impressive singing for sure
Just too show offy for me
Been rewatching House again recently:
"But as the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want"."
Was only relatively recently that I knew that Whitney Houston wasn't the original singer of I will always love you.
Original is miles better, Whitney Houston version is unbearable
I agree.. about Dolly.. Legend ..
but not about that Whitney statement that song was an absolute banger .. Her voice hits the sole
I like Timber a lot but I felt more secure seeing Mosquera there. He's got a bit more pace and a bit more directness. Timber looks weary from a long season. Give him a breather.
That's definitely on Arteta. He's overplayed him and not learned the lessons from doing the same to the likes of Saka and Havertz.
There's a standard he set of a minimum 8 score in every game hardly a misplaced pass and winning every tackle. The fact he's fallen a bit below that in recent games is probably why it seems to some hi...
I think we take his security on the ball for granted and today he made excellent decisions on when to overlap and the timing was spot on. There is no need to bomb forward every possession when Saka already has the better of his man.
I tried to ask you the other day about them, do you have to in a good place mentally for them?
Ah yeah sorry, missed responding. Depends. When they say set and setting, generally it means mindset has to be good. If it's the first time definitely don't go for a big dose (no more than 1g) and preferably with a sitter, someone who's been there and knows how to pull you out of any difficulty that might arise. Ironically though, they're good for changing mind state from depressed to happy, good for treating depression, but clinically that's with a psychotherapist present or some kind of spiritual healer or old dude hippie!
Please don't go on my advice if you've not tried before though. I would urge caution, but as far as shrooms, they're probably the safest psychedelic you can take as long as you keep the dose low, 1g or under.
Dolly Parton is a legend tbh. Some of her songs are excellent.
Btw was quoting the office !
Timber has definitely been overplayed he is so so good . Seriously he might actually be the best defender at the club.. and only we understand how good he is. But he needs to get time off tobheal and rest.. Great decision to bring in Mosquera he is more than capable I suspect Ben White needs to be managed with his injuries.
Dolly Parton is a legend tbh. Some of her songs are excellent.
Was only relatively recently that I knew that Whitney Houston wasn't the original singer of I will always love you.
Original is miles better, Whitney Houston version is unbearable
I thought this was a good match for his skillset
Going to be tense end to the season but at least can relax today
If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain. You know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton is a legend tbh. Some of her songs are excellent.
I agree he’s played too much and I love Mosquera to see games out. But Timber was getting a lot of stick and objectively speaking he actually had a very good game.
There's a standard he set of a minimum 8 score in every game hardly a misplaced pass and winning every tackle. The fact he's fallen a bit below that in recent games is probably why it seems to some his form has dipped and maybe the stick is undeserved but there have been mistakes.
Going to be tense end to the season but at least can relax today
If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain. You know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton
Heh! Maybe there was somewhere magic in there after all. the cold's almost gone as well. Happy daze!
I tried to ask you the other day about them, do you have to in a good place mentally for them?
Yeah you can save the mushrooms for another time
Heh! Maybe there was somewhere magic in there after all. the cold's almost gone as well. Happy daze!
As I said, I like a lot of what he does. He's a world class player. I just think he looks a bit tired and I saw several little mistakes. the yellow was one of them he let his player get past him. It's...
I agree he’s played too much and I love Mosquera to see games out. But Timber was getting a lot of stick and objectively speaking he actually had a very good game.
Yes, there's some calm now.
Yeah you can save the mushrooms for another time
Going to enjoy being able to sleep tonight after an arsenal match
Feels like the first time for a while
Going to enjoy being able to sleep tonight after an arsenal match
Yes. And eat.
Think MotD highlights will get several views tonight
Going to enjoy being able to sleep tonight after an arsenal match
Yes, there's some calm now.
Going to enjoy being able to sleep tonight after an arsenal match
There’s a joy between Saka and Eze that I really like- it invites spontaneity
Timber had one misplaced pass but I think if you watch that game again it was a high class performance from him.
As I said, I like a lot of what he does. He's a world class player. I just think he looks a bit tired and I saw several little mistakes. the yellow was one of them he let his player get past him. It's just a feeling that he looks a bit tired, little mistakes creeping into his game.
Lovely touch for the 3rd goal
His touch was exceptional today
Think Gyökeres is 17 goal contributions in 34 games now. Numbers starting to look respectable.
Lovely touch for the 3rd goal
I like Timber a lot but I felt more secure seeing Mosquera there. He's got a bit more pace and a bit more directness. Timber looks weary from a long season. Give him a breather.
Timber had one misplaced pass but I think if you watch that game again it was a high class performance from him.
I like Timber a lot but I felt more secure seeing Mosquera there. He's got a bit more pace and a bit more directness. Timber looks weary from a long season. Give him a breather.
Agree on Timber, has more or less played every game, defo needs a break
I like Timber a lot but I felt more secure seeing Mosquera there. He's got a bit more pace and a bit more directness. Timber looks weary from a long season. Give him a breather.
If they play forward, one and two touch, like they did in the second half then we'll be fine. The worry is they'll just revert to the sideways and back bollocks.
We played nice stuff in the first half too but the anxiety makes it hard to evaluate properly
Given the inherent vagaries of top-level sport, why do you post such a thing, NB? Just as we had our horror show against Wolves, both Real and Barcelona have lost matches against teams they were expec...
We've had several. Even today it looked dodgy for a while. I'm nervous. I still doubt we'll get there because the front four still don't look cohesive. As others have said, just get it to Gyökeres, play him in, tee him up. But Saka doesn't do it, Rice doesn't do it. We've been playing nervously for several games, it's not been a blip. Today, we rode our luck with Gabriel's theatrical dive from minimal contact at 2-1 when they put it in the net. But for me, when Gyökeres has the ball in that area with a bit of space, he's fucking deadly. We simply have not been playing ton his strengths and I just get worried.
Think Gyökeres is 17 goal contributions in 34 games now. Numbers starting to look respectable.
If they play forward, one and two touch, like they did in the second half then we'll be fine. The worry is they'll just revert to the sideways and back bollocks.
This league is hard as fuck. Everyone has to slog through games. Ass whippings are few and far between. This goes for City too
Given the inherent vagaries of top-level sport, why do you post such a thing, NB? Just as we had our horror show against Wolves, both Real and Barcelona have lost matches against teams they were expec...
I think it was a fair comment. We needed to see a combo around Gyokores that was going to work
Is Jesus carrying a knock we know about or is Arteta fed up with the ineffective displays
He's washed up really
Very good performance, total commitmrnt from all. Spuds are fucking abject, but do are Wolves. This was good, Gyökeres was excellent, Eze brought it against his bunnies. Well done lads, I halfheartedly believe again!
I remember the fear when shearer closed in in our box. I'd love it if gyok could replicate a bit of that
There's a great video on YouTube of shearer hitting an indirect free kick from 6 yards
Can see the fear in the wall of defenders 😂
Chelsea and Brighton look tough games. they all do to be honest. The score today was welcome but perhaps flattered us, because we made hard work of it until the 3rd goal. And still we were so wasteful...
If they play forward, one and two touch, like they did in the second half then we'll be fine. The worry is they'll just revert to the sideways and back bollocks.
I like the Arsenal front four, Saka, Eze, Gyökeres and Trossard. It has to work this time. No excuses.
Given the inherent vagaries of top-level sport, why do you post such a thing, NB? Just as we had our horror show against Wolves, both Real and Barcelona have lost matches against teams they were expected to beat comfortably. I'm not attacking you, just trying to point out every team has an appalling performance in them.
The pity today was Forest couldn’t close the gap on Spuds
Hits it like Shearer used to
I remember the fear when shearer closed in in our box. I'd love it if gyok could replicate a bit of that
Mad to think we've had 4 of our last 5 away from home
Yeah his shots are Koeman level power.. you need him to get shots off over and over.. on him now ..
This
Is Jesus carrying a knock we know about or is Arteta fed up with the ineffective displays
+ don't
This team is good- just put the ball in the fucking net
Is Jesus carrying a knock we know about or is Arteta fed up with the ineffective displays
Chelsea (H), Brighton (A), Everton (H) before we go to City. Should be nine points as well as dispatching Mansfield in the cup.
Chelsea and Brighton look tough games. they all do to be honest. The score today was welcome but perhaps flattered us, because we made hard work of it until the 3rd goal. And still we were so wasteful in attack. There's really no cohesion. I thought Saka was poor again, to me it looks like he just plays for himself. But anyway, did the double over the scum, whatever happens, that's very welcome!
Someone called the Kolo Muani goal earlier
Big win on this today, thank you ☺️
Is that what the kids are calling it now? : ))
its a legendary soothsaying precedent. on here ;p
dytfygougoppppppppij when it was looking bleak pulled a ppontus
Is that what the kids are calling it now? : ))
Chelsea (H), Brighton (A), Everton (H) before we go to City. Should be nine points as well as dispatching Mansfield in the cup.
It was a pressure game and the team came out on top comfortably. Gyok MOTM
Thank God for that cos there's no Winters any more to bail me out...
It’s a little bit him and a little bit of the team but it’s starting to come together. But he is a natural finisher make no mistake about that.
Yeah his shots are Koeman level power.. you need him to get shots off over and over.. on him now ..
At least Arteta didn't take the big man off this time
It’s a little bit him and a little bit of the team but it’s starting to come together. But he is a natural finisher make no mistake about that.
It's the power he generates!
Trust me, I'm a professional
He just needs to get shots off and he will be a succes
It’s a little bit him and a little bit of the team but it’s starting to come together. But he is a natural finisher make no mistake about that.
That huddle gave my bad vibes immediately. It's not like I used my telepathic powers and urged Rice to do it!
cunt!
It was your fault for mentioning Steven fucking Gerrard
They equalised as soon as you said that
That huddle gave my bad vibes immediately. It's not like I used my telepathic powers and urged Rice to do it!
Bloody Liverpool fluked a win over Forest… otherwise would have been above spurs
cunts.
Bloody Liverpool fluked a win over Forest… otherwise would have been above spurs
Hits it like Shearer used to
Reminds me of pod in that respect
More than happy to pull Pontus
I’m not sure
He just needs to get shots off and he will be a succes
Hits it like Shearer used to
I will admit to being overly cynical after they equalised but that immediate loss of focus really has to be stamped out now.
Fair play. Credit to the team today we quite simply kicked their face in but stupid errors in our own half create anxiety understandably
This was a vintage Gyokeres performance…
Yup. He did very well
More than happy to pull Pontus
dytfygougoppppppppij when it was looking bleak pulled a ppontus
Heh
I will admit to being overly cynical after they equalised but that immediate loss of focus really has to be stamped out now.
It was your fault for mentioning Steven fucking Gerrard
They equalised as soon as you said that
Well in my son.....fuck the naysayers!
; )
dytfygougoppppppppij when it was looking bleak pulled a ppontus
Is that tim sherwood choking on his very faint praise for us??
Jamie Redknap I think
That first goal was a fucken rocket
He just needs to get shots off and he will be a succes
Eze still needs to raise his game but FIVE GOALS in 2 matches against Spurs,,; I doubt any other Arsenal player has done tha?
Best game from Gyokeres by a long way!
I will admit to being overly cynical after they equalised but that immediate loss of focus really has to be stamped out now.
Bang on from Theo. Played to the big man's strengths today and he looked so much better.
That first goal was a fucken rocket
Is that tim sherwood choking on his very faint praise for us??
This was a vintage Gyokeres performance…
Well in my son.....fuck the naysayers!
; )
Phenomenal Big Vik today.
A proper CF display
Phenomenal Big Vik today.
Ollie :)
JUST WON!
Well done lads. I had to miss the game and to be honest was scared to check the score on 80mins when I got home… well done
Phenomenal Big Vik today.
Much needed victory, but I'm hacked off with Trossard. Needs to fucking simplify his game and do the simple things. He's become a fucking liability in terms of needlessly giving possession away.
He carried us at points earlier this season but today not the day to be the main character
Arsenal decided they didn't want to embarrass Spurs 4-1 time only.
Heh!
Bang on from Theo. Played to the big man's strengths today and he looked so much better.
I'd 8-2 to be a Sp*rs fan.... Hahaha!
Arsenal decided they didn't want to embarrass Spurs 4-1 time only.
Wenger our Arsenal back..
Professional performance.. Gyokeres Saka , Eze all great..
Smile everyone. What a glorious feeling.
Lovely.
I turned the sound on when the 4th went in. Neville sounds guttee
I refer you all to my 1st arse!
well played hazz
Honestly we were quite good that first half too- just didn’t convert. I get it the nerves make it tough viewing but we performed very well over the full 90
Could've been a hat trick for Gyok today but it's been a brilliant day for him
Get the ball to him!
Much needed victory, but I'm hacked off with Trossard. Needs to fucking simplify his game and do the simple things. He's become a fucking liability in terms of needlessly giving possession away.
Could've been a hat trick for Gyok today but it's been a brilliant day for him
Smile everyone. What a glorious feeling.
I'd 8-2 to be a Sp*rs fan.... Hahaha!
Should play Manic Street Preachers' The Holy Bible. Fitting.
Plus Nicky Wire is a fan of theirs.
Very fitting!
Ahhh I did not know that!
Did well under tge pressure to win. I'm happy
Playing Sterephonics after a loss lolz
Should play Manic Street Preachers' The Holy Bible. Fitting.
Plus Nicky Wire is a fan of theirs.
I refer you all to my 1st arse!
Good for the team. Couldn't not win this one but still.
Playing Sterephonics after a loss lolz
OK this is a statement win.
proper
OK this is a statement win.
technique and movement 6-7. character and shot 9
I’m seeing us just get him the ball in the right scenarios plus him getting more settled. He is a natural goal scorer no doubt about it. Superbly struck goals.
I want to know what Barnaby thinks; I'm interested.
Raya reminding the ref times up lol
Gyok only scores v the shit teams in fairness
Heh
WeAreTottenhamTV session is very much going to happen.
Tottenham should hire Armitage Shanks at this rate.
Dtadium naming rights for sure
Can we play you every week?
Fire drill at the toilet bowl
Hahaha
Don’t give up on that guy yet. He could yet be a 20 goal a season guy
Need to focus on getting it to him as often as possible where he likes to operate. Love how he strikes it.
Fire drill at the toilet bowl
Stadiums are empty everywhere we go!!
They conceding 10 next week?
Tottenham should hire Armitage Shanks at this rate.
technique and movement 6-7. character and shot 9
Don’t give up on that guy yet. He could yet be a 20 goal a season guy
Think he's at just about 1 goal contribution every 2 games now.
Gyok only scores v the shit teams in fairness
Gyok looking a lot more confident and integrated in this team now. 2 excellent goals.
In that left channel again 😉
Tottenham in the midst of an existential crisis.
They now have bigger things to worry about than us... I think.
Don’t give up on that guy yet. He could yet be a 20 goal a season guy
10 league goals for the Ox
Brace.
You love to see it.
Lol fucking Archie Gray the twink trying to out muscle him
So good. Against relegation fodder but still
hahahhha :D
He's getting into a groove that Big Vik
So good. Against relegation fodder but still
Give this man the time!!!
What a goal that was by Gyok
Piss poor from Martinelli there
Re Gyokeres goal, think Aubameyang scored a similar one against them a while back.
Yus!
Re Gyokeres goal, think Aubameyang scored a similar one against them a while back.
Lol Martinelli so un subtle
must be...93 ish of the 97?
Don’t love Noni and Martinelli together
as florida would say "focus"
Gonna be a billion minutes of added time here
Apparently he does some legit good things off the pitch... but that isn't a face for philanthropy.
Indeed
I know. Can't help but panic lol
Wants to be with his fiancé and the puppies
Apparently he does some legit good things off the pitch... but that isn't a face for philanthropy.
What just happened with Saka?
He'll be fine
What just happened with Saka?
Yeah, that fucker annoys me to no end. I don't like his face.
Brazilian Jonjo Shelvey, Richarlison?
Yes
How close was that?
Would hate for the pigeon to get a goal.
Brazilian Jonjo Shelvey, Richarlison?
It was amazing pure reaction
Pure desire to not give up on the play
How close was that?
Would hate for the pigeon to get a goal.
Raya's highlight reels would be phenomenal
Did you see what he did? Unreal reflexes
It was amazing pure reaction
Reminds me of a scene from "The Boys". No spoilers: if you know, you know. Lol
lol I do know
Would have been funny if it had gone off while hidden
Reminds me of a scene from "The Boys". No spoilers: if you know, you know. Lol
Did Raya just scream when that ball went out for a throw?
Did you see what he did? Unreal reflexes
Omg Raya-
Rice sloppy again leading to that
sloppy doesn't cover it
I think rice needs a few weeks off to recharge.
Did Raya just scream when that ball went out for a throw?
Omg Raya-
Rice sloppy again leading to that
Arsenal must've hired a Turkish hair surgeon
That is where Raya is better than Donna
I was just contemplating an S&M WeAreTottenhamTV post game orgasm as well.
Must stay strong.
Oooo elastic arms from Raya
Yikes!
Rice again fucking up
must mean a close one is coming
Fuck me Raya stretch armstrong
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shit!!!!
lol did you see that flare?
Toilet needs fumigation
Would have been funny if it had gone off while hidden
hahahha
the same way the smuggle contraband into prison, the anus?
Would have been funny if it had gone off while hidden
lol did you see that flare?
Hehe
Tottenham faithful heading for the exits
Your average search isn't too thorough is it?
true enough
the same way the smuggle contraband into prison, the anus?
lol did you see that flare?
the same way the smuggle contraband into prison, the anus?
ouch.
how the fuck dyou get that in there? i can't even get in to our place with a bottle of water
Your average search isn't too thorough is it?
He was ragged at times again. I think Timber’s an excellent player but Mosquera adds the directness of Ben White with the skill of Saliba.
He was actually sharp
Four straight wins away to the totters, if this holds
how the fuck dyou get that in there? i can't even get in to our place with a bottle of water
I know! They question everything! The guys on the club level entrances think me carrying a wallet in my jeans pocket is weird.
how the fuck dyou get that in there? i can't even get in to our place with a bottle of water
the same way the smuggle contraband into prison, the anus?
Passes are getting a bit too sloppy
dirty sp*rs cunts chucking shit
how the fuck dyou get that in there? i can't even get in to our place with a bottle of water
At 2-1 we got away with murder. Gabriel’s theatrics saved us. At 2-2 it’s very different.
Got away with one this time
Cam we play the Spuds every week?
All of you guys need to watch this game again. Timber was very good.
He was ragged at times again. I think Timber’s an excellent player but Mosquera adds the directness of Ben White with the skill of Saliba.
dirty sp*rs cunts chucking shit
Another substitution?
Call it overly critical, but we could be well out of sight by now. We have had some really good chances since going 3-1 up and have been wasteful
At 2-1 we got away with murder. Gabriel’s theatrics saved us. At 2-2 it’s very different.
dirty sp*rs cunts chucking shit
It's what monkey's do
All of you guys need to watch this game again. Timber was very good.
yep
Thank goodness for Mosquera but I'm genuinely worried about Ben White now..
dirty sp*rs cunts chucking shit
Wankers
Mosquera’s been excellent. Must be a starter at RB from now on
All of you guys need to watch this game again. Timber was very good.
dirty sp*rs cunts chucking shit
I think Hincapie is very good too
Also yes. First choice for me at LB. Calafiori can be the joker.
I think Hincapie is very good too
Absolutely
Mosquera’s been excellent. Must be a starter at RB from now on
Martinelli and Odegaard on
I think Hincapie is very good too
What an option Mosquera is
Fantastic signing
The reality is there is growing evidence that if you get him the ball where he likes it he scores
He's also playing a lot more in that left channel. Which means we're less lopsided to the right
What an option Mosquera is
could i respectfully and quietly ask what time it is in the real world? i have 73. 50
74.55
could i respectfully and quietly ask what time it is in the real world? i have 73. 50
75
could i respectfully and quietly ask what time it is in the real world? i have 73. 50
75:10
Scary how quickly Tottenham have become shit
could i respectfully and quietly ask what time it is in the real world? i have 73. 50
Or bring on Noni for Saka too
This game does not need Noni
Liverpool, Chelsea and Villa away the toughest ones.
If they don't get their shit together in their next two games (Fulham away and Palace at home), they could actually be in trouble. Liverpool and N...
Relegation it is then..
Cheers, Sp
Or bring on Noni for Saka too
Liverpool, Chelsea and Villa away the toughest ones.
If they don't get their shit together in their next two games (Fulham away and Palace at home), they could actually be in trouble. Liverpool and Nottingham Forest after that.
Gyok stole Saka's shooting boots
"Are you tottennumb in disguise?" lol
Saka and Eze been in a nice little flow state today
But it is only the tottenham
Saka doesn't like Gyok does he, seems a bit frosty.
He’s led the line superbly
Especially in this half.
He’s led the line superbly
He's getting sacked in the morning
Is Tottenham's run-in sticky enough to legit warrant relegation discussions? Let me go check.
I'll wait..
Is Tottenham's run-in sticky enough to legit warrant relegation discussions? Let me go check.
Trossard is getting closer!
Havertz-Gyökeres is the combo. If we can get 15 games of that, we win things.
Love this combo
Clearly the Spuds are not Wolves level.
The reality is there is growing evidence that if you get him the ball where he likes it he scores
Havertz-Gyökeres is the combo. If we can get 15 games of that, we win things.
Fucking rat face coming on to hurt someone?
how long before he's offended and emotionally hurt by someone doing something with a football
"it's so quiet at the lane"
Call it overly critical, but we could be well out of sight by now. We have had some really good chances since going 3-1 up and have been wasteful
Fucking rat face coming on to hurt someone?
This stands to reason. I mean, their stadium is a giant receptable for shit.
😂
For all his flaws, team absolutely needs to play more centrally to accommodate him. He's just not going to hug the corner of the 18-yard box like Havertz.
The reality is there is growing evidence that if you get him the ball where he likes it he scores
This stands to reason. I mean, their stadium is a giant receptable for shit.
true dat.
Love the Thomas Frank doll 😂
Very good likeness 😂
Massive cunt coming on for Spuds
All the tats make it look like a vajazzle
is there a fast forward button?
This stands to reason. I mean, their stadium is a giant receptable for shit.
Massive cunt coming on for Spuds
haha
Massive cunt coming on for Spuds
Love the Thomas Frank doll 😂
I mean there’s still a world where Gyok settles this season and becomes a goal monster still
For all his flaws, team absolutely needs to play more centrally to accommodate him. He's just not going to hug the corner of the 18-yard box like Havertz.
Spuds have been complete shit at home this season. We should have this!
bit early to be singing alez alez alez! boys
I think these Gerams are likiig us. Who knows?
kinell...Germans
Tross looks in a daze to me. Might Nelli do some damage?
Poor lad is likely concussed
Gary Nev being uncharacteristically complementary
I think these Gerams are likiig us. Who knows?
Tross looks in a daze to me. Might Nelli do some damage?
Was just saying the same, get him on
Gary Nev being uncharacteristically complementary
He's also gone very quiet lol
Tross looks in a daze to me. Might Nelli do some damage?
Gary Nev being uncharacteristically complementary
I mean there’s still a world where Gyok settles this season and becomes a goal monster still
Need to give Eze special lenses, so every opposition kit appears black and white
Haha, yes.
Need to give Eze special lenses, so every opposition kit appears black and white
heh
Spurs fans should be very worried. They are in the relegation mix.
Shambolic from them. Thankfully
Need to give Eze special lenses, so every opposition kit appears black and white
Superb strike to break the deadlock
It's that power he generates!
Just feed the Gyok.. Simples
Spurs fans should be very worried. They are in the relegation mix.
Gyok has been great today.
Superb strike to break the deadlock
Look what happens when you play one and two touch and play forward. Who'd have thought it eh?
weird sorcery
I genuinely think he gets reffed unfairly. Hardly gets a call
He needs to stop fighting defenders and look for space
Gyok has been great today.
Look what happens when you play one and two touch and play forward. Who'd have thought it eh?
It'll never catch on
Gyokores having his best game for us
I genuinely think he gets reffed unfairly. Hardly gets a call
We‘re also good at blowing 2 goal leads
Look what happens when you play one and two touch and play forward. Who'd have thought it eh?
Gyokores having his best game for us
Ay been good
Are we allowed to relax now
FUCK NO
But will Arteta pick him again any time this season?
Just go for 4,5,6,7,8
Gyokores having his best game for us
Are we allowed to relax now
No.
Eze like Sunday afternoon
played ppp
Just walked back into living room to that grating Neville cadence knowing something had happened.
Thank god it was us who scored!
Eze really hates these fuckers, doesn't he? 😂
Are we allowed to relax now
Mfers these guys were playing just as well in the first half just didn’t get the goals
Eze so good at times today
My curse finally lifted
Eze like Sunday afternoon
Eze so good at times today
Definitely like a different player.
Eze so good at times today
He’s been on it
Eze so good at times today
Trossard just too main character syndrome today. Team is playing well just facilitate it.
i can hear this crowd already starting to get tetchy. the last 15 minutes is going to be horrendous
We are playing a dangerous game looking to buy soft free kicks too often
Saka surely is the most fouled player in the league
Think there was some stat that proved that he was last season (if not the most in the top few).
Just blast that at goal and look for a rebound sometimes
Team deserves credit if they get another and see this out convincingly.
Really, really needs to happen. Cannot keep hearing about all of these team meetings and platitudes about belief etc.
Rice had to find a red shirt there
yea
Saka surely is the most fouled player in the league
Rice had to find a red shirt there
it was a push buy he'd never get in the nhl
Maybe in the olympics though!
No easing up. Get another.
it was a push buy he'd never get in the nhl
but
Saka has been treated like a football today.
Fucking hell, Gabriel gets an Oscar. We get lucky.
it was a push buy he'd never get in the nhl
Fucking hell, Gabriel gets an Oscar. We get lucky.
So lucky.
FOCUS FOR FUCK SAKE
that was a let off
It's a thing with this team now.
Fucking hell, Gabriel gets an Oscar. We get lucky.
We can't hold on to a lead to save our lives it seems
FOCUS FOR FUCK SAKE
that was a let off
Are we trying to let them back in or what?
You flagged it earlier and you're right. Has to stop that stuff.
It’s his one real weakness
Foul but again I don’t like that from Gab
You flagged it earlier and you're right. Has to stop that stuff.
Foul but again I don’t like that from Gab
soft as anything.
Foul but again I don’t like that from Gab
That is so fucking risky.
Gabriel has to be less of a pussy
It's pathetic.
Gabriel has to be less of a pussy
Gabriel soft as shit there.
Five minutes since we scored and we've hardly had the ball. Same shit, different day.
Eze was greedy there. Gyökeres was free and would have scored.
Let us hope to god this is indeed offside.
Eze sometimes does look a bit somnolent and lost... but he is very much lucid when we play Spurs lol.
Don't sit back and invite them... Do this! ☝🏼
Spence is such a good defender but my god he looks like a fish trying to walk when he gets forward.
So good from Eze. Should maybe have passed in the end, though.
wait until after the 90, just to be safe
Cutting it fine
I'm so far behind but that was the nicest wait ever
wait until after the 90, just to be safe
lol!
I haven't celebrated the goal yet
wait until after the 90, just to be safe
Boy that’ll do his confidence real good
I haven't celebrated the goal yet
lol
How many seconds before we concede?
I haven't celebrated the goal yet
Here we go, giving the ball back to the opposition as soon as we go ahead.
How many seconds before we concede?
45 minutes
How many seconds before we concede?
We got over a minute!
How many seconds before we concede?
My guy...
How many seconds before we concede?
You cannot reach that ability to thundercunt the ball. I'll give him that he can belt it. Love that goal.
This
in the warm ups he does that all day
Was just gonna say how much we missed Haver... And Gyok did that!!!
In that position I have no doubt he’ll score
Even if the keeper gets a tocuh with that power it's not getting stopped.
I did have a feeling that he would score you know
Yeah, some venom on that.
Vicario's reaction is amusing.
You cannot reach that ability to thundercunt the ball. I'll give him that he can belt it. Love that goal.
In that position I have no doubt he’ll score
Now stamp on their fucking throats!!!
This
Now stamp on their fucking throats!!!
Love the GYOK!!! The power man!!!
The Gyok has arrived. What a fucking beauty.
PLEASE, PLEASE CONSOLIDATE THIS NOW
Fuckkkkk that boy can hit a ball
We thoroughly dominated them in the opening 45
...and it's 1-1. Hence, the 'keep your heads' part.
Yep, we squeezed the life out of the opposition
Saliba and Gabriel imperious
fucks sake just get a bit of string bewteen two cups
Come on, we're better than these fuckers. Keep your heads and be courageous.
We thoroughly dominated them in the opening 45
Raya lucky that wasn't higher
Come on, we're better than these fuckers. Keep your heads and be courageous.
Aye whereas 6 months ago it meant game over when we scored
Yep, we squeezed the life out of the opposition
If Ode comes on I would expect Zubi to come off though. Would not take Eze off.
Main character syndrome from these dunces
Why bring the fucking players back out if shit ain't working
cmon ffs NLD and all but these aren't very good
I’m not sure why I get so excited when we get a goal because these days it just feels like it’s the prelude to the opposition scoring
Aye whereas 6 months ago it meant game over when we scored
I’m not sure why I get so excited when we get a goal because these days it just feels like it’s the prelude to the opposition scoring
Init!
I’m not sure why I get so excited when we get a goal because these days it just feels like it’s the prelude to the opposition scoring
And you'd be out again before we win the title if we keep playjng like this.
😂😭😭😭😭
Fucking Dele Alli in da house! He looks a proper muppet
Book the electrician for time wasting!!!
And you'd be out again before we win the title if we keep playjng like this.
Lol
Not Gerrard level, at least. Oh that was glorious.
2nd half! positivity and belief! let's go boyz!! COYG
If a woman had put me through the emotional ringer like Arsenal FC club has over the years I would be in prison for murder
And you'd be out again before we win the title if we keep playjng like this.
I find it hard to berate declan
Rice is a stand-up guy but he looks a bit of a buffoon after that choreographed huddle.
This! His game has become so frustrating. He could put in first time crosses for a change.
How about we switch him and Eze early doors. He seems to do better behind the striker through the middle
If a woman had put me through the emotional ringer like Arsenal FC club has over the years I would be in prison for murder
Reminds me of what someone who sat in front of me said in the last home game before Anfield 89.
I find it hard to berate declan
This! His game has become so frustrating. He could put in first time crosses for a change.
the guy needs to get some sleep with those eyes
That blokes first league goal for Spurs too? lol
no fucking way! haha!!
Trossard just over playing- keep it simple and make the pass or shoot
This! His game has become so frustrating. He could put in first time crosses for a change.
That blokes first league goal for Spurs too? lol
We absolutely battered them but of course two things reared their heads. The finishing and a stupid giveaway.
At least nowadays it’s because we’re fighting for the title, not 4th.
If a woman had put me through the emotional ringer like Arsenal FC club has over the years I would be in prison for murder
Peak James is better player.
I'd have to begrudgingly agree
As for those of you blaming Arteta, his replacement of Cuesta with Heinze, being negative, a coward, failing to bow down to his milkman, not having a comb over, wiping from bottom to front, using a wa...
Lol, just say me; don't be passive aggressive and precious.
It's fatigue with the guy... and I'm not incorrect.
Bullshit watch that half again
It's been that way for decades for me
At least nowadays it’s because we’re fighting for the title, not 4th.
Way back in August, when Don Berta kept signing players, we had our Number 9 and our star playmaker coming back home, I never thought they would fail. They've both been well below what I had imagined they would be. I do think it's Arteta's style. This fear of the centre, this constant conceding of ground, sideways, back, sideways back. For a while it looked like Arteta's tactical genius. Now, it just looks hollow.
They are playing with fear, there's no question about this. It's subtle but way back from a TV screen it's plain to see. They are not going for it, they are trying to work it as per instructions. And the front personnel - all of them, even Saka - are not up to it.
Timber’s overlaps that half were excellent
he did one ffs
As for those of you blaming Arteta, his replacement of Cuesta with Heinze, being negative, a coward, failing to bow down to his milkman, not having a comb over, wiping from bottom to front, using a water filter... discourse on here can be so pathetic at times.
Rice fucked up. No amount of unhinged anti-Arteta vitriol can obscure that undeniable fact.
Supporting this fucking team is killing me
It's been that way for decades for me
It's not hard to overlap and just put a cross in, anyone could do it. They're under instruction.
Problem with Timber is he doesn't have a shot in him, or the ability to make a sharp cut and shoot. He had the ball on the edge of the box unmarked and just kept it looking for a shot. At least with Cala he can rifle them (sometimes).
O.G,Pelanty, Corner.
All in the last ten minutes.
I think he did it once? He's an exceptional defender but I'm sorry he is poor in the final third. Doesn't have any weapons.
Had 2 or 3 perfectly timed when the moment called for it. Super assured on the ball. No need to attack incessantly when Saka already had the beating of his man regularly
Calafiori's done okay there... but he also started out as a CB.
Timber’s overlaps that half were excellent
I think he did it once? He's an exceptional defender but I'm sorry he is poor in the final third. Doesn't have any weapons.
Can we not just sign some actual full backs? Think a lot of our slow tempo issues relate to the fact the ball so often goes to an Hincapie or Timber who then have no idea what to do and just pass back...
they roll their foot on it
Looked a touch performative tbh.
Yeah... and the one leading it causes the fuck up too. 🤦
Can we not just sign some actual full backs? Think a lot of our slow tempo issues relate to the fact the ball so often goes to an Hincapie or Timber who then have no idea what to do and just pass back...
It's not hard to overlap and just put a cross in, anyone could do it. They're under instruction.
From an attacking perspective they are not good. Timber is absolutely horrendous going forward.
Timber’s overlaps that half were excellent
Supporting this fucking team is killing me
From an attacking perspective they are not good. Timber is absolutely horrendous going forward.
Hincapié isn't even a FB lol.
Our fullbacks are pretty good. Our attackers need to fucking score it’s pretty straightforward
From an attacking perspective they are not good. Timber is absolutely horrendous going forward.
You can't have serious huddle after scoring and then concede 24 seconds later. I liked seeing it at the time lol.
Looked a touch performative tbh.
Sorry meant to reply to the gent fancy8ng a 4-1 win
No gents here.
4-1. easy
Our fullbacks are pretty good. Our attackers need to fucking score it’s pretty straightforward
You can't have serious huddle after scoring and then concede 24 seconds later. I liked seeing it at the time lol.
Today I think I saw the attacking deficiency in Timber's game. There were times Saka was marked out but he didn't have the heart to drive through to their 18yard box.
That's the difference between hi...
Peak James is better player.
This has dropped points written all over it. Weak as piss team. I keep getting sucked back in when I swear over and over that I won't but they keep proving they're not worth the hassle
Sorry meant to reply to the gent fancy8ng a 4-1 win
In that part of the pitch it was amateurish
Totally. He fucked up. No getting angry with the rest of the team this time.
This has dropped points written all over it. Weak as piss team. I keep getting sucked back in when I swear over and over that I won't but they keep proving they're not worth the hassle
Can we not just sign some actual full backs? Think a lot of our slow tempo issues relate to the fact the ball so often goes to an Hincapie or Timber who then have no idea what to do and just pass backwards.
Today I think I saw the attacking deficiency in Timber's game. There were times Saka was marked out but he didn't have the heart to drive through to their 18yard box.
That's the difference between him and James from the Chavs
me too. second half's gonna be a banger :)
Hey at least he can dribble through tight spaces. I'll take it.
Maybe, haven't seen it in a while. Art doesn't trust him.
...but Arteta gave them a great big beautiful speech after the United game to alleviate that bad feeling in the tummy; we're fine guys.
Just checked in
Wish I hadn't
Heh. A case of even a bit more shit, then?
Hey at least he can dribble through tight spaces. I'll take it.
I think that's redundant at this point. Every single one of them is shitting up their trousers on a weekly basis.
Heh. A case of even a bit more shit, then?
Feels like choking is well and truly in the DNA of this team. So predictable
You don't fuck up as spectacularly as this team did against Wolves without having it deeply entrenched.
It's this classic Arsenal thing again, isn't it. Where the whole universe and our players moronic ineptitude conspire against us. Historically weakest PL team Wolves panage a draw. Relegation battling Spurs giving us all kinds of problems. Weakest mentality I've ever seen.
Our inability to hold onto leads is getting rather tiresome
I wouldn’t mind quite so much if it was a result of something special from the opposition but so many of the goals are coming from sheer stupidity from our players
Agreed. I like MLS but he has one or two mistakes in him too.
I think that's redundant at this point. Every single one of them is shitting up their trousers on a weekly basis.
Trossard just over playing- keep it simple and make the pass or shoot
Zubi has been fine. Bringing in MLS seems like a panic move.
Agreed. I like MLS but he has one or two mistakes in him too.
If they’re bad, what does it make us?
Our style is so ugly on the eye.
That last 30 seconds sums it up. We're in a good attacking postion the ball goes to Hincapie and it all just stops.
As bad as he's been I leave Rice on and take off Zubi.
Zubi has been fine. Bringing in MLS seems like a panic move.
Feels like choking is well and truly in the DNA of this team. So predictable
too early for that
We bossed that, had many chances to score, they get one chance from another defensive error and score. FFS.
Our inability to hold onto leads is getting rather tiresome
Feels like choking is well and truly in the DNA of this team. So predictable
Rice will make amends for that costly error.
hope so
Rice will make amends for that costly error.
As bad as he's been I leave Rice on and take off Zubi.
We bossed that, had many chances to score, they get one chance from another defensive error and score. FFS.
We did
No excuses. We just have to win. They are very very bad at football
It doesn’t seem to matter how bad a team we play at the moment, we’ll find a way to fuck it up
I don’t hate that performance at all bar the Rice carelessness. They didn’t have a sniff and we were playing reasonably well
We bossed that, had many chances to score, they get one chance from another defensive error and score. FFS.
No excuses. We just have to win. They are very very bad at football
If they’re bad, what does it make us?
Our style is so ugly on the eye.
Best player at the club in tight spaces and breaking through deep blocks via dribbling and we never see him.
Just seems crazy to me.
Maybe he should wear Timbers shirt.
Timber has been pretty good bar one stray pass
No excuses. We just have to win. They are very very bad at football
Get MLS on and play him on midfield.
For who
I think Zubi has been really dangerous with his movement. He’s strolled into the box unmarked at least three times this half and we didn’t have the balls to make the pass
Maybe he should wear Timbers shirt.
Makes no difference. Collectively their heads have gone. I don’t know where the change can come from.
Just chucking darts at the board really.
I see Trossard is playing after what looked like concussion in the Wolves match, really need a stronger law on this.
Get MLS on and play him on midfield.
Best player at the club in tight spaces and breaking through deep blocks via dribbling and we never see him.
I think Zubi has been really dangerous with his movement. He’s strolled into the box unmarked at least three times this half and we didn’t have the balls to make the pass
He’s also not had the balls to make forward passes
I think Zubi has been really dangerous with his movement. He’s strolled into the box unmarked at least three times this half and we didn’t have the balls to make the pass
Get MLS on and play him on midfield.
Makes no difference. Collectively their heads have gone. I don’t know where the change can come from.
slowed down yet again....
Get MLS on and play him on midfield.
Hits his heel. He does that a lot. Very clumsy and flat-footed
Gabriel plays with fire with asking the ref to bail him out too much
He always did that when he joined. He stopped it, but it's creeping back into his game.
Trossard just keep it simple dude
Trossard has been ineffective this half
I wonder will Rice talk about how tough a place this is to go if we draw. I like him but last few interviews have been a bit mmm...
He should have stayed a bit wider, he shut down the space to pass to him. Childish play.
Maybe still a bad pass.
I think were overdue some good juju
It’s been painful
Gabriel plays with fire with asking the ref to bail him out too much
I think were overdue some good juju
Rice's pass was behind him
He should have stayed a bit wider, he shut down the space to pass to him. Childish play.
1 touch in the box for sp*rs 1 goal... story of our lives.
Simple passes being missed
Yeah Tross just take a few more touches mate
God do they both deserve a telling off for that.
Ridiculously shit run from Gyokeres.
Rice's pass was behind him
Nah Rice what are you doing
Ridiculously shit run from Gyokeres.
Fucking hell. Shocking from both Rice and Gyokeres.
Absolutely risible.
Fucking hell Rice what a waste.
Nothing at all really. it's Neville.
aha right
He's been our most dangerous player. Gyok has had a couple of shots early doors and has reverted to type, Eze has been anonymous apart from his goal, Tross has faded out of it and Rice is playing sa...
Timber has been on it. Zubi has been on the front foot but we’ve ignored his runs. Eze is well marked but he’s fighting to find space.
Trossard been sloppy and Gyok typical lumbering about
what for? my streams in german
Nothing at all really. it's Neville.
Saka looking very left footed there.
Neville wants a red card....
what for? my streams in german
Had friends over so missed the first half but from the comments it's pretty much business as usual.
Neville wants a red card....
ffs gyok hold the fucking ball up
I know but he’s shunned at least two square balls that would have created some real danger
He's been our most dangerous player. Gyok has had a couple of shots early doors and has reverted to type, Eze has been anonymous apart from his goal, Tross has faded out of it and Rice is playing safe.
Our Rice the clip they've just shown.....
Saka got nothing for Spence 1v1
Gyok is a sandbag on wheels
still too slow multi touch football.
But he's the only one really up for the fight
I know but he’s shunned at least two square balls that would have created some real danger
Hincapable is a solid pun.
No big problem with Hincapié, though. Do think he looks like a CB being asked to play LB, though. He is, in fact, a CB being asked to play LB.
Yeah, and he looks like it.
our fucking goalie's gone all jelly
Hincapable is a solid pun.
No big problem with Hincapié, though. Do think he looks like a CB being asked to play LB, though. He is, in fact, a CB being asked to play LB.
Incapable couldnhave just let it go out for a goal kick
Should have got a shout.
Hate to criticize Saka as he is creating a fair bit but he’s missing some passes to create considerable danger
But he's the only one really up for the fight
Incapable couldnhave just let it go out for a goal kick
Hincapie even
that long through is worse than ours
Incapable couldnhave just let it go out for a goal kick
Is Heinze a defensive coach? Genuine question cause I have no idea.
His specialisation. Obviously a defender in his playing days.
Hate to criticize Saka as he is creating a fair bit but he’s missing some passes to create considerable danger
that long through is worse than ours
They keep talking about we're great at control, have they not watched our last few games? lol
thats gaz
They keep talking about we're great at control, have they not watched our last few games? lol
Instinct to opportunity is fucking horrendous. How did this bloke score so many?
its crazy
That’s fine he bought the players and they have been making week mental errors but we are playing fine and set up to attack
To be fair, we are indeed playing quite well but there's a bit too much familiar bullshit already on display.
Close, but Gyok's fighting a defender when he should be getting in space
Instinct to opportunity is fucking horrendous. How did this bloke score so many?
why is gyk not on the end of that
Yeah, this team likes to do this shit. Guess who manages them.
That’s fine he bought the players and they have been making week mental errors but we are playing fine and set up to attack
And that’s how we throw points away. It’s been a common thread this season irrespective of being on the front foot
Not only this season I'm afraid
Bro cmon we’ve been on the front foot all game, score a nice goal and Rice decides to dick about in his own end
And that’s how we throw points away. It’s been a common thread this season irrespective of being on the front foot
Cuesta was an individual specialist but who worked with players one on one. Heinze is a defensive coach. If that's not doubling down on defense and structure and moving further away from expressive at...
Is Heinze a defensive coach? Genuine question cause I have no idea.
Bro cmon we’ve been on the front foot all game, score a nice goal and Rice decides to dick about in his own end
Yeah, this team likes to do this shit. Guess who manages them.
I'm gonna say it. Cuesta, Heinze. It doesn't make a blind bit of difference.
Cuesta was an individual specialist but who worked with players one on one. Heinze is a defensive coach. If that's not doubling down on defense and structure and moving further away from expressive attacking football...
Full of nonsense at times is Mikel. Talks about not being negative but replaced Cuesta with fucking Heinze and acts as though creating a smattering of opportunities should be enough to win football ma...
Bro cmon we’ve been on the front foot all game, score a nice goal and Rice decides to dick about in his own end
Are only chance of winning a football match is to score the first goal with the last kick of the game
Or be 4 goals up by halftime
Full of nonsense at times is Mikel. Talks about not being negative but replaced Cuesta with fucking Heinze and acts as though creating a smattering of opportunities should be enough to win football ma...
I'm gonna say it. Cuesta, Heinze. It doesn't make a blind bit of difference.
In that part of the pitch it was amateurish
really was
Are only chance of winning a football match is to score the first goal with the last kick of the game
Very poor decision by Rice
In that part of the pitch it was amateurish
Zubimendi getting into some very dangerous positions and we are not brave enough to give him the ball
Full of nonsense at times is Mikel. Talks about not being negative but replaced Cuesta with fucking Heinze and acts as though creating a smattering of opportunities should be enough to win football matches.
Also, that big intervention after the United match clearly led to fuck all.
Should probably still win this match, though.
Absolutely but Saliba basically guided him to the goal like he was on a red carpet.
certainly did
Absolutely but Saliba basically guided him to the goal like he was on a red carpet.
Easily preventable goal
Absolutely but Saliba basically guided him to the goal like he was on a red carpet.
Very poor decision by Rice
Time and time again this season. Keep handing the initiative to the opposition
Someone called the Kolo Muani goal earlier
Calm? Their heads are not there.
Saliba is droppable at the moment. Those VVD shouts always sounded dumb
That was all Rice though
Saliba is droppable at the moment. Those VVD shouts always sounded dumb
hes a fucking clown and so is rice with his rolling his foot on the ball
Same old shit, we have to work really hard for goals and the opposition don't.
All fucking pointing at their heads after the goal and we go and do that. Fucking idiots
Saliba is droppable at the moment. Those VVD shouts always sounded dumb
Fuck these bottle jobs. Fuck em
Dicking around at the back, fucking clear it you cunts
How can we keep doing this
What the fuck was that, Dec?
What the fuck is the matter with these cunts!!??
nice one rice you fucking moron
This team, man.
How the fuck can they expect ardent support when they do this shit time and time again.
Arsenal you fucking pricks
He only scores against the Spuds.
Fuck that, enjoy it, step it up even more, kill the fuckers. Symptomatic of why we play like we do, totally joyless.
I have always believed in Eze lad yeeyuhh
Fucking hell, stopping the celebration to have a stern word. What the fuck is wrong with them?
Who?
GOAL! A bit late here.... but..
Team huddle after the goal.
Now Rice, I do hope the words 'don't, 'let', 'this' and 'slip' weren't involved.
Jesus fuck man my rectum fell to bits reading that
STICK YOUR XAVI SIMONS UP YOUR FUCKING BATTY
Hahaha
Fucking hell, stopping the celebration to have a stern word. What the fuck is wrong with them?
I like it.
Team huddle after the goal.
Now Rice, I do hope the words 'don't, 'let', 'this' and 'slip' weren't involved.
Fucking hell, stopping the celebration to have a stern word. What the fuck is wrong with them?
2 more to go, Eze lad... No pressure
STICK YOUR XAVI SIMONS UP YOUR FUCKING BATTY
Get the fuck in! Ezeeeeeeeeee!
dont worry ode will be on at half time to overplay
You cannot tell me Zubimendi and Eze are technically deficient footballers.
They are but I'm not sure Zubi is the guy who makes a difference in the final third.
No yellow there for a tackle from behind.
saliva will do that.
Does he? Seems more like a metronome. But I never really saw him in Spain
You cannot tell me Zubimendi and Eze are technically deficient footballers.
Does he? Seems more like a metronome. But I never really saw him in Spain
He was billed as being able to play line breaking passes. But I haven't sent any evidence of it.
No yellow there for a tackle from behind.
Saliva has miscontrolled nearly every touch so far!
To an extent but Zubimendi certainly has that ability. We all know this team likes to eschew central progression.
Does he? Seems more like a metronome. But I never really saw him in Spain
We need a fucking Mongol hoarde!
"damn you mongolians!"
I mean that's not his game. It's not many of their games. This is a team with a distinct lack of technical ability.
To an extent but Zubimendi certainly has that ability. We all know this team likes to eschew central progression.
All these Christians are too nice, too God-fearing. We need Vikings!
We need a fucking Mongol hoarde!
Not enough players show for it when there's an opportunity to play through lines... do think it's partly by design but it puts the team under pressure.
I don't mind going wide it it is effective, but it hasn't been. So many useless crosses.
Always the square ball. Even Rice. Can’t play a through ball to a runner. A waste of talent.
I mean that's not his game. It's not many of their games. This is a team with a distinct lack of technical ability.
All these Christians are too nice, too God-fearing. We need Vikings!
Not enough players show for it when there's an opportunity to play through lines... do think it's partly by design but it puts the team under pressure.
Lack of movement has been my major gripe all season
Just keep putting ourselves under pressure by playing backwards all the time.
Not enough players show for it when there's an opportunity to play through lines... do think it's partly by design but it puts the team under pressure.
By being afraid to make a mistake, we go on to make them anyway
Yep!
Always the square ball. Even Rice. Can’t play a through ball to a runner. A waste of talent.
put their foot on it and play side ways always
By being afraid to make a mistake, we go on to make them anyway
Slow tempo played by blokes with wooden legs ain't gonna cut it
Our midfielders need to take a bit more responsibility sometimes. Puts pressure on our defenders and makes us easier to press.
Always the square ball. Even Rice. Can’t play a through ball to a runner. A waste of talent.
just mve the fucking ball ffs
Just keep putting ourselves under pressure by playing backwards all the time.
Another mistake... Timber this time.
Our midfielders need to take a bit more responsibility sometimes. Puts pressure on our defenders and makes us easier to press.
We lost our early momentum along with the loss of comms
Silly little mistakes creeping in every game
Bottlers. No other word for it.
We’re nervous. These are not champions. All too measured and cautious. Stamp of the manager. It’s run its course.
we are wank and gyk cant hold a fucking ball up against drag
While it's obviously bigger than him, Saliba needs to wake the fuck up. Too much nonsense from guy recently.
Silly little mistakes creeping in every game
While it's obviously bigger than him, Saliba needs to wake the fuck up. Too much nonsense from guy recently.
Why isn't Spence booked yet?
Should have been, for descent.
Why isn't Spence booked yet?
Not wearing red.
We’re nervous. These are not champions. All too measured and cautious. Stamp of the manager. It’s run its course.
Why isn't Spence booked yet?
What do we have to do to get Eze into a game? Play League One oppo every week? The bloke has no drive about him.
That was his only move when he played.
lol
Gary Neville is such a cunt, watches it three times and still doesn't see Spence going to Saka's back.
That was his only move when he played.
I get anxiety when Gyok tries to run
Gary Neville is such a cunt, watches it three times and still doesn't see Spence going to Saka's back.
I have no problem with them not being able to smash one in from 25 yards with their weak foot, but thise who can't control it and make simple passes on their weaker side should be ashamed of themselv...
Always going to have a dominant/preferred foot....but yeah pass it or place it
We were relieved that his admission wasn't related to his cancer which we understood to be in remission.
Unfortunately, further tests found that his cancer has spread
Hahaha....surely they can strike a football with both feet?! 'Wrong foot' for Tross.....Row Z
I have no problem with them not being able to smash one in from 25 yards with their weak foot, but thise who can't control it and make simple passes on their weaker side should be ashamed of themselves.
It looks augmented reality.
like the audio they use. Cheap Currys own brand shite.
Hahaha....surely they can strike a football with both feet?! 'Wrong foot' for Tross.....Row Z
Tross is the only one happy to pass to VG
Trossard should have slipped Gyokores through
Should try to play Gyokeres in.
Don't say that
Re Saliba chance, very narrow corridor given number of Spurs players on the line. Should do better, though.
Saliba had a free header there just wide
That was beyond pathetic.
Should try to play Gyokeres in.
Another one of those days
How did Saliba not score?
Gyökeres should have scored
Lol
fucks sake just watched a high intensity hockey game between a bunch of all superstars for a gold medal played at 100mph...
What a cracker it was too!
fucks sake just watched a high intensity hockey game between a bunch of all superstars for a gold medal played at 100mph...
If sp*rs get on top after this shit...
Meanwhile Spuds get to reset and get tactical instruction
"park the bus more"
It's not even the ref's comms, its the lino. Such bullshit.
Meanwhile Spuds get to reset and get tactical instruction
Jeez lads....get a feckin move on.
Watch Spurs get a foothold when they restart.
Nah, they're shit.
Bet it's a battery that hasn't been charged.
Watch Spurs get a foothold when they restart.
Absolutely killing our momentum here. Get the fuck on with it.
Wonder if it's deliberate?
Crazy stopping the game for this.
Who cares if you can't chat. Run over and talk to him if you need to.
Absolutely killing our momentum here. Get the fuck on with it.
It's all about playing forward more quickly
Exactly.
It ain't rocket science
Fuck I wish we got the ball to him in space like that more often.
It's all about playing forward more quickly
They're not doubling up on Saka for some weird reason, fucking go at them lad!
Decent start, good speed of play. Less backwards shite.
Spence is very good 1v1 in fairness. They're probably relying on that.
Gyökeres should have scored
Fuck I wish we got the ball to him in space like that more often.
Oooooooooooooooooo that was a geat effort
They're not doubling up on Saka for some weird reason, fucking go at them lad!
Decent start, good speed of play. Less backwards shite.
I'll be intermittently following this on the arses - visiting friend in hospital. Wi-fi is shite
Hope your friend is going to be ok
Yeah, tentative, like they're overthinking
Tross could have lobbed that into the net
This Igor bloke looks kinda mean
Decent start. Make it count.
I'll be intermittently following this on the arses - visiting friend in hospital. Wi-fi is shite
Has Raya borrowed Declans hair?
Heh
L'Oreal shampoo contract for him too
Into these Chas and Dave pricks
I have a feeling that Gyok will score today
A couple would be nice!
I have a feeling that Gyok will score today
Even if we score first and early, my confidence in this team not to let it slip is very low.
Has Raya borrowed Declans hair?
Has there ever been anything more definite than Muani getting his first goals today!??
Urghh, neville.
Volume down
The Spurs PA announcer has just done his pre-match message to the stadium: "Their worried, their nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready." - from X @Miguel Delaney
Won't they ever learn?
Good of them to inject a bit of extra incentive for the lads.
Remember "who is Eze?"
Adebayor pitch side interview on my feed
Saying we need to show more character, more courage and leadership. He's a snake but I agree
let's go boyz!! 4-1 to us! COYG
Let's hope we play well for two half.
No excuses
Halves
The Spurs PA announcer has just done his pre-match message to the stadium: "Their worried, their nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready." - from X @Miguel Delaney
Let's hope we play well for two half.
No excuses
The only social media sites I use are Reddit and Quora.
I stopped my LinkedIn account when I retired. I think Nvidia (and AMD) are great, investing in them both paid for my house and allowed me to say "fuck it" and retire at 58.
COYGs!
Eze really needs to show up today. He's done nothing in the Premier League to deserve the chance, he needs a big game now to show he can play at the very top level.
Runway is getting short with patience for Eze, but we know he's got it in him, especially against this lor.
Imagine the humiliation if these lot are the ones who stop us in our title challenge
I think maybe I do t want to watch this
Need this to be an explosion. Hammer the cunts.
Yes, need a big win today to show that we are genuine league contenders
What are the chances of us seeing the lads play horseshoe ball again today?
I'd say pretty high..
The emphasis on control with Trossard and Saka, with (hopefully) the unpredictability of Eze - along with funding his scoring boots.
I hope the lads are wearing thick shin pads with Palinha, Bissouma, Gallagher and Van der Ven.
I hope we target Dragusin
I feel like that for every game these days
Need this to be an explosion. Hammer the cunts.
Wash it down with a pint of weed killer
That'll do it.
I feel like a need to vomit
I feel like that for every game these days
Eze really needs to show up today. He's done nothing in the Premier League to deserve the chance, he needs a big game now to show he can play at the very top level.
He normally shows up against Spu*s
Eze really needs to show up today. He's done nothing in the Premier League to deserve the chance, he needs a big game now to show he can play at the very top level.
Has everyone received their complementory cyanide pill?
Wash it down with a pint of weed killer
Watched the film BlackBerry last night. Was a fascinating watch
I watched Blogs' beloved Coen bruvs film, needed more Geoffrey Rush but otherwise pretty good.
I don't really care that 'pool won. Knowing just how pained the blue bottle jobs will be makes it all worth it.
But then I think of the bell end Kee Thomas...
Heh..Kee makes Don Husam seem normal.
I feel like a need to vomit
Has everyone received their complementory cyanide pill?
Is Simon's calling himself Xavi now
In the hope he turns into the real Xavi
What are the chances of us seeing the lads play horseshoe ball again today?
I'd say pretty high..
It looked like the hand was offside but apparently that only effects Jesus
I don't really care that 'pool won. Knowing just how pained the blue bottle jobs will be makes it all worth it.
But then I think of the bell end Kee Thomas...
Palhinha, Xavi, Bissouma, Gray, Gallagher, Spence, Sarr, Van de Ven
This is going to be physical
Is Simon's calling himself Xavi now
Tottenham: Vicario; Dragusin, Palhinha, Xavi, Bissouma, Gray, Gallagher, Spence, Sarr, Van de Ven, Kolo Muani.
Subs: Austin, Richarlison, Tel, Solanke, Souza, Olusesi, Williams-Barnett, Rowswell, Wi...
Palhinha, Xavi, Bissouma, Gray, Gallagher, Spence, Sarr, Van de Ven
This is going to be physical
Seeing Solanke and the pigeon waiting to come on for them lot gives me squeaky bum. We can't seem to control or kill off teams anymore
Hopefully by the time they come on it’ll be out of their reach
Watched the film BlackBerry last night. Was a fascinating watch
Seeing Solanke and the pigeon waiting to come on for them lot gives me squeaky bum. We can't seem to control or kill off teams anymore
They did us a special deal - two for the price of two
Result
Maybe it's that 5cm rule again that seems to just be for Liverpool
It looked like the hand was offside but apparently that only effects Jesus
Don’t you get two for the price of one
They did us a special deal - two for the price of two
I wonder what possessed Eze to score a hat trick against that lot last time out..
Probably too much to hope for a repeat innit
Going to have to just wait until the bubble pops unfortunately
Nursery is expensive for twins
Don’t you get two for the price of one
There is no world in which we drop points again today against these fucking inept injury plagued gimps and go on to win the league
This Spurs lineup is quite weak. If we can't even get at this team....
Steady on... Remember Wolves, Forest etc...
Maybe it's that 5cm rule again that seems to just be for Liverpool
If Eze pussies his way through the first half with 5 metre backwards passes and moving as far away from our throw-ins as possible against this feeble spuds lineup I'm going to explode
Yeah sure. Unlucky there Canada but they couldn't score. Superb Winter Olympics all round. Best ever for me.
Alysa Liu and Nazgul the wolf dog were the highlights for me! 🥇
Canada played better but lost
US and A mastered the low block! Goal tender was inspirational.
I rarely watch hockey BTW.
Buy it now. It's only gonna get more expensive in the second half of the year.
Going to have to just wait until the bubble pops unfortunately
Nursery is expensive for twins
This Spurs lineup is quite weak. If we can't even get at this team....
We just need to go for it, full gas.
My first time catching a glimpse of a live ice hockey match and I caught a winning moment of an Olympic final. I was confused
Yeah sure. Unlucky there Canada but they couldn't score. Superb Winter Olympics all round. Best ever for me.
The Ice hockey final between USA and Canada going on. Seems to be the most exciting event in 16 days of olympics so far. Canada has superior offence, but USA's defense, especially their goal keeper is...
Best game of hockey I've watched in years, sicker still I was "rooting" for U S and A
This Spurs lineup is quite weak. If we can't even get at this team....
My first time catching a glimpse of a live ice hockey match and I caught a winning moment of an Olympic final. I was confused
Looked like a sudden death goal as I didn't notice any timing clocks?
3-on-3 OT no shootout
Canada played better but lost
Looked like a sudden death goal as I didn't notice any timing clocks?
Those wankers have made it too expensive for me to build a new PC. 32 GB of ram is about 400 quid
Buy it now. It's only gonna get more expensive in the second half of the year.
I work in that industry. Most people who work at other major companies (Microsoft, Intel, AMD) are normal blokes you can have a pint with.
Everyone and I mean fucking everyone at Nvidia is an absolut...
Those wankers have made it too expensive for me to build a new PC. 32 GB of ram is about 400 quid
Possible offside, VAR are on it
Now Liverpool have a winner
Cunts!
Now Liverpool have a winner
Arse!
Well in Hazza!
Be lucky!
Come on You Gunners!
Well not exactly those words but saying he's finished, and chanting he's getting sacked in the morning
Guy’s had the guts of his team sold from under him and they expect something different is going to happen to them. Fucking delusional
I happen to be looking at the ice hockey gold medal game. Frantic stuff. Not for me
USA wins?
Canada played better but lost
I happen to be looking at the ice hockey gold medal game. Frantic stuff. Not for me
USA wins?
Yes
I happen to be looking at the ice hockey gold medal game. Frantic stuff. Not for me
USA wins?
All those AI tech bros are proper weirdos. That Nvidia guy in the leather jacket, what an absolute tosser
I work in that industry. Most people who work at other major companies (Microsoft, Intel, AMD) are normal blokes you can have a pint with.
Everyone and I mean fucking everyone at Nvidia is an absolute freak of nature who smell their own farts and believe they're making the world a better place.
The Ice hockey final between USA and Canada going on. Seems to be the most exciting event in 16 days of olympics so far. Canada has superior offence, but USA's defense, especially their goal keeper is...
USA scores and wins gold
Well not exactly those words but saying he's finished, and chanting he's getting sacked in the morning
Palace fans chanting that? I thought the beef was purely Glasner v the board.
The Ice hockey final between USA and Canada going on. Seems to be the most exciting event in 16 days of olympics so far. Canada has superior offence, but USA's defense, especially their goal keeper is having a worldie of a game. Final quarter and level at 1:1.
Clearance bounces off MacAlister and goes in but may get ruled out
They'll scrape a winner in the next few mins
See what you went and did
Liverpool have just scored the flukiest goal ever to probably win the game.
Szobozlai again?
Liverpool have just scored the flukiest goal ever to probably win the game.
Well not exactly those words but saying he's finished, and chanting he's getting sacked in the morning
FFS
Well not exactly those words but saying he's finished, and chanting he's getting sacked in the morning
Arsenal: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie; Zubimendi, Rice, Eze; Saka, Gyokeres, Trossard.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Madueke, Martinelli, Odegaard, Jesu...
Up the Arsenal!
Things have turned real nasty at Palace
Must be the way modern football is when you win a club their first ever trophy and then the next season their fans are calling you a cunt on banners in the st...
Hang on, what?
Things have turned real nasty at Palace
Must be the way modern football is when you win a club their first ever trophy and then the next season their fans are calling you a cunt on banners in the stadium
I will be really surprised if Slot is still at Pool at the start of next season
They'll scrape a winner in the next few mins
I will be really surprised if Slot is still at Pool at the start of next season
I like the Arsenal front four, Saka, Eze, Gyökeres and Trossard. It has to work this time. No excuses.
Yep
I like the Arsenal front four, Saka, Eze, Gyökeres and Trossard. It has to work this time. No excuses.
On paper it looks a serious attack it now has to start to work on the pitch
Scam Altman, fucking hate that doe eyed lunatic
I like the Arsenal front four, Saka, Eze, Gyökeres and Trossard. It has to work this time. No excuses.
For me it's an engrained habit. It takes a lot for me to stop. But I need to replace it with something better. I tried bluesy and got spammed immediately and just left it. It took me ages to get used to Twitter and Facebook. That's just me.
I don't use that part of it and I understand why others would leave it. I'm compromised by using all social media, but I do object to the suggestion that all people using it somehow have any affinity ...
I wasn't suggesting any affinity with those beliefs, just that I was surprised it cause more people to leave.
Also, the OpenAi guy is a fucking pyscho -
https://bsky.app/profile/x2y.tech/post/3mf…These people, and that industry, are doing so much harm
Tottenham: Vicario; Dragusin, Palhinha, Xavi, Bissouma, Gray, Gallagher, Spence, Sarr, Van de Ven, Kolo Muani.
Subs: Austin, Richarlison, Tel, Solanke, Souza, Olusesi, Williams-Barnett, Rowswell, Wilson.
Arsenal: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie; Zubimendi, Rice, Eze; Saka, Gyokeres, Trossard.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Madueke, Martinelli, Odegaard, Jesus.
when it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck
Quack quack
califiori and odergaard on the bench along with other usual suspects
Why no Benny Blanco?
All those AI tech bros are proper weirdos. That Nvidia guy in the leather jacket, what an absolute tosser
No question. Musk's father is grotesque. Hereditary bizarreness.
califiori and odergaard on the bench along with other usual suspects
I don't use that part of it and I understand why others would leave it. I'm compromised by using all social media, but I do object to the suggestion that all people using it somehow have any affinity ...
All those AI tech bros are proper weirdos. That Nvidia guy in the leather jacket, what an absolute tosser
team highlights
hinacpie
eze
trossard
gyokeres
you can work out the rest
sheffield wednesday relegated from the championship with -7 points from 33 games (of which they have won 1)
when it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck
Probably because Musk's Ai, designed to praise him at all times, makes child porn. Among other reasons.
I came off when he did his Nazi salute. I find it mad how the Grok stuff wasn't a red line for...
I don't use that part of it and I understand why others would leave it. I'm compromised by using all social media, but I do object to the suggestion that all people using it somehow have any affinity to the vile beliefs he espouses. One could argue that anyone who eats meat approves of murder and torture (I know vegan activists who believe this). It's possible to recognise the horrors of the meat industry and to recognise the sentience of mammals, and to eat meat and for all those things to be at odds and to somehow be willing to be with that cognitive dissonance. Others pretend they don't care.
I'm not trying to defend Musk, or X, or the potential horrors that ensue. I left ChatGTP recently because of the politics of Sam Altman (because I was not sufficiently addicted as I am to X) and went on to using Claude AI. Then I found out that Claude's parent company Anthropic is directly connected to Palantir and Peter Thiel, another creepy dude.
At this stage, while I'm still online, I use platforms that I can get some information on, but truth be told, I wish I could be off all of them.
So apologies again for posting a link from that platform. That'll be the last time I do so. That I can at least promise.
I often wonder what possessed Grimes to sleep with Elon Musk. Then I stop because it's too unpleasant to ponder.
What have the Martians done to deserve them?
He is one. Send him home.
arse!
well in hazza!
just popped in to say coyg!
Arse
Well in Hazza.
Musk is a total fascist cunt. Needs to be sent to Mars with the Trumps on one of his rockets.
What have the Martians done to deserve them?
He's a kook and loves a good fringe view but I don't know if I'd be that absolute about it.
Also, while Musk shouldn't co-sign sweeping statements like that, Jonathan Greenblatt is a legit Zionist prick. ADL isn't to be taken especially seriously either imo.
Ah, yes, real antisemitism as opposed to legitimate criticism of the actions of the settler colonial state of Israel.
Arse
Well in Hazza.
Musk is a total fascist cunt. Needs to be sent to Mars with the Trumps on one of his rockets.
Hopefully the rocket would blow up halfway there
Arse
Well in Hazza.
Musk is a total fascist cunt. Needs to be sent to Mars with the Trumps on one of his rockets.
Not a Musk fan at all but you don't actually think he's a Nazi do you blogs?!
Probably because Musk's Ai, designed to praise him at all times, makes child porn. Among other reasons.
I came off when he did his Nazi salute. I find it mad how the Grok stuff wasn't a red line for...
Not a Musk fan at all but you don't actually think he's a Nazi do you blogs?!
Whenever I follow a link onto X/Twitter I feel dirty.
Probably because Musk's Ai, designed to praise him at all times, makes child porn. Among other reasons.
I came off when he did his Nazi salute. I find it mad how the Grok stuff wasn't a red line for so many people.
I felt that Twitter was an open sewer even before Muskrat took it over.
It was. I'm sure blue sky is too, and every other platform
...player... analyses (pural of analysis, hopefully)
Women now 3-0 up, goal by Frida Maanum, assisted by Foxy.
I think Frida is my favourite after MC, she and Caitlin Foord are grossly underappreciated IMO. Always in the 70-90 bracket of "world's best platlyer" anslyses
Username makes me think he's a smug cunt. Not reading anything on twitter anyway so I avoid all this fucking mince.
Not sure why any arsenal fan bothers with social media tbh
Clive's on it and Elliott (Yankee Gunner). I go on YouTube and I still use X to pick up bits of news from independent sources that still exist. I can only stay on there for a short period of time and of course there's loads of toxic stuff but I just block whatever I can. As for the football stuff, the Arsenal stuff, there's often bits of humour and I think (though others on here strenuously object!!!) that you can gauge the pro and anti Arteta stuff quite well. There's some engaging content amongst the dross, some genuine tactical analysis and, as I say often, there's the nerdy tactico type so full of themselves that I'm just fascinated by them and how they gain followers, because they have all the technical stuff down pat, the moving diagrams, the video clips.
For me, as a former journalist and someone who's always been interested in the politics and culture from an anthropological point of view, it's all research. I don't watch much TV these days (don't have a TV) and I fully recognise the dilemmas of being on all these corporate social media sites, whether Zuckerberg, Musk or Peter Thiel.
I take what I want, discard what I can and I'm aware that it's working on me in ways I might not like or want. But I push back on those who somehow feel they're free of such influence just because they're not on X. There;s really no escape from it if you use any platform that is listed as a company. They all have an agenda.
Women now 3-0 up, goal by Frida Maanum, assisted by Foxy.
Same. Anybody still using twatter because they don't want the follower drop of moving to.Bluesky can do one
I felt that Twitter was an open sewer even before Muskrat took it over.
Whenever I follow a link onto X/Twitter I feel dirty.
Same. Anybody still using twatter because they don't want the follower drop of moving to.Bluesky can do one
Looked for a stream for you now, but genuinely appears to be nothing on my failsafe source.
Thanks for trying. Just having to follow BBC Text.
Do you have a stream? As far as I can see, it's not being broadcast anywhere so there can't be a stream as they're all taken from broadcasts somewhere!
Looked for a stream for you now, but genuinely appears to be nothing on my failsafe source.
Arsenal Women now 2-0 up. Goal by Victoria Pelova who came on for Caldentey at half time. Assist by Frida Maanum, both subs combining.
Whenever I follow a link onto X/Twitter I feel dirty.
Aye not clicking that
Caldentey was subbed at half time and Maanum has replaced Smith due to an injury. With Beth Mead out injured this is starting to look worrying.
Username makes me think he's a smug cunt. Not reading anything on twitter anyway so I avoid all this fucking mince.
Not sure why any arsenal fan bothers with social media tbh
Whenever I follow a link onto X/Twitter I feel dirty.
Username makes me think he's a smug cunt. Not reading anything on twitter anyway so I avoid all this fucking mince.
Not sure why any arsenal fan bothers with social media tbh
Worrying from the Arsenal Women. Only 1-0 up against a WSL2 side and Russo has just missed a penalty.
Liverpool should be behind already. Lucky to get away with it.
Go to totalsportek they have loads of options. Some work, some don't, worth a try.
I was asking about the Women's FA Cup match.
Go to totalsportek they have loads of options. Some work, some don't, worth a try.
No, nothing!
*a padding, I hope, unless the pitch is waterlogged!
That’s a paddlin’
Do you have a stream? As far as I can see, it's not being broadcast anywhere so there can't be a stream as they're all taken from broadcasts somewhere!
Go to totalsportek they have loads of options. Some work, some don't, worth a try.
Do you have a stream? As far as I can see, it's not being broadcast anywhere so there can't be a stream as they're all taken from broadcasts somewhere!
No I don't, just going by the scores on BBC Football site
Pythagoras In Boots, 85,000 followers on X, not seen much of his content, but Clive, who I follow, reposted this. He is the perfect example of a modern social media tactico. He gives what sound like a...
Pythagoras In Boots, 85,000 followers on X, not seen much of his content, but Clive, who I follow, reposted this. He is the perfect example of a modern social media tactico. He gives what sound like a reasonable, data-driven reason for why Saka at No 10 is a positive move. No wider reasoning of why that might be risky at this stage of the season from psychological point of view. I would suggest this is very much the type of reasoning that is Arteta's too, which is why I think Saka is going to start as a 10 with Madueke on the right again.
Personally, I didn't think that worked at all. Personally, I don't think Saka has showed he can function there. Yes, he scored with a late run in and an excellent Rice delivery, but did he link up play the way Ødegaard does at his best, or the glide around the way Havertz does? We'll see, I hope it's not the starting positions, but, hey, the tacticos know best, right?
We’re gonna be alright today. Just took the 4 year old to the park and had him slide tackling himself in the mud, then came home and watched half an hour of Henry and Wright clips with him. Normally w...
*a padding, I hope, unless the pitch is waterlogged!
Do you have a stream? As far as I can see, it's not being broadcast anywhere so there can't be a stream as they're all taken from broadcasts somewhere!
We’re gonna be alright today. Just took the 4 year old to the park and had him slide tackling himself in the mud, then came home and watched half an hour of Henry and Wright clips with him. Normally when he has a fun football morning, Arsenal win. I think we’ll deliver a paddling.
According to BBC, Arsenal Women have just taken the lead against Bristol City. Goal by Kim Little, 1-0
Tis true
According to BBC, Arsenal Women have just taken the lead against Bristol City. Goal by Kim Little, 1-0
Arse.
I'll watch this, in between preparing dinner. If we drop any points, that will likely be me out for the rest of the PL season unless we somehow open up a lead again afterwards. This season has...
Haha! I’m the same . I’m going to look away this afternoon , if it all goes well I’ll be back for the next game . I just couldnt handle witnessing those cunts potentially delivering the knock out blow .
Absolutely backing the team today... just hope they back themselves as well.
I dont think these thick pre Madonna cunts of a squad can get a new manager bounce as they are just so selfish and dont pull as a squad.
All credit to the Wolves manager , he galvanised Wolves but na...
Love pre Madonna - more like Cyndi Lauper.
or Marina.
Well in hazza
Well put Blogs
Just get it done
This
....and well in hazza, be feckin lucky!
We need it Shannon. Badly.
I think your response is quite reasonable. I feel like I've been in the aftereffects of an accident, or bereavement, where you don't quite feel the pain until the incident has long passed.
I can't ge...
I feel you both.
Absolutely affecting my central nervous system.
Nausea.
As a chronic state this is the worst in 50 years of being an Arsenal fan.
Yup, driving back from Villa Park after the semi in 1999 was bad. Coming back from Paris after Zaragoza, after the CL final against Barca, from Copenhagen after Galatasaray.
Coming back form Wembley after West Ham 80, Spurs semi 90/1 awful experiences. Chelsea Wayne Bridge CL exit at Highbury-hideous.
But the last few weeks- some kind of different purgatory.
Torture -death by a thousand cunts.
By which i mean the team, but similarly the fans (and I'm sure we transmit it to each other)
If you've seen the episode that finishes with Father Ted clinging so hard to the airplane landing gear he's found himself on, that they have to cut the while thing off and deliver it to the craggy island living room with Ted unable to move a muscle in sheer terror.
That's us
Arse.
I'll watch this, in between preparing dinner. If we drop any points, that will likely be me out for the rest of the PL season unless we somehow open up a lead again afterwards. This season has...
I think your response is quite reasonable. I feel like I've been in the aftereffects of an accident, or bereavement, where you don't quite feel the pain until the incident has long passed.
I can't get over how many points we have dropped. First was, it's just Liverpool, they are the champions after all. Don't panic. Then it was Man Utd, our old rivals, two worlds, could happen to anyone, don't panic. Then Brentford and it's, they're a good team, no one said it was gonna be easy, don't panic. And finally, top of the table give away a 2 goal lead to bottom club and finally no one says we're not supposed to panic.
The more I think of it, the more it's clear as day, this team has bottled it in the most dramatic fashion. And there's Arteta, at the helm and of course he has to take responsibility.
If he pulls to back from this, if he leads us on a n 10 game winning run, he'll rightly be hailed a genius and the whole thing will be reframed as overcoming some mental block which afflicted the club and fans and which only he had the solution to.
Anything else and he will get blamed as the source of that mental fragility, because mental fragility is what it looks like right now and it feels horrible to experience.
But I'll go into this game glued to the TV, though now given up going to my bro's to watch and I've got a bit of a cold anyway. Got a job interview next week, if I get it, I won't care if I miss any games from now till the end of the season.
Win da ting, and I can celebrate then. Today I'll be cheering them on and praying we can start this 10-game run. One game at a time though!
Cheers blog, what you say about our starting XI makes sense - except Timber looks knackered, I'd bring in Ben White at right back too.
Arse.
I'll watch this, in between preparing dinner. If we drop any points, that will likely be me out for the rest of the PL season unless we somehow open up a lead again afterwards. This season has lurched into the almost unbearable, which considering we're still in all 4 competitions likely says as much about me as it does about Arsenal :/
🙏🙏
I watched some of the game last night, on in the background. Thinking about it afterwards I was left with the impression that at 2-1 City weren’t prepared to sit back to soak up pressure and close ou...
There was always the menace of Haaland, but Newcastle defended well. They had a great chance with 10 minutes to go to level but Donnarumma made a great save down to his right at full stretch. Those margins like that we’ve been on the wrong side of for several games.
I actually still feel angry this team dropped so many points and with the same attitude, a kind of confusion, lack of cohesion and, yes, lack of menace. Regardless of fans, if they can’t rouse themselves to see off Spurs they are finished as a project. Fuck Spurs and the manager bounce, we should be battering them. Only way to get our mojo back.
Batter them!!!
4-man bobsledding is wild!
Lol. Brilliant.
It's even better because they're both Michael's (sorta)
Well in Hazza.
Arse!
Deal with 'noise' or join another club - Arteta
He's helping the team again I see. Seems like he could apply this to himself, Mr Bag of Nerves.
Either way fuck that lot and ...
Well in Hazza.
Arse!
Deal with 'noise' or join another club - Arteta
He's helping the team again I see. Seems like he could apply this to himself, Mr Bag of Nerves.
Either way fuck that lot and let's get it done.
Mind you the women are on at 1pm and I'm told that it's not being broadcast anywhere, so there won't be a stream for that. Shame, watching that could be relaxing.
I ought to take a knockout pill just before 4.30pm today, and set an alarm for 6.30. But I won't. I have neither that much sense, nor a knockout pill. At least I won't need to worry about constipation this afternoon! Let's hope that we play as well as we can, and today's suffering is all worthwhile.
Arse. Well in hazza, be lucky!
Morning all.
I expect some changes too. After playing Saka in midfield on Wednesday I too think he'll revert to left wing, but I'd love to see him carry on doing the u...
Ohh could be onto something there with Saka and Eze switching from left to 10
This
....and well in hazza, be feckin lucky!
Those cunts have that pesky New Manager Bounce factor going for them though. We also have the nasty tendency to break other teams' winless streaks.
Of course it can be dismissed as mere superstition...
I dont think these thick pre Madonna cunts of a squad can get a new manager bounce as they are just so selfish and dont pull as a squad.
All credit to the Wolves manager , he galvanised Wolves but nah spurs players aren't in it for the club but for themselves
Morning All , hon the Arsenal , today's the day , boys show that ye have the balls of Bengali tigers.
I'd be of the opinion we need control in midfield and Eze brought that v Wigan , saka to right but id go Madu to start on the left .
Target their Rb who loves to go forward .
Martinelli was so very poor the last night that I just do t think it send s out right message if he starts .
I would also start Jesus just for the pulling Van De Veen out of postion and if its Danso , he won't want to be out of CB.
Jesus whilst maybe not doing much , will still create more space for Saka and Madu on the wings but drawing their abs into midfield.
A fresh Vik on in second half could make best use of his attributes
Whoever starts , just tear into them cunts and show we want this title and were not softies who are going to hand the title to big bad Pep
Those cunts have that pesky New Manager Bounce factor going for them though. We also have the nasty tendency to break other teams' winless streaks.
Of course it can be dismissed as mere superstition but we've been affected by these kinds of hoodoos enough times in our history for me to not totally discount this shit.
Well the physio thought he was.possobly concussed, so I guess it depends money whether that was confirmed.
Fucking autocorrect, you get the picture
'If you dont believe, then you have no chance' said Wenger.
The players need to make us believe. They made this game a must win. Now they have to deliver.
Or spend their time over the summer thinkin...
I miss Wenger
Is the question mark over Trossard's fitness related to the nudge he got from Beuno, surely not??
Well the physio thought he was.possobly concussed, so I guess it depends money whether that was confirmed.
Is the question mark over Trossard's fitness related to the nudge he got from Beuno, surely not??
My belief on us winning the league is pretty low right now.. but I think this is a huge game. If we draw or lose this, that's the final nail, I reckon. You could make an argument for the Milk Cup being the final chance to turn things around.. but I reckon it's this game today.
Hazza with the pre assist
Well in Hazza.
Massive game. Must win.
Spurs have most of their first 11 injured and disjointed fanbase.
Let’s not give them any room to breathe.
Play Eze, Rice and Zubimendi from the off.
Saka on the right wing, Madueke left wing, Gyokeres up top.
Back 4, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel and Califiori. Raya in goal.
That would be my starting 11.
Really don’t think Ødegaard should start this if he is just coming back from injury.
Arse. Well in hazza, be lucky!
Morning all.
I expect some changes too. After playing Saka in midfield on Wednesday I too think he'll revert to left wing, but I'd love to see him carry on doing the unexpected with Eze left and Martinelli up front. Absolutely no chance of that of course, but with Gyokeres and Jesus unable to score he should be thinking of other solutions.
Arse
Well in Hazza
Fuck Sp*RS indeed
COYG!!!
I watched some of the game last night, on in the background. Thinking about it afterwards I was left with the impression that at 2-1 City weren’t prepared to sit back to soak up pressure and close out the game. Not to invite and encourage Newcastle in the way we seem to have done over recent games.
It’s possibly an attitude driven by a chasing team that can’t afford not to win as against a team leading the league that almost has the feeling that they can’t afford to lose a game
'If you dont believe, then you have no chance' said Wenger.
The players need to make us believe. They made this game a must win. Now they have to deliver.
Or spend their time over the summer thinking about how they threw it all away.
No time to go wobbly said a PM to a President once. Thats for us today. Some inspired performances required today.
Rice cptd in fantasy. Expect a big game from him. 4-1. COYG
ditto Newcastle.
Fuck off Hazza :)
No to Jesus, he'll just disappear. But what do I know. I can't say I have any clue what Arteta will do or what's the right combination. At this stage of the season that's bad.
Wish I could be more positive, but I can't be. I will be just hoping whoever goes on the pitch gives it their all. Best I can do.
I hate Newcastle so much though.
Hazza just won it for us. Confident now.