Well if they are going to play like that, then I really want to face barcodes ..
actual typo alert!
They best they could must
the most pedantic kind of typo alert!
kinda quiet
two spaces. i hate it when people accidentally do two spaces.
arse!
well in hazza!
morning all!
I haven't seen video of it yet, but i was convinced in the ground.
It 100% was
I haven't seen video of it yet, but i was convinced in the ground.
Clearest penalty I’ve seen for ages.
I saw that PGMOL and Webb admitted the Aina handball should have been a penalty.
that's another perfect example. VAR is not supposed to be there to decide FOR the ref, they are there to assist the ref. If VAR is taking that long then clearly the ref needs to see it for himself.
This remains my biggest complaint about VAR. The decision wasn't made by the ref, it was made by VAR. I can forgive the ref for not being 100% certain and relying on VAR to direct him, but in a cas...
I saw that PGMOL and Webb admitted the Aina handball should have been a penalty.
I missed that celebration, I need to look for that.
Clear penalty for Martinelli not sure what ref was thinking
This remains my biggest complaint about VAR. The decision wasn't made by the ref, it was made by VAR. I can forgive the ref for not being 100% certain and relying on VAR to direct him, but in a case like that VAR HAS to send the ref to the monitor to decide for himself. Even if it's not to overturn it, at least let him be the one to make the call.
In fact, in a case like that the ref should be allowed to request, regardless of the dicks on VAR, that he wants to look at it again.
Clear penalty for Martinelli not sure what ref was thinking
I wonder if the ref gives that if it's Palmer getting tripped? We know all the outcome.
Clear penalty for Martinelli not sure what ref was thinking
Now we’re in the final, I don’t think there’s am Arsenal fan who doesn’t want to win this trophy and for it to be the springboard for further trophies this season. Nice thing to look forward to. All e...
Absolutely, NB. Hopefully the momentum continues and we can put that three game January blip behind us.
They, and others accuse us of being the most insufferable of fans. Well, if they didn’t dish out the shit we’ve had to put up with from them over the years maybe we wouldn’t be so bad.
‘Who threw ...
It's all about who throws the last punch
Actually thought he did well despite very few touches .. we created vary few chances his movement was good kept at it all game ..
I thought he was good as well, but we’re still not playing it into Eze in space or on the turn where he can feed Gyökeres in. I think Havertz has shown he can do that. Also Madueke didn’t get much joy from Cucurella or manage to get balls into Vik.
I think most are noticing that Havertz-Gyökeres has something about it. Great thing with Gyökeres is he keeps plugging away. But tonight it was all about the defence and that final one-two from Dec and Kai. Great way to get to the final.
Winning it will, I think, push the team on in the other competitions. Confidence and belief is like a drug. We have to take it seriously and get over the line, whether it is against City or the Barcod...
Now we’re in the final, I don’t think there’s am Arsenal fan who doesn’t want to win this trophy and for it to be the springboard for further trophies this season. Nice thing to look forward to. All eyes now on this weekend and Sunderland.
After playing Chavski off the park in the first leg, but somehow coming away with only a one-goal lead, I was having Murphy's-law-based nerves about this one.
"Blow the fucking whistle, blow the f..... — hang on ref, wait for King Kai to score! Hee hee you can blow it now!"
Alas it's time to drink in some rent boy tears on YouTube. Laterz all
Victimpool fans losing their minds on Reddit
Such a weird fucking bunch
They, and others accuse us of being the most insufferable of fans. Well, if they didn’t dish out the shit we’ve had to put up with from them over the years maybe we wouldn’t be so bad.
‘Who threw the first punch?’ 🤔
Reading a Match report which points out that Gyok really struggled again tonight
Just imagine how good we would be if he and Eze started firing at the same time.
Actually thought he did well despite very few touches .. we created vary few chances his movement was good kept at it all game ..
Fo sure.. Next time way more convincing.
Would take another last minute winner tbf. Nail biting yes, but soooo worth it at the end
Let's make it a treble in the league
Fo sure.. Next time way more convincing.
Reading a Match report which points out that Gyok really struggled again tonight
Just imagine how good we would be if he and Eze started firing at the same time.
We can only afford to carry one passenger in this team at a time. With Jesus or Kai, we can accommodate Eze in less critical games
Reading a Match report which points out that Gyok really struggled again tonight
Just imagine how good we would be if he and Eze started firing at the same time.
Let's make it a treble in the league
Trebles all round!!
Rossinors only 2 defeats are against us..
Let's make it a treble in the league
I missed that celebration, I need to look for that.
Chavs are favourites, Chavs are plucky under dogs, apparently Chavs are whatever pundits want them to be to fit their own narrative at any moment in time.
Chavs had won 3 out of 4 league cup knockouts after trailing in first …
3/5 now ..
This weekend could be the back breaker.
No chickens counted, but yeah, we play Sunderland on Saturday, Citeh wait till Sunday away v Pool. A win for us and they have absolutely no margin for error.
Chavs had won five straight in all comps. Happy we stopped that run. Lovely to add some Kai salt to the wound at the death.
Rossinors only 2 defeats are against us..
Six league games (Sunderland , Brentford, Spuds, Chelsea, Brighton and Everton) ; fa cup v Wigan , and CL? to prioritise now.
This weekend could be the back breaker.
Seven weeks to the final. (22nd March) likely v Citeh.
Enjoy the build up to that, but plenty of time to focus on maximising our lead in the league by beating all the teams we play before then.
Ge...
Six league games (Sunderland , Brentford, Spuds, Chelsea, Brighton and Everton) ; fa cup v Wigan , and CL? to prioritise now.
Nice to knock out the european and world champions.
And don't forget, also third most evil club in the PL, according to my favorite AI LLM. But as Dr. Evil would say, tonight they were more like his son, "not evil enough". lol
Just popped in here to gloat. Now to drive my chariot home and have a celebratory dram of Old Forester 1920 and fire up YouTube to watch the glorious Arsenal victory content.
Good night, winners!
yaay
Just popped in here to gloat. Now to drive my chariot home and have a celebratory dram of Old Forester 1920 and fire up YouTube to watch the glorious Arsenal victory content.
Good night, winners!
Seven weeks to the final. (22nd March) likely v Citeh.
Enjoy the build up to that, but plenty of time to focus on maximising our lead in the league by beating all the teams we play before then.
Get clear in the league momentum and confidence will build.
It’s not comparable the follow through on Martinelli was significant he can still score after the first touch.
and that's what sets it apart from Katie's. for hers she got the the ball and sent it a million miles away whereas if Nelli isn't taken out the ball is right there to be won.
I enjoyed how he immediately tapped the crest after he scored. He knows he plays for the best club in the world.
I missed that celebration, I need to look for that.
Nice to knock out the european and world champions.
Chavs had won five straight in all comps. Happy we stopped that run. Lovely to add some Kai salt to the wound at the death.
I enjoyed how he immediately tapped the crest after he scored. He knows he plays for the best club in the world.
Chavs can do one. Up the Arsenal!
Chavs had won five straight in all comps. Happy we stopped that run. Lovely to add some Kai salt to the wound at the death.
Redknapp and Merson posturing as though Chavs were somehow favourites. Is this the mid '00s?
You'd swear they were put up to this vomit.
Chavs are favourites, Chavs are plucky under dogs, apparently Chavs are whatever pundits want them to be to fit their own narrative at any moment in time.
I think it is comparible, letters. Both were possible fouls where the defender touched the ball but committed a fouls afterwards. Saliba got sent off i think. We should have had a pen
I was thinking about the Saliba header..
It’s not comparable the follow through on Martinelli was significant he can still score after the first touch.
I think it is comparible, letters. Both were possible fouls where the defender touched the ball but committed a fouls afterwards. Saliba got sent off i think. We should have had a pen
Big brain Liam - instead of attacking for 90 mins he attacks for 15 mins
Proper 4D chess there boyo
Honestly, I’ve seen him on a few things over the years and he is a decent guy, thoughtful, kind.
He was just a passionate guy playing for our rivals when the used to steamroll us.
Ha yeah I haven't seen him enough in retirement.
Honestly, I’ve seen him on a few things over the years and he is a decent guy, thoughtful, kind.
He was just a passionate guy playing for our rivals when the used to steamroll us.
I still hate him lol. Will never forget the "men against boys" stuff.
We had that incident with Saliba, right? Where he was judged to have fouled someone after actually winning the header i think, thats the same as this pen i think
It’s not comparable the follow through on Martinelli was significant he can still score after the first touch.
Another bizarre one for me is that Man United French wing back.. forgot his name. Used to hate him
Ahhhhhh vile
Another bizarre one for me is that Man United French wing back.. forgot his name. Used to hate him
Evra?
I've thawed quite a bit on Keane. He does have great comedic timing and despite his tough player act he seems like a genuinely down to earth guy.
When he was playing there were few people who I detes...
Another bizarre one for me is that Man United French wing back.. forgot his name. Used to hate him
I've thawed quite a bit on Keane. He does have great comedic timing and despite his tough player act he seems like a genuinely down to earth guy.
When he was playing there were few people who I detes...
Yep. His timing on the telly is immaculate.
Have to play the best 11, we need to win this. If we're three up in the finalsub the keeper.
Ha ha, I would pay real money to see that, Arteta subs the keeper and then in the post-game presser goes "see? I told you!"
We had that incident with Saliba, right? Where he was judged to have fouled someone after actually winning the header i think, thats the same as this pen i think
No I’ve got much more time for Keane after he left football. Im sure Wrighty would say he’s a good guy.
Plus he legit rips the fuck out of United when everyone else doesn’t want to say it.
I've thawed quite a bit on Keane. He does have great comedic timing and despite his tough player act he seems like a genuinely down to earth guy.
When he was playing there were few people who I detested more. Hated his fucking guts.
😂
got a hard time with injustice. It didn’t matter.. but that was awful.
Redknapp and Merson posturing as though Chavs were somehow favourites. Is this the mid '00s?
You'd swear they were put up to this vomit.
I think Merse is making the point that Chelsea are
not an impoverished squad
Redknapp and Merson posturing as though Chavs were somehow favourites. Is this the mid '00s?
You'd swear they were put up to this vomit.
No I’ve got much more time for Keane after he left football. Im sure Wrighty would say he’s a good guy.
Plus he legit rips the fuck out of United when everyone else doesn’t want to say it.
How was that not a penalty??Fucking VAR.
Slow stream, Letters?
How was that not a penalty??Fucking VAR.
Rosenior has got his comedy large glasses
It must be a dare.
Maybe next time he'll wear his Dame Edna glasses
I would have said Sutton but he seems to be a bit more reasonable these days.
Oh God he hates us but I find him perversely entertaining
Pundits to never listen to:
Cundy
O’Hara
Neville
Redknapp
Owen
Ferdinand
Hoddle
Scholes
Nicky Butt
McManaman
Carragher
Richards
Onuoha
McCoist
Personally don’t mind Meeks or McCoist
Roy keane
I would have said Sutton but he seems to be a bit more reasonable these days.
Pundits to never listen to:
Cundy
O’Hara
Neville
Redknapp
Owen
Ferdinand
Hoddle
Scholes
Nicky Butt
McManaman
Carragher
Richards
Onuoha
McCoist
Personally don’t mind Meeks or McCoist
In short, virtually all of them
Right….i think my pulse and blood pressure has dropped enough for me to get to bed.
Been a good evening.
Night all
GN classy
Right….i think my pulse and blood pressure has dropped enough for me to get to bed.
Been a good evening.
Night all
Steve O?
Estêvão!!
Jeez Merse
I’ve belittled this and the FA Cup in the past. But feel so different, it’s now massive that we’ve got to the final. Really so well deserved. Credit to the team and the manager. Thoroughly enjoyed. Br...
BIG difference between struggling in the league and having this as a distraction, and having a nice lead and booking a place in the final without too much fuss.
Pundits to never listen to:
Cundy
O’Hara
Neville
Redknapp
Owen
Ferdinand
Hoddle
Carragher
McManaman
I’ve belittled this and the FA Cup in the past. But feel so different, it’s now massive that we’ve got to the final. Really so well deserved. Credit to the team and the manager. Thoroughly enjoyed. Br...
Winning it will, I think, push the team on in the other competitions. Confidence and belief is like a drug. We have to take it seriously and get over the line, whether it is against City or the Barcodes.
Delap cost them £30m and Larsen cost Palace £48m so Kai is doing enough to justify most of his money
I get it. Also I don't give a shit... not my money. But we overpaid for him quite a bit back then- it's been a few years now. Fees have definitely gone up.
He's got his flaws to go with the talent but it's hard not to root for the guy. Especially since he openly shits on his Chelsea past who he won the fucking CL.
Pundits to never listen to:
Cundy
O’Hara
Neville
Redknapp
Owen
Ferdinand
Hoddle
Ad Scholes and Nicky Butt
Pundits to never listen to:
Cundy
O’Hara
Neville
Redknapp
Owen
Ferdinand
Hoddle
I’ve belittled this and the FA Cup in the past. But feel so different, it’s now massive that we’ve got to the final. Really so well deserved. Credit to the team and the manager. Thoroughly enjoyed. Bring on City or Newcastle.
We've seen how Kepa responds to being told he's on the sidelines, if he doesn't take it from a chain smoking Napoli gangster I'm not sure he'll listen to MA's foggin orders
Not sure Kai will ever justify that fee but he's one of us.
Delap cost them £30m and Larsen cost Palace £48m so Kai is doing enough to justify most of his money
Have to play the best 11, we need to win this. If we're three up in the finalsub the keeper.
hahah
I feel you. That's a call to make...
Jamie Redknapp has turned 180⁰
Fucking hate flip flopping rather than admitting a mistake.
Have to play the best 11, we need to win this. If we're three up in the finalsub the keeper.
Happy for Kepa but I'd got Raya in the Final if we are serious about winning.
oooh
Happy for Kepa but I'd got Raya in the Final if we are serious about winning.
Kepa never had to make a save
One when he punched a dipping shot clear
Victimpool fans losing their minds on Reddit
Such a weird fucking bunch
Their fans make me embarrassed to be Irish. A fucking scourge.
About what? Let me guess, we're boring
Aye, and praying man city win
Not sure Kai will ever justify that fee but he's one of us.
Mate, he’s gonna be the difference. Pray he stays fit.
Victimpool fans losing their minds on Reddit
Such a weird fucking bunch
They just have to be involved dont they?
About what? Let me guess, we're boring
Victimpool fans losing their minds on Reddit
Such a weird fucking bunch
Nice to see Garnacho do absolutely fuck all after coming on.
All their vibrant attackers, to be fair. We shut up shop well in the 2nd half
Fofana was crying?! Hahahahahahahaha.
Was he?!! Hahaha cunt
Nice to see Garnacho do absolutely fuck all after coming on.
He was told how long his contract has to run.
Haha
The talent to money spent ratio at Chelsea is actually insane.
”All aboard the fun boat!!!”
🥂🍹🍾🛳️🛟🟥⬜️
Fofana was crying?! Hahahahahahahaha.
He was told how long his contract has to run.
Hate Watch is going to be glorious, especially that cunt Kee Thomas
Yes! I'm gonna enjoy his fat mug and tears
Kepa never had to make a save
Fofana looked mad emotional.
Like R. Kelly realising the walls are closing in.
Ian Wright looks particularly stylish tonight
Winner's glow.
Not sure Kai will ever justify that fee but he's one of us.
That’s the going price for *anyone* to a top 6 club now
Ian Wright looks particularly stylish tonight
Fofana was crying?! Hahahahahahahaha.
Oh man. I'm rewinding.
Fofana was crying?! Hahahahahahahaha.
City found guilty of 115 the week before
Club is liquidated
Trophy is given to us by default
Baldiola put in the stocks to be pelted with rotten fruit
City found guilty of 115 the week before
Club is liquidated
Trophy is given to us by default
I looked up "carnage" and it actually more or less said that
City found guilty of 115 the week before
Club is liquidated
Trophy is given to us by default
Pep finds out that his scalp is allergic to minoxidil.
City found guilty of 115 the week before
Club is liquidated
Trophy is given to us by default
I want them smashed on the pitch.
Not sure Kai will ever justify that fee but he's one of us.
We want the most horrendous carnage ever witnessed...
City found guilty of 115 the week before
Club is liquidated
Trophy is given to us by default
Who do we want? I feel revenge against Newcastle would be lovely but to be honest both teams are tough
We want the most horrendous carnage ever witnessed...
Would be more unbearable to lose a final to the barcodes IMO, Birmingham '08 all over again
We are not going to lose.
Who do we want? I feel revenge against Newcastle would be lovely but to be honest both teams are tough
City have a two goal advantage
Just so nice to be in a cup final again. What depth gives you... but all credit to Arteta.
Would be more unbearable to lose a final to the barcodes IMO, Birmingham '08 all over again
I'd fancy them to turn up more than man city tbh
Hope Baldiola plays Bernardo in CM
Would be more unbearable to lose a final to the barcodes IMO, Birmingham '08 all over again
Losing to either would be terrible but I’d prefer to deny them their second ever trophy
Winning this will douse a lot of the anxiety I reckon
Would be more unbearable to lose a final to the barcodes IMO, Birmingham '08 all over again
I'm sure Kai, Kepa and Madueke are happy
That should console the Cheksea fans.
Who do we want? I feel revenge against Newcastle would be lovely but to be honest both teams are tough
Nah bring that bald prick and his £300k a week Palace centre back
Who do we want? I feel revenge against Newcastle would be lovely but to be honest both teams are tough
It will be City. Have to beat them.
Oh. I hoped it was Palace v Brentford or something
We knocked out Palace, C115eh knocked out Brentford...
Who do we want? I feel revenge against Newcastle would be lovely but to be honest both teams are tough
It Will probably be 115
Who do we want? I feel revenge against Newcastle would be lovely but to be honest both teams are tough
So so pleased for the players.
this
So so pleased for the players.
Oh. I hoped it was Palace v Brentford or something
May as well be given how City are playing
Put him and Palmer in the same paper bag, they're there for life
Oh. I hoped it was Palace v Brentford or something
I'm so happy for all of you too. This was needed on so many levels.
Love the way Kai pointed at the Arsenal badge!!
Wonderful
Neville talking gibberish. Disappointment or haemorrhage?
He really is up himself.
Merson: They (Chelsea) have gone out with a wimp
Haha
Merson: They (Chelsea) have gone out with a wimp
Gimp with a wimp.
Merson: They (Chelsea) have gone out with a wimp
Rosenior to a T
Merson: They (Chelsea) have gone out with a wimp
They? He supports them lol
Merson: They (Chelsea) have gone out with a wimp
Merse knows
Merson: They (Chelsea) have gone out with a wimp
He's a fucking spunk boozer that lad
His ma definitely chugged window cleaner during the pregnancy
Ahahahahaha!
Jason Cundy. Bring me his reaction now
Lovely
Love the way Kai pointed at the Arsenal badge!!
He fucking loves trolling Chelsea fans
Expect a deluded narrative of how the ref let us win
Very good second half defensive effort to be fair, as little as I enjoyed it.
Jason Cundy. Bring me his reaction now
Hate Watch is going to be glorious, especially that cunt Kee Thomas
He's a fucking spunk boozer that lad
His ma definitely chugged window cleaner during the pregnancy
Love the way Kai pointed at the Arsenal badge!!
Perhaps this helps relax them before Saturday
Hate Watch is going to be glorious, especially that cunt Kee Thomas
They huffed and they puffed but they couldn’t really challenge us in the end
One shot on target the entire game.
Their fans thought they've blow us out the water.
No Chelsea - that's what you do to men at night for a knock down price.
That's inappropriate mate
They do it for free
They huffed and they puffed but they couldn’t really challenge us in the end
SHOW ME THE CUNTSKI KIDS TEARS!
Inject the tears of Gary Neville into my dick vein
Their fans thought they've blow us out the water.
No Chelsea - that's what you do to men at night for a knock down price.
London Forever
Neville: they sing their song
good so many stayed. good.
there should be some kind of therapy group for all of us in these times. oh wait...
that was a brutal last 20 minutes for the heart
Only way this would have ended better is another one deflecting in off the shin kicker's bollocks
Neville talking gibberish. Disappointment or haemorrhage?
Hopefully the latter
Without question the funniest outcome
Divine
£60 million down the drain. Kai Havertz fucks Chelsea in the ass
Win this cup and we can win it all.
Haven't been this at it in a while. Phew.
Without question the funniest outcome
That was worth the stress
it was
Chelsea are fucking shite
£60m down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again!
Blood pressure dropping back to normal
Neville talking gibberish. Disappointment or haemorrhage?
All we need now is Enzo kicking off for no reason pls
That was worth the stress
Love it, Havertz tapping our badge
That was beautiful
Love it, Havertz tapping our badge
Bring me the head of John Terry
pointing at the badge... especiall against this lot. ha ha, beautiful
LINKED IN LIAM SUCK EVERY COCK EVER
I am fucking loving this.
Show me a Chelsea fan.
hahahahha
Blood pressure dropping back to normal
Rosenior master class 🤣🤣🤣
I am fucking loving this.
Show me a Chelsea fan.
And it was havertz toooooo
Oh my god
The stress just floating away
Have it you blue chavy cunts!
YYEYSYSYYSYWSYYYESYYY7WD7ÎIU HY; OIWE'RIU'RPOU
Their cocky ass fans. Those nouveau riche cretins.
YOU DID FUCK ALL TONIGHT
Oh bloody hell. I’m in tears
Fuck you Chelsea
Fuck you Neville
Thought it was off. But ok. Thanks Arsenal. My heart
EAT A FUCKING DICK YOU WANKERS
Get the fuck in! Have you cunts
Lol the sweetest goal of all time ahahahahahahahaha
FUCK YOU YOU CHAVSKI CUNTS
Never in doubt. But thank fuck that's over.
Fucking swinging from them
Brilliant
Palmer not exactly pulling up trees himself
England going to the world cup with Palmer, Saka and Foden all playing like shit
Fucking swinging from them
ahahhah
Palmer not exactly pulling up trees himself
Fucking swinging from them
Palmer not exactly pulling up trees himself
Fucking Dennis Wise. Napoleon syndrome little twat
endless parade of utter cunts
Too late not
What had norgo done wrong to not get minutes
oh man i've hated them since Mickey Droy, Ron Harris, Ken Bates £1 and that skinhead with CFC tattooed on his forehead who attacked me at QPR...
Fucking Dennis Wise. Napoleon syndrome little twat
We do hate Chelsea dont we? They really fucked up the 2000s for us
oh man i've hated them since Mickey Droy, Ron Harris, Ken Bates £1 and that skinhead with CFC tattooed on his forehead who attacked me at QPR...
I was thinking more of abramovic buying every player we were about to sign, but hey Wayne bridge too
I'm glad Terry slung one up his wife
We do hate Chelsea dont we? They really fucked up the 2000s for us
Wayne bridge
Cunt.
We do hate Chelsea dont we? They really fucked up the 2000s for us
Annoying from Trossard. Body position all wrong and puts himself under pressure.
Nelli has put a real shift in tonight
I don’t think he’s been at his best but that was ace. Did expect him to foul though
there should be some kind of therapy group for all of us in these times. oh wait...
Nelli has put a real shift in tonight
not true i saw people texting in the crowd
Hahaha
No movement in front of Trossard
Plenty behind me
No movement in front of Trossard
not true i saw people texting in the crowd
I wish Arteta would think of our bowels when he sets us up like this
How are you guys so ahead? They’ve just shown the 6 mins. Im watching on the telly
Luckily they cant shoot either
Where do they pull 6 mins from? Laughable
No movement in front of Trossard
Where the fuck did that come from
Peter Bankes is a cunt!
Where the fuck did that come from
Lots of subs
Tha should have been a pen. First touch was a tackle but Martinelli touches it again and THEN is fouled
Are there phases of the same tackle?
Where the fuck did that come from
Is Neville saying it's a penalty?
No, the cunt.
Just says it was checked and cleared
Redknapp playing away is a twitchy affair
Thats very good. Have to acknowledge that
Is Neville saying it's a penalty?
We look well equipped to deal with their counters but I don't like us trying to pass it out from the back late on.
Aye kepa giving me shits
There's going to be 5 mins ET at an absolute minimum.
How the fuck was that not a penalty!!??
Would save me from being finished off
We look well equipped to deal with their counters but I don't like us trying to pass it out from the back late on.
lol David brent with heavy touch
Nailed on pen. He skips the challenge and he is through on goal
It looked like a pen from first viewing
Not sure after replays. Don't think var overturns ref
Nailed on pen. He skips the challenge and he is through on goal
Absolutely
I would love one goal just to finish these cunts off.
This
How the fuck was the upward swing of the follow through not a penalty?
Nailed on pen. He skips the challenge and he is through on goal
I would love one goal just to finish these cunts off.
Would save me from being finished off
I would love one goal just to finish these cunts off.
Let’s remember a semi final is ALWAYS a twitchy affair
Redknapp playing away is a twitchy affair
Fergie would have got that at old Trafford
It's exactly what Katie did on Sunday!
This
not a penalty but somehow Katie's was?
How the fuck was the upward swing of the follow through not a penalty?
God do we need to do this to fans.
Haha hmmmmm if we were the defending team there, pretty sure I'd feel like we got away with that.
He's followed through! That is a fucking pelanty!
It's exactly what Katie did on Sunday!
He's followed through! That is a fucking pelanty!
All day long
He's followed through! That is a fucking pelanty!
I thought so too.
He's followed through! That is a fucking pelanty!
Left leg follow through, pen all day long. Caicedo gets away with another Caicedo
He’s bought him down and Nelli would have been away
Will commentators stop talking about Rosenior"s 'master plan' and ''masterclass'
Fucker does get the ball but there's afters.
Mik really is Simeone, Mourinho levels of negativity. Hard to watch.
Let’s remember a semi final is ALWAYS a twitchy affair
Arteta urging Eze to give it more oomph
The onus is on Chelsea to score, they will leave space at the back
someone do something good
Gusto doing everything he can to buy them double digit ET.
he really is a cheaty little shit
9 to go plus stoppage time.
Gusto doing everything he can to buy them double digit ET.
Kepa gives me almunia vibes a bit
thanks i'm a little behind
Well a solo fuck usually means the opposite....
Haha
OK usually a solo fuck means they scored...
Well a solo fuck usually means the opposite....
OK usually a solo fuck means they scored...
Sorry. And it's 3 metres
seriously, someone give Palmer his bottom dentures back
We're basically down to 10 with Eze this match
Freekick a metre outside our area
OK usually a solo fuck means they scored...
If Gabriel could remember how to header that would be good
This commentator is such a twat
Freekick a metre outside our area
Fucking Cucaracha in the way... but could have done better.
Free nose job for Cucurella
Fucking Cucaracha in the way... but could have done better.
Head it down and that's a goal.
Fucking Cucaracha in the way... but could have done better.
fuck - delivery deserved a goal
Tragic watching such a gifted player be so ineffective.
Fuck this is a hard watch, and I'm not just talking about Palmer.
Eze has been anonymous this half
Lol "half"
Eze has been anonymous this half
Was he playing first half as well?
Eze has been anonymous this half
He's not alone
Jesus Eze, that was indulgent...
That was poor
Jesus Eze, that was indulgent...
Eze has been anonymous this half
Chavs going for it in last 15 minutes
Jesus Christ what a reference
Haha once you see it
Fucking Yvonne Atkins coming on, cunt
Jesus Christ what a reference
A bloke considered too shit for United
Fucking Yvonne Atkins coming on, cunt
UGH here comes the bleach blonde cunt
Another ugly Chelsea cunt coming on, he does kinda worry me a bit
Shit, here comes the bleached mong
lol
Shit, here comes the bleached mong
Didn't even bother with the ballot
because you knew Arteta was going to go full "protect the lead" mode
Rice not having his best game
oh god it's skeletor
What is wrong with Rice tonight!!
Rice not having his best game
Cala would ring at more threat
cmon Zubi wtf was that pass
I bet Hazza (?) is glad he didn't go and watch this.
Didn't even bother with the ballot
Haha red gives us a decision
Timber ragdolled Esteven
Bring Cala on before Hincapie goes full Traore on these rats
Haha
It was actually Todibo lost his mind. Strangled Pedro and got a red
Bring Cala on before Hincapie goes full Traore on these rats
yes
I bet Hazza (?) is glad he didn't go and watch this.
Bring Cala on before Hincapie goes full Traore on these rats
Can someone in the crowd start playing a banjo for Palmer
No in-between with us, either poor or brilliant.
Bloody frustrating.
Nespresso pod fucking wanker
poor taste
Gusto wind felled the cunt
Nespresso pod fucking wanker
He's the cunt that fell into Saliba's forehead
We need an attacking player with a remotely adhesive boot on the pitch pronto.
Sort it Arsenal. Playing with fire here.
Problem we have is nobody upfront to hold up the ball. We need someone to carry it without dribbling into cul-de-sacs
Questionable decision-making by Kepa.
very
Kepa wtf , moron
Just clear it
Looks like Huey Lewis to me.
Meant for Mike1
65th minute, time for a couple of changes. Have to put them on the back foot, or this is going to ET without a doubt
Worries me that if they score once they’ll get more
Questionable decision-making by Kepa.
Our ball retention is poor as is Kepa's long balls
Crap pass to zubi of all players
Would be up for Havertz in the next 10 mins.
Looks like Huey Lewis to me.
65th minute, time for a couple of changes. Have to put them on the back foot, or this is going to ET without a doubt
gotta hand it to Chelsea, they do have a very good consistency for signing highly punchable cunts.
Would be up for Havertz in the next 10 mins.
They seem to be winning a lot of second balls
Why does Hincapie give the vibe that he's going to punch someone?
What was that lino looking at when Gyökeres was just bundled over right in front of him, then he awards Cuntski the throw?!
It's mostly forTV they want the drama, an equaliser.
extra time/penalties for a extra commercial slots
Playing with fire here by deciding that scoring is just something other teams do.
Jesus Madueke, quit while you're ahead and just pass sometimes.
Just annoyed we haven't got another goal to make it very difficult for them.
Can someone in the crowd start playing a banjo for Palmer
Palmer... I didn't realize human beings came in a model lacking a lower jaw bone.
Rosenior has ditched the glasses
It's business time
Chelsea going for it with the subs.
May as well roll the dice
Chelsea going for it with the subs.
Does Neville 's accumulator hang on a Chelsea win?
It's mostly forTV they want the drama, an equaliser.
ha ha, Vik chasing that ball with the defender shepherding it out of play, "fine then, eat grass prick!"
Does Neville 's accumulator hang on a Chelsea win?
Time for on owen goal to give us a giddy up
Just glad its not gazpacho
Probably when they’re 4-2 down
Just glad its not gazpacho
That tricky, skillful player who carries the chav attack is coming on. So is Palmer.
Palmer and Estavoa incoming...
If I ever met Neville in person, first thing I would say is how is Peter Lim doing and did you enjoy the Valencia fans.
Actually TODAY is the anniversary of THAT 7-0 Cunting by Barcelona!
Delap looks like he needs help getting dressed in the morning, big thick cunt
He's a yard dog, but has spent a lot of this game throwing himself on the ground.
What do you expect when yer da is Liam Delap?!
-Liam
+Rory
If I ever met Neville in person, first thing I would say is how is Peter Lim doing and did you enjoy the Valencia fans.
But but but the Glazers
Delap looks like he needs help getting dressed in the morning, big thick cunt
What do you expect when yer da is Liam Delap?!
Delap looks like he needs help getting dressed in the morning, big thick cunt
If I ever met Neville in person, first thing I would say is how is Peter Lim doing and did you enjoy the Valencia fans.
I remember when only Cala used to do those, now the entire backline is addicted to fouling anybody within 30m of goal even when they're facing the wrong way.
Delap, the cunt with a yellow
FUCK OFF Neville wishing for Chelsea to score
Neville is gagging for a Cuntski goal, the cunt!
That yellow for Hincapié or Mikel??
for the boss; overenthusiastic sarcasm CARD
That yellow for Hincapié or Mikel??
MA8
If anyone wants to score a wondergoal or do something exceptional to hurt that crass outfit, please do.
Legit want their pride maimed and pulped. Fuck that no mark, jumped up club.
That yellow for Hincapié or Mikel??
4th official being a crybaby cunt
I heard that Luke Chadwick trolls him about his looks
Separated at birth
Malo gusto, isn't that some sort of shit pod coffee?
How is that not a foul when you pull someone over
I heard that Luke Chadwick trolls him about his looks
😄
Nah... that's a foul on Hincapié, really.
gosh
Nah... that's a foul on Hincapié, really.
100%
How the fuck is that not a foul?!
Nah... that's a foul on Hincapié, really.
🤣
He is an ugly fucker isn't he
I heard that Luke Chadwick trolls him about his looks
Stale horseshoe of cunt is back
Arteta seems happy just to grind this one out. Hope it doesn't back fire. Should open up as they need to attack.
Constant monotone bullshit about how we didn't play in that first half. The only substantive thing Chavs did better is retain possession.
He's such a cock
Drab match made more unbearable by the pundits willing for Chelsea to go through.
Not sure what Jamie Redknapp is on about saying that the first half was everything that Rosenior wood have wished.
heh, everything he would've wished for... except, you know, to be not losing, ha ha, twit.
God I hate them... and Neville being a gigantic garrulous cretin is totally ignoring the fact that we actually created more than Chavs in thar first half.
Don't wreck the narrative with pesky facts
God I hate them... and Neville being a gigantic garrulous cretin is totally ignoring the fact that we actually created more than Chavs in thar first half.
christ I would be putting so many agents in danger if I had to endure that
What is he saying? Sticking the knife in despite it being chavs who need a goal?
Constant monotone bullshit about how we didn't play in that first half. The only substantive thing Chavs did better is retain possession.
Madueke: normal service has been resumed.
One cross. Take it easy
Madueke: normal service has been resumed.
God I hate them... and Neville being a gigantic garrulous cretin is totally ignoring the fact that we actually created more than Chavs in thar first half.
What is he saying? Sticking the knife in despite it being chavs who need a goal?
Set piece them to death here please.
Just get a goal and we'll be at Wembley
Can we speed up these throws please
God I hate them... and Neville being a gigantic garrulous cretin is totally ignoring the fact that we actually created more than Chavs in thar first half.
Kepa is as good as a 2nd keeper as you'll get
But fuck me he's miles off Raya
This
Set piece them to death here please.
Kepa scares the shit out of me
Yeah decent shot stopper but...
Kepa is as good as a 2nd keeper as you'll get
But fuck me he's miles off Raya
Kepa scares the shit out of me
That is suspect by Kepa. How are not keeping that in play.
bumbly
I'm convinced they'll score, so we need to - and sooner rather than later.
That is suspect by Kepa. How are not keeping that in play.
João Pedro has a very punchable face
Looks like a few already have had a pop.
João Pedro has a very punchable face
I'm convinced he'll do well. It's just taking longer than we expected.
Yes. He's too good a player to not work out
Cole Palmer on the pitch warming up, he must have failed the Audition for the Deliverance remake.
🤣
He is an ugly fucker isn't he
Drab match made more unbearable by the pundits willing for Chelsea to go through.
Not sure what Jamie Redknapp is on about saying that the first half was everything that Rosenior wood have wished.
all right lads, quick goal after the break please
THIS!
all right lads, quick goal after the break please
Cole Palmer on the pitch warming up, he must have failed the Audition for the Deliverance remake.
"squeal like a pig"
Cole Palmer on the pitch warming up, he must have failed the Audition for the Deliverance remake.
Aye leave my fucken boy alone
HEH
Eze doesn't really want the ball, and if he gets it he's not looking upfield. Give him 15 mins more, sure. Just zero impact, and in a fundamental central position.
odergaard dropping deep to pick up the ball makes a bit more sense now
I don't believe Eze is a bad player but it is up to him to adapt to us and not vice versa. I would love to see him come good but he is hanging on the fringes and needs to demand the ball to show what ...
I'm convinced he'll do well. It's just taking longer than we expected.
Eze doesn't really want the ball, and if he gets it he's not looking upfield. Give him 15 mins more, sure. Just zero impact, and in a fundamental central position.
He's a low touch player who provides moments in the final third. I think some fans expectations need to be adjusted tbh.
The commentators: "Rosenior will be happier with that half than Arteta"
clearly you don't know Arteta
What the fuck are they on about, they do know the chavs need to score?
Nothing much in that half. Looks like we've come for the 0-0.
The commentators: "Rosenior will be happier with that half than Arteta"
clearly you don't know Arteta
Aye leave my fucken boy alone
now watch him score
Has any forward been good this season? Pre Christmas Tross. CL Martinelli. Apart from that they've all been various degrees of mediocre.
Are you Eze's mum is disguise? ;-)
Aye leave my fucken boy alone
Eze doesn't really want the ball, and if he gets it he's not looking upfield. Give him 15 mins more, sure. Just zero impact, and in a fundamental central position.
Eze has still won us plenty of points by himself
Man city assist to marti
Winner Vs palace
Hat trick Vs Tottenham
In the CL assisted the important 3rd goal for Marti
Are you Eze's mum is disguise? ;-)
I don't believe Eze is a bad player but it is up to him to adapt to us and not vice versa. I would love to see him come good but he is hanging on the fringes and needs to demand the ball to show what he is capable of.
Sometimes the demands of moving to a club with higher expectations can overwhelm even the best of talent.
Eze has still won us plenty of points by himself
Man city assist to marti
Winner Vs palace
Hat trick Vs Tottenham
In the CL assisted the important 3rd goal for Marti
Hav on for Eze works for me.
As long as he drops back more often than usual.
Hav on for Eze works for me.
Rather take off Gyokeres for Kai
You can't drop Eze after 45. Bloke never plays then you pull him after one half of football?
Hav on for Eze works for me.
Being content to keep it tight always carries a risk of conceding in the 80th minute and needing to pull something out of the fire. A little more forwards passing, please.
Well, I'm off lads.
Thanks for the commentary and do enjoy the second half. 🫡
Enjoy your second sleep.
Well, I'm off lads.
Thanks for the commentary and do enjoy the second half. 🫡
G'night mg
Well, I'm off lads.
Thanks for the commentary and do enjoy the second half. 🫡
Still, getting those full backs into plenty of dangerous positions up front.
It's like everything is wrong in your world.
We paid 65m on him though.
Where does he play for England?
Sometimes players don't work out, just move them on and let them find form somewhere else.
I don't like this negativity.
We are all made of stars.
Or Porcelain
We paid 65m on him though.
Where does he play for England?
Meanwhile Gyok gets the "nobody passes to me" get out clause
I don't like this negativity.
We are all made of stars.
Nerves
I don't think you can judge Eze on that half, I don't think anyone came out with much credit. Saliba looking very suspect, as he has on numerous times this season to be fair
I don't like this negativity.
We are all made of stars.
I'm getting Sterling type vibes off of Eze, can't see him being here next season unless he figures out how to play our way.
He looks lost.
Honestly the forward signings under Arteta have been mostly very poor. But they can't all be sub standard players? The system is strangling them.
Possibly. Would give the opposition something to worry about
I don't think you can judge Eze on that half, I don't think anyone came out with much credit. Saliba looking very suspect, as he has on numerous times this season to be fair
The Mancunian candidate, one could say.
Would give anyone dissociative identity disorder.
very good
I'm getting Sterling type vibes off of Eze, can't see him being here next season unless he figures out how to play our way.
He looks lost.
We paid 65m on him though.
Where does he play for England?
The Mancunian candidate, one could say.
Would give anyone dissociative identity disorder.
Don't like what I'm seeing. Rice and Saliba losing tons of duels anf Joao Puto holding up the ball well. Also we keep being skittish whenever we get the ball in promising positions.
This is one of the worst halves of football I have witnessed in a long time
A lot riding on it
Inebriated Neville singing any song from Oasis' first two studio albums would do the job.
Christ
Medieval torture
It never stops Gary Neville when he comments man u games
I know, but Neville is a complete wanker
I'm getting Sterling type vibes off of Eze, can't see him being here next season unless he figures out how to play our way.
He looks lost.
MA is going to have to tweak something this half because we can’t afford to give them the opportunity to draw level
Calatweak
He has to hide it some because he's supposed to be neutral
It never stops Gary Neville when he comments man u games
That's far too cruel for words
That fucking Torres ohhhhhhhhhhhh on loop 24/7
Inebriated Neville singing any song from Oasis' first two studio albums would do the job.
Nothing much in that half. Looks like we've come for the 0-0.
i bet they have him piped throughout guantanamo
This is Manchester United
Dixon is very much pro Arsenal, he just tries to hide it.
Arsenal legend. No problems listening to his commentary
MA is going to have to tweak something this half because we can’t afford to give them the opportunity to draw level
Dixon is very much pro Arsenal, he just tries to hide it.
He has to hide it some because he's supposed to be neutral
i bet they have him piped throughout guantanamo
That's far too cruel for words
That fucking Torres ohhhhhhhhhhhh on loop 24/7
Loved him as a player but have very very little warmth towards him as a pundit / commentator
Unlike big Keown who always sticks up for us, even if it makes him look like a cock
Dixon is very much pro Arsenal, he just tries to hide it.
Sky Sports.
I don't have him reverberating in my head by fucking design.
i bet they have him piped throughout guantanamo
Sky Sports.
I don't have him reverberating in my head by fucking design.
Haha
Didn't realise was on sky too
This is one of the worst halves of football I have witnessed in a long time
Loved him as a player but have very very little warmth towards him as a pundit / commentator
Unlike big Keown who always sticks up for us, even if it makes him look like a cock
How the fuck are you hearing Neville's voice sp2
Sky Sports.
I don't have him reverberating in my head by fucking design.
How the fuck are you hearing Neville's voice sp2
yeah bad enough but not THAT bad
Where the hell does timber play these days
all over the place, usually gets in the way
Where the hell does timber play these days
Shut the fuck up Neville. No-one cares about Salford.
I have Dixon on
Shut the fuck up Neville. No-one cares about Salford.
Surely someone of Eze ability can adapt
There's also the 'weight' of our Number 10 shirt.
Very true
Hopefully nothing too disastrous.
Almost as if the pressure is getting to him
Hopefully nothing too disastrous.
I think he's having a hard time adapting to a big club. I like Palace but they are way below Arsenal when it comes to history and prestige
There's also the 'weight' of our Number 10 shirt.
Eze has just been an ill fitting signing. He's a forward, not a midfielder and he floats between that half space and centre forward. Doesn't suit the way we play that much.
I think he's having a hard time adapting to a big club. I like Palace but they are way below Arsenal when it comes to history and prestige
They used to let him play his own game without any pressure as to the team formation from what I gathered. Our set up does seem to be suiting him at the moment
They are playing through us quite easily up to a point.
I think he's having a hard time adapting to a big club. I like Palace but they are way below Arsenal when it comes to history and prestige
He's a low touch, high impact forward. This is how he plays.
I think he's having a hard time adapting to a big club. I like Palace but they are way below Arsenal when it comes to history and prestige
We've done more than Chavs offensively. Just lacking that bit of quality and collective impetus.
MLS did well against dirty Leeds didn't he? Should've given him a start today perhaps
Bit invisible at the moment
Shocking pass from Hincapie
Arteta does love playing a CB at LB.
I’m assuming he’s still on the pitch
That bad huh..
Shocking pass from Hincapie
I’m assuming he’s still on the pitch
ouch
I’m assuming he’s still on the pitch
brutal
If Eze can find some space in midfield it could make all the difference
I’m assuming he’s still on the pitch
Awful from Gusto initially, though. Martinelli should have capitalised.
If Eze can find some space in midfield it could make all the difference
Ah Martinelli... you didn't have the subtlety.
Good defending
Ah Martinelli... you didn't have the subtlety.
That's the ball though.
Ah Martinelli... you didn't have the subtlety.
aaaa
Ah Martinelli... you didn't have the subtlety.
The ref buying all their shitty dives
Jesus and Cala warming up
Kepa played a good ball to Martinelli when they committed numbers but other than that...
Marti looks the only one likely right now
Kepa played a good ball to Martinelli when they committed numbers but other than that...
Yeah I don't like the way we are standing off, I guess to draw them out. I get it but not really our forte, too many defensive errors of late.
I thought the gaffer said we'd be playing with more courage
Yeah I don't like the way we are standing off, I guess to draw them out. I get it but not really our forte, too many defensive errors of late.
You need to actually attack when you do that.
Chill my fellow Gooners, as long as we don't lose we'll be at Wembley
Yeah I don't like the way we are standing off, I guess to draw them out. I get it but not really our forte, too many defensive errors of late.
Chill my fellow Gooners, as long as we don't lose we'll be at Wembley
My bad, yes Kepe is the Keeper tonight
That makes 3 former Chavs in our squad today.
They waiting for us to fuck up
That 3-5-2 is designed to tease out errors from a conservative team and it's working better than it should.
Cannot afford to be this static and sloppy playing out from the back when they're pressing us like this.
Again... needless u-turns.
My bad, yes Kepe is the Keeper tonight
I just hope we avoid going to extra time.
Nico Jover would decode this defending soon enough
Chavs trying to outsmart our cornalties
they did the Shay Given (TM) keep 3 up to thwart
Fucking cunt Given. Bet Baldiola told him to say that on motd
Do wish there a more concrete schema of what to do when we bypass the first line of an opposition press. There are ways to get at these fucks in open play.
Great effort from Hincapié.
haha great
they did the Shay Given (TM) keep 3 up to thwart
Cunts
they did the Shay Given (TM) keep 3 up to thwart
Great effort from Hincapié.
Really gets up my 'arris when they call Chelsea a "big club"
Small crap bus stop in Fulham with money more like
That 5 across the middle is stifling things
One through ball and it's curtains
Gonna have to try and be more descriptive for you MG.
here - racist wanker,Delap being a wanker etc
Ah, cheers mate!
Appreciate it 😅
That 5 across the middle is stifling things
Who's looking more likely to score first? I'm following on the arses
Gonna have to try and be more descriptive for you MG.
here - racist wanker,Delap being a wanker etc
Nice stat. Arsenal unbeaten in last 9 games against Chavs. 9/3
Both teams tactical shall we say
Who's looking more likely to score first? I'm following on the arses
Neither at the moment
Who's looking more likely to score first? I'm following on the arses
Even Stevens at the moment
Who's looking more likely to score first? I'm following on the arses
Neither, right now.
Who's looking more likely to score first? I'm following on the arses
no one yet
Who's looking more likely to score first? I'm following on the arses
Have we crossed the halfway line?
Yes.
If you mean with frequency, no.
Scrappy start, fair to say.
Have we crossed the halfway line?
Scrappy start, fair to say.
Lovely, thought that was going to be called a foul
Let's get shin kicker booked early doors
Which one
Let's get shin kicker booked early doors
Looking forward to Ezemendi clicking
3-5-2 isn't the worst formation to play against us if you have the right personnel. We'll get rewarded for bravery, though.
Saliba needs to shape up.
Rolls Royce having a puncture
Saliba needs to shape up.
cripes
Saliba needs to shape up.
yep. even national telly.
Shame timber didn’t unscrew his head
I don't know the name of the commentator but he hardly ever gives Arsenal any credit
We get Troy Deany (sp) and some other twats
You on Paramount Dennis?
We get Troy Deany (sp) and some other twats
Disgusting
We get Troy Deany (sp) and some other twats
Yuck
We get Troy Deany (sp) and some other twats
Sloppy from Saliba under no pressure.
Yikes
No, they are on Peacock (NBC) they cover the prem
ah right
Sloppy from Saliba under no pressure.
Is that Robbie Earle and thingy?
No, they are on Peacock (NBC) they cover the prem
All the pundits on CBS went for Arsenal, though.
Is that Robbie Earle and thingy?
Commentator already willing Cuntski to win
All the pundits on CBS went for Arsenal, though.
Take. Don't waste it mind ;p
Thank you! :)>
I never do.
Can I have some hate too, Sal?
Take. Don't waste it mind ;p
Commentator already willing Cuntski to win
plenty of hate to share MG
Indeed Sal.. Indeed
plenty of hate to share MG
Can I have some hate too, Sal?
I hate Manure more.. is that ok?
plenty of hate to share MG
i've got it on ITV and am with you
I hate Manure more.. is that ok?
Me too, with a purple passion
We're better. Don't fear them.
I still can't get over Nicky Butt calling for United to bring in Steve Bruce.
Haha aye
I do quite like Steve Bruce...also he was on talksport and they asked him about what scholes said and he essentially said he was full of shit.
Bruce has actually managed and knows how hard it is at the top level
I still can't get over Nicky Butt calling for United to bring in Steve Bruce.
That's just Nicky talking out of his Butt
I still can't get over Nicky Butt calling for United to bring in Steve Bruce.
Main priority is to bore Paul Scholes into a coma
Not that you could tell, the cunt
Hahaha....feck off kleinie, I nearly flippin choked
The more I listen to that 90s era United team, the more I'm convinced Ferguson really is the greatest manager of all time.
He took a group of mouth breathing, brain dead cretins and turned them into...
Haha aye
regretting passing on my ticket a bit now
Arse
Well in Esso-Hopefully Not Blue, today.
COYGs! Let's beat these chavy cunts.
The more I listen to that 90s era United team, the more I'm convinced Ferguson really is the greatest manager of all time.
He took a group of mouth breathing, brain dead cretins and turned them into...
haha
Main priority is to bore Paul Scholes into a coma
Not that you could tell, the cunt
The more I listen to that 90s era United team, the more I'm convinced Ferguson really is the greatest manager of all time.
He took a group of mouth breathing, brain dead cretins and turned them into an unstoppable winning machine.
Pray for no fuck ups in defence or shit referee calls and we should win this
Main priority is to bore Paul Scholes into a coma
Not that you could tell, the cunt
We need to violate these flogs and their P.E teacher manager. He also gives off sixth form poet vibes
I know Timber is hard as a coffin nail but Benny could do a lot of shithousery on that twat Cunterella
Yeah especially having scored in the first leg.
I just want to take a pair of pinking shears to his hair
And his nuts
Really is the David Brent of football that guy. Or Casey Kasem.
I just want to take a pair of pinking shears to his hair
And his fingers.
Pray for no fuck ups in defence or shit referee calls and we should win this
Who is the ref
Pray for no fuck ups in defence or shit referee calls and we should win this
God, I hate Cucurella. And his mother.
I just want to take a pair of pinking shears to his hair
Fuck calling him 'Pep'
He's fucking Baldiola
This
Promised myself I wouldn’t get worked up about tonight’s game and that’s not working out
Ive been thinking that I couldn't give a toss about tonight as long as we win on Saturday and against Sunderland, but now I feel nervous
He knows as well as anyone that the net spend he's whining about doesn't include the ludicrous wages/bonuses they pay players to convince them to go there. The cost of Haaland, for example, in the e...
Fuck calling him 'Pep'
He's fucking Baldiola
Promised myself I wouldn’t get worked up about tonight’s game and that’s not working out
The lads are on a high from the weekend. Expect a confident performance on the front foot....COYG!!
I guess they missed the part where it's green kryptonite that does superman in. Blue kryptonite doesn't do shit to him. 😏
Fair enough 😅
Park the bus.. kryptonite.. etc etc..
I guess they missed the part where it's green kryptonite that does superman in. Blue kryptonite doesn't do shit to him. 😏
Watching Traore toss him aside like a ragdoll was moment of the season
and then the Pedro bit, that 10 seconds of Traore was brilliant stuff.
Wtf is that Chelsea lineup? An 8 men defensive block and 2 forwards.
Park the bus.. kryptonite.. etc etc..
God, I hate Cucurella. And his mother.
Watching Traore toss him aside like a ragdoll was moment of the season
God, I hate Cucurella. And his mother.
🤣...lovely!
Wtf is that Chelsea lineup? An 8 men defensive block and 2 forwards.
I want to see tears of Cuntski kids crying!
Yes!
time to put that right innit
from today's blog:
Martinelli + Madueke + Gyokeres hasn’t really been a success in the past, with a lack of real technical security in that trio
😳
Well don't mention it then and it might bugger off.
Wise words, Mrs.
He knows as well as anyone that the net spend he's whining about doesn't include the ludicrous wages/bonuses they pay players to convince them to go there. The cost of Haaland, for example, in the e...
Hilarious. Hadn't appreciated the disadvantages they are having to overcome in turning the tables against the wealthy clubs lol
Imagine if they could have afforded better than haaland semenyo guehi cherki
I know Timber is hard as a coffin nail but Benny could do a lot of shithousery on that twat Cunterella
at what point do I have to shift my narrative from "maybe we're saving Benny for next game"? I feel like I say it every game and every time it's wrong.
No he'll play Timber until he breaks.
I know Timber is hard as a coffin nail but Benny could do a lot of shithousery on that twat Cunterella
Hincape plays in the opposite corner of the field from him, literally as far away as he can get.
My bad, I thought of Caicedo. 🤦
Would have thought he would have started Benny Blanco
No he'll play Timber until he breaks.
Hincape plays in the opposite corner of the field from him, literally as far away as he can get.
God, I hate Cucurella. And his mother.
You spelt his name wrong.....it's Cunterella
And hers? 🙄🤦♂️ sorry, I went there.
God, I hate Cucurella. And his mother.
Hincapie has his number
Arsenal: Kepa, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Rice, Zubimendi, Eze, Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli
Subs: Raya, White, Mosquera, Calafiori, Norgaard, Lewis-Skelly, Havertz, Trossard, Jesus
Chelsea...
Does Palmer have in his contracts he can’t play against us?
does it make me a bad person that that sight always makes me giggle?
No!
@everyone Arsenal: Kepa, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Rice, Zubimendi, Eze, Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli
Subs: Raya, White, Mosquera, Calafiori, Norgaard, Lewis-Skelly, Havertz, Trossard, Jesus
actually the problem is he's NOT a red card magnet. It seems like he should get them but doesn't. According to transfermrkt that red he got against us is the only one he's ever gotten.
That can’t be true. He does about 20 shin kicks per game
Arsenal: Kepa, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Rice, Zubimendi, Eze, Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli
Subs: Raya, White, Mosquera, Calafiori, Norgaard, Lewis-Skelly, Havertz, Trossard, Jesus
Chelsea...
Would have thought he would have started Benny Blanco
God, I hate Cucurella. And his mother.
Chelsea look like they're playing wing-backs or something.
Arsenal: Kepa, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Rice, Zubimendi, Eze, Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli
Subs: Raya, White, Mosquera, Calafiori, Norgaard, Lewis-Skelly, Havertz, Trossard, Jesus
Chelsea: Sanchez, Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Hato, Cucurella, Caicedo, Santos, Fernandez, Delap, Pedro
Subs: Sharman-Lowe, Acheampong, Badiashile, Holland, Palmer, Estevao, Garnacho, Guiu, Mheuka
Team to face Chelsea: Kepa, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Zubimendi, Rice, Eze, Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli.
Subs: Raya, Mosquera, White, Jesus, Norgaard, Trossard, Havertz, Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly.
I want to see tears of Cuntski kids crying!
does it make me a bad person that that sight always makes me giggle?
We want to hear the wailing of their supporters 😉
I want to see tears of Cuntski kids crying!
We have to watch out for that dirty cunt Caicedo. He's a red card magnet and my fear is that he'll maim one of ours while seeing red
Also that Cucurella cunt is going to be very irritating as always....
actually the problem is he's NOT a red card magnet. It seems like he should get them but doesn't. According to transfermrkt that red he got against us is the only one he's ever gotten.
One of my biggest criticisms of Arteta becomes void if we win tonight. Have to eradicate that semi final juju.
Well don't mention it then and it might bugger off.
Followed the team bus up Upper street in a cab in the rain - I thought they used a dfferent bus company. Couldn't see a bloody thing - you used to be able to see them back in the day
So Pep’s latest outburst is bleating on about net spend (Citeh being behind 7 other clubs - but unclear what period we’re talking here).
Yeah, that’s fine if we’re all starting at the same point, but...
He knows as well as anyone that the net spend he's whining about doesn't include the ludicrous wages/bonuses they pay players to convince them to go there. The cost of Haaland, for example, in the end will cost them 10x the net spend they paid.
They exploit contract conditions to snatch players like him and Guehi for a pittance by offering salaries no one else can hope to match... and then whine about not spending enough money? nah, fuck off Pep
Arse.
Scholes is a wanker.
I hope we are PAINFULLY boring tonight.
"Boring, boring Arsenal"
Brilliant. I love it!
1-0 to the Arsenal everyone!
I want 5-0. Corner hat trick (Gabriel, Saliva. Calafiori) and a brace from OG. Well, out of corners too while we're at it.
Arse.
Scholes is a wanker.
I hope we are PAINFULLY boring tonight.
"Boring, boring Arsenal"
Brilliant. I love it!
1-0 to the Arsenal everyone!
We have to watch out for that dirty cunt Caicedo. He's a red card magnet and my fear is that he'll maim one of ours while seeing red
Also that Cucurella cunt is going to be very irritating as always. Hopefully Madueke rinses him out tonight
So Pep’s latest outburst is bleating on about net spend (Citeh being behind 7 other clubs - but unclear what period we’re talking here).
Yeah, that’s fine if we’re all starting at the same point, but...
If anyone is the master of spitballing (in the literal sense as well) it's that bald cunt Pep
One of my biggest criticisms of Arteta becomes void if we win tonight. Have to eradicate that semi final juju.
Fingers crossed then. You’re beginning to show signs of almost believing in Mik and this team! Almost! 🤣
So Pep’s latest outburst is bleating on about net spend (Citeh being behind 7 other clubs - but unclear what period we’re talking here).
Yeah, that’s fine if we’re all starting at the same point, but he had a massive head start on the rest of the PL. to play catch-up and to compete with their wages we all have to spend more, take bigger chances (Pepe) and let some go at a big loss (Ozil, Aubameyang). Maybe he should go to Leyton Orient next and show us what net spend really means.
We want to hear the wailing of their supporters 😉
One of my biggest criticisms of Arteta becomes void if we win tonight. Have to eradicate that semi final juju.
There will be a red card.
the question will be who will Caicedo injure to get it
And I hope Arteta calls it a beautiful performance due to the lack of Scholes
Fuck scholes
Why am I even having to hear what that cunt says about Arsenal... thought he was supposed to be media shy. Now I can't move for having his moronic utterances foisted upon me
Muscle injury around the hip area. Not considered serious, but expected to be out until the NLD at the end of the month.
Noni cross to Owen goal. I can see it.
There will be a red card.
Soothsayer Ollie
I hope it is the most boring 0-0 with no shots or any excitement
There will be a red card.
And I hope Arteta calls it a beautiful performance due to the lack of Scholes
Use their aggressiveness against them and score the first goal... it will be game over.
I hope it is the most boring 0-0 with no shots or any excitement
Muscle injury around the hip area. Not considered serious, but expected to be out until the NLD at the end of the month.
I’ll be content if the team plays to its full potential and everyone walks off the pitch without any injuries. After that anything else is a bonus
Apparently no Ødegaard in the squad either!
Heh, I see Infantino want to lift the ban on Russia.
I'm sure he'd find a way to somehow have them an invite as a Wild Card for the Trump Cup.
the way he used his divine influence to let suspended Ronaldo play
I did wonder what hose work was.
heh... watering the grass?
(checks London weather...)
never mind
Arse, WIE.
I've got a bad feeling about tonight.
Rgds,
D. Glover
I'm too old for this shit
Arse!
well in esso! be lucky
Will Pedro even play? It will depend on whether his soul has returned to his body yet. it quite clearly departed at the same moment his bowels released.
To be fair though Traore did look beyond menacing come at him
I'm still bitter about 1988.
Luton artificial pitch wankers.
The January transfer window has closed and the rain has settled. After a busy summer we were on the outside. We can use our red and white sleeve to wipe away the moisture and look in. Shame that City were able to get Semenyo and Guehi .
Two quality players with prem experience who go straight in and obviously strengthen their team. For the petro-minted Sky Blues to get Guehi for £20 mill. seems particularly galling. I understand why- but nonetheless.
There might be space for them if other nations do end up boycotting it.
It's a weird one, should Russian athletes be punished for their governments despicable regime? If so, then there's a few other ...
Nothing weird about it, they are willing participants in this genocidal war,
Israel, USA, Hungary, and Russia, Russia and Russia, Saudi 2034 hosts
I was a teenager travelling in Italy with my parents in 1993, we were in Rome for the final and for once Dad had forked out for a fairly luxurious hotel and I had my own room. Watched it from between ...
Sadly I feel like that Dad comment is directed to me :(
I have book my fam some doozies and always regret it
We had a great game last time against chelski. Caicedo coming back will test us physically.
Yep. It won’t be easy. They will be very physical and will at some point have to come at us.
Can we get a couple of first half goals please and put the tie to bed?
If they’re 3 goals down, they’ll give up as they won’t mind too much, they’ve still got a chance in the league (🤔🤣🤣 apparently), and will believe they can have a decent shot at the CL or FA cup
I don't want to search for it myself cos of Neville, but does anyone have a link to Wrighty allegedly having a heated discussion with Scholes about his comments about us, which apparently led to a par...
Scholes is a rat. Can see why he failed utterly at management
I'm still bitter about 1988.
I was not alive back then but too right.
We had a great game last time against chelski. Caicedo coming back will test us physically.
Arse
Morning all.
Another day in paradise here in Ireland.
Come on Arsenal!!!
Morning all. I see phil collins fans are still lurking
The Spuds managed it and they are shite
It's gonna be C115eh in the final, assuming we do our job tonight.
Can't see Saudicastle overturning a 2-0 deficit...
This is a League Cup revenge tour; we must complete it.
I remember 06/07 and 17/18.
I'm still bitter about 1988.
I don't want to search for it myself cos of Neville, but does anyone have a link to Wrighty allegedly having a heated discussion with Scholes about his comments about us, which apparently led to a par...
I don't want to search for it myself cos of Neville, but does anyone have a link to Wrighty allegedly having a heated discussion with Scholes about his comments about us, which apparently led to a partial climb down by him that we're "boring" as opposed to the "worst team ever to win the premier league", if we do end up winning it?
This is a League Cup revenge tour; we must complete it.
I remember 06/07 and 17/18.
Arse
Morning all.
Another day in paradise here in Ireland.
Come on Arsenal!!!
I was a teenager travelling in Italy with my parents in 1993, we were in Rome for the final and for once Dad had forked out for a fairly luxurious hotel and I had my own room. Watched it from between the silk sheets, full on Real Pizza and pepsi.
In 1993 round 2 was two legged as well
I find it hard to generate a "heh" about all the despicable cunts involved in that scenario. Next he'll demand a wildcard for Israel too.
Of course!
Heh, I see Infantino want to lift the ban on Russia.
I'm sure he'd find a way to somehow have them an invite as a Wild Card for the Trump Cup.
I find it hard to generate a "heh" about all the despicable cunts involved in that scenario. Next he'll demand a wildcard for Israel too.
Well in esso
Well one-leg-left Blogs
(reminded me of Luzhny ha)
COYG
It's true, Putin does enjoy fishing
heh
the ban should only be lifted when the Russian proletariat offer up Vladimir Putin’s head on a pike!
It's true, Putin does enjoy fishing
Arse! Well in esso.....be lucky geezer!
Match day Arse!
well in esso…be very lucky! 🍀
COYG
Heh, I see Infantino want to lift the ban on Russia.
I'm sure he'd find a way to somehow have them an invite as a Wild Card for the Trump Cup.
the ban should only be lifted when the Russian proletariat offer up Vladimir Putin’s head on a pike!
Heh, I see Infantino want to lift the ban on Russia.
I'm sure he'd find a way to somehow have them an invite as a Wild Card for the Trump Cup.
There might be space for them if other nations do end up boycotting it.
It's a weird one, should Russian athletes be punished for their governments despicable regime? If so, then there's a few other countries who should be banned too.
Heh, I see Infantino want to lift the ban on Russia.
I'm sure he'd find a way to somehow have them an invite as a Wild Card for the Trump Cup.
Arse. Well in esso, be lucky!
Morning all.
I expect the full first XI this evening, injuries permitting. Get a couple of goals, put it to bed and then we can make subs.
Simple 2-0 win would be nice
I can feel the cold right through my bones
Arse. Well in esso, be lucky!
Morning all.
I expect the full first XI this evening, injuries permitting. Get a couple of goals, put it to bed and then we can make subs.
Good to see Tottenham's captain bursting their feelgood bubble.
what have i missed ba?
Good to see Tottenham's captain bursting their feelgood bubble.
This competition is stupid.. No ET during the previous rounds, in the semi they say yes let's have ET if the scores are level.
Cunts!
In this competition straight penalties w/o et is immensly more preferable
Morning all! Well in Esso
Crush the Chavs. Glory to the Arsenal!
yes!
and i'll tell you that running along the canal in the morning is really quite pleasant. or in the afternoon for that matter.
Good stuff! Back to the physio today (unusually on a Tuesday, but he wasn't working yesterday), having missed last week through illness.
I'll try to run tomorrow (but not in such pleasant surroundings).
Mornik.
But can we keep it?
yes!
and i'll tell you that running along the canal in the morning is really quite pleasant. or in the afternoon for that matter.
Mornik.
But can we keep it?
Arse!
Well in, esso!!
Morning all!!!
That’ll be all the hose work, Mrs! 😉
Tough game tonight, we should win, but chavs will be on a high and kicking hard.
Stay laser focused boys, and you’ll make it through 🙏🏆
Yeah, let's not have Champions League flashback against these cunts.
Tsk, wet, wet, wet, and a little less wet...off to snooze now.
That’ll be all the hose work, Mrs! 😉
Tough game tonight, we should win, but chavs will be on a high and kicking hard.
Stay laser focused boys, and you’ll make it through 🙏🏆
This competition is stupid.. No ET during the previous rounds, in the semi they say yes let's have ET if the scores are level.
Cunts!
This competition is stupid: two-legged semi finals.
(would be a little bizarre if we had ET with the scores not level though :-P)
And arse!
Well in Esssoooooo! Be lucky!
Fuck off Bruce.
This competition is stupid.. No ET during the previous rounds, in the semi they say yes let's have ET if the scores are level.
Cunts!
Well in, Esso. Morning, all.
Would be good to smash those cunts into the middle of next week. And to shove it right up Scholes' hole.
The latter is what we should have done ten days ago. I'm still slowly recovering from that match....
Well in, Esso. Morning, all.
Would be good to smash those cunts into the middle of next week. And to shove it right up Scholes' hole.
And then if we qualify, maybe time to get over League Cup final traumas, but coming back from Wembley is still a pain.
or house work even... old people , eh. Thought I'd drop in to the arses to see what's what.
I did wonder what hose work was.
Tsk, wet, wet, wet, and a little less wet...off to snooze now.
Might be able to catch the end of the match tonight, though not entirely sure.
Proper old skool this morning.
*mwahves*
Arse.
Well in Esssssssssssssooo!
Arse, WIE.
I've got a bad feeling about tonight.
Rgds,
D. Glover
Well in , esso and blogs - just going back to bed for a snooze after a couple of hours hose work.
or house work even... old people , eh. Thought I'd drop in to the arses to see what's what.
Well in , esso and blogs - just going back to bed for a snooze after a couple of hours hose work.
Snooze well, mrs
Hope we clatter these cunts out of it tonight
Well in , esso and blogs - just going back to bed for a snooze after a couple of hours hose work.