Villa a great team. But never turns up against the likes of city or liverpool.
Emery will take any oppurtunity to undermine us.
Anyway that pep must be hoping semenyo plays a blinder against us, joins them and does it again.
That lad is a real handful. Hincapie has got his work cut out for that game
If he stays fit it could be the difference
Amen
He has the power to turn our anxious sweat into wine
If he stays fit it could be the difference
Jesus goal last night a thing of beauty, not many can do that
He has the power to turn our anxious sweat into wine
Glass of wine for Arteta, glass of type O blood for Emery
O as in 0 points
Jesus goal last night a thing of beauty, not many can do that
Did the have a glass or two of wine afterwards though?
Glass of wine for Arteta, glass of type O blood for Emery
O as in 0 points
"He said he waited but wasn’t going to wait forever. Fair enough. Humble in defeat. "
He lied. He went straight down the tunnel, the weird prick
Did the have a glass or two of wine afterwards though?
Chelsea will not give up the title race anytime soon, and neither will Everton.
It's been downhill for the Chavs since they beat us 1-1 innit
"He said he waited but wasn’t going to wait forever. Fair enough. Humble in defeat. "
He lied. He went straight down the tunnel, the weird prick
Unai is obviously still bitter he got dismissed by Arsenal.
Football managers get sacked all the time, move the fuck on man!
Chelsea will not give up the title race anytime soon, and neither will Everton.
The gaffer said we re-watched the last game against them to learn things. Must've skipped the part where we got sucker punched at the end. (Hence the first half performance last night)
The lads only caught the footage of that last bit during HT yesterday I guess.. 😆
"He said he waited but wasn’t going to wait forever. Fair enough. Humble in defeat. "
He lied. He went straight down the tunnel, the weird prick
This. Just say, I was angry and left.
I am as surprised as anyone
haha
I am as surprised as anyone
All in all a pretty good game against clearly inferior opposition.
You called it dude!
"He said he waited but wasn’t going to wait forever. Fair enough. Humble in defeat. "
He lied. He went straight down the tunnel, the weird prick
All in all a pretty good game against clearly inferior opposition.
It’s because we’re better than other countries
Heh
Our woodwork teacher was Mr Boulter.
I pretended I was going to make a coffee table in woodwork and that I kept messing up the table leg on the lathe.
Our woodwork teacher was usually humourless but...
Well played, Mike 😅
Caicedo suspended for the City game. Chelsea completely useless.
That cunt is thick
Caicedo suspended for the City game. Chelsea completely useless.
Hahahaha. Villa, what a bunch of cunts. Hahahaha.
Tbf I don’t give a shit about handshakes but let’s keep it factual lol
if MA8 had done this, he would have been ‘hung, drawn and quartered’ by every pundit, TV station and news outlet worldwide.
#bitterarsenalagenda
Richard Keys was boarding a plane so that he could jump on the nearest bandwagon when the plane landed at Smowflake Airport.
Luckily, someone told him that it was Emery under the non-existent spotlight, so Keys went home to brush his hands.
I see Chavski won 1-1 against Bournemouth at home, again. ;-)
not 11- but 2-2
I see Chavski won 1-1 against Bournemouth at home, again. ;-)
Emery said he was cold and wanted to go inside.
Draculas need to man up.
It was cold? lol fuck off Unai. If they’d won he’d have walked across the pitch to La up the away end applause
Ashley Young absolutely zero insight punditry lol
Sky desperate to make an issue about Emery not shaking Arteta's hand.
Yeah. Nothing to see. He said he waited but wasn’t going to wait forever. Fair enough. Humble in defeat. Didn’t try to make anything out of any decisions either.
The second half was ours. Simple as.
They lost Onana and were already missing Kamara and Cash and a CB… and they played Sancho who was clearly out of his depth the entire first half. Our second goal was actually brilliant from Arteta on the sideline. He absolutely rollicked Odegaard for losing it, and he won it back pretty much 10seconds after to set up Zubi. Sometimes players need a rocket up there to wake up!
That was Arteta’s best in game management of a game this season. Totally turned it around second half.
The way the reporter tried to insinuate with Emery that he was upset with Arteta was pathetic. Well done Emery for showing how pathetic by his reaction.
Sky desperate to make an issue about Emery not shaking Arteta's hand.
Aye bunch of cunts. He realised what they were doing and told them to fuck off
Sky desperate to make an issue about Emery not shaking Arteta's hand.
Clove of garlic in his gazpacho and he'd probably keel over.
Emery said he was cold and wanted to go inside.
Draculas need to man up.
It is ridiculous that the interviewer asked about a non-existent handshake. The pettiness is all in the studio. Well done to Arteta for swatting that question away.
They're trying to string unai up too and get a story out of it
Bunch of sky cunts
The pace of things is so much better when we’re ahead. Odegaard loses his anxiety
This.
That would be a headline if MA did it, at least highlighted post-match
if MA8 had done this, he would have been ‘hung, drawn and quartered’ by every pundit, TV station and news outlet worldwide.
#bitterarsenalagenda
Arsenal draw 2:2 with Sunderland. “Let’s see how many other teams beat them up there”
City: 4-0 then rest Haaland for the second half
Not impossible.. Its Afcon .. their first eleven is gone and Ballard . Taking a winter break .. But a team as good as them will still fight,
It is ridiculous that the interviewer asked about a non-existent handshake. The pettiness is all in the studio. Well done to Arteta for swatting that question away.
Night everyone...time to catch up on sleep x
Always used to bother me when they hounded Wenger over handshakes
Oh absolutely. I watched a clip of Fergie and Mourinho ‘honouring’ Wenger at his last game at OT.
It made me sick. The way that club, those managers and those fans treated Le Boss over the years was appalling. The paedophile chants in particular, but the making him stand after being sent off, the voyeur stuff… proper classless from a club at the top of it’s game
Arsenal draw 2:2 with Sunderland. “Let’s see how many other teams beat them up there”
City: 4-0 then rest Haaland for the second half
They are definitely lucking out to face a depleted squad
A tennis player called Patty Schnyder mastered the withering non-handshake. Faked out Conchita Martínez at the net after losing and called her a disgusting bitch:
https://youtu.be/02L1X6SoTtM?t=784
...
Haha I love that pettiness
You think it’s a bit juvenile to get the white kit with 19 BIG DICK LEO TROSSARD on the back?
Juvenile not to
A tennis player called Patty Schnyder mastered the withering non-handshake. Faked out Conchita Martínez at the net after losing and called her a disgusting bitch:
https://youtu.be/02L1X6SoTtM?t=784Awful but also imperious. Martínez was a fucking boor.
You think it’s a bit juvenile to get the white kit with 19 BIG DICK LEO TROSSARD on the back?
Always used to bother me when they hounded Wenger over handshakes
City have Sunderland on Thursday then quick Sunday turnaround for Chelsea
I had some hopes on Chelsea, none now. They need to turn into full time accounting and sell some more hotels to themselves.
City have Sunderland on Thursday then quick Sunday turnaround for Chelsea
Arsenal draw 2:2 with Sunderland. “Let’s see how many other teams beat them up there”
City: 4-0 then rest Haaland for the second half
City have Sunderland on Thursday then quick Sunday turnaround for Chelsea
After single handedly inventing slavery, enforcing handshakes is our next best thing.
Why does this country have such a hard on over handshakes
If you don't want to shake someone's hand for whatever petty reason then so fucking what. Maybe stinkpalm them actually
Ask Conte or Tuchel
Why does this country have such a hard on over handshakes
If you don't want to shake someone's hand for whatever petty reason then so fucking what. Maybe stinkpalm them actually
It’s because we’re better than other countries
Why does this country have such a hard on over handshakes
If you don't want to shake someone's hand for whatever petty reason then so fucking what. Maybe stinkpalm them actually
He can get lost in the same place as Neville and Carragher.
Morgan Rogers spoke very well post match, he can come join the Arsenal.
Yeah he was impressive- never really heard him speak
lol Welbz hits crossbar with panenka penalty and Hammers players get their panties I’m a bunch
That dick Emery dreams ONLY about destroying the Arsenal!
He can get lost in the same place as Neville and Carragher.
Morgan Rogers spoke very well post match, he can come join the Arsenal.
I don’t have anything against Emery. I thought he was ok with us, tactically seemed ok, didnt particularly like his style of play but he really didn’t get long and I think was surprised to be let go.
Having said that; Im happy he went and I don’t like the way he takes points off us, but I don’t dislike him
Our woodwork teacher was Mr Boulter.
I pretended I was going to make a coffee table in woodwork and that I kept messing up the table leg on the lathe.
Our woodwork teacher was usually humourless but...
Sounds like our teachers. Our deputy head was an ex cop and i remember her backhanding one of the lads and giving him a blood nose...apparently his mum said 'good, he probably deserved it'
Same here I did not like that our clean sheet was sullied.
Yeah, i really thought the subs could have used their minutes going for broke and looking to lay down a marker.
To be feeling like this after a fantastic win shows how we have improved and expect higher standards.
Arteta is always very complimentary about Unai.
Unai is butthurt and has a massive hard on to inflict damage on us the fucker
That dick Emery dreams ONLY about destroying the Arsenal!
You'd be insane to leave Villa for Spurs
Money talks though
He’s got to be on the shortlist to be next spurs manager, surely?
You'd be insane to leave Villa for Spurs
He’s got to be on the shortlist to be next spurs manager, surely?
Arteta is always very complimentary about Unai.
Unai is butthurt and has a massive hard on to inflict damage on us the fucker
Also,….may be totally feckin’ illiterate, cannot read or write properly (nor count properly with numbers)…
but, did MA8 make the maximum number of subs that he was allowed during the match?
because...
+ i
That would be a headline if MA did it, at least highlighted post-match
Yeah i was watching Arteta looking for him and I didn’t see them shake hands
Also,….may be totally feckin’ illiterate, cannot read or write properly (nor count properly with numbers)…
but, did MA8 make the maximum number of subs that he was allowed during the match?
because...
I don’t think he did, no.
Looks like the vile Arsenal HATING, Dracula CUNT disappeared down the tunnel without shaking hands!
Fuck off you dick Emery!
I hope you die of Ebola AIDS in the changing room!
Also,….may be totally feckin’ illiterate, cannot read or write properly (nor count properly with numbers)…
but, did MA8 make the maximum number of subs that he was allowed during the match?
because the likes of Øde, Tross and Zubi could all have been replaced in the last 8mins of extra time…
and then MAYBE just maybe we don’t concede that feckin’ silly, silly goal!
Carragher has to say a big bold statement doesn’t he.
Now he’s saying 100% Jesus and Kai start ahead of Gyok. I mean maybe, but he has to state it as fact doesn’t he?
Before the match it was “Arsena...
Who fucking cares.
We are gonna have a lot of players not get minutes.
Carragher has to say a big bold statement doesn’t he.
Now he’s saying 100% Jesus and Kai start ahead of Gyok. I mean maybe, but he has to state it as fact doesn’t he?
Before the match it was “Arsenal must win big to be challengers” now he can’t use that one he goes for Vik
Carragher having a go at big Vik
Shut the fuck up you spitty cunt
If we win the title I want a Big Vik statue
Morgan Rogers classy post match
Carragher having a go at big Vik
Shut the fuck up you spitty cunt
Tielemans such a contrast of a player. So silky on the ball. About as useful as my 86 year old nan out of possession.
He can pass his ass off but yeah no legs at all
Wonder if he's cracked a 30 mins 5k time yet
Him and tielemans, the battle of the fridge freezers
Tielemans such a contrast of a player. So silky on the ball. About as useful as my 86 year old nan out of possession.
To be honest, I was pleased with Gyok’s attitude. He had a couple of chances he could have done better with but after he refused to be anonymous. Chased, tackled, held up the ball, won a clever corner against 3 men, blocked a good shot.
Im pleased with that attitude.
If NB thought Gyokeres was poor- Merino should be executed for that performance
Him and tielemans, the battle of the fridge freezers
I don't know why but i feel a little bit of disappointment, the goal they scored deflated me somewhat given our second half display. I guess this is how Raya and the defence might have felt after the...
Same here I did not like that our clean sheet was sullied.
Aye, a midfielder he ain't. Tough gig tho tonight.
Also escaped a stone cold second yellow. That was inexcusable
Depends, local Presbyterian doesn't
Lol. You enquired.
Missed the game entirely. What a win, great to hand a beating to Emery and Villa.
Do they still hand out free wine?
Depends, local Presbyterian doesn't
I don't know why but i feel a little bit of disappointment, the goal they scored deflated me somewhat given our second half display. I guess this is how Raya and the defence might have felt after the match.
If NB thought Gyokeres was poor- Merino should be executed for that performance
Aye, a midfielder he ain't. Tough gig tho tonight.
If NB thought Gyokeres was poor- Merino should be executed for that performance
If we win the league I'll start going to church
Pppontus Father
Ode son Zubi spirit
Martinez lost them that game
If Jesus starts doing that more often he can proselytize and shoot flyers through my letterbox like a Jehova's witness.
I'll invite him in for tea like he's Prince.
If we win the league I'll start going to church
Do they still hand out free wine?
If we win the league I'll start going to church
If we win the league I’ll drive you there and back
Wow that’s a huge testimony on sky sports after the game! As a Christian myself I fucking love this
If we win the league I'll start going to church
Wow that’s a huge testimony on sky sports after the game! As a Christian myself I fucking love this
The Jesus talk a bit much
Heh! They’re gonna all start doing Bible services in the community
Our woodwork teacher was a psycho. used to tell the boys to go pick their own piece of wood when they were mucking about in class
Our woodwork teacher was Mr Boulter.
I pretended I was going to make a coffee table in woodwork and that I kept messing up the table leg on the lathe.
Our woodwork teacher was usually humourless but thought it amusing to watch my incompetence. Little did he know that I had made 15 truncheons from my mistakes'that I intended to sell to some of the more violent among our brethren.
Unfortunately, or maybe very fortunately, someone told the teacher a couple of weeks into my endeavours. Mr Boulter made me open the cupboard and remove the items covering the truncheons. He then made me cut them all up into pieces with an electric saw.
For some reason I never understood he decided not to report my failed attempt at business to our very large and permanently angry deputy headteacher. He instead asked me and my friend what we were going to do instead.
I was too pissed off to think straight and wondered if the woodwork teacher would be so understanding if he knew I had hidden a half finished truncheon just to his left.
In the meantime, my friend Richard, suggested that he could make a truncheon holder.
To be fair, Mr Boulter laughed.
I still have the unfinished yruncheon 50+ years later as a souvenir
The Jesus talk a bit much
Haha keep it up #9
The Jesus talk a bit much
He is talking in third person??
Big Gab gotta sort that trim out
Watching Gabi J interview
The eyebrows, I can't stop looking at them
The Jesus talk a bit much
Every time its glaringly obvious that I know nothing about football I will point you to my prediction of tonight’s score
Superb Nostrappontus
Watching Gabi J interview
The eyebrows, I can't stop looking at them
It's like they used all their energy up playing like rabid dogs against us
Shame they then chewed their own nuts off
Hopefully Maresca approaches it as his audition for Pep’s job
Chelsea beat us 1-1 and we're now 15 points ahead of them.
It's like they used all their energy up playing like rabid dogs against us
Shame they then chewed their own nuts off
Looks like the vile Arsenal HATING, Dracula CUNT disappeared down the tunnel without shaking hands!
Fuck off you dick Emery!
I hope you die of Ebola AIDS in the changing room!
Weak if true.
Looks like the vile Arsenal HATING, Dracula CUNT disappeared down the tunnel without shaking hands!
Fuck off you dick Emery!
I hope you die of Ebola AIDS in the changing room!
Appears Unai refused to shake Arteta’s hand?
Had to get back to his coffin.
Chelsea beat us 1-1 and we're now 15 points ahead of them.
Great point! Narrative schmarrative.
Appears Unai refused to shake Arteta’s hand?
A bit difficult to get to sleep after that much excitement but I'll try..
Night all
Pleasant dreams.
A bit difficult to get to sleep after that much excitement but I'll try..
Night all
Looks like the original Ode. Must be off nappy duty and is getting some sleep now.
Nice to see
We’ve just scratched the surface of Ode/Zubi partnership
And lo, the faithful followed the prophet pppontus to whatever bookies/gastropub/speakeasy he fell into, and bought him libations until another prediction became clear in his murky mind, and they all ...
Since I placed no bet on my prophecy drinks would be much appreciated
Ode developing a bit of form could be very handy indeed
Looks like the original Ode. Must be off nappy duty and is getting some sleep now.
Ode developing a bit of form could be very handy indeed
We are still far from our final form and we should be very positive about that
I will show grace and give credit where it is due.
And lo, the faithful followed the prophet pppontus to whatever bookies/gastropub/speakeasy he fell into, and bought him libations until another prediction became clear in his murky mind, and they all paid off their mortgages as the Arsenal won the league...
Every time its glaringly obvious that I know nothing about football I will point you to my prediction of tonight’s score
Well played
Every time its glaringly obvious that I know nothing about football I will point you to my prediction of tonight’s score
Chelsea beat us 1-1 and we're now 15 points ahead of them.
Yes he was. Two easy headers nowhere near
Nah he wasn’t
Brilliant ball to Nelli against Bayern.
And Man City
He needs to learn our press and to stay switched on. It’s not easy coming from another team and Eze is definitely a vibes player
Yes he was. Two easy headers nowhere near
I don’t know. Apart from spurs I don’t think he’s been all that amazing. Mind you Gyok is still playing
Brilliant ball to Nelli against Bayern.
God, i hate Jamie Carragher
Top!
Five points clear.
4 goals against top 3
Great return for Jesus
Gyökeres, though, poor again. I think maybe time to bench him.
He wasn’t poor
Good call Pontus and his magnificent hair
Top!
Five points clear.
4 goals against top 3
Great return for Jesus
Gyökeres, though, poor again. I think maybe time to bench him.
I’ll give it to Zubimendi 🎶🎶🎶
I'll say it again..
Fuck off Unai Emery and Emi Martinez!!
Surely Ebs plays vs Bournemouth- he’s been punished enough lol
I don’t know. Apart from spurs I don’t think he’s been all that amazing. Mind you Gyok is still playing
Man United lol.
(We almost drew to them too but fuck that).
Hahaha
Surely Ebs plays vs Bournemouth- he’s been punished enough lol
Man United lol.
(We almost drew to them too but fuck that).
Happy eyebrows and two Gabriels scored
I can finally go to sleep happy
Cheers all!
She's a bit like Snoop Dogg. Will wear anyone's shirt
Saw him live two years ago. Can confirm this lol.
She's a bit like Snoop Dogg. Will wear anyone's shirt
Enjoyable half of football
What is Pat Rice chopped liver?
Missed him
Pleasantly surprised. What a 45 minutes THAT was.
It was
Pleasantly surprised. What a 45 minutes THAT was.
Hold on. Vieira, George Graham and Keown at the match? Some legends aura helped us today
What is Pat Rice chopped liver?
Hold on. Vieira, George Graham and Keown at the match? Some legends aura helped us today
and Dua Lipa
Hold on. Vieira, George Graham and Keown at the match? Some legends aura helped us today
Lucky cunts I think that's a pen
at 50' 1-0 is definitely is.
Is the Rice thing purely precautionary?
Minor apparently
Is the Rice thing purely precautionary?
Watkins booked for being a twat
Lucky cunts I think that's a pen
Unlucky goal. Saliba poked it but it got stuck and went through rayas legs
That's why you have to take your own chances. Then the unlucky goal is just annoying.
To be fair to Raya when you do that low block as a keeper there is a tiny gap in the middle. Bit rare for the shot to go through it though
Unlucky goal. Saliba poked it but it got stuck and went through rayas legs
Poor goalkeeping but Raya's been largely great apart from that and Sunderland.
That is a poor goal to give away, just went to sleep
Unlucky goal. Saliba poked it but it got stuck and went through rayas legs
Wow go buy a lottery ticket!
They did it better that time. Madueke didnt track his man back
Shocker from Raya but look...
"He's better than you, he's better than you.....oh David Raya, he's better than you"
Sung very loudly to Martinez
fans are sing "you're a shit david raya" to Emi...love it
Youre just a shit David Raya
Hahaha class
Surely Eze outta the dog house this weekend
Youre just a shit David Raya
Saved one then saved the rebound when mcginn was a yard off the line
David Raya he’s better than you
Keep the clean sheet. This isn't a Chav bordello.
If these guys want to win the title they can do it. Big belief added today. Just keep it up
Enough time for Jesus to get his second coming
Did he say Villa havent managed a shot on target? Oh wow how did they not score that?!?!?
McGinn couldn't get it in.
Not even remotely close to the KDB vintage City. They're very bearable.
Beatable obvs. They are totally unbearable
Isn't it fun relaxing during added time? Forgot what it was like.
8 mins ET, most of it for those offside checks no doubt
This is true, problem is which city will we see in the run in
Not even remotely close to the KDB vintage City. They're very bearable.
They burnt themselves out completely beating us 1-1
They will look at that 1-1 victory against us as the highest highlight of their season
This is true, problem is which city will we see in the run in
Fuck city
They burnt themselves out completely beating us 1-1
That diminutive little spiv Rory Jennings going around ejaculating on everyone about his Chels...
Previous seasons we’ve peaked too early and lacked depth
Here we are ready to start second half of the season- getting back to full strength and to be dead honest haven’t hit 3rd gear properly yet so...
This is true, problem is which city will we see in the run in
Previous seasons we’ve peaked too early and lacked depth
Here we are ready to start second half of the season- getting back to full strength and to be dead honest haven’t hit 3rd gear properly yet so far
Hilarious that as soon as Chelsea fans could no longer hide their delusion and abandoned all pretence of realism their team imploded.
They burnt themselves out completely beating us 1-1
Outrageous fall from Watkins there
Hilarious that as soon as Chelsea fans could no longer hide their delusion and abandoned all pretence of realism their team imploded.
It's ok.....Mudryk is back soon
15 points back now, since they beat us 1-1
HEH
Title challenging Chelsea also shitting their pants at home to Bournemouth
15 points back now, since they beat us 1-1
Hilarious that as soon as Chelsea fans could no longer hide their delusion and abandoned all pretence of realism their team imploded.
Villa end is half empty. You can’t be challengers with an away support like that
Bare minimum he needs to maim Haaland
Two-footed, studs up, knee high tackle
Man utd drawing to wolves haha
They'll prob nick a winner though
They have
Man utd drawing to wolves haha
They'll prob nick a winner though
Chavs drew with Bournemouth. Decent set of results.
Man utd drawing to wolves haha
They'll prob nick a winner though
Title challenging Chelsea also shitting their pants at home to Bournemouth
Agent Granit will be required against citeh
Bare minimum he needs to maim Haaland
Man utd drawing to wolves haha
They'll prob nick a winner though
Agent Granit will be required against citeh
To think I was nervous as a whore in church about this game
I feel like Denise Matthews.
I'm almost as sexy at my best.
Here I am, smiling at my phone at 6 in the morning along with you guys.
This team can torture you in the first half and then provide so much joy in the second half.
What a ride
Our woodwork teacher was a psycho. used to tell the boys to go pick their own piece of wood when they were mucking about in class
When you look at our subs they are all decent quality unlike some of the past years.
Aye norgaard was Brentford captain. Should be trusted more
To think I was nervous as a whore in church about this game
Thats 30 oles between the same two players at the back
When you look at our subs they are all decent quality unlike some of the past years.
The pace of things is so much better when we’re ahead. Odegaard loses his anxiety
We should do it more often. Like the first half maybe
The pace of things is so much better when we’re ahead. Odegaard loses his anxiety
You know some fuckers were saying 4-1? They don't believe in this team. Like we can't keep a clean sheet
Heh, nola
Yeah should be selling shots outside some seedy magaluf bar talking about it being a 'pussy buffet' inside
This ref looks like a replacement geography teacher
Nah
Woodwork teacher
It's turning out to be a gud ebening indeed
Nice seeing happy jesus eyebrows..finally
I’m telling you I firmly believe Arteta hs done most of his work.
If these boys want to win it they need to stand on their own feet and do it
I doubt it. He’s a committed Christian as are a few of the lads
Happy days, God is a gunner anyway as well all know
Benny Blanco on and Madueke
Was Jesus t-shirt a bit of layered humour?
I doubt it. He’s a committed Christian as are a few of the lads
It's no coincidence that this happens when both CBs start a game together.
Was Jesus t-shirt a bit of layered humour?
I Belong To Flamini
Maybe this is why Edward Burne-Jones cosplayed like he lived in Ancient Greece.
Villa fans in the stadium must feel like they got ejected from a plane.
Was Jesus t-shirt a bit of layered humour?
This ref looks like a replacement geography teacher
At least I saw one goal
I think Saka owes me another
That smile from Jesus. Says it all. Class!
So happy for him
That smile from Jesus. Says it all. Class!
You know what, youd have been forgiven for not wanting to watch the second half.
He's been Dick Garlicked.
Norgaard getting a bit of time too
The power of Jesus compels you!!
Nice
Saka should have made it 5 on it.
The power of Jesus compels you!!
This may just approach Ice Cube 'No Vaseline' levels of humiliation.
I do believe my fellow Gooners that the cobwebs have been blown off our team and we are firing again on all cylinders
Chat to me more about how Emery was unlucky at Arsenal!
He was certainly a Dick at Arsenal!!
I have tears in my eyes, what a beautiful moment.
Wow Mikel has earnt his money at half time
You know some fuckers were saying 4-1? They don't believe in this team. Like we can't keep a clean sheet
Maybe he could try ot before the match
I told y’all mfers somebody would be getting a hiding soon
Chat to me more about how Emery was unlucky at Arsenal!
He’s got some first touch hasn’t he. Wow. Touch, shot. Goal
I belong to Flamini shirt comes back out lmao
Tross is a fucking demon this season
That is an unbelievable goal
Its like having a striker
Fuck
Hatrick og missed goals tonight
The last one due to bloody router glitching and no wifi for several minutes.
In case you're wondering, the first goal was missed due to dog coming in covered wi...
Keep looking away. It works!
Fucking delirious over here. Holy shit.
JESUS EVEN JESUS IS SCORING
Fuck me
Still have a soft spot for young holding fucking up Diego Costa
Yeah
Fuck
Hatrick og missed goals tonight
The last one due to bloody router glitching and no wifi for several minutes.
In case you're wondering, the first goal was missed due to dog coming in covered wi...
I missed first 2 as well!
JESUS EVEN JESUS IS SCORING
Big Dick Leo Trossard I love you
Vermaelen was mince
Too small and slow. Could ping a shot though
Vermaelen was also good. But more recently we saw Chambers and Holding… they look very weak in comparison with ANY of our CBs today
Still have a soft spot for young holding fucking up Diego Costa
Bet you are just itching to do something with that surname lol.
lol Hincapie stool on his fingers
Stood not stool!! Although that would have been funny
lol Hincapie stool on his fingers
Fuck
Hatrick og missed goals tonight
The last one due to bloody router glitching and no wifi for several minutes.
In case you're wondering, the first goal was missed due to dog coming in covered with fox shit
Second goal was due daughter number 2 (twin 1) insisting I look at a meme on her phone as I turned Arsenal scored.
He wasn’t! Didnt he leave for Madrid?
Squad player for Barca.
Koscielny and Mertesacker were both excellent
Mert was
Kos was a bag of nerves
He wasn’t! Didnt he leave for Madrid?
Koscielny was error prone but definitely one of our better CBs of the last 15 years.
That's right Gabi. Rub it in.
I've seen some 4-1 thrown in as well?
Villa are not Reading you know
Vermaelen was also good. But more recently we saw Chambers and Holding… they look very weak in comparison with ANY of our CBs today
Vermaelen was terrible
Rogers is very good jesus
Koscielny and Mertesacker were both excellent
Vermaelen was also good. But more recently we saw Chambers and Holding… they look very weak in comparison with ANY of our CBs today
Odegaard big captains performance
Yeah but get him off now, get Eze on. Save Ode for Saturday
Now let's be clean sheet fc
Who predicted the 3-0 on here earlier?
I've seen some 4-1 thrown in as well?
Trossard and Odegaard stood up tonight. A little more consistency still needed but they deserve credit.
Odegaard big captains performance
I’be said it all along- if we win it- it’s because the players found the fucking minerals to get it done.
Trossard and Odegaard stood up tonight. A little more consistency still needed but they deserve credit.
Martinez looks like a giant russell kane
Looks like a giant sex toy more like
People were saying 4-1 Arsenal you know. Like Villa are fucking 06/07 Reading or something. Bit clueless.
One more 😉😁
No mention of Stephanov or Mustafi
Koscielny and Mertesacker were both excellent
Who predicted the 3-0 on here earlier?
Martinez looks like a giant russell kane
Best Arsenal CBs since big Sol
1. Gabriel
2. Saliba
3. A bunch of bastards who gave me PTSD
No mention of Stephanov or Mustafi
Fucking John Holmes this year
VAR official crying his fucking eyes out because we were onside.
Did we try Trossard up front for a while? I think we did
Here Martinez. Pick that up out of the net you fucking pituitary retard cunt
Wow what a great shot that was
Takes the immediacy from the celebration!
And then celebrate again
I'll tell you like Taylor Swift - go suck a fucking redwood.
Takes the immediacy from the celebration!
Fucking stupid though. I doubt a linesman was brave enough to call that
Fuck you wankers for trying to steal our joy like that.
Choke on excrement.
If it's that tight, probably not worth reviewing you cunts
A emery christmas everyone
Saka onside, rolling it back for Hincapie
This is a little too forensic for my liking... and this isn't a word I'd typically associate with VAR.
Keir Starmer forensic
If it takes this long fucking give it cunt
This is a little too forensic for my liking... and this isn't a word I'd typically associate with VAR.
Nobody has brought bigger balls to this season than Trossard
Don’t you ever say a cross word about Leo ever
He's been mad this season
Pundits before the game saying we need a big home win against a top team. 3-0 would be that
Don’t you ever say a cross word about Leo ever
Please, please let this stand. Such a glorious strike and the perfect time.
That was Feckin close....Tross with a great strike.
Jury still out....
Thats going to be a fine one
I think he's on personally but we'll see.
It's close - that's for sure.
Belgian Assassin don’t ever leave us
Oh no... might be offside.
And Im an hour from the ground
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oh my lord Hincapié. Wrong option by Odegaard though...
How are you so far ahead you had time to write that before it happens, and Im on sky tv
Holy fuck did he catch ebola there ffs
Hahahaha
Holy fuck did he catch ebola there ffs
Oh my lord Hincapié. Wrong option by Odegaard though...
lol he fall over
Oh my lord Hincapié. Wrong option by Odegaard though...
Best Arsenal CBs since big Sol
1. Gabriel
2. Saliba
3. A bunch of bastards who gave me PTSD
Yeah these two make me realise just what a tube Koscielny was
Good save Martinez, weird shot though
my wife was the prom queen. ;)
Hope she didn't know Kleinie when he won Eat as Many Hot Dogs Championship
Brave Little Toaster 3 but whatever.
Best Arsenal CBs since big Sol
1. Gabriel
2. Saliba
3. A bunch of bastards who gave me PTSD
Gabriel's like that giant fridge in the second Brave Little Toaster movie.
I love him so.
Elite reference
Gabriel's like that giant fridge in the second Brave Little Toaster movie.
I love him so.
Tielemans kicks Gabriel in the head
A big fucking fat foot
Tielemans kicks Gabriel in the head
FFS
Tielemans kicks Gabriel in the head
Norgard receiving instructions
Great professional foul from Trossard... maybe lucky not to get booked.
Annoying... opened up nicely for Odegaard. Have to go far post.
Yeah he chopped it over the bar
my wife was the prom queen. ;)
A man with great taste in films
Ah fuck Ode gotta hit the target there
Jesus, Villa most points from losing positions (18)
Thank god we’ve got 2 goals
Not enough. Need to score 2 more
Annoying... opened up nicely for Odegaard. Have to go far post.
Jesus, Villa most points from losing positions (18)
Thank god we’ve got 2 goals
Yeah we need to keep our dicks up
Losers always whine about their best....winners go home and fuck the prom queen
my wife was the prom queen. ;)
Maybee i need to go for another wee
Jesus, Villa most points from losing positions (18)
Thank god we’ve got 2 goals
Losers always whine about their best....winners go home and fuck the prom queen
Gyok is doing what he can now. Won a good corner there
Im thankful for anything
Like my mum used to say about me at school, he's doing his best.
You telling me mums lie?
Gyok is doing what he can now. Won a good corner there
Like my mum used to say about me at school, he's doing his best.
So close! Timber just over
Great block Gyok! A GyokBlock!
Heh.. Well, if he can't score at least he can provide a useful block eh
Gyok is doing what he can now. Won a good corner there
Surely Norgaard can do a job
This
That's a very, very important non-sending off there.
Surely Norgaard can do a job
Gyok only one awake there
Great block Gyok! A GyokBlock!
Yeah could easily be Merino off there
Sancho has nice feet but the athleticism of a sausage sandwich
Didn't know Merino was booked. Fucking hell that is skirting the edge.
Merino will need to be subbed he’s on a last warning surely
Just started seeing signs of an Ode and Zubi partnership last game…. And then they do that
Need ti see more of those vertical runs/passes
He's an alloy of pure sex and gold
He's a "fucking treasure"😄
Hincapie got that dunce streak sometimes
Just started seeing signs of an Ode and Zubi partnership last game…. And then they do that
God I love Gabriel. My favourite human who sounds like a bird of prey.
He's an alloy of pure sex and gold
Villa soft fk in a foot area
God I love Gabriel. My favourite human who sounds like a bird of prey.
Would love a Gyokeres goal now
Ref took ages to get that fk going and now the momentum has stopped
KILL THEM! KILL THEM!!!!!
Stamp on them like they're Billy batts
KILL THEM! KILL THEM!!!!!
Ode stepped up big time. Love it.
That still of Emery... lord have mercy.
People going to troll the absolute fuck out of me if we make this 3-0 but I welcome it.
Brylcreeminho
Now we ain’t great at not conceding so maybe we go for another quick
That still of Emery... lord have mercy.
People going to troll the absolute fuck out of me if we make this 3-0 but I welcome it.
Said it last game- Cesc to Rosicky that
Suck a bag of AIDS dicks Martinez
Martinez, pick that up you cunt.
Yessssss
Martinez, pick that up you cunt.
Through the fucking centeeeeeew
I KNOW
Why don't we do that more.
I guess that is what Zubi does. LOL
Lmfao
DB10 on the naughty step
Finally we challenged for a loose ball, ode wins it and slides theough Zubi
DB10 taking on the citizen role!!!!!
Heh
Stamp on their fucking throats!
Till their heads shoot off!!
Stamp on their fucking throats!
Yessss!!!!
Through the fucking centeeeeeew
DB10 taking on the citizen role!!!!!
I guess that is what Zubi does. LOL
Stamp on their fucking throats!
Creatine through my veins.
What lovely work from Odegaard.
Where is MLS? He’s great against these cunty teams
Get Martinelli on. Lots of space will open up. Hit them with the Nelli counter.
COME ONNNNNN
Get Martinelli on. Lots of space will open up. Hit them with the Nelli counter.
Now we see what Villa have when they have to attack
Now don't sit back! Go for it.
100% ted bundas
Now don't sit back! Go for it.
Snap
Scraping the barrell ain't we lol
Well what choice do we have lol
Please don't sit back on a one goal lead and invite pressure
Now don't sit back! Go for it.
THIS!
And Vik played a part in getting the cornalty
Scraping the barrell ain't we lol
Now don't sit back! Go for it.
He literally let the ball fall through his hands again, looking for the foul!!! What an idiot
And Vik played a part in getting the cornalty
Right now fucking come on and be smart boysies
Now we need to get some pride back
Haha now we need one off Tieleman's gunt
Better than when Cech saved Deeneys penalty
Martinez put the ball on the edge of his 6 yard haha
My god that is the greatest goal of all time
Haha no way, Martinez pulled gabby’s shirt in the buildoff. No way thats going to be ruled out
No chance
Games bent if it does
VAR will be looking with forensic precision to overturn the goal
Haha no way, Martinez pulled gabby’s shirt in the buildoff. No way thats going to be ruled out
Own goal maybe hahahahahaaja
Come on Gabriel give us a setpiece goal.
YARSSSSSSS
I'm not always there when you call but I'm always on time...
Come on Gabriel give us a setpiece goal.
I do enjoy you SP
Come on Gabriel give us a setpiece goal.
Corner. Gyok could have shot but played a poor pass to timber instead
I think Havertz for Gyökeres first, then Eze for Ødegaard. At least the first at 60mins.
I don't think he will take off Odegaard, he does put in a shift even when not being completely effective.
Havertz has to go up top, don't need him running around too much back from a serious injury.
Jesus. Just witnessed Gyok hold the ball up AND retain possession
What does Zubi do exactly?
Maybe the fans need to Barrack some of our players.
He also gets the lions share of passes into attacking positions. The stats dont lie, I agree. But we often channel most of our attack to Saka
Our midfield often pushes up almost laterally. We don't give him a lot of options at times.
We need Havertz back. His false 9-ish positions work with this set-up.
He also gets the lions share of passes into attacking positions. The stats dont lie, I agree. But we often channel most of our attack to Saka
Which is why when Saka’s no having joy we lack other options. It’s become predictable. Needs variation.
Autocorrect, couldn’t be arsed to argue with it lol
Do villa have any nasty subs? That bailey cunt
Oh god, McGinn is warming up. I hate that guy
Who's he replacing? Onanist?
Except Saka is a player who consistently makes something happen even when he's at 50% (at some point in the game)
He also gets the lions share of passes into attacking positions. The stats dont lie, I agree. But we often channel most of our attack to Saka
Yes but he looks knackered.
Doesn't matter
Except Saka is a player who consistently makes something happen even when he's at 50% (at some point in the game)
Yeah but he can think more about how to bring in his team-mates.
Except Saka is a player who consistently makes something happen even when he's at 50% (at some point in the game)
Yes but he looks knackered.
Oh god, McGinn is warming up. I hate that guy
Fat arse cunt
Saka’s looked that way for a while. If he’s not beating the full back he has no idea what else to do. No creativity in his passing, trying to do it all himself. Yet Gyökeres will get blamed. It’s deep...
That's nuts 😉
Oh god, McGinn is warming up. I hate that guy
Don't think Saka has got around his man once.
Except Saka is a player who consistently makes something happen even when he's at 50% (at some point in the game)
I would sub Madueke for Saka before the latter. Saka looks jaded.
Saka’s looked that way for a while. If he’s not beating the full back he has no idea what else to do. No creativity in his passing, trying to do it all himself. Yet Gyökeres will get blamed. It’s deeper than that.
Arteta's idea of an attack is a static structural equation model. So obviously sussed out by teams.
That performance goes way beyond individuals. Tactical set up is all wrong. Been set up to suffer.
Haven’t seen timber getting past Saka at all this game
Timber is inverting and Hincapie is overlapping
Haven’t seen timber getting past Saka at all this game
Timber's playing the inverted. It's one reason Saka is looking bad...he's more isolated.
Don't think Saka has got around his man once.
He did once, moved inside but couldn’t get a shot away
One shot on target at home is shit.
Trossard's been our best player. Gabi's a better sub against tired legs.
Trossard the one guy showing courage really
Haven’t seen timber getting past Saka at all this game
I would sub Madueke for Saka before the latter. Saka looks jaded.
Don't think Saka has got around his man once.
Eze centrally in this game is only going to make us even more vulnerable
Agree but not sure it can get much worse in that respect
But can get much much better attacking wise
Eze centrally in this game is only going to make us even more vulnerable
It’s a real shame that our £65m striker can’t hit a barn door and our £65m playmaker can’t be trusted to keep the ball.
We do nothing centrally, no wonder the wingers have no one to aim at. It’s not in the DNA of this team.
I always prefer Martinelli to start over Trossard. Saka has been far too quiet so far too.
Trossard's been our best player. Gabi's a better sub against tired legs.
I would sub Madueke for Saka before the latter. Saka looks jaded.
He does, he looks like he’s lacking any bite tonight
He might need to consider Norgaard. Merino is playing far far too high up the pitch at times.
Yeah Theres deffo a problem in Cm without rice
I think Havertz for Gyökeres first, then Eze for Ødegaard. At least the first at 60mins.
I would sub Madueke for Saka before the latter. Saka looks jaded.
I think Havertz for Gyökeres first, then Eze for Ødegaard. At least the first at 60mins.
If there's one team I'd like to see outplay us without scoring, only for us to mug them right at the end, it's Aston Villa.
I always prefer Martinelli to start over Trossard. Saka has been far too quiet so far too.
He might need to consider Norgaard. Merino is playing far far too high up the pitch at times.
Eze centrally in this game is only going to make us even more vulnerable
Their chances have been better than ours. I’d feel more confident if we had been them, dangerous on the counter and limited them to a couple of headers and weak shots.
Having said that; they didn’t take them and we can only improve to be honest
I think Havertz for Gyökeres first, then Eze for Ødegaard. At least the first at 60mins.
Kai hasn’t played on so long though
I thought it was just me and my old eyes, it has been the way for a good while.
We have looked a bit predictable this season and have been fairly poor of late.
I would look to be getting Madueke or J...
I think Havertz for Gyökeres first, then Eze for Ødegaard. At least the first at 60mins.
They end games strongly. We need to wake up. Merino has been particularly poor. Zubi not giving us an edge. Although merino may have finished better than gyokeres for those two headers
Yeah I think Merino has proven himself a better header of the ball.
Could bring on Eze and let Merino go false 9
Merino got no engine really and not really adding too much attacking wise. With Eze in there we’d lack balance in exchange for more flair but feels like we already lack it
It turns out Rice is very very good
The tendency to always shift the ball wide doesn't help Gyokeres but he is so far from faultless... needs to score from one of those headers.
Merino got no engine really and not really adding too much attacking wise. With Eze in there we’d lack balance in exchange for more flair but feels like we already lack it
Buendia and Tielemans able to break our entire structure with one cutting pass is worrying
They end games strongly. We need to wake up. Merino has been particularly poor. Zubi not giving us an edge. Although merino may have finished better than gyokeres for those two headers
No pace on the passing. The ball just trickles to the receiver. Annoys the fuck out of me.
I thought it was just me and my old eyes, it has been the way for a good while.
We have looked a bit predictable this season and have been fairly poor of late.
I would look to be getting Madueke or Jesus and Havertz on the pitch in the 2nd half, we need the pace of the first two and the nouse of the latter.
Buendia and Tielemans able to break our entire structure with one cutting pass is worrying
We are pressing in a 3-7, getting burnt every time and not learning.
Yeah that was ridiculous. I want them to move to a stop clock, in the stadium sick of this BS interpretation.
I'd take it and if it brings in commercials between breaks or whatever other fearmongering excuse is given then fuck it
Buendia and Tielemans able to break our entire structure with one cutting pass is worrying
Yeah that was ridiculous. I want them to move to a stop clock, in the stadium sick of this BS interpretation.
Mugs off punters
Minor detail here but how is the ref giving only 3 minutes added after the crazy amount of time wasted and all the "injuries" they play acted
Yeah that was ridiculous. I want them to move to a stop clock, in the stadium sick of this BS interpretation.
Yeah thought the same. There were about 3 mins stoppage in the first 10 alone.
Exactly!
Watch him give +10 if we are one goal up àd barely had any time wasted in the 2nd half
Minor detail here but how is the ref giving only 3 minutes added after the crazy amount of time wasted and all the "injuries" they play acted
Yeah thought the same. There were about 3 mins stoppage in the first 10 alone.
Minor detail here but how is the ref giving only 3 minutes added after the crazy amount of time wasted and all the "injuries" they play acted
Yeah Mae’s no sense
Minor detail here but how is the ref giving only 3 minutes added after the crazy amount of time wasted and all the "injuries" they play acted
Not enough belief in the team. Too scared to make mistakes. Just frustrating
Villa haven't been particularly special either
They haven't... and they've still looked the better side.
Villa haven't been particularly special either
Emery getting the best of Arteta again so far
His sides certainly play football with less fear.
Villa just passing right through our mid
Trossard really the only one showing intent
People were saying 4-1 Arsenal you know. Like Villa are fucking 06/07 Reading or something. Bit clueless.
Emery getting the best of Arteta again so far
Yeah not enough conviction
Just zero intent lacks impetus.
No pace on the passing. The ball just trickles to the receiver. Annoys the fuck out of me.
Yeah not enough conviction
No pace on the passing. The ball just trickles to the receiver. Annoys the fuck out of me.
Out thought and out played. Manager needs to earn his corn here. If he doesn't change the set up we will lose this.
Come on Arsenal. We need to smash these fuckers they are making us look like wimps
no chance
Come on Arsenal. We need to smash these fuckers they are making us look like wimps
Oh fucking hell you guys are gutless.
Merino booked, then rogers
Very disciplined shape and some great transitions but Villa haven't been exceptional. A win is not imminent the way this is trending.
In midfield. The middle pass is easy every time
Wouldn't like to see the var lines anyway ..
Unless we stop pressing so aggressively we will lose this. Tactically we are getting dunked on our heads.
Why are their runners always behind us every time
because they're offside?
Why are their runners always behind us every time
Slow in attack and defence
Why are their runners always behind us every time
It's really irritating watching this team try to attack. Very moments of elite quality and absolutely nothing joyful.
This ref is a fucking ballbag
Keeper runs into striker, keeper gets the foul. Classic.
Wow Martinez dropped that on purpose
They all are
Martinez is a cheating whore
Wow Martinez dropped that on purpose
It’s going to be a case of who sucker-punches the other.
Last game was Villa
If we lose here, it will be the third time they have done the double on us in six seasons.
It’s going to be a case of who sucker-punches the other.
Last game was Villa
This is dull stuff
Soylent green football
Really poor. Clearly the fans are not chanting with enough intensity!
This is dull stuff
Soylent green football
Proper modern day football is shite areas
This is dull stuff
Soylent green football
If you think they time waste the same as we do, we aren’t watching the same game.
This hasn't exactly been a marked improvement on our last few struggle-fests.
Martinez is a proper cunt
Let's make him pay
Winning goal off the bar and the back of his head sounds good.
Martinez is a proper cunt
Let's make him pay
This
Martinez is a proper cunt
Let's make him pay
We literally got booked for it last match
Was it at nil-nil?
Come on. Not like they are
We literally got booked for it last match
We all do it, part of the game unfortunately.
Come on. Not like they are
They’re also time wasting and diving cunts
We all do it, part of the game unfortunately.
Header needed a bit more of little eyebrows than planting it
Across the front of his man for a change
Book Marinez, the cunt, for wasting time.
You can see why Villa are on this run, they attack with purpose when they have the ball and look confident.
They’re also time wasting and diving cunts
Good attempt to be fair, only a half chance
It's more than a half chance. Needs to convert that.
Great work by Trossard though.
Good attempt to be fair, only a half chance
You can see why Villa are on this run, they attack with purpose when they have the ball and look confident.
Gyokeres... not impressed.
Need to get one before HT
It’s like we allowed Villa to suffocate our energy within ten minutes
God almighty was that an attempt at a shot?!
Lads I beg move the ball quicker
Jesus Vik got a fk decision
What a ball from Martínez there.
Inch perfect. Wanker.
Odegaard had two at the back for a moment
What a ball from Martínez there.
Like ederson
What a ball from Martínez there.
It was awesome
What a ball from Martínez there.
Fuck off tielemans you look like a fat ugly girl
When we had Vieira and Petit it was like having a couple of nightclub bouncers patrolling the midfield.
Finally from Saka. I just want to see us quicker to grab the ball in the box, gamble to try and win it back
In fairness I'm not sure there has been a CM of Vieiras mould and class in football history. He was an absolute one off.
Complete midielder.
In fairness I'm not sure there has been a CM of Vieiras mould and class in football history. He was an absolute one off.
Kolo comes close
Nah, Vieira carried the ball with intent all the time and terrified the opposition.
Rice is good but Vieira was top drawer world class.
In fairness I'm not sure there has been a CM of Vieiras mould and class in football history. He was an absolute one off.
Thought that cunt would have started anyway
Yeah always a menace, happy to see Onana off though.
Since wenger we’ve signed nice boys with brains. Not savages. Sanchez aside, to be honest. Sometimes you need someone who just tears at the goal, shoots when a safe pass is on. Because right now we have too many safe passers and not enough wildcards.
Thought that cunt would have started anyway
Rather have Onana off- they are cutting through our midfield too easy
We have one!
He's injured sadly
Nah, Vieira carried the ball with intent all the time and terrified the opposition.
Rice is good but Vieira was top drawer world class.
Fat Arse McGinn coming on for Banana
Thought that cunt would have started anyway
Trossard brought his balls- who else is with him
That counter-attack with Trossard was so slow. He ran with it for the length of the pitch and still couldn’t find a good pass. That’s typical of our play. Our passing and movement lacks any imagination.
Fat Arse McGinn coming on for Banana
I really like Onana but jeez he gets injured a lot
Too tentative. Cmon Arsenal.
Where's the anger? Where's the thirst for revenge?
Too tentative. Cmon Arsenal.
Think he'd need therapy when all was said and done
Yeah finally an overly optimistic post from optimist
Would love to watch Arteta managing Balo tbh
Such an emphasis on keep-ball when we attack that promising avenues rapidly transform into cul-de-sacs.
Odegaard particularly. Comes next to the defender to get the ball. Then passes sideways!
We have enough brains. We need someone who goes on instinct. I’d take an idiot Balotelli into this team right now
I would query that lol.
We could do with a player like him
Yep. Lad was an absolute monster, sadly missed.
We could do with a player like him
We have one!
He's injured sadly
Such an emphasis on keep-ball when we attack that promising avenues rapidly transform into cul-de-sacs.
We could do with a player like him
How many goal contribution has guy racked up so far. I like what he offers in theory but he has brainless tendencies.
We have enough brains. We need someone who goes on instinct. I’d take an idiot Balotelli into this team right now
Get him on. Onana would be smashed before he got a sniff of running through our midfield.
How many goal contribution has guy racked up so far. I like what he offers in theory but he has brainless tendencies.
Personnel isn't the issue here. Tactically so far this has been a mismatch.
And skill. Would be nice to see someone turn when they receive and spin a player. Or knock it past and chase it. Is it only Martinelli who does that?
Noni too
Villa's press isn't sensationally good. Need to play with far more confidence than this.
And skill. Would be nice to see someone turn when they receive and spin a player. Or knock it past and chase it. Is it only Martinelli who does that?
Nah sorry Trossard/team. That's just not going to cut it at all.
If they play through the press every time, stop pressing for a while? Sit in.
Pace on the ball in the pass is so slooooow
If they play through the press every time, stop pressing for a while? Sit in.
Villa's press isn't sensationally good. Need to play with far more confidence than this.
Hincapie chasing the ball in their pen area more than Vik
We look a bit feeble in midfield and attack. A bit light somehow
Those gobshites in the stadium who always shout 'shoot' need to be chin-checked. Just a ridiculous relic of the Wenger era.
I miss the Highbury screamer
Those gobshites in the stadium who always shout 'shoot' need to be chin-checked. Just a ridiculous relic of the Wenger era.
Ødegaard still weak in a genuine 1-on-1
Jeez they are so incisive. We by comparison are allowing them to reset in defence every single time.
Why is this a surprise. The fact they're managed by Emery is skewing peoples' appraisals.
Omg luckily Watkins is crap
Heh
Omg luckily Watkins is crap
Jeez they are so incisive. We by comparison are allowing them to reset in defence every single time.
Basically each time they break they go from half way to our box without anyone challenging
Onana strolling through the middle like a giraffe.
Don't understand why Norgaard isn't playing
How is that not a foul by Tielemans.
Onana strolling through the middle like a giraffe.
Wow Theres a huge gap in midfield when they attack
It's fucking massive
Lol there is absolutely no one in our midfield getting near them.
Wow Theres a huge gap in midfield when they attack
Missing Rice
Wow Theres a huge gap in midfield when they attack
Same old same old. Something has to change drastically.
Wow they are drawing our press in then killing us with one pass.
Gyokeres needs to level up his holding up.
Has to be used to this intensity by now?
Awful from Watkins thankfully
Gyokeres needs to level up his holding up.
Poor from Saliba and Gyokeres. Twice they've scythed through us.
Yeah they're all over us. Weak from Gyok
Looked like Saliba threw a leg out. Lucky.
Shades of Campbell on Rooney. Ref didn't buy it this time
Youd think it’s at least be a FK to us though
So if that's not a penalty it's a yellow for diving right?
Looked like Saliba threw a leg out. Lucky.
So if that's not a penalty it's a yellow for diving right?
Never see cards for diving any more
No contact, falls over, appeals for a pen, nothing?
COYG! Tear into these cunts!
So if that's not a penalty it's a yellow for diving right?
Villa dark arts of killing an atmosphere
Can I just say I love merino
Tielemans looks fat as hell
Yeah that's a great chance. Maybe couldn't see it
Doesn't deserve the umlaut.
But why does he do it? 2 mins in or 40 mins in?
Sometimes you just wanna spread some touches around and get people settled. Don’t think it needs to be examined too much at this stage
Gyokeres needs to get that on target.
Unfortunately I have to report I'm feeling quite positive about this. Even with Rice broken and Ode appearing to try to play at centre back
Your skills may still be required at some point
Oh ffs cmon people 3 mins in
But why does he do it? 2 mins in or 40 mins in?
Only Citizen is allowed to brutally traduce our players
Unfortunately I have to report I'm feeling quite positive about this. Even with Rice broken and Ode appearing to try to play at centre back
ODe going back to defence to ge the ball. Ominous.
Oh ffs cmon people 3 mins in
Hope the players aren't as nervous as I am
ODe going back to defence to ge the ball. Ominous.
Only Citizen is allowed to brutally traduce our players
I'll say we'll shade this by a goal but not confidently.
I think we will ein.
We have better payers and a v string bench.
We are also playing at home.
Trossard makes a run, Gyok just casually jogs forward
lol let's wait until 5 mins on the clock before we get on anyone's back
Trossard makes a run, Gyok just casually jogs forward
Already bro
Trossard makes a run, Gyok just casually jogs forward
Villa are on some stupid run of 29 goals off 19 xG
Helps when your players don't finish like semi-pros...
Into these treacle sipping bastards
I'll say we'll shade this by a goal but not confidently.
No shit man you've been killing my win boner so far tonight!
Villa are on some stupid run of 29 goals off 19 xG
And we're pretty much polar opposite. I saw something like last 4-5 matches we're 1 goal from 10xG.
Time to turn that around! COYG!
Will be interesting to see Villa's shape off the ball. I think they could do some damage if they commit an extra man in midfield and exploit some errors.
However, Gabriel back is huge.
No more friendlies allowed for that man
I'll say we'll shade this by a goal but not confidently.
3-1 COYG
I'll say we'll shade this by a goal but not confidently.
Well I’m ready! Time to perform!
Typical Unai underlying metric bullshit
Will be interesting to see Villa's shape off the ball. I think they could do some damage if they commit an extra man in midfield and exploit some errors.
However, Gabriel back is huge.
Villa are on some stupid run of 29 goals off 19 xG
Will be interesting to see Villa's shape off the ball. I think they could do some damage if they commit an extra man in midfield and exploit some errors.
However, Gabriel back is huge.
I want all that gushy 'it was only a matter of time before things clicked', 'never in doubt' shit.
I want that like Jake Paul wants a slap in the mouth
If I were a neutral, I'd predict a draw.
Erode my cynicism tonight please, Arsenal.
Just need to find our shooting boots today- our overall attacking play showing good signs.
With our mostly starting backline and at home it should be a different story
I want all that gushy 'it was only a matter of time before things clicked', 'never in doubt' shit.
Just noticed White on the bench
If I were a neutral, I'd predict a draw.
Erode my cynicism tonight please, Arsenal.
Villa needs to meet the fucking sword
Aye it's stacked like a fat fuck's pancake order
Heh
Our bench compared to Villas is ridiculous
Aye it's stacked like a fat fuck's pancake order
So from what i can see l, zero shots on target for Villa tonight?
Arse
Wib/Fob
2-2 Cherries level up with the Chavs.
Our bench compared to Villas is ridiculous
To be fair it's Chelsea away to man city. They weren't getting anything anyway regardless of cuntceido
Bournemouth falling apart
True. Our breakdown in passing and finishing needs more pressing than for teams like city.
Having said that, for some cup games, Arteta really needs to rotate
Rice hasn't started a Carabao match this season. Sska started one of the three thus far.
But who will kick the City midfielders in the shins now?
Exactly, hoping he was gonna nobble Haaland
Caicedo suspended for their trip to C115eh on the weekend
But who will kick the City midfielders in the shins now?
Kopama from the spot for Chekski
Caicedo suspended for their trip to C115eh on the weekend
Kopama from the spot for Chekski
We went 4-1 up against Sp*rs in the 76th minute and until the 88th minute we had only made 1 sub. In the end we made 4 and Rice and Saka played the full match.
It might be my memory failing me but I don't remember Patrick Vieira sitting out of any 'live' Premiership or Champions League games and I sure don't remember him being substituted in his career for us.
Some players are just that indispensable.
Just seen that Jarrwd Gillet is on VAR
Not a man I feel comfortable making decisions.
Scouser supporting twat.
Just seen that Jarrwd Gillet is on VAR
Not a man I feel comfortable making decisions.
That's true as well. If we'd won some games by 70 mins we could rest players
True. Our breakdown in passing and finishing needs more pressing than for teams like city.
Having said that, for some cup games, Arteta really needs to rotate
That's true as well. If we'd won some games by 70 mins we could rest players
I am absolutely positive these guys would be getting rest but he doesn’t trust these other guys yet to see out one goal games
With injuries- my feeling is if we are scoring the goals we should we’d have the opportunity to rest Saka and Rice… give minutes to Eze Madueke Norgaard etc. but every game been on a knife edge. Need ...
That's true as well. If we'd won some games by 70 mins we could rest players
Thought the same.
Overplaying players like Saka last season and perhaps Rice this. Part of the problem is maybe us not being able to win games more ‘comfortably’ or kill games off earlier. It becomes ...
Absolutely. Some games I am thinking why the hell is Rice playing. Norgaard can do a job. So can Merino.
I think if it was Unai he would be too busy licking the blood off the floor to complain to you about it. Must be someone else
Good point doc. We know he needs human blood to survive.
Merino and Tielemans can have a slow off
Haha...who can look the most like a freight ship pulling out of the dock
Do you watch any other team's games 100% like Arsenal's though?
No to be fair but players shouldn't be totally out of it the way we've seen Rice or Saka at times.
With injuries- my feeling is if we are scoring the goals we should we’d have the opportunity to rest Saka and Rice… give minutes to Eze Madueke Norgaard etc. but every game been on a knife edge. Need to start converting the xG
My irritation on this occasion is that if I had to puck two Premier League teams that we need Rice to play, it eould be Villa and Liverpool
I think Merino is a vert good player but his lack of speed...
Merino and Tielemans can have a slow off
I know some will jump down my throat but some of our injuries are due to Arteta overplaying players and not using subs effectively. Extra muscular injuries due to this and the problem is that he hasn'...
Thought the same.
Overplaying players like Saka last season and perhaps Rice this. Part of the problem is maybe us not being able to win games more ‘comfortably’ or kill games off earlier. It becomes almost impossible to rest a player like Rice then.
Come on you reds!
Agreed. Arteta could have used Norgaard instead of Rice in a few games..... Wolves for example
My irritation on this occasion is that if I had to puck two Premier League teams that we need Rice to play, it eould be Villa and Liverpool
I think Merino is a vert good player but his lack of speed is going to be severely tested today
Stupid cunt Caicedo just got himself suspended for City
He's an utter dildo that lad
Stupid cunt Caicedo just got himself suspended for City
I dint know if I'm being unfair feeling angry about Rice being injured, but I can't get away from the frustration of uet another injury amd whether we could gave avoided this scenario.
I've got no ...
Agreed. Arteta could have used Norgaard instead of Rice in a few games..... Wolves for example
It's tricky cause he's as close to irreplaceable as we have. He performs at a level that maybe 2/3 other midfielders in the world do. You can't really replace him if he gets injured and he has an outstanding fitness record.
Important in these scenarios that the other senior players really step their game up because you can't replace his role like for like.
Well Chicken BLT and fries consumed. Pretty shit for what it cost really. Heading for underground shortly. No sign of a twat in a stripey beanie yet ???
Haha Delayed , here now . Enjoy the match :)
I dint know if I'm being unfair feeling angry about Rice being injured, but I can't get away from the frustration of uet another injury amd whether we could gave avoided this scenario.
I've got no evidence, but I simply don't believe that the club don't know how to manage the fitness of our players.
I look around our competitors and simply don't see the pattern of injury pile-ups year after year
Do you watch any other team's games 100% like Arsenal's though?
I know some will jump down my throat but some of our injuries are due to Arteta overplaying players and not using subs effectively. Extra muscular injuries due to this and the problem is that he hasn't changed his approach since he came in. I don't see any other team where you can identify players being out on their feet.
Wgaf really. This incessant need some fans have to dig for a controversy, snd the current vibe is "raw teenager not getting to play enough". Come on.
He needs to go out on loan somewhere to get playing time
He won't be a happy bunny
Wgaf really. This incessant need some fans have to dig for a controversy, snd the current vibe is "raw teenager not getting to play enough". Come on.
According to reports over the last hour or so, he was hurt playing right back against Brighton, but managed to finish the game.
It's getting beyond ridiculous with these constant injuries
Wtf happened to Declan!!??
According to reports over the last hour or so, he was hurt playing right back against Brighton, but managed to finish the game.
I fully get that but he started as a fan content creator and is a fan ultimately which is why it feels weird. Never said it was wrong.
But also naive I think to not believe this gives Villa an advant...
Ornstein was first out with the news, every fan worth their salt follows him do the cat was out of the bag before the impeccable James did anything
Well Chicken BLT and fries consumed. Pretty shit for what it cost really. Heading for underground shortly. No sign of a twat in a stripey beanie yet ???
Not getting any thinner eating that, Esso :D
Ethan makes way for Havertz
He won't be a happy bunny
There's more than a touch of Sod's/Murphy's Law about this. Last game Rice had to play right back because Timber and White were both crocked. Today Timber and White are back but Rice is crocked! Injur...
Wtf happened to Declan!!??
There's more than a touch of Sod's/Murphy's Law about this. Last game Rice had to play right back because Timber and White were both crocked. Today Timber and White are back but Rice is crocked! Injury begets injury...
Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Zubimendi, Merino, Odegaard, Trossard, Saka, Gyokeres
Subs: Kepa, White, Jesus, Eze, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Havertz, Lewis-Skelly
Aston Vill...
Sancho? Fucking hell
Solid line-up. This is one we can and must win!
COYG!
Oof White back on the bench and Havertz. Timber also a pleasant surprise.
That's not his job now though.
Anyway, let's just win.
Amen
Ethan makes way for Havertz
Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Zubimendi, Merino, Odegaard, Trossard, Saka, Gyokeres
Subs: Kepa, White, Jesus, Eze, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Havertz, Lewis-Skelly
Aston Villa: Martinez, Bogarde, Konsa, Lindelof, Digne, Onana, Tielemans, Sancho, Rogers, Buendia, Watkins
Subs: Bizot, Wright, Maatsen, Garcia, Routh, Hemmings, McGinn, Maken, Jimoh-Aloba
Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Zubimendi, Merino, Odegaard, Saka, Trossard, Gyokeres.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, White, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Eze, Martinelli, Madueke, Havertz, Jesus.
No Calafiori?
Also looks like Ethan is missing out...good to see White back though
Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie, Zubimendi, Merino, Odegaard, Saka, Trossard, Gyokeres.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, White, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Eze, Martinelli, Madueke, Havertz, Jesus.
Players need to step up tonight if Dec is not there to carry them.
Time to be counted like Rice is every challenge, every run, every minute of every game.
I fully get that but he started as a fan content creator and is a fan ultimately which is why it feels weird. Never said it was wrong.
But also naive I think to not believe this gives Villa an advant...
That's not his job now though.
Anyway, let's just win.
Reporter does his job by reporting.
Big blow, but the fact it's known a few hours early is basically irrelevant imo
I fully get that but he started as a fan content creator and is a fan ultimately which is why it feels weird. Never said it was wrong.
But also naive I think to not believe this gives Villa an advantage in preparation. Which also makes it all a bit odd. Anyway. Senior players need to step the f up tonight.
I dunno, Gunnerblog leaking that feels a bit....weird.
Assume it's Merino in then. Massive blow.
Reporter does his job by reporting.
Big blow, but the fact it's known a few hours early is basically irrelevant imo
I dunno, Gunnerblog leaking that feels a bit....weird.
Assume it's Merino in then. Massive blow.
Just the sheer number of injuries. Other teams are playing players a lot more but don’t seem to be impacted this much.
Suppose it's not Villa of old with Diaby and Bailey as wingers .
Mcginn should pose too much winger issues , so RB won't be overtested but if Timbers not there what the hell do we do??
Saliba or Zubi RB?
Mate this season is like playing Ea25 and
some.smart cunt has turned out serious injury mode on you
we are that 12th man class
I’ll be there alongside LowerClass. Upper and her partner already headed that way so there’s a strong contingent of us to make the difference.
Clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose
What's this I hear about Rice getting a knee injury?
Fuckin hell!
Wotchya MG.
COYG
Well Chicken BLT and fries consumed. Pretty shit for what it cost really. Heading for underground shortly. No sign of a twat in a stripey beanie yet ???
What's this I hear about Rice getting a knee injury?
Fuckin hell!
Cant mate gotta get train back to Worthing
In the che from 18.30 (old cunt in huge lucky blue canadian parka vaping dementedly outside)
Odegaard and Saka best be on it like nobody's business tonight.
Think it’s only fair that with Rice injured we should be allowed to field 12 players to compensate for him missing
we are that 12th man class
esso beetle your way over to the swimmer after lol
Cant mate gotta get train back to Worthing
Think it’s only fair that with Rice injured we should be allowed to field 12 players to compensate for him missing
Still here geez just ordered food. Fat cunt in an addidas hoodie
esso beetle your way over to the swimmer after lol
Still here geez just ordered food. Fat cunt in an addidas hoodie
lol
Still here geez just ordered food. Fat cunt in an addidas hoodie
😂
On my way to the victoria pub too mate ... Have a grey and black striped beanie hat on . Up the gunners
Still here geez just ordered food. Fat cunt in an addidas hoodie
Timber back in at RB at least hopefully
Arse
Quick pitstop in The Victoria for a pint of Estrella on me way up TNHOF.
UP THE ARSE!
On my way to the victoria pub too mate ... Have a grey and black striped beanie hat on . Up the gunners
Given the medical expertise available to the club, I suspect they know if there is a problem.
That's placing way too much faith in medics. There might be a reason that completely escapes them. It wouldn't be the first time. It could be stress related, down to the amount of ground covered and the intensity of challenges. It could be any number of factors... or yes it could just be "bad luck".
Arse
Quick pitstop in The Victoria for a pint of Estrella on me way up TNHOF.
UP THE ARSE!
Because if it isn't just bad luck you can do something about it
Given the medical expertise available to the club, I suspect they know if there is a problem.
Christ alive. The Orn is reporting Rice sustained a knee injury vs Brighton and will miss tonight's game.
We're fucked aren't we. It's just going to continue like this up until the end.
This is the final one. I think it's the one that we have all been dreading for a while. He's become such a colossal player for us over the past year especially though he has been since the moment he signed. If our season has been marked by this ridiculous level and consistency of injuries, then the final piece to that (we hope) is a minor absence from our most expensive signing. We'll haver to get through tonight (Merino can cover), and hope we have enough all around to compensate and give us the win we need.
Because if it isn't just bad luck you can do something about it
I think there has to be a question on whether this is just bad luck or something else.
Why?
The Athletic reporting it too.
Pretty rubbish if true.
Lets hope it’s not a bad knee injury because Rice has been the player of our season so far, and probably the one player we cannot replace in terms of work rate and all round effectiveness.
Christ alive. The Orn is reporting Rice sustained a knee injury vs Brighton and will miss tonight's game.
We're fucked aren't we. It's just going to continue like this up until the end.
It's very maddening, and I feel the players. Can't catch a break. Feels like we haven't seen a full squad in 2 years.
Christ alive. The Orn is reporting Rice sustained a knee injury vs Brighton and will miss tonight's game.
We're fucked aren't we. It's just going to continue like this up until the end.
I think there has to be a question on whether this is just bad luck or something else.
Christ alive. The Orn is reporting Rice sustained a knee injury vs Brighton and will miss tonight's game.
We're fucked aren't we. It's just going to continue like this up until the end.
Going out to dinner tonight. Praying that mrspontus wants to head straight home afterwards so I don’t miss kickoff
Heh
This
Don't even know where we are going. Hoping for an indian.
I think if it was Unai he would be too busy licking the blood off the floor to complain to you about it. Must be someone else
Had a weird dream last night where I stepped on broken glass and was smearing blood on the floor of my apartment as I walked and then got blood on my hands while pulling glass shards out and then got ...
I think if it was Unai he would be too busy licking the blood off the floor to complain to you about it. Must be someone else
Wet Belize arse!
Well in, Bruce. Be lucky!
It's time for revenge for last game. They'd be level on points if they beat us. It's pretty close to must-win, this one.
Had a weird dream last night where I stepped on broken glass and was smearing blood on the floor of my apartment as I walked and then got blood on my hands while pulling glass shards out and then got blood and walls. And then I had a roommate for some reason and he was not happy and was being a dick about it, even after I explained the blood thinners were making me bleed more. I forget what he said but I was considering trying to beat his ass but also concerned my feet would hurt more and there would be a lot more blood.
Maybe the roommate was Unai?
I’m with NB. There can be no blaming the picture pileup!
Matchday ArsewiB! (Last of 2025 version)
Also, wonder if, as we are home, that enables Mikel to put Rice as RB, more scope to be getting forward in the inverted marauding RB role (in the absence of both timber and white).
Sorry, am afraid your boy is going to have to make his own way to uni. Unless you're prepared to accept responsibility for dropped points tonight
Haha. Yeah, he’s 19, more than old enough to find his own way 🤔 sorry kid, club before kin! 😉
WiB
Well dry (or wry) Blogs
I must confess I too spat some coffee out at that Dub understatement. I'll still support the fcker no matter what but jesuschristalmighty first few minutes v Brighton, defe...
Thought that was only his second most glaring clanger of the game.
I was more impressed when a cross found him free at the back post 2 yards out and he took too heavy a touch with his knackers.
He then shook his head demonstratively.
I pondered whether this was because:
a) he normally exercises better control with his scrotum
b) his chances of future fatherhood might be compromised
c) if he had been aroused at that moment and the ball had met firmer resistance it could have been one of those heavy touches that creeps in.
Going out to dinner tonight. Praying that mrspontus wants to head straight home afterwards so I don’t miss kickoff
chew faster!
Going out to dinner tonight. Praying that mrspontus wants to head straight home afterwards so I don’t miss kickoff
And in that Merinos done nothing wrong, does his false 9 role offer a greater overload on Onana McGinn and Tielmans and also give Leo and saka more freedom to come.in .
They are decent on set pieces b...
Merino is effective rather than classy. He’s been a revelation but I can’t help thinking it continues to undermine our attack that we continue to rely on a midfielders with little flair to bolster our attack. Gyökeres is a work in progress. I hope at the end of the season we don’t stop there and keep looking for that final piece up front to elevate our game.
WiB
Well dry (or wry) Blogs
I must confess I too spat some coffee out at that Dub understatement. I'll still support the fcker no matter what but jesuschristalmighty first few minutes v Brighton, defender on his heels and net gaping. Ugh.
Need Zubi to start zipping passes forward again and nipping in fast again to win balls...
FFS - when we lost to Villa at start of the month I was driving my son home from uni listening to it on the radio. Guess what I’m doing this evening? Yup, driving him back.
Fuck Déjà vu, omens and a...
Sorry, am afraid your boy is going to have to make his own way to uni. Unless you're prepared to accept responsibility for dropped points tonight
Can I move next week's appointment please.
Haha of course I'll move it to first appointment tomorrow morning, that way we can go over the Villa game and everything will be alright.
I'd love to see a winning Gyökeres goal tonight.
Seconded. Need him to buy himself some wiggle room because criticsim has become omnipresent in Arsenal discourse. But mostly need us to destroy Villa and send them crying with their tails tucked between their legs.
" Slightly uncertain as to whether we got full value from the £62 million Nicolas Pepe."
" I don't think Kim Kallstrom had the kind of fitness that meant he was 100% available for every game."
FFS - when we lost to Villa at start of the month I was driving my son home from uni listening to it on the radio. Guess what I’m doing this evening? Yup, driving him back.
Fuck Déjà vu, omens and a...
Leave him at home. AI will be doing his future job anyway.
" I don't think Gyokeres is in the kind of form that makes him undroppable."
Thank you . Made me cry with laughter.
FFS - when we lost to Villa at start of the month I was driving my son home from uni listening to it on the radio. Guess what I’m doing this evening? Yup, driving him back.
Fuck Déjà vu, omens and all that shit, just smash them tonight please with a big goal count.
Even Daniel fucking Levy got an MBE or OBE or whatever, so that tempers things. Services to egg lookalikes.
Leah Williamson CBE.
There's a deserved honour, right there.
Definitely get the feeling that Gyökeres needs more time and a run of games to get going. It’s been a hard season for him and us. I really hope he doesn’t get dropped. Jesus offers more creatively, bu...
And in that Merinos done nothing wrong, does his false 9 role offer a greater overload on Onana McGinn and Tielmans and also give Leo and saka more freedom to
come.in .
They are decent on set pieces but Merinos class in both boxes so positives we have options.
Like the Invincibles won so many goals 2-1 and 1-0 , newscastle 3-2 etc , they were all tight too , so I'm happy we are getting through our Christmas muddy goal drought puddle , we've had the last few years and hopefully as I say the XG becomes seXY goals
Arse. WiB.
Well then. Got a young patient who’s an Arsenal fan, poor sod already struggles with anxiety, and the recent matches haven’t exactly helped.
The team really needs to win convincingly today...
Can I move next week's appointment please.
Same here but then is there a chance that he starts Madu LW , cause with Cash missing and Hincappe at Lb , he can give Madu that bit more of a licence to stay up pitch (freedom in an Arteta sense, not...
Madueke is still patchy for me and that’s on his preferred right-wing. Has the ability but still lacks the savvy or maybe maturity. But if he’s attacking the full-back and gets early joy, then it gets interesting.
But in that Martinelli ran from his wing position and jesus and Marti have a good understanding and do interchange, so suppose that gave him the chance .
For Big Vik I think the more he plays with Le...
Definitely get the feeling that Gyökeres needs more time and a run of games to get going. It’s been a hard season for him and us. I really hope he doesn’t get dropped. Jesus offers more creatively, but we haven’t really seen Gyökeres miss howlers, so I hope Arteta gives him at least an hour to prove himself.
I would still start Trossard, as he offers more creatively (when he’s on song). Martinelli’s always good for the last half hour. Hopefully, we’ll have sealed the win by then.
Same here but then is there a chance that he starts Madu LW , cause with Cash missing and Hincappe at Lb , he can give Madu that bit more of a licence to stay up pitch (freedom in an Arteta sense, not on a Wenger/Ozil scale )
It was a shame that Martinelli missed that late chance against Brighton, but the movement he made to get there was excellent... Gyök needs to be shown that on repeat. The main question for a forward w...
But in that Martinelli ran from his wing position and jesus and Marti have a good understanding and do interchange, so suppose that gave him the chance .
For Big Vik I think the more he plays with Leo and Saka , the better he will be.
Tross makes space , saka supplying sharp crosses .
I think Viks a big 3 litre Diesel engine and will take a run of games to get him going but when he's going , you just can't do without him.
Tonight if he gets on he has to be bullying the Rb and lindeloff . Konsa is very good but lindeloff and the reserve RB , he has to stamp his authority and after that like Giroud before him get to the near post
I would still start Trossard, as he offers more creatively (when he’s on song). Martinelli’s always good for the last half hour. Hopefully, we’ll have sealed the win by then.
Morning all, I'm ofnthe thinking we will.do well in this game.
Our XGs has to turn into sexy goals at some stage and what a night it would be to happen tonight .
Ode looks like Ode of ye olden days a...
It was a shame that Martinelli missed that late chance against Brighton, but the movement he made to get there was excellent... Gyök needs to be shown that on repeat. The main question for a forward when he misses a chance like that is - will he make the same run again or will he be afraid that he might miss again?
I also think we'll turn them over. Mad to think that Arteta has never beaten Emery at home
If big Gabi is fit then start him
Morning all, I'm ofnthe thinking we
will.do well in this game.
Our XGs has to turn into sexy goals at some stage and what a night it would be to happen tonight .
Ode looks like Ode of ye olden days and saka is on form, about to peak.
The striker and lw is the area of uncertainty but that's a good thing to keep opposition thinking . As you say we can change it at any stage of game.
I wouldn't have envisaged starting a game with Merino cause of his aerial ability against a big villa side but with Kamara out and Lindelof at CB, I agree Jesus should propose by pulling the cbs out of position
It be hard to drop Leo , d start Leo and keep Martinelli for sub impact .
The other big question is who's LB and if it is traditional LB in Hincappe then, Leo would suit him best
Arse.
Massive game. I go in with my now immovable fear and trepidation, let's hope the players are not likeminded!
The fans in the stadium need to believe, too.
Hilarious looking at the table and seeing us with 42 points and Chelsea not even on 30 yet...how things have changed after they defeated us in that 1-1 draw
Wankers
Nerves haven't hit me yet. This is simply one that the team have to do for themselves. No blaming the crowd, or picture pile-up, or injuries, or referees. All play a factor, but this is down to Arteta...
Nothing worse than a picture pile-up 🙄 all those photographers trying to get a snap!
how we feeling arsers? sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose at feeding time?
Nerves haven't hit me yet. This is simply one that the team have to do for themselves. No blaming the crowd, or picture pile-up, or injuries, or referees. All play a factor, but this is down to Arteta and the team he puts out. They are better on paper, they just have to go out and prove it tonight.
I'd love to see a winning Gyökeres goal tonight.
how we feeling arsers? sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose at feeding time?
Really want to turn these cunts over. Cash is annoying and effective, but I don't know much about Kamara...there always seems to be some cunt called Kamara in the PL. Is he any good?
Don’t care as they’re both out.
I’d love for a repeat of that Martinez own goal from a few seasons back.
Really want to turn these cunts over. Cash is annoying and effective, but I don't know much about Kamara...there always seems to be some cunt called Kamara in the PL. Is he any good?
It was Arsenal (four), Villa (minus one).
Better, imho
What is or was Timbers problem?
A little bit niggle.
It was Arsenal (four), Villa (minus one).
What is or was Timbers problem?
Arse.
Massive game. I go in with my now immovable fear and trepidation, let's hope the players are not likeminded!
Arse. WiB.
Well then. Got a young patient who’s an Arsenal fan, poor sod already struggles with anxiety, and the recent matches haven’t exactly helped.
The team really needs to win convincingly today, because I’m not dealing with the emotional fallout. I will actually, I am contractually obliged to, but have mercy Arsenal ffs!
Arse. WiB, be lucky!
Morning all.
Should have known that was gonna happen
WiB