” Presenter Laura Woods said she is "OK" after collapsing while leading television coverage of England's friendly against Ghana on Tuesday in Southampton.
Woods was caught by pundits Ian Wright and...
Yes, she is
Lots of lovely stars out there in the sky, I see but too early to stay up having delivered room service to my importunate cats. I wish they wouldn't do this. Last Super Moon on 4th/5th.
Congrats Blogs & team. I consume a lot of Arsenal content but Arseblog is always the first thing I go to, occasionally get some of your podcasts going too which I enjoy (when the politics pods piss me off too much). Keep up the great work!
” Presenter Laura Woods said she is "OK" after collapsing while leading television coverage of England's friendly against Ghana on Tuesday in Southampton.
Woods was caught by pundits Ian Wright and Anita Asante in the opening minutes of the programme, at which point ITV cut to an advert break.”
Sorry to read this. Isn’t Laura Woods a Gooner?
the question is whether that means two weeks or seven. We probably won't know until the day he suddenly pops up on the bench again.
a draw works for me, keeps both deservedly in the bottom half of the table.
Would have preferred a swap of this and the City result but fair play.
Tomorrow we exterminate the bees! Night all
Romero bloke looks like someone who has seen a Nicaraguan prison from the inside
Speaking of, how long is the big fellow supposed to be out?
A matter of weeks according to Legohead. Days for Saliba thankfully
Speaking of, how long is the big fellow supposed to be out?
Several weeks I think
Speaking of, how long is the big fellow supposed to be out?
Saudi wire doing its magic
Big Gabby agrees
Dan Burn should have been penalised for having Bentancur in a headlock. VAR blowing smoke up the toon's ass
Saudi wire doing its magic
Agreed. If it is, then we‘d have 10-20 penalties every game
Dan Burn should have been penalised for having Bentancur in a headlock. VAR blowing smoke up the toon's ass
Agreed. If it is, then we‘d have 10-20 penalties every game
Perhaps we should get more
I'm sorry but that's never a pen
Beg to differ. If he was looking at the ball then fair enough but all he was interested in was grappling with Burn
I'm sorry but that's never a pen
Agreed. If it is, then we‘d have 10-20 penalties every game
I'm sorry but that's never a pen
It's Spuds so who gives a fuck!?
I'm sorry but that's never a pen
Refreshing decision. The amount of holding that goes on at corners is ridiculous
Now to hate-watch the spuds who are currently goalless with the magpies
Very open game
Knew I shouldn’t have opened the tub of Heroes
Now to hate-watch the spuds who are currently goalless with the magpies
If only we had started that way
On the positive side, they only added 1 goal to the goal difference
If only Fulham started this way
If only we had started that way
If City play like this at Sunderland, Brobbey will cook
If only Fulham started this way
Aye fuck off
If only Fulham started this way
They'll win but this has to be a sweetener for our boys that we shouldn't fear these cunts like before
Ohhh. Off their game line
oh man should have shown more patience there
Conceding 4, fuck me.
Wouldn't happen under Arteta!
Joshua King got some talent
What in the blue fuck is going on 4-5
They have that cyborg troll up front, but the rest is meh
What in the blue fuck is going on 4-5
Oh FFS. Got me getting caught up in this
They‘re still somewhat shit, the Pep cunts
Squeaky bum time innit
They‘re still somewhat shit, the Pep cunts
City bricking it the last 10 mins
cmon Temu Fernando Torres
Heh, was just thinking that, class.
Imagine if they did, Pep would strangle someone
Don’t. You’ll only be disappointed
Heh, was just thinking that, class.
VAR trying to chalk it off
They couldn't, could they?
Don’t. You’ll only be disappointed
They couldn't, could they?
Would be hilarious
They couldn't, could they?
Nah, but wouldn't it be nice if they could.
They couldn't, could they?
C115eh's is shit and can be got at!
I wonder if Haaland could ever manage to get an injury to make the playing field a bit less uneven
I think part of the reason he's such a cyborg is that he paces himself so effectively during games. He knows when to rest and when to bust a gut very well unfortunately.
I wonder if Haaland could ever manage to get an injury to make the playing field a bit less uneven
Spuds looking like a bunch of fairies compared to the Newcastle thugs
Fulham gooners doing what they can
Yep our Agents in the field are working well.
Fulham gooners doing what they can
no chance that was going in without the deflection
That fucking chav cunt has finally found his shooting boots
Fulham are such a disappointing team
You cannot leave Haaland with that kind of room in the box just waiting for the cross
Watching Barca and Atletico slug it out. Sadly Pedri and Raphinha returned a week too late for rent boys
Hoping on Fulham to do us a solid and watching them fail miserably.
Well, at least they won't get a clean sheet thanks to ESR
Foden back to the best player in the world i guess
Useless cottaging cuntbags.
Toothless Cottage Cheesers
miss the Saka and Emile Smith Rowe song
Fucking Pawson giving everything C115 way
They'd be struggling without him
Come on Fulham, do us a favour
Nope
Cyborg cunt scores
Come on Fulham, do us a favour
i was also at that match and was shocked and disgusted at the brummie comments being shouted out.
e.g. “break his other leg next time!”
have hated Birmingham City ever since.
also Stoke fans having a go at Ramsey. I understand fans having playful banters in general but not with things like that. I can't even fathom having that level of callous, it's despicable behaviour.
Oh he's a fucking spanner alright bassman
i might be remembering incorrectly but, i think i can recall that fat cunt being either a ‘Spud’ or a ‘Chelscum’ supporter.
Either way, he’s definitely anti-Arsenal.
I think he's a Spammer.
i was also at that match and was shocked and disgusted at the brummie comments being shouted out.
e.g. “break his other leg next time!”
have hated Birmingham City ever since.
Still annoyed at Clichy and his fucking brain resetting to give away that penalty
I was at that game where Eduardo was maimed - Brum, wasn't it. And to add insult to injury we were meant to get a free kick in a good place or possibly a pelanty(stet) in the dying embers of that matc...
i was also at that match and was shocked and disgusted at the brummie comments being shouted out.
e.g. “break his other leg next time!”
have hated Birmingham City ever since.
dang! If I knew Frogger was that easy I would've had the high score for sure.
I was at that game where Eduardo was maimed - Brum, wasn't it. And to add insult to injury we were meant to get a free kick in a good place or possibly a pelanty(stet) in the dying embers of that match and we were denied,
Round here they speed up if you're old or if you're a young man and possibly foreign. I'm going to complain to my MP if he isn't too busy in Panto. Buses are good at crossings as the drivers are not keen on maiming you as they could lose their jobs. No-one seems to know their Highway Code either. About the crossings with no islands - drivers are meant to wait until the pedestrian has reached the other side and gained the pavement., but rarely do.And my favourite which is consistently ignored is this one. The Highway Code states that pedestrians and cyclists have priority at junctions, meaning drivers and cyclists must give way to them when they are waiting to cross a road into or from which the vehicle is turning. This change, introduced in January 2022, requires drivers and cyclists to yield to pedestrians who are waiting to cross, not just those who have already started. It's a battlefiefield out here.
Phone and headphone are deadly.
It’s insane to me but come on. Wake the freak up and take care.
Yes they are. But I also remember years ago, probably 40 years ago, I'm standing in our greengrocers watching the world go by (it was a quiet Sunday morning) and this woman walks down the road with a Walkman on and just stepped out into traffic. A car hits her and she went up into the air and crashed down the the tarmac. Got up and walked away, her lucky day. I'll never forget that.
Speaking of...
We've had quite a bad year for pedestrian collisions here. I'm not surprised in the least. It's astonishing how often I'm walking behind someone and notice they walk across roads li...
Phone and headphone are deadly.
It’s insane to me but come on. Wake the freak up and take care.
Aye how many people mean to run over a pedestrian but do so with careless driving.
"he's not that sort of driver"
Fuck off
Speaking of...
We've had quite a bad year for pedestrian collisions here. I'm not surprised in the least. It's astonishing how often I'm walking behind someone and notice they walk across roads like it's nothing, as if it's just more sidewalk, no looking, not even a slight glance and more often than not, with headphones.
It doesn't matter that it's a crosswalk or it's your right-of-way, all it takes is one distracted driver and you're asphalt fodder.
Do people have no sense of self-preservation at all anymore? Just look, people, just LOOK!
Anyone who looks at that and doesn't see it as a red is off their nut. If Merino's foot were fully planted there his ankle would probably be swiss cheese.
>"merely a misjudged tackle"
Inten...
Aye how many people mean to run over a pedestrian but do so with careless driving.
"he's not that sort of driver"
Fuck off
can I blame the new Arses for not closing the italics tag? ha ha, whoops
i might be remembering incorrectly but, i think i can recall that fat cunt being either a ‘Spud’ or a ‘Chelscum’ supporter.
Either way, he’s definitely anti-Arsenal.
Anyone who looks at that and doesn't see it as a red is off their nut. If Merino's foot were fully planted there his ankle would probably be swiss cheese.
>"merely a misjudged tackle"
Intent is irrelevant. Martin Taylor didn't mean to maim Eduardo but he did. A reckless/misjudged challenge can still be "dangerous" and still qualifies. Any journo/pundit who doesn't know that is in the wrong job.
Well done also to Rice and Russo for their Fran Merida Trophy wins.
COYG!!
Arse
WiB
Congratulations to the Arseblog team. Thanks for all that you do.
The bearded corpulent halfwit Martin Samuel wrote in The Times today that Caicedo deserved a yellow only and that it was merely a misjudged tackle.
Buffoon.
i might be remembering incorrectly but, i think i can recall that fat cunt being either a ‘Spud’ or a ‘Chelscum’ supporter.
Either way, he’s definitely anti-Arsenal.
No kinkshaming here obviously, just try these things in the off season.
The bearded corpulent halfwit Martin Samuel wrote in The Times today that Caicedo deserved a yellow only and that it was merely a misjudged tackle.
Buffoon.
He's a fat fuckwit that guy. Must be on the windup
I never arse anymore, but I had to hop on here to say congratulations to everyone involved here. How many awards have you folks won? I feel like you win at least one every year and it's so absolutely deserved. Thank you all for everything you guys do. I love this team but I would probably love it just ever so slightly less without this incredible community I found two decades ago now. It adds a really special layer of community that means a lot to me.
#COYG
The bearded corpulent halfwit Martin Samuel wrote in The Times today that Caicedo deserved a yellow only and that it was merely a misjudged tackle.
Buffoon.
Fucking well deserved.
I listen to at least one fan-produced blog per week for each of the 92 clubs in the league, and arseblog's are the best.
ha ha, speaking of not enough hours in the day.
Arse!
Bruce!
congratulations Blogs & Team, and Declan and Alessia. Well earned, all of you.
When they were assigning career chips, "Well Fran, I've got good new and bad news. The good news is you'll be remembered forever. The bad news is it won't be for what you think"
I adopt and incorporate the remarks of my learned friend @crotonmark.
Late Congrats to the excellent team @Arseblog
Well In Bruce (very late that)
Feel better mrswoo. Hope its not COVID
_at least_ 92.
and that's just for the uk.
and football.
OUTRAGEOUS!!
give me the name of your local MP 😡
No kinkshaming here obviously, just try these things in the off season.
'Asked Mikel Arteta how William Saliba’s injury came about. He wouldn’t specify but said even though it was “bizarre” the CB will only be out for “a matter of days”'
Lets be very clear here, that is textbook arseplay gone wrong isn't it? Had to sheepishly call the club doctor to come round and tease something out with a spoon, disposed of after of course. Showed up for the game but walking real weird.
WiB
Well done Blogs
I wish we had a scary bearpit to bring these bees to though...
Hurrah on the Saliba and trossard news
Shame about Kai, thought he was back sooner
We just need to utilise our squad fully and get through December. Hoping 2026 brings us a run for our first team. I think if we get that, it's gonna blow the competition into dust.
Congrats on the FSA award.
Also good to know it’s all due to us, the arsers.
They should have dropped him. I think they may have but literally .
Hurrah on the Saliba and trossard news
Shame about Kai, thought he was back sooner
The Germans broke him when they last had him for international duty.
BBC update
Mikel Arteta says it is going to be matter of days for William Saliba and for Leandro Trossard before they are fit.
But it's going to be a be a "matter of weeks" for Kai Havertz and centr...
Hurrah on the Saliba and trossard news
Shame about Kai, thought he was back sooner
Congratulations on the award!
Off to listen to the podcast...
Also hear that Arsenal signed twins from south America...
Well done! Also saw picture of the twins. Loving their shirt sponsor..'cnt'
_at least_ 92.
and that's just for the uk.
and football.
At least 92, and that's just for The Arsenal!
Spot on. I guess it's twats on twitter criticising?
Or, if you prefer, twits on twatter.
Arse! Well done and well deserved, blogs!
BBC update
Mikel Arteta says it is going to be matter of days for William Saliba and for Leandro Trossard before they are fit.
But it's going to be a be a "matter of weeks" for Kai Havertz and centre back Gabriel.
This, congrats blogs and the team.
You got my vote, but wait, GNev didn’t get commentator of the year? Travesty🤣
Neville got wanker of the year
You forgot to mention Bruce's FSA Award for 'F5er of the Year', Blogs.
No awards available for a category with just one F5-ing cuntbucket of a nominee
Just curious (as I find myself very incapable of making judgement of other blogs, as I only read this one):
Does anyone else read any other blogs from the competition?
(Not taking anything from Arseblog which I literally couldn't imagine a life without, just a courious question).
Very many congratulations, maestro. The best of the best. Well deserved!
I honestly pray they come back fit and strong and when the Chavs come to the Emirates they can say "try that shit again"
And this too.
First game together as a pair, in cold light of day, they did bloody well. Chelsea were determined to get our players booked and sent off from the first kick. Taylor seemed equally susceptible to fall for the home fans baiting.
Our boys held their nerve and didn’t get sucked in to retaliate too much (there were a few moments).
Of course a win would have been lovely, but the draw was enough on what was essentially a poor day at the office. Need a good response tomorrow to demonstrate it was just that.
Well done team
Well deserved award
This, congrats blogs and the team.
You got my vote, but wait, GNev didn’t get commentator of the year? Travesty🤣
Congrats on your award blogs and the team - both teams that is, Arsenal and blog's'. Not sure about the punctuation there. But well done all of you. I also saw about the twins last night but was too tired to write anything coherent when I came across it. But remember thinking that twins could be good bamboozlement fodder for teams of lesser brains. I hope my sore throat buggers off.
i think it's also a little bit of a function of how amazing Gabi & Saliba have been for 3 odd years, they may not be 'as good' but they were still 'bloomin good'
I honestly pray they come back fit and strong and when the Chavs come to the Emirates they can say "try that shit again"
Spot on. I guess it's twats on twitter criticising?
Yes, of course! Sorry, I know you're well clear of that and maybe half of them are bots. But the positive Arsenal lot keep referencing them and I keep saying why bother? Anyone who knows this club and what we've been through with centre-backs, the highs and lows, will recognise just how lucky we are at the moment to have these four (and Ben White, Calfiori and Timber if need be). It just can't be any better, other than I wish we could just get all our players back fit.
Congratulations on the award!
Off to listen to the podcast...
Also hear that Arsenal signed twins from south America...
You forgot to mention Bruce's FSA Award for 'F5er of the Year', Blogs.
It was a lifetime achievement award
Well done team
Well deserved award
You forgot to mention Bruce's FSA Award for 'F5er of the Year', Blogs.
And I forgot to congratulate you for your triumph.
Although I'm disappointed you didn't get goal of the year even though I voted for you in that category.
You forgot to mention Bruce's FSA Award for 'F5er of the Year', Blogs.
Spot on. I guess it's twats on twitter criticising?
i think it's also a little bit of a function of how amazing Gabi & Saliba have been for 3 odd years, they may not be 'as good' but they were still 'bloomin good'
you find time to listen to 92 football podcasts a week?!?
* drafts letter of complaint to University President and Vice-Chancellor *
_at least_ 92.
and that's just for the uk.
and football.
100% on Mosquera and Hincapié. I'm so disappointed to hear fans criticising them. They acquitted themselves brilliantly for their inexperience and who they stood in for. How blessed we are to have suc...
Spot on. I guess it's twats on twitter criticising?
Arse. WiB.
Morning all.
Well done blogs.
Thise two at the heart of the defence did very well against a "physical" Chelsea team.
WiB
Well done blogs, I feel like it’s 20 years of visiting here for me and it’s always been a massive help in many ways
Here’s to 20 more 👏
OK just pretend I said tomorrow then
ahh, wait…..hang on a minute….now you are just moving the goalposts! 😡
100% on Mosquera and Hincapié. I'm so disappointed to hear fans criticising them. They acquitted themselves brilliantly for their inexperience and who they stood in for. How blessed we are to have such able deputies. Sure there was inexperience, but what would anyone expect. they handled a fiery atmosphere and an overly aggressive opponent with relish and in Mosquera with calm. More fire and ice. I thought they were excellent.
errrr, we aren’t playing tonight
OK just pretend I said tomorrow then
Molto bene 👏👏👏
Congratulations on a well-deserved award.
Arse, well in Arseblog. Good to know my seventeen fake accounts made a difference in this world
My team for tonight:
Raya
White - Mosquera - Hincapie - Calafiori
Madueke - Rice - Zubamendi - Eze - ...
errrr, we aren’t playing tonight
Fucking well deserved.
I listen to at least one fan-produced blog per week for each of the 92 clubs in the league, and arseblog's are the best.
you find time to listen to 92 football podcasts a week?!?
* drafts letter of complaint to University President and Vice-Chancellor *
Arse, well in Arseblog. Good to know my seventeen fake accounts made a difference in this world
My team for tonight:
Raya
White - Mosquera - Hincapie - Calafiori
Madueke - Rice - Zubamendi - Eze - Trossard
Merino
Saka right and Madueke left if Tross can't start
Hope runner up was a City or Chelski blog
heh
Oops, wrong window.
Fuck off Bruce.
Had the same shit yesterday, weird stuff still happening.
Arse.
Well in nik.
Congrats, blogs and blogsteam.
You listen to other podcasts?!
yes, what are you up to, nik?
Congratulatory Arse!
Fuck off bruce
Well done Arseblog! 🫵🥂
Hope runner up was a City or Chelski blog
Fucking well deserved.
I listen to at least one fan-produced blog per week for each of the 92 clubs in the league, and arseblog's are the best.
You listen to other podcasts?!
Fucking well deserved.
I listen to at least one fan-produced blog per week for each of the 92 clubs in the league, and arseblog's are the best.
i meant podcast but you understood
Fucking well deserved.
I listen to at least one fan-produced blog per week for each of the 92 clubs in the league, and arseblog's are the best.
Oops, wrong window.
Fuck off Bruce.
well yeah, taht too
A massive congratulations to blogs and team.
Oops, wrong window.
Fuck off Bruce.
arse!
well in bruce!
morning all!
AND BIG CONGRATS TO BLOGS!!!!!