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hazza @ 08:42 | Nov 8, 2025
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arseblog1 @ 08:41 | Nov 8, 2025
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tceyes @ 08:08 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
To worried about the Xhaka situation.
Weirdly don’t feel worried about today. Probably should be.

Some of the Xhaka chat says he’s been giving his boss intel about MA, but not sure how relevant that is - this is a very different team and style to the team he left behind a couple of years back.
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brucelee4ever @ 07:27 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to ollie:
Right, gotta do some chores before I am tempted to get too lazy today…
Get lazy, it’s Saturday
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brucelee4ever @ 07:26 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to ollie:
This time next week, you’ll be a millionaire!
😁
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ollie @ 07:26 | Nov 8, 2025
Right, gotta do some chores before I am tempted to get too lazy today…
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ollie @ 07:23 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to ollie:
Nope, early night out of exhaustion. But a four day weekend now and hopefully less hectic work over the next few weeks. Though the Limerick trick with uncertain dates might complicate things.
Trip not trick.
Hallowe’en is gone.
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ollie @ 07:23 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
Wow, just got two numbers on the previous week-two free draws today, I wonder.
This time next week, you’ll be a millionaire!
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ollie @ 07:22 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
I’ve had a few, this season-but this one 🤔

Were you out and about last night?
Nope, early night out of exhaustion. But a four day weekend now and hopefully less hectic work over the next few weeks. Though the Limerick trick with uncertain dates might complicate things.
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brucelee4ever @ 07:17 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
Just got two numbers on last week’s lottery, my luck could be in 😁
Wow, just got two numbers on the previous week-two free draws today, I wonder.
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brucelee4ever @ 07:16 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to ollie:
With all these people randomly getting winning first arse, bruce must be terrified by the prospect of getting it.
So place your bets on who gets it today.
Morning all.
Just got two numbers on last week’s lottery, my luck could be in 😁
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brucelee4ever @ 07:13 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to ollie:
With all these people randomly getting winning first arse, bruce must be terrified by the prospect of getting it.
So place your bets on who gets it today.
Morning all.
I’ve had a few, this season-but this one 🤔

Were you out and about last night?
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ollie @ 07:12 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to goonerted:
Am off

Winning arse please first arseur
With all these people randomly getting winning first arse, bruce must be terrified by the prospect of getting it.
So place your bets on who gets it today.
Morning all.
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brucelee4ever @ 07:10 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to goonerted:
How are the brucettes?
All good, here.

Have a great day.
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goonerted @ 07:08 | Nov 8, 2025
Am off

Winning arse please first arseur
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goonerted @ 07:07 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
To worried about the Xhaka situation.
Didn’t read that article but fully expecting a goal from
Him today

From a corner
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goonerted @ 07:06 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
Nice 🥋
Am sure I wrote Dan!
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goonerted @ 07:06 | Nov 8, 2025
How are the brucettes?
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brucelee4ever @ 07:06 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to goonerted:
Rugby.
35 kg lad playing open side flanker. It’s an interesting choice by the coach.
Think approaching 2nd Karate helps him just get in there
Nice 🥋
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goonerted @ 07:05 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
What sport, be safe and good luck to the son.
Rugby.
35 kg lad playing open side flanker. It’s an interesting choice by the coach.
Think approaching 2nd Karate helps him just get in there
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brucelee4ever @ 07:05 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to goonerted:
Have you got a winning first Arsenal in you today?
Got to get number one son to school sports fixture so offski
To worried about the Xhaka situation.
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brucelee4ever @ 07:04 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to goonerted:
Have you got a winning first Arsenal in you today?
Got to get number one son to school sports fixture so offski
What sport, be safe and good luck to the son.
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goonerted @ 07:04 | Nov 8, 2025
Have you got a winning first Arsenal in you today?
Got to get number one son to school sports fixture so offski
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brucelee4ever @ 07:03 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
Heh
Won’t be going for first today-fill yer boots.
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goonerted @ 07:03 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
😂 hope you are well? Hugs Ted.
🤗
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brucelee4ever @ 07:02 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to goonerted:
Quality lurking!
Heh
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goonerted @ 07:02 | Nov 8, 2025
Reply to brucelee4ever:
100
Quality lurking!
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brucelee4ever @ 07:01 | Nov 8, 2025
😂 hope you are well? Hugs Ted.
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goonerted @ 07:01 | Nov 8, 2025
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brucelee4ever @ 05:01 | Nov 8, 2025
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thecar2n @ 21:27 | Nov 7, 2025
Been following this guy who walks with a keyboard and sampler rig around the streets of NYC inviting random people to jump on the mic and freestyle with him. 4 days ago, the now mayor of NYC, and huge Arsenal and Arseblog fan, Zohran Mamdani made a cameo appearance. It's cool when your contrasting interest converge https://youtube.com/shorts/fDCS3yaA36I?si=…
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thecar2n @ 20:55 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to hazza:
I see Carragher is still a moaning, spitty cunt!
+high pitched
+Scouse

Apply as required.
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hazza @ 20:50 | Nov 7, 2025
I see Carragher is still a moaning, spitty cunt!
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dennis_b10 @ 20:41 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to bassarse:
He knew he couldn't but his courtiers thought he could. He showed them that he couldn't.
Ah yes, that's the real story, BA. My bad. That means they were the stupid cunts and he was their king.
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bassarse @ 20:28 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to dennis_b10:
King Cnut was probably an early typo. He was the cunt that thought he could stop the rising tide.
He knew he couldn't but his courtiers thought he could. He showed them that he couldn't.
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thecar2n @ 20:23 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to dennis_b10:
So he was a generous cunt.
No he was Cunt The Great. Heh
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dennis_b10 @ 19:48 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to thecar2n:
He also divide his kingdom in half and gave one of said halves to his first born son Half-a-cunt.

You can't make shit like that up.
So he was a generous cunt.
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thecar2n @ 19:34 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to dennis_b10:
King Cnut was probably an early typo. He was the cunt that thought he could stop the rising tide.
He also divide his kingdom in half and gave one of said halves to his first born son Half-a-cunt.

You can't make shit like that up.
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dennis_b10 @ 19:25 | Nov 7, 2025
King Cnut was probably an early typo. He was the cunt that thought he could stop the rising tide.
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thecar2n @ 18:53 | Nov 7, 2025
Basically, I prefer calling a cunt a cunt
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thecar2n @ 18:52 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to thecar2n:
Cnut was a Viking/Danish warrior and King of Englans who divided his kingdom between his sons, one of which was Harthacnut. Heh
-s
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thecar2n @ 18:52 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to salaar:
Should really change his show title to "Common Cnut"
Cnut was a Viking/Danish warrior and King of Englans who divided his kingdom between his sons, one of which was Harthacnut. Heh
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hazza @ 17:38 | Nov 7, 2025
Arse!

Well in Baron. Fuck off Bruce!
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salaar @ 17:33 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to bassarse:
He's a nasty piece of work.
Should really change his show title to "Common Cnut"
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bassarse @ 17:00 | Nov 7, 2025
He's a nasty piece of work.
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arseblog1 @ 16:24 | Nov 7, 2025
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myleftwingfoot @ 16:13 | Nov 7, 2025
Jay Bothroyd?
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dennis_b10 @ 15:57 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to gooder:
Big Gabby would hunt you down for saying something like that. 😂
Heh. OK fair enough, the clean sheet thing is quite galvanising for the team. After further consideration I'd prefer GX34 to score them against our rivals. Hopefully he gets the respect from the away fans. I don't want him to get a red card either, because that would likely mean it would have to be a dangerous or a bad tackle and could then add to our lengthy injury list.
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thw14 @ 15:38 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to arseblog1:
"If the team played scared, one of the main reasons was the ticking time bomb in central midfield who never quite learned how to shield a defense. "

Really disagree with that.

As we discovered, it w...
Fair, but he wasn't much better shielding Koscielny, Monreal and Bellerin. And we know other more attack-minded midfielders - Arteta, Cazorla - who adapted their games to play the deeper position.

Anyway, I'm happy we think better of him now, always nicer to remember the alumni fondly. I wish we'd extend the same grace to Emery, but that battle's been lost for a while.
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gooder @ 15:31 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to dennis_b10:
Arse

Well in Red Baron. Well blogged blogs.

I would quite like Xhaka to score an absolute belter from 25 yards, but I also hope that it is a consolation goal in a 4-1 Arsenal victory where he can ta...
Big Gabby would hunt you down for saying something like that. 😂
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kleinfeld @ 15:23 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to dennis_b10:
Arse

Well in Red Baron. Well blogged blogs.

I would quite like Xhaka to score an absolute belter from 25 yards, but I also hope that it is a consolation goal in a 4-1 Arsenal victory where he can ta...
Fuck off he can score against someone else

We want that tasty clean sheet!
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bassarse @ 15:12 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to arseblog1:
Pls buy me 10 VIP tickets
You're being booked to do a liveblog of the gig.
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gooder @ 14:43 | Nov 7, 2025
and sly gets banned from the Arses, ha ha
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thecar2n @ 14:20 | Nov 7, 2025
https://youtube.com/shorts/vyBII1bdv_o?si=…

Reminds me of that story about Wenger walking into the changing room at half time and drawing on the chalkboard, pointing at said drawing and saying: "be the wolf"

And walking out. Heh
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gooder @ 14:16 | Nov 7, 2025
Arse!
well flown, redbaron!
red card for Xhaka tomorrow

Showtime...
https://youtu.be/mqOnXMHmqC0
not them particularly but Morgan Freeman's blues thing, and the man himself was indeed in the house.
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thecar2n @ 14:16 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to sly:
I stayed in yesterday rather than play golf. As Mark Twain said - Golf is a long wank ruined.
Made my day.
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malaisegooner @ 14:14 | Nov 7, 2025
Xhaka hardly had a any niggles during his time with us. For an Arsenal player, that is quite a remarkable thing Indeed.

Will he continue to be so robust at Sunderland?
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malaisegooner @ 14:08 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to baichungbhutia:
I am sorry, but rather we win 4-0. Xhaka can and should score his belters against Liverpool and City
This.

I don't want our clean sheet streak to end
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salaar @ 14:07 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to jackster:
Jarrod Bowen, Jony Bulis, Joy Beane?
I'm never going to able to think of our fiend from Mayfield in any other way now ;p
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malaisegooner @ 14:07 | Nov 7, 2025
Arse

Well in Baron
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malaisegooner @ 14:06 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to jackster:
Jarrod Bowen, Jony Bulis, Joy Beane?
John Berry
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chrism @ 13:59 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to sly:
I stayed in yesterday rather than play golf. As Mark Twain said - Golf is a long wank ruined.
Not a typo either
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northbankfc @ 13:57 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to dennis_b10:
Arse

Well in Red Baron. Well blogged blogs.

I would quite like Xhaka to score an absolute belter from 25 yards, but I also hope that it is a consolation goal in a 4-1 Arsenal victory where he can ta...
I don't want us to concede. I want us to keep getting these clean sheets. 1-0 to us would do nicely.
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jackster @ 13:56 | Nov 7, 2025
Jarrod Bowen, Jony Bulis, Joy Beane?
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jackster @ 13:53 | Nov 7, 2025
JB thugcunt? Any clues?
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jackster @ 13:51 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to baichungbhutia:
I am sorry, but rather we win 4-0. Xhaka can and should score his belters against Liverpool and City
This. Can't have any shots on target against us
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baichungbhutia @ 13:48 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to dennis_b10:
Arse

Well in Red Baron. Well blogged blogs.

I would quite like Xhaka to score an absolute belter from 25 yards, but I also hope that it is a consolation goal in a 4-1 Arsenal victory where he can ta...
I am sorry, but rather we win 4-0. Xhaka can and should score his belters against Liverpool and City
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sly @ 13:40 | Nov 7, 2025
I stayed in yesterday rather than play golf. As Mark Twain said - Golf is a long wank ruined.
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arseblog1 @ 13:25 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to westsidestevie:
fuck golf and golfers (except blogs).
😂
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westsidestevie @ 12:58 | Nov 7, 2025
fuck golf and golfers (except blogs).
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arseblog1 @ 12:42 | Nov 7, 2025
"If the team played scared, one of the main reasons was the ticking time bomb in central midfield who never quite learned how to shield a defense. "

Really disagree with that.

As we discovered, it wasn't really his best position, and I'd also so it's a lot to ask of any midfielder to shield a defence with useless cunts like Luiz, Mustafi, Kolasinac and Sokratis in it.
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catfishstgermain @ 12:42 | Nov 7, 2025
Hope he truly honours the majority of his time here by getting a dumb red card
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dennis_b10 @ 12:41 | Nov 7, 2025
Arse

Well in Red Baron. Well blogged blogs.

I would quite like Xhaka to score an absolute belter from 25 yards, but I also hope that it is a consolation goal in a 4-1 Arsenal victory where he can take polite applause from both sets of fans. Being half Swiss, I had hoped he'd finish his career at Arsenal and I felt he should have remained as the captain of Arsenal Football Club.
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thw14 @ 12:41 | Nov 7, 2025
Full credit to Granit and Arteta for his reinvention further up the field. It was what convinced me that the manager could solve virtually unsolvable problems.

But I'm not giving him credit for any "courage" during Emery's time. If the team played scared, one of the main reasons was the ticking time bomb in central midfield who never quite learned how to shield a defense.
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catfishstgermain @ 12:33 | Nov 7, 2025
Quite nice being back to no fit strikers at the club. Familiar, comforting.
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sly @ 11:24 | Nov 7, 2025
Very Irritated Podcasters?

At least they are not playing the Emirates..
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arseblog1 @ 11:17 | Nov 7, 2025
Pls buy me 10 VIP tickets
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sly @ 11:07 | Nov 7, 2025
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arseblog1 @ 11:01 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to tceyes:
Plenty of contenders, but a certain JB thugcunt could tick that box.
👆
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tceyes @ 10:59 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to arseblog1:
Someone far more reprehensible than that
Plenty of contenders, but a certain JB thugcunt could tick that box.
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redbaron @ 10:45 | Nov 7, 2025
MLS dropped by Tuchel for interlull
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arseblog1 @ 10:21 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to mike1:
I'm still wondering about the violent ex footballer podcaster. Is it Mr Cojones?
Someone far more reprehensible than that
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mike1 @ 09:53 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to salaar:
Well in redbaron
Well double-eagled Blogs
I think they should all watch Grizzly Man
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no...
Thanks for the nudge, Sal.

Grizzly Man has been lurking in the background if my 'to watch' list.

Nothing by Werner Herzog will be a waste of time.
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arseblog1 @ 09:50 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to salaar:
Well in redbaron
Well double-eagled Blogs
I think they should all watch Grizzly Man
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no...
haha classic Herzog
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tceyes @ 09:16 | Nov 7, 2025
Xhaka will be on a mission to get one of our players sent off.
However, should he manage to do that to himself, will we then have to find our way through a “double-parked” bus?
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salaar @ 09:13 | Nov 7, 2025
Well in redbaron
Well double-eagled Blogs
I think they should all watch Grizzly Man
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food"
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mike1 @ 09:11 | Nov 7, 2025
I'm still wondering about the violent ex footballer podcaster. Is it Mr Cojones?
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goonerted @ 08:38 | Nov 7, 2025
-bait +about
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goonerted @ 08:37 | Nov 7, 2025
Having remembered the blog, now fully read.
Really good one today. The point bait getting the best out of a load of talented, cocky, don’t know how to fail 20 year olds is spot on

They should all watch The Bear, especially Fork. Richie’s conversion was Damascene. One of the best things I’ve watched this year. Apart from Slow Horses obvz.
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northbankfc @ 08:33 | Nov 7, 2025
I spent the first few weeks of Xhaka's return to the Prem convincing the one Sunderland fan I know who was livid Xhaka had come to his team of his leadership qualities and how he would be an asset to the club. He's now grudgingly beginning to admit Xhaka's worth.

I said a lot of angry things about Xhaka in his early impetuous days, as I did about Wenger in his last days and Arteta as well. The All Or Nothing doc changed a lot for me, especially about Arteta and Xhaka. I can find Arteta's visual-kinetic explanations amusing, but there's no doubt they click with 20-something elite athletes,

Also Oxlade-Chamberlain saying in a recent interview that it was Arteta in his playing days who first brought structure to team analysis and getting videos of opposing teams to analyse which apparently Wenger didn't do.

Anyway, happy for Xhaka, wish he'd stayed another year and hope he comes out a loser on Saturday obvs!
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arseblog1 @ 08:31 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to pppontus:
A royal well in.

A Granit red card in the third minute for old times sake please
😂
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nik @ 08:25 | Nov 7, 2025
Amsterdam Arse!
Well in redbaron!!
Morning all!!!
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chrism @ 08:21 | Nov 7, 2025
Arse. Well in redbaron.

Morning all.

I don't think we need to worry about the pitch. I've seen bumpier snooker tables than your average Premier League playing surface these days.
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pppontus @ 08:20 | Nov 7, 2025
A royal well in.

A Granit red card in the third minute for old times sake please
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ollie @ 08:03 | Nov 7, 2025
Arsewirb.
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goonerted @ 07:56 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to arseblog1:
I'm a ruthless bastard
I remembered there was a blog to read…
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arseblog1 @ 07:54 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to redbaron:
Xhaka is pulling strings for Sunderland but surely Mikel will know & look to exploit his weak points.

Hopefully the pitch won't be a concern. I remember the game (2012?) where BFG's ankle went ka...
Yes, that blue/light blue kit
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redbaron @ 07:53 | Nov 7, 2025
Xhaka is pulling strings for Sunderland but surely Mikel will know & look to exploit his weak points.

Hopefully the pitch won't be a concern. I remember the game (2012?) where BFG's ankle went kaput & they score the easiest goal ever only for Henry to win it for us.
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goonerted @ 07:48 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to arseblog1:
I'm a ruthless bastard
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arseblog1 @ 07:48 | Nov 7, 2025
Reply to goonerted:
Well in red!
Morning Arsenalists

Well blogged Blogs. Hope no AA style choking (nicely dressed up story though) on the last.
I'm a ruthless bastard
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goonerted @ 07:47 | Nov 7, 2025
Well in red!
Morning Arsenalists

Well blogged Blogs. Hope no AA style choking (nicely dressed up story though) on the last.
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arseblog1 @ 07:46 | Nov 7, 2025
Well in baron
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brucelee4ever @ 07:45 | Nov 7, 2025
WazzArse!

Well killed baron

Cheers blogs

Hello Team
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shannon_gooner @ 07:44 | Nov 7, 2025
Arse! Well in redbaron!
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redbaron @ 07:44 | Nov 7, 2025
Arse!
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