Tables if only open play goals counted
Stick it up your cunts. I hope we win the league with exclusively set piece goals from now on. Maybe the odd goal from open play off of Big Vik's dick.
Would r...
It was ever thus that we annoy people.Certainly all through Arséne's reign when we were the French team, later known as a foreign team, even though the Tiny Totts at the same time had more foreign players than we did. *rollseyes*
Actually the rest no 'e'
Arsing
Thought BFA would want to go back...
McMate...
Rodgers has left Celtic with Martin O'Neill taking over as a temporary replacement.
Glaswegian stationers said to be despondent.
Thought BFA would want to go back...
Which pill should I take?
The yellow one
Rodgers has left Celtic with Martin O'Neill taking over as a temporary replacement.
Glaswegian stationers said to be despondent.
heh, this got cross-talked!
you replied to a post on the real day's arses (and it actually appeared there briefly until the page was refreshed) but it ended up getting posted over here instead.
I do...
Which pill should I take?
Tables if only open play goals counted
Stick it up your cunts. I hope we win the league with exclusively set piece goals from now on. Maybe the odd goal from open play off of Big Vik's dick.
Would really annoy these media cunts who seemed to get wound up by everything Arsenal do. Carragher types.
Eze scores with his inner-Jackie Chan!
yep, but very brief as it processes your button click. Keep your eye on the "arse!" button as you click it.
kudos to MG for even noticing that.
just trying an Arse to see if "Arseing" appears from my own Arse?
I keep forgetting to watch for it but it sounds like it's a "loading..." type thing between when you click it and when it actually gets posted. Lets see...
just trying an Arse to see if "Arseing" appears from my own Arse?
Thank you to Tom and Blogs.
This!
Much appreciated
Thank you to Tom and Blogs.
Ok.. Since there's an Arses revamp of sorts going on here, would it be too much to ask for a fresh round of username resets?
I don't think we can reset a username
I mean if it's not too much trouble that is.. Also as we're no longer in a state of malaise you see..
*awkward laugh*
There's always "malaise", unfortunately...
I mean if it's not too much trouble that is.. Also as we're no longer in a state of malaise you see..
*awkward laugh*
Ok.. Since there's an Arses revamp of sorts going on here, would it be too much to ask for a fresh round of username resets?
Dennis might be using a mirror.
Heh I too can see Dennis’s arse.
Dennis might be using a mirror.
Heh
I wish I were that flexible
Dennis might be using a mirror.
I can still see my own Arse
I wish I were that flexible
heh, and we toss Faith No More another one.
it's impressive how well Palace are doing especially given the loss of players in the last couple years. I hope they can manage to keep it going and finish top 4 in place of one of the cuntish clubs
No... It was working fine on Friday...
In any case, to football... what a weekend that was for us, BAM!
Arse!
Bruce! even when the tech goes sideways we can always count on the F5 ninja.
I might have to refrain from more of my bug reports until Tom figures he's got things back on track. As long as he's still working on the problems I'll assume he already knows.
but one I'll mention because it was kind of funny. I followed Blogs direct link to get to today's arses but after logging in it didn't stay here, it bounced me back over to the other one. 😂 May I enter, please? DENIED!
Bizarre... I can't access arseblog.com from my work laptop, but I can from my mobile browser...
Does it think it's pron?
Bizarre... I can't access
arseblog.com from my work laptop, but I can from my mobile browser...
White was on the bench yesterday. I didn't see a coffin so assume he hasn't expired just yet
Heh. When Saliba came off yesterday, it usually would have been White on and either Timber or him playing CB.
I think we could make 10 changes if we want.
Kepa, Ben White (is he still alive), Mosquera, Hincapie, MLS, Norgaard, Merino, Nwaneri, Max, Martinelli and Jesus on one leg.
I just don't think that is in Arteta's DNA, although I think one of Mosq or Hinc will play due to Saliba's injury, and Norgaard probably will because of Rice's injury.
I think we could make 10 changes if we want.
Kepa, Ben White (is he still alive), Mosquera, Hincapie, MLS, Norgaard, Merino, Nwaneri, Max, Martinelli and Jesus on one leg.
White was on the bench yesterday. I didn't see a coffin so assume he hasn't expired just yet
Regarding how we score goals, there will come a game when we don't score from open play or from a set piece.
The Arses will probably go schitzo when that happens.
Am sending Kepa and Max out to play Brighton on their own. Stuffs getting serious now.
OR is the quadruple on?
I think we could make 10 changes if we want.
Kepa, Ben White (is he still alive), Mosquera, Hincapie, MLS, Norgaard, Merino, Nwaneri, Max, Martinelli and Jesus on one leg.
I, too, enjoy the little 'Arsing' that shows when you click Arse!
Bruce has lost himself in the Arseiverse.
Either ARsenal or the arses have to be broken. You can't have a functioning club AND a functioning arses. Eveyrthing in balance.
I got the same page of arses from today's blog as I did from the Arsecast Extra announcement!
Arse contamination is rife.
Try not refreshing yours, my refreshes automatically.
+ Arse
Interesting, cause if I refresh, you go.
Try not refreshing yours, my refreshes automatically.
I can still see my own Arse
And DB10, just disappeared.
I am still here BL4eva
He's under the hood with Tim trying to find the Arse counter
Am sending Kepa and Max out to play Brighton on their own. Stuffs getting serious now.
OR is the quadruple on?
Hincapié as a one-man tornado of a defence. Already loving his energy.
Am sending Kepa and Max out to play Brighton on their own. Stuffs getting serious now.
OR is the quadruple on?
I am
Along with different fonts
I am so glad I am not hallucinating the new fonts!
thank you!!
Everyone knew what you meant. But we former Law Review editors notice. 🤷♂️
Blogs - “ the importance of that can’t really be understated.”
It is super important so impossible to overstate.
Doh!
Blogs - “ the importance of that can’t really be understated.”
It is super important so impossible to overstate.
4 Points clear at the Top of The League ARSE!
Well in Brucebot. Greetings winners.
Arsefont would be a good name for a typeface.
A new arsefont for a new week.
Well in F5er. Eze's kung fu goal should be a tribute to you..
Yup, still down.
*waves @ Vinny*
Hiya Hazza. Good to see some familiar faces.I don't remember the last time I was on here :)
Let's hope man city and victimpool continue to play like cunts
15 points clear at the top by Christmas then we go and get Semenyo off Bournemouth.
TOP still down or is that just me?
Yup, still down.
*waves @ Vinny*
I sense a Mr Oliver coming soon...
either Burnley or Sunderland away methinks.....
Zero shots on goal from the opposition in 90 minutes even after they went behind, shows how teams are approaching games against us.
Not scoring from open play but monstering set pieces is exactly how...
No team sets out not to score goals from open play. Having set-piece weaponry of the standard we do is genuinely title and cup winning power. But you need goals from open play. We need to get that part of our game gelling.
TOP still down or is that just me?
Zero shots on goal from the opposition in 90 minutes even after they went behind, shows how teams are approaching games against us.
Not scoring from open play but monstering set pieces is exactly how we should play.And we do it really well.
Set Piece FC for the win. Come at us if you dare and then we can see open play goals. Else take your medicine and leave quietly.
You play the game that is in front of you though. Palace presented a low block, we broke it down with a dead ball. Atletico tried to open up after we broke them down with a dead ball; we scored from o...
I have no issue with our flexibility and solid personnel to deal with all systems. I think we should be able to negotiate the next four games before the break. I'm just saying that it would help us avoid any possible pitfalls if we got our attacking game going. The passes even in space were not fluid. The front four aren't playing cohesively. Sure, there are mitigating circumstances, Saka's illness and the key absences of Ødegaard and Havertz and even Madueke. I'm wanting us to keep the pressure on because we are in an excellent position now to go into the interlull comfortably clear at the top. On return the intense matches come thick and fast. Just saying we need to be sharper up front in open play. I'm sure Arteta is working on it!
Great to notch up another win. But as much as I love our defensive mastery and set-piece strength, we need to be getting more goals from open play. As well-organised as Palace were, there will be bett...
You play the game that is in front of you though. Palace presented a low block, we broke it down with a dead ball. Atletico tried to open up after we broke them down with a dead ball; we scored from open play. I like that we keep the opponent worried at all times of the entire match, not just during periods when the ball is in open play. They should not relax because we have a thrown-in or a corner. They have to be as worried with dead ball situations as they should be with open play situations.
Great to notch up another win. But as much as I love our defensive mastery and set-piece strength, we need to be getting more goals from open play. As well-organised as Palace were, there will be bett...
From watching a limited number of Sunderland games (on television), they appear to be reliant on fast, counter attacking football, our defence is very strong and deals with this type of attack on a very regular basis. Sunderland is also very good at pressing, another facet of the game that we face frequently.
I think we should be well-placed to deal with both Burnley and Sunderland. My only concern is complacency, but with Arteta this will inevitably be a focus - and thanks to Chelsea, this will be highlighted.
"buggers off to put the kettle on"
sorry, typos are probably the least of your worries...
In April, Palace come to our place and drew 2-2....... should that be came ?
Oops, Oh yes it has - must be doing it on a time basis or something. But what do I I know - the square root of nothing when it comes to technology.
WiB
Well mirrored Blogs
Getting it done whilst being (more than a bit) under par.
Olz? You woulda seen that Gyok/Gosh chance near the end there that they didn't show on the telly when he took another touch oof...
I am
Along with different fonts
Oh, no it hasn't ...I have no idea how these things work.
Ooh look - it's given me different numbers, too not the same one every time.
The Gabi header onto the crossbar, that was one of the most elaborate free-kick combination, and yet the end bit was so familiar, could see it coming perfectly from my prime seat, 2-0 to Set Piece FC...
surely by the end of the season every team in the league will be setpiecetastic.
Applied for the Wolves ballot...
Yeah, its definitely there, slow Airbnb wi-fi shows it perfectly.
It's very brief after you press the arse button..
Great to notch up another win. But as much as I love our defensive mastery and set-piece strength, we need to be getting more goals from open play. As well-organised as Palace were, there will be better teams who could make us suffer more. Sunderland away in a few weeks, what price a Xhaka goal? Hope Saka, Saliba and the rest a feeling better soon. We'll need them.
I like the new arses feature where it says "arsing" when you tap on the 'arse' button to post a new arse.
It's the small details.. 👍
What's this?
I like the new arses feature where it says "arsing" when you tap on the 'arse' button to post a new arse.
It's the small details.. 👍
Though it seemed like he didn't celebrate his goal against his former club, Eze did do the trademark cross sign with his fingers and that was celebration enough for me anyway.
Eze kung-fu kicked that ball like Cantona kung-fu kicked that Palace fan innit
Yis!
Arse
WiB
*Waves to everyone*
*waves*
Eze kung-fu kicked that ball like Cantona kung-fu kicked that Palace fan innit
Arse
WiB
*Waves to everyone*
Well in Bruce, Hi Blogs. Credit to you for crediting Palace for their shape in denying us space and rhythm. They worked really hoard on that; but for me, That looked like their sole task for the day: denying us a sight of goal, instead of them trying to win themselves.
Which I think should tell people enough about our quality as a team this year. I think teams are more scared of what we will do to them when they give us space, and they'd rather risk us scoring through set pieces, than an obvious right tonking through playing expansive football. Atletico learned that the hard way in the midweek.
And in a game state where teams choose to barricade themselves around their goal, it is great to learn that we have also found a way to break them down via the set piece.
I also thought Gyokeres had a good game as the target man, only sad that he had an unfit Saka and a slow Trossard as support, otherwise he would certainly have dropped one of those long passes into the path of one of our wingers to attack.
Still, onwards. One game at a time territory, and we've just got over one more.
We are also killing football by having teams park the bus against us.
The dead football purists will be rolling in their graves....
We are also killing football by having teams park the bus against us.
The big worry now is that we are scoring more goals than we let in.
Eze scores with his inner-Jackie Chan!
😁
The Gabi header onto the crossbar, that was one of the most elaborate free-kick combination, and yet the end bit was so familiar, could see it coming perfectly from my prime seat, 2-0 to Set Piece FC would have boiled even more piss, but I'm happy if we set-piece our way to the title anyway.
I know the question on everyone’s mind today: is it now finally safe to conclude that the pre-season friendly against Villareal did not, in fact, matter?
heh!
When I make a new post, it wipes out previous Arses
A clean arse, don't complain.
Oh, there's a blog.
Well in weirdly-fonted Brazza.
Eze scores with his inner-Jackie Chan!
Gyokeres close range header too, when Gabriel cracked the post with his special area
I think so too but it just shows that we still had a few more presentable chances and on another day might have won 2-0.
Gyokeres close range header too, when Gabriel cracked the post with his special area
Arse. WiB.
Morning all.
Picking up points we dropped last season and more chances to put distance between ourselves and Liverpool and City in the next couple of games after a difficult start, things are looking good for the first quarter of games.
Arse! WiB!
Interesting xG for us in the game. As HT (1-0) it was measly 0.11. At FT (still 1-0) it was more than 1.4.
I guess the Gabriel chance and Rice follow up made a fair bit of that.
Arse! WiB!
Interesting xG for us in the game. As HT (1-0) it was measly 0.11. At FT (still 1-0) it was more than 1.4.
I know the question on everyone’s mind today: is it now finally safe to conclude that the pre-season friendly against Villareal did not, in fact, matter?
haha
I know the question on everyone’s mind today: is it now finally safe to conclude that the pre-season friendly against Villareal did not, in fact, matter?
When I make a new post, it wipes out previous Arses
Aye.
When I make a new post, it wipes out previous Arses
Some snags to work out though
Cheers blogs.
Are things any better under the hood?