You can't dismiss City's win over the weekend and then pray to high heavens that Thomas Frank is still in charge in 10 days.
Who cares if Frank's is manager whenever. Arsenal win the title on thier own achievements, same goes for c115 result
It was bonkers but d'you think he would have gone flying like that if he'd been waiting on the edge of the platform for the Metropolitan Line?
Heh. A thing or two to learn from for the Olympics divers.
Arsenal have lost just four more games in the Premier League at the Emirates Stadium than Tottenham have lost at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, despite the Gunners moving 13 years earlier.
Arsenal moved stadium in 2006, Spurs moved in 2019.
This is hilarious!😂
reset to zero now surely?
Yes.
He'll only get it cut after 5 wins in a row...
Ahahahahaha, that Yaknighted cunt is still waiting to get his hair cut!
I wonder if his pubes are getting the same treatment
Ahahahahaha, that Yaknighted cunt is still waiting to get his hair cut!
reset to zero now surely?
The penalty that Leeds conceded is just crazy, the defender just pushed Pedro to the ground.
It was bonkers but d'you think he would have gone flying like that if he'd been waiting on the edge of the platform for the Metropolitan Line?
Ahahahahaha, that Yaknighted cunt is still waiting to get his hair cut!
Similar to what that stupid Wolves cunt (Mosquera - he of strangling Havertz and anally assaulting Jesus) did on Saturday!
Feels like we're due one of those
Not a finger up the arse, but a defender gift or a proper daft penalty
The penalty that Leeds conceded is just crazy, the defender just pushed Pedro to the ground.
Similar to what that stupid Wolves cunt (Mosquera - he of strangling Havertz and anally assaulting Jesus) did on Saturday!
Would have taken those results beforehand, especially the Leeds dagger up Liam's linked in fanny
Bwahahahahaha
The penalty that Leeds conceded is just crazy, the defender just pushed Pedro to the ground.
Would have taken those results beforehand, especially the Leeds dagger up Liam's linked in fanny
Lim should say something about Leeds encroaching on Chelsea's 2-nil lead.
Apparently Marco Silva has lost all 16 encounters with Baldiola. By the law of averages they have to fucking scam a point
Would have taken those results beforehand, especially the Leeds dagger up Liam's linked in fanny
A draw at the Cottage would be fine with me. A last second winner from ESR would be dreamy.
Iwobi assist. Worried about Leno though.
it's not there unfortunately
Oh that's right. No fucking chance. LoL
A draw at the Cottage would be fine with me. A last second winner from ESR would be dreamy.
It's at the Emptihad
Spurs 5 clear of the drop zone but we can plunge them right back into their grim prism of ignominy and relegation murmurs next week.
A draw at the Cottage would be fine with me. A last second winner from ESR would be dreamy.
Think 115 are at home
A draw at the Cottage would be fine with me. A last second winner from ESR would be dreamy.
it's not there unfortunately
Yup. Hopefully tomorrow follows this lead.
A draw at the Cottage would be fine with me. A last second winner from ESR would be dreamy.
Still, do think this Carrick renaissance talk is getting blown out of proportion.
If I know them it will be classed as a 1-1 victory
Can't see it somehow but would love for Fulham to take points off C115eh
FT 1-1. Not a bad night, all in all.
Yup. Hopefully tomorrow follows this lead.
Feel for West Ham a bit. Have family ties to the club.
FT 1-1. Not a bad night, all in all.
At least that cunt doesn't get a haircut
Still, do think this Carrick renaissance talk is getting blown out of proportion.
Zirkzee inches wide there. Hold on, Hammers.
Does he get to cut that fucking hair after 5 wins in a row?
God has nothing to do with that rabble.
Must be Loki then fucking with them
Zirkzee inches wide there. Hold on, Hammers.
There's no cure for being Tottenham
Some of the best managers of recent times have failed there. Supporting them must be a test from God.
God has nothing to do with that rabble.
There's no cure for being Tottenham
Some of the best managers of recent times have failed there. Supporting them must be a test from God.
test practical joke
There's no cure for being Tottenham
Some of the best managers of recent times have failed there. Supporting them must be a test from God.
"why does that guy keep running off the bathroom?"
Could just go for the last 15 minutes of every game. I’d be the only fucker there.
Callum Wilson just about Nellied that
To try and get rid of his miseryboner
I don't know but he must be taking a massive dump because keeps coming back looking pretty satisfied
"why does that guy keep running off the bathroom?"
To try and get rid of his miseryboner
I reckon I could keep a straight face for at least 15 minutes
"why does that guy keep running off the bathroom?"
So I guess the "New manager bounce" has dissipated at Manure
Wonder what odds you’d get on a combo of us winning the league and spurs getting relegated
Worth a tenner
Wonder what odds you’d get on a combo of us winning the league and spurs getting relegated
Yeah, but laughing while you're doing it would mark you as an Arsenal supporter
I reckon I could keep a straight face for at least 15 minutes
It’s so hard to get a ticket in the ballot at the moment, for a second considered just going to the toilet bowl every other week and booing and shouting about how shit they are. At least no one would ...
Yeah, but laughing while you're doing it would mark you as an Arsenal supporter
It’s so hard to get a ticket in the ballot at the moment, for a second considered just going to the toilet bowl every other week and booing and shouting about how shit they are. At least no one would be able to tell the difference between that an actual Spuds supporter.
Tottenham's intrepid grand tour through the vestibules of East London and hinterland marshes. Oh golly.
God that clock is crawling over there in Westfield
Lol... I was literally about to write how we've been deprived of that wondrous fixture.
They'll get done over on and off the pitch
How about fucking Millwall spurs
Tommy hatcher that right 'orrible caaaaaant
Lol... I was literally about to write how we've been deprived of that wondrous fixture.
Yeah
Stoke v Spuds has a nice ring to it😄
How about fucking Millwall spurs
Tommy hatcher that right 'orrible caaaaaant
And all those new away games that they can look forward to
Yeah
Stoke v Spuds has a nice ring to it😄
Stop complaining you have a lovely stadium that might have 24 new visitors soon.
also a trumpet guy... speaking of, is that guy trumpeting a funeral march these days?
Chavs' post-incipient title challengers moment has been fascinating.
I need Brentian rumination and faux hardness...
Stop complaining you have a lovely stadium that might have 24 new visitors soon.
And all those new away games that they can look forward to
A kneecap and a half. Lol.
That is miles off in these days of being offside by gnats dick
Chavs' post-incipient title challengers moment has been fascinating.
A kneecap and a half. Lol.
don't be shy with the likker spammers ffs
Casemiro's feet were in line but his gut was three feet in front of the last defender.
heh
Take that Gary Neville, your boy was miles off
Casemiro's feet were in line but his gut was three feet in front of the last defender.
As for Newcastle, giving Howe a lot of love.
Aren't you Geordie fucks supposed to be top 4 mainstays by now?
There is no love greater than that of a manager who lays down his career to save that of his opponent.
Well done, Thomas Frank.
Stop complaining you have a lovely stadium that might have 24 new visitors soon.
Lol
Stop complaining you have a lovely stadium that might have 24 new visitors soon.
Spuds haven't won in 8 games.
Long may it continue
Spuds haven't won in 8 games.
Hahahaha
Man ager is a fan ager
Fire drill on at the toilet bowl
First one out gets their season ticket refunded.
Ya Spurs fans have seen enough.
I definitely haven't!
1 minute to hear those luvverly boos!!😄
Fire drill on at the toilet bowl
Take that, Briefcase Wanker.
Hahahaha
Man ager is a fan ager
Everton can't win at home.
Haha
He does this celebration where he just spins round with his arms out...used to score quite regularly for a midfielder
Possibly not the done thing shortly after the Munich disaster anniversary.
for the love of christ blow the whistle
Palmer misses from under the bar!
With a barnet like that I am surprised he scores in any bar
Punching Ratcunt Fernandes in the face?
Haha
He does this celebration where he just spins round with his arms out...used to score quite regularly for a midfielder
Palmer misses from under the bar!
eeee
Palmer misses from under the bar!
Imagine Totters go down and we win the Quad. LOL!
Wrigley's Extra has jumped ship. It knows.
Did he do the celebration?
Punching Ratcunt Fernandes in the face?
Spuds 3 points off relegation. LOLz.
Did he do the celebration?
Haha hopefully that cunt doesn't get to cut his hair
ahahahahh
Haha hopefully that cunt doesn't get to cut his hair
Here where did that 5cm rule go too?
Seemed to never have been mentioned before the Liverpool game, and never been mentioned since.
At least it didn't benefit man city ...
proper oranges, with seeds, magic sponges you know...waittt there's a cheer from the flat below. can only mean.....
Heh
Orange slices at halftime, Marvelous.
proper oranges, with seeds, magic sponges you know...waittt there's a cheer from the flat below. can only mean.....
"We are currently experiencing problems with our live scores. We're working closely with relevant parties to resolve this issue" Auntie
ok, now solely relying on the collective barbs, jests and singu...
s.p2... real fine and real time baby.
Ooh Chelsea Leeds, cup replay, in the mud, body parts for goalposts, Chopper Harris, Bremner, Peter Osgood wasn't it? Aren't they?
Orange slices at halftime, Marvelous.
Ooh Chelsea Leeds, cup replay, in the mud, body parts for goalposts, Chopper Harris, Bremner, Peter Osgood wasn't it? Aren't they?
?Marvellous isn't it
Ooh Chelsea Leeds, cup replay, in the mud, body parts for goalposts, Chopper Harris, Bremner, Peter Osgood wasn't it? Aren't they?
There's the Grauniad as well.
too far lol
"We are currently experiencing problems with our live scores. We're working closely with relevant parties to resolve this issue" Auntie
ok, now solely relying on the collective barbs, jests and singu...
There's the Grauniad as well.
"We are currently experiencing problems with our live scores. We're working closely with relevant parties to resolve this issue" Auntie
ok, now solely relying on the collective barbs, jests and singular arse wisdom contained on this board
At present Leeds are above Spuddenham, who have fallen to sixteenth.
Hopefully not another 3-2 though
Liam Rosenior, chilled out entertainer
Haha... I do back us sometimes y'know. I did against Liverpool and the wolf bit me.
No I know you do...
Lol... tactics board perched on the empty seat behind Frank. Hilarious image.
Has it got the AFC badge on it?
Lol... tactics board perched on the empty seat behind Frank. Hilarious image.
Your excellency is spoiling us with this loveliness...
Haha... I do back us sometimes y'know. I did against Liverpool and the wolf bit me.
Yeah but Frank there removes some of that new manager bounce shite that can actually make a difference
I remember a few years ago Everton brought in Dyche and we lost in his first game
I hear you... but Totttenham's injury crisis is worsening and their defence is porous as shit. They won't not go at us either.
The notion that we'll do just fine and handle our business.
Your excellency is spoiling us with this loveliness...
The notion that we'll do just fine and handle our business.
Yeah but Frank there removes some of that new manager bounce shite that can actually make a difference
I remember a few years ago Everton brought in Dyche and we lost in his first game
Hallelujah!
He's ageing men, amen
haha mind snap
Hallelujah!
He's ageing men, amen
HEH
Man city win over pool? What's that to do with TommyWanko
we need elwanko to fall on sword after nld
Why did they buy Gallagher? What a waste.
Man city win over pool? What's that to do with TommyWanko
The notion that we'll do just fine and handle our business.
Hallelujah!
He's ageing men, amen
Cuntski "defending" a mess there
You can't dismiss City's win over the weekend and then pray to high heavens that Thomas Frank is still in charge in 10 days.
Man city win over pool? What's that to do with TommyWanko
don't give them any ideas. he could absolutely turn that place around
They can't afford the upgrade.
Heh
You can't dismiss City's win over the weekend and then pray to high heavens that Thomas Frank is still in charge in 10 days.
They can't afford the upgrade.
a random interim bloke? ;p
Inanimate carbon rod
a random interim bloke? ;p
Ange!?
Who would be stupid enough to go there!!??
a random interim bloke? ;p
Less chance of Tommy wank getting fired before the derby
I am afraid Frank is gone. Spurs playing like a championship team
Like fucken Michael Carrick before manc derby
Too early to call him some sort of maverick football savant.
I don't care if they fire Thomas The Wank Engine, they are utter shit.
That's assuming they aren't forced into instating a random interim bloke.
Who would be stupid enough to go there!!??
That's assuming they aren't forced into instating a random interim bloke.
Like fucken Michael Carrick before manc derby
That's assuming they aren't forced into instating a random interim bloke.
Less chance of Tommy wank getting fired before the derby
Heh Spurs terrible, set piece saving them.
Less chance of Tommy wank getting fired before the derby
yes
Less chance of Tommy wank getting fired before the derby
Heh, OK
Less chance of Tommy wank getting fired before the derby
Anyone listen to Tuesday club?
Had one of those quizzes sent in - Who said it, Liam Rosenior or David Brent
That new striker of theirs, Rayan, looka like another star in the making.
Spurs very very lucky there are three teams worse than them.
We should absolutely mash them on the 22nd.
Thomas Frank's house could be on fire and he'd still be chewing gum practicing stoic expressions.
Spurs very very lucky there are three teams worse than them.
They're decimated atm. Borderline no excuse not to win.
Even still. Want it as easy as possible
Don't want a spurs win tbh. Really don't want Frank sacked before the NLD
They're decimated atm. Borderline no excuse not to win.
Fucking laws have gone to shit. I get it if it is a header from a but running from the halfway line, it's absued. Toon score. Lol.
+ a free kick
Rule this one out etch-a-sketch cunts.
His beard hair might be offside here.
Lol Newcastle score (again)
No doubting that one
Fucking laws have gone to shit. I get it if it is a header from a but running from the halfway line, it's absued. Toon score. Lol.
Rule this one out etch-a-sketch cunts.
Don't want a spurs win tbh. Really don't want Frank sacked before the NLD
Lol Newcastle score (again)
Should be where the feet are. Simple.
This.
Fuck other parts of the body... It's called FOOTball for a fucking reason, not torsoball
How is that given off? FFS. Cunts. Gnats bollock hair?Killing the game.
That was just ridiculous. He was clearly inside
I was going to say a flys eyebrow
His hair was offside apparently
Should be where the feet are. Simple.
That's going to be a gnat's bollock off
Heh
How is that given off? FFS. Cunts. Gnats bollock hair?Killing the game.
That's going to be a gnat's bollock off
Operation Relegate Tottenham in full effect.
Willock scores for Toon 😂
Have creme eggs gotten smaller
They've a nasty run of fixtures soon
Barcodes looking dangerous here
Hope they smash the Tiny Tots
Barcodes looking dangerous here
Lots of empty seats at the Toilet Bowl
The boos will echo a bit more
Lots of empty seats at the Toilet Bowl
That's being extremely kind hazza.....
Damn!
Must try harder...
No, no...
He's a fucking, shit ginger, wankstain, toe-sucking cuntbucket.
That's being extremely kind hazza.....
Indeed. But she doesn't seem to consider that, just because she says it, it isn't automatically true.
Women get treated unequally and patronisingly in so many different ways, and she has suffered at ...
Which prominent pundits are doing this now?
Barton was (hopefully) sidelined when he started to go off.
No, no...
He's a fucking, shit ginger, wankstain, toe-sucking cuntbucket.
Unfortunately this is the poop that we have to put up with until we start to win the big pots.
They’re as nervous that we’re going to it, as we are nervous that we’re not.
I choose to remain optimi...
IF we win the league, and I fucking hope we do, the next narrative will be whether we can continue to achieve at the highest level...
He's just revealing his own ignorance and a total lack of professionalism in doing the basics of his job, like watching players to assess them.
As I said the other day, these Fergie-era Manure player...
This!
Their anti-Arsenal bias shines through brightly...
Thought you went to the same agricultural language school as Hazza?
Scholes is a cunt
I want the icing, the Cake, the Main dish, the Starter and the the damn menu. After 12 years I'm staaaaaarving!
How the fuck have we so many away games in our next 5?
We then must be due a good few home fixtures after that...
The Wolves game has been brought forward due to the Fizzy Drink Final.
That's because Bruce has been a manager and knows how difficult it is with all the noise and shite around you.
Scholes is a rat in a maze
Thought you went to the same agricultural language school as Hazza?
Unfortunately this is the poop that we have to put up with until we start to win the big pots.
They’re as nervous that we’re going to it, as we are nervous that we’re not.
I choose to remain optimi...
How the fuck have we so many away games in our next 5?
We then must be due a good few home fixtures after that...
When Steve Bruce calls you out and mocks you for supposedly being "media shy" but now "you can't bloody shut him up", that says it all, doesn't it?
That's because Bruce has been a manager and knows how difficult it is with all the noise and shite around you.
Scholes is a rat in a maze
I listened to The Overlap recently, and was struck at the level of antipathy toward Arsenal by Scholes. The passive-aggressive bullshit by Neville is known to all - just listen to his excited voice ur...
Unfortunately this is the poop that we have to put up with until we start to win the big pots.
They’re as nervous that we’re going to it, as we are nervous that we’re not.
I choose to remain optimistic, and that we can ram all this shit and changing narratives back down their throats, but the reality is, we need to win, and win big.
It’s squeaky bum time, for sure. 4 of our next 5 PL games are away, and the only home is against Chelsea. If we want to silence the critics we will need to win at least 4 of these and not lose the other.
He's just revealing his own ignorance and a total lack of professionalism in doing the basics of his job, like watching players to assess them.
As I said the other day, these Fergie-era Manure player...
When Steve Bruce calls you out and mocks you for supposedly being "media shy" but now "you can't bloody shut him up", that says it all, doesn't it?
I listened to The Overlap recently, and was struck at the level of antipathy toward Arsenal by Scholes. The passive-aggressive bullshit by Neville is known to all - just listen to his excited voice ur...
He's just revealing his own ignorance and a total lack of professionalism in doing the basics of his job, like watching players to assess them.
As I said the other day, these Fergie-era Manure players are not impartial observers. They are the definition of biased, and their hatred of Arsenal and Arteta is real and obvious.
I listened to The Overlap recently, and was struck at the level of antipathy toward Arsenal by Scholes. The passive-aggressive bullshit by Neville is known to all - just listen to his excited voice ur...
Scholes is an absolute cunt
"Scared, that's the word, scared" he's such a tosser, has clearly decided that rage baiting is his game. The prick also tried to say he prefers Tonali to Rice. I simply don't believe he actually thinks that.
Such a shame she's dragging this out and subjecting herself to more vile racist abuse and misogyny from the same knuckle draggers who detest the very presence of her and Wrighty in this country, let a...
Yeah, I'm sure Joey Barton will have something to say. That in itself is vomit-inducing.
I listened to The Overlap recently, and was struck at the level of antipathy toward Arsenal by Scholes. The passive-aggressive bullshit by Neville is known to all - just listen to his excited voice urging a City player to "pass it, pass it" as he bore down on Liverpool's goal. Scholes, though went further than Neville. The question was posed whether Declan Rice was in the running for the Ballon D'or. It was a genuine question that invited a discussion, any view would have been interesting as ot would require an argument. Scholes didn't bother. He pretended he didn't understand the question before saying he "hadn't noticed" Declan's performance.
I don't know why, but this really annoyed me. If he had argued for, say, Bruno Fernandes and gave reasons, I could disagree but see what qualities he rated. Instead the toenail-biting ginger tosser, feigned ignorance about Rice's performance levels.
Such a shame she's dragging this out and subjecting herself to more vile racist abuse and misogyny from the same knuckle draggers who detest the very presence of her and Wrighty in this country, let alone on TV.
It's reported that Wrighty didn't acknowledge her apology. I don't know if that's true. I feel sorry for her if she thinks that repeatedly attacking a long-term vocal supporter of women's football is ...
This!
The other thing is that some men get triggered by women commentating on men's football. Still, two wrongs don't make a Wright. er ... right.
I've already got you coat, Colli.
Indeed. But she doesn't seem to consider that, just because she says it, it isn't automatically true.
Women get treated unequally and patronisingly in so many different ways, and she has suffered at ...
It's reported that Wrighty didn't acknowledge her apology. I don't know if that's true. I feel sorry for her if she thinks that repeatedly attacking a long-term vocal supporter of women's football is a good idea. This moves to embarrassing when she raises her England caps. This is pretty irrelevant if your punditry is wooden or poor.
She has a point about nurturing women with talent, especially in the prevailing culture, but maybe she needs to step back and consider the criteria: women with talent (knowledge of football, an ability to communicate and to "connect" with the audience). I'm afraid the communication element needs work along with her ability to "connect".
The continued attacks look self-centred (employ me) rather than anything wider, and it also questions the integrity of her apology.
Laura Woods response to her is very telling.
It's a shame.
On the subject of cakes, I understand that Wedding cake is a great cure for being oversexed.
Indeed. But she doesn't seem to consider that, just because she says it, it isn't automatically true.
Women get treated unequally and patronisingly in so many different ways, and she has suffered at ...
The other thing is that some men get triggered by women commentating on men's football. Still, two wrongs don't make a Wright. er ... right.
She's complaining that the TV companies are choosing Wrighty over her and other female pundits to do the big tournaments.
She's taken to social to air her grievances, but she actually comes across as...
Indeed. But she doesn't seem to consider that, just because she says it, it isn't automatically true.
Women get treated unequally and patronisingly in so many different ways, and she has suffered at the hands of that nasty piece of work Barton. And we know there are so many male pundits who demean women and the women's game at every opportunity. I just can't see why she has doubled down on Wright, who clearly doesn't do any of those things.
Strange.
Her hair is going more and more towards full Gervinho every time I see her
She looks like a Klingon extra...
Iced finger buns are a rite of passage for kids in the UK.
And for those of us approaching 60.
I agree that her punditry can often be disappointing but disagree that she's 'grifting'. That implies she is running some sort of con job, which she isn't.
I'm still struggling to see what Ian Wright...
She's complaining that the TV companies are choosing Wrighty over her and other female pundits to do the big tournaments.
She's taken to social to air her grievances, but she actually comes across as a stupid entitled brat who's thrown her toys out of her pram.
The fact is she is shit at punditry.
Someone needs to take Eni Aluko out to pasture and gently put her down.
(goes and googles what everyone is on about...)
😂 did she really have a bad-for-women go at the most vocal and supportive proponent of the women's game? I missed that last year.
And almost a year later she's still holding a grudge that he didn't publically accept an apology. Has she been hanging out with Stoke City fans?
Yes. They sell them on the Essex Road at Raab's bakery. They are nothing to do with school buns which are full of evil dried fruit. There is a silly bun shop in Camden Passage.
Her hair is going more and more towards full Gervinho every time I see her
Never go full Gervinho.
Nah, most cakes are perfectly nice without icing.
heh. not gonna lie, reading that part I was thinking as much as I love me some icing I think I'd rather have an icingless cake than a shitty little bun... but in terms of the metaphor, I'll always be hoping for the six layer wedding cake lathered in icing and some ice cream on the side for good measure.
and then you mentioned Cygan
[pictures Willy Saliba telling his grand kids about all his Arsenal trophies and how when he won the illusive first one he'd finally joined the illustrious company of Pascal Cygan]
I agree that her punditry can often be disappointing but disagree that she's 'grifting'. That implies she is running some sort of con job, which she isn't.
I'm still struggling to see what Ian Wright...
Her hair is going more and more towards full Gervinho every time I see her
Arse!
well in, sean!
Top of the morning tables toppers.
ah, finally a chit chat between two Gunners instead of one Gunner flanked on all sides by Manc scum. That one someone posted the other day with Wright, Scholes, Keane and Neville... ugh! I went to the section I was told to go to but couldn't find the Wrighty bit they referenced. While trying to find it all I got was Neville trying to trap Wrighty for like 5 minutes straight. Wrighty wasn't having it though, heh!
“Because he’s a better pundit you myopic, grifting idiot” would do the trick.
I agree that her punditry can often be disappointing but disagree that she's 'grifting'. That implies she is running some sort of con job, which she isn't.
I'm still struggling to see what Ian Wright has done to annoy her, though. It's not as if he is Joey Barton.
Please, down here in the south-west of France we have been fighting this loathsome cultural imperialism for almost two centuries.
I'll say no more.
I thought it was chocolate made with Ovaltine
The other name makes it sound painful to eat
Someone needs to take Eni Aluko out to pasture and gently put her down.
“Because he’s a better pundit you myopic, grifting idiot” would do the trick.
No, 'pain au chocolat' is the real scandal. ;-).
Chocolatine is correct.
Heh.
The shops all seem to call that Pain au Chocolate I now know better
You see the barbarism Olz? And you thought "chocolatine" was a scandal!
What's a "chocolatine"?
Morning all you top of the tables
@arseblog this made me laugh really hard:
Sp*rs v Newcastle, the stoppable force against the moveable object
My favourite cake is birthday cake.
Particularly "Matchday birthday '3-points' cake"
The kind that was had by DB10 after our win over Sunderland on Saturday 😋
yup, yup
hoping to maybe meet some arseurs IRL, as they (used to) say
bring real cake
No, 'pain au chocolat' is the real scandal. ;-).
Chocolatine is correct.
hahaha
You're at the Everton game?
And you're going to the pub you say?
yup, yup
hoping to maybe meet some arseurs IRL, as they (used to) say
You see the barbarism Olz? And you thought "chocolatine" was a scandal!
No, 'pain au chocolat' is the real scandal. ;-).
Chocolatine is correct.
You're at the Everton game?
And you're going to the pub you say?
Lager tops then?
Why would you put ham in a brioche though?
You see the barbarism Olz? And you thought "chocolatine" was a scandal!
i make a lovely lemon cake with lemon icing.
icing sugar + lemon juice (instead of water).
yum fucking yum
You're at the Everton game?
And you're going to the pub you say?
Enjoyable Arsecast listen, especially the debate about Ode and Kai.
I do like that Kai has been playing higher up, nearer Gyok, like a traditional big man and little man, except here the little man is also a big bastard.
If only Ode could stay higher up, he might be more effective.
All this non football talk makes me feel like this is a quick pause for breath day.
Sure, there’s some mid table and relegation games tonight, but nothing to get the heart pounding and pitchforks wielding until Citeh close the gap to 3pts tomorrow.
Enjoy the cake and brioche today with no risk of indigestion!
i make a lovely lemon cake with lemon icing.
icing sugar + lemon juice (instead of water).
yum fucking yum
That's very lemony.
i make a lovely lemon cake with lemon icing.
icing sugar + lemon juice (instead of water).
yum fucking yum
Alright haz, so then should we then decree that any baked substance where one could include...ham...however misguided (see croissants with ham yuk) can never be granted "cake" status?
Croissants are definitely not cakes!
BTW... Ham and cheese croissants are most delicious!!
Why would you put ham in a brioche though?
Don't think he means mixed in with the actual dough...
You can have ham sandwiched between 2 brioche buns/slices...
Alright haz, so then should we then decree that any baked substance where one could include...ham...however misguided (see croissants with ham yuk) can never be granted "cake" status?
Why would you put ham in a brioche though?
arse!
well in sean!
morning all!
Alright haz, so then should we then decree that any baked substance where one could include...ham...however misguided (see croissants with ham yuk) can never be granted "cake" status?
Well in Sean
Well baked Blogs
The question must be then: "can brioche ever be cake"?
No
Side-note, I was feeling pretty shit this morning, reading the blog (after a coffee, OK) made me feel a lot better.
Arse
Hope all is well Ollie or is getting better.
Somebody left the water on in Ireland again.. oh and forgot to turn the lights on!!
Did someone mention cake?
It would be irresponsible not to mention the risks to Shatner's Bassoon.
Well in Sean
Well baked Blogs
The question must be then: "can brioche ever be cake"?
Nah, most cakes are perfectly nice without icing.
Thought of blogs yesterday when I spotted some the seldom seen Battenburg cake in a shop.
Arse. Well in Sean.
Morning all.
Mmmmm, cake. 😛
Someone needs to take Eni Aluko out to pasture and gently put her down.
I'm a simple guy, I see Wrighty and Bergkamp, I click..
Haha, I see your mischievous side plopped in a random spare to see who actually reads the blog.
‘Henry’, who? 🤔
There's a blog?
*images displayed on his crash helmet, I might add. Small, poignant, symbolic, moving wee images.
Had a burst of rage last night reading about the Ukrainian luge (I think) participant with images of Ukrainian athletes across multiple sports who have died during the war, and the IOC's anger and summons to defend his "political intrusion" on the Games. If there is a greater conglomeration of cunts than the IOC, FIFA (and BCCI) then we should collectively weep for our world.
I've been trying to find out what Oleg is up to now. He returned to Kyiv in March 2022 to join the Ukraine Territorial defence force and it seems he his now working for Ukraine FA.
I did the same, was a bit nervous when searching him in case something war-related had transpired. He seems typically rugged and impressive!
Arse. Well in Sean.
Morning all.
Mmmmm, cake. 😛
The cherry on top I can also do without.
Basically, most cake-based expressions are shit?
Can't have your cake and eat it? I mean, WHAT?
Also, Marie-Antoinette in the original version is about brioch...
Hahaha!
In fact, let's face it, the icing on the cake is mostly disgusting.
Couldn't agree more.
Buttercream icing is yum, but not that sickly sweet royal icing!
The cherry on top I can also do without.
Basically, most cake-based expressions are shit?
Can't have your cake and eat it? I mean, WHAT?
Also, Marie-Antoinette in the original version is about brioch...
Tough cookie
The cherry on top I can also do without.
Basically, most cake-based expressions are shit?
Can't have your cake and eat it? I mean, WHAT?
Also, Marie-Antoinette in the original version is about brioch...
We can't pronounce brioche.
Nah, most cakes are perfectly nice without icing.
They need some filling….cream and jam.
Arse.
If we're outing our favourite Arsenal no-marks, I'm Oleg Luzhnyi all day long
I've been trying to find out what Oleg is up to now. He returned to Kyiv in March 2022 to join the Ukraine Territorial defence force and it seems he his now working for Ukraine FA.
Followed closely by Alex Manninger
My mind immediately went back to the 1998 FA Cup quarter-final penalty shoot-out at West Ham,. Without Manninger's save from Berkovic, we wouldn't have won the Double that year.
Side-note, I was feeling pretty shit this morning, reading the blog (after a coffee, OK) made me feel a lot better.
There's PL tonight?
Pick of the bunch....heh, if you like to scream abuse at your TV.
The cherry on top I can also do without.
Basically, most cake-based expressions are shit?
Can't have your cake and eat it? I mean, WHAT?
Also, Marie-Antoinette in the original version is about brioch...
'Stick this cake up your hole, you cake-hating bastard', is one of my favourite cake sayings.
Sure, I just made it up, but still.
The cherry on top I can also do without.
Basically, most cake-based expressions are shit?
Can't have your cake and eat it? I mean, WHAT?
Also, Marie-Antoinette in the original version is about brioche, not cake.
Anything else?
Nah, most cakes are perfectly nice without icing.
I like me some icing
In fact, let's face it, the icing on the cake is mostly disgusting.
Nah, most cakes are perfectly nice without icing.
Haha, I see your mischievous side plopped in a random spare to see who actually reads the blog.
‘Henry’, who? 🤔
heh
Haha, I see your mischievous side plopped in a random spare to see who actually reads the blog.
‘Henry’, who? 🤔
and then you mentioned Cygan
Followed closely by Alex Manninger
Arse.
If we're outing our favourite Arsenal no-marks, I'm Oleg Luzhnyi all day long
Pascal cygan is great but he's not fit to tie Glenn Helder's boots....
Now there's a legend