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goldsoundz @ 13:02 | Sep 8, 2026
When you look at form we have started the season with and reframe last season's playing style as a direct result of the lack of Havertz, Saka, and Odegaard for large periods (plus a lack of form when they were available).... it is incredible that we managed to get it over the line.
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fierce_cannonade @ 12:57 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to tceyes:
Give my regards to Elvis
Obviously not possible, I don't communicate with lizard people
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fierce_cannonade @ 12:55 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to s.p2:
Some typo that.
Twas intentional, to dial the abusrdity up to 11
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buckagh @ 12:51 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
Or take the Roy Hodgson route, the TV interview version of a Konsa tackle on Morgan 🤣 https://youtu.be/nGxEADmjDAo?is=sOwdNyzzsE…
Never saw that before. Brilliant
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tceyes @ 12:51 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to fierce_cannonade:
Arse, WiB.
I for one believe we will go unbeaten in all competitions. I also believe I will win the lottery the next draw. And that 9/11 was an inside joke.
Give my regards to Elvis
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s.p2 @ 12:43 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to fierce_cannonade:
Arse, WiB.
I for one believe we will go unbeaten in all competitions. I also believe I will win the lottery the next draw. And that 9/11 was an inside joke.
Some typo that.
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ollie @ 12:22 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to jackster:
Did you say hello to Ollie?
heh
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fierce_cannonade @ 12:18 | Sep 8, 2026
Arse, WiB.
I for one believe we will go unbeaten in all competitions. I also believe I will win the lottery the next draw. And that 9/11 was an inside joke.
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lukas @ 12:17 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to the_mickster:
It’s called a ā€˜Fire Stick’ chaps, starve the beast….
And if you don't have a fire stick then you can just as easily do it on an apple TV
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ollie @ 12:14 | Sep 8, 2026
Decent weather for playing football today. We'll see how I recover but definitely less pain than a few weeks ago during or just after.
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hfb @ 12:07 | Sep 8, 2026
One thing is clear. The media can’t wait to see us fall at the first hurdle.
It’s still us against the world. Hope Arteta keeps reminding the players.
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s.p2 @ 12:03 | Sep 8, 2026
Sky's coverage of tennis (both punditry and match commentary) is vastly better.
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freddieathome @ 11:54 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to duvee:
Is it just me or is Gary Neville making even more moaning noises this year. The Moanometer was through the roof on Sunday. He was hard to listen to.
He needs to stop moaning and offer analysis rather than fucking sound bites the prick
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jackster @ 11:47 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to nik:
brussels airport after missed connection and night in hotel arse!
wib!!
morning champs!!!
Did you say hello to Ollie?
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iclass @ 11:43 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to eng:
arse Champions

Arsenal are nominated for club of the year in ballon d'or alongside bayern, psg, flamengo and BodĆø/Glimt

Arteta nominated in mens coach of the year
You just know that we will end up runners up to PSOil in both categories
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hazza @ 11:38 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to ody:
We are GUARANTEED to finish unbeaten unless someone scores more goals than us in a game
Stoat alert.
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arseblog1 @ 11:36 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to ody:
We are GUARANTEED to finish unbeaten unless someone scores more goals than us in a game
Ody!
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ody @ 10:55 | Sep 8, 2026
We are GUARANTEED to finish unbeaten unless someone scores more goals than us in a game
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eng @ 10:51 | Sep 8, 2026
arse Champions

Arsenal are nominated for club of the year in ballon d'or alongside bayern, psg, flamengo and BodĆø/Glimt

Arteta nominated in mens coach of the year
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hazza @ 10:48 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Fuck off

No point going to the pub then as they'll have that shit on instead of us
Aye, the English Champions and last season's runners-up have been shunted to TNT Sports 2..
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mike1 @ 10:18 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
Or take the Roy Hodgson route, the TV interview version of a Konsa tackle on Morgan 🤣 https://youtu.be/nGxEADmjDAo?is=sOwdNyzzsE…
Roy quickly morphed into Brick Top
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salaar @ 09:39 | Sep 8, 2026
WiB
Well how ridiculous indeed Blogs
On some random feed, I happened across some weird chavscum yesterday doing exactly what you describe: if you were that crazy about your team mate, how comes you're spending half your matchtime poncing in front of a camera pretending to be mortified?
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kleinfeld @ 09:11 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to hazza:
Victim FC home to Atleti
Fuck off

No point going to the pub then as they'll have that shit on instead of us
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ollie @ 09:07 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
Oohhhhhhhh
heh
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hazza @ 09:05 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to kleinfeld:
What other English teams play on Wednesday night in the CL?
Victim FC home to Atleti
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collibosher @ 09:01 | Sep 8, 2026
Arse! WiB/FoB! Morning Champions!

So what are you saying, Blogs? Are you inferring that Kunt Thomas doesn't really hate Arsenal and it's all just for clicks? That Expressions isn't really on the edge of an aneurysm, and possibly doesn't even support Spuds at all?

I suppose it makes sense when you look at it that way!
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kleinfeld @ 08:59 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to duvee:
Is it just me or is Gary Neville making even more moaning noises this year. The Moanometer was through the roof on Sunday. He was hard to listen to.
Oohhhhhhhh
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duvee @ 08:58 | Sep 8, 2026
Is it just me or is Gary Neville making even more moaning noises this year. The Moanometer was through the roof on Sunday. He was hard to listen to.
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mrswoo @ 08:56 | Sep 8, 2026
*goes to actually read the blog*
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kleinfeld @ 08:56 | Sep 8, 2026
What other English teams play on Wednesday night in the CL?
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mrswoo @ 08:55 | Sep 8, 2026
Hedging their bets with a blue background when it so easily could've been a neutral colour.
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mrswoo @ 08:54 | Sep 8, 2026
Morning petals. Very wet inn N1. I would be very surprised if anyone goes beaten this season unless there are some bent officials which we all know there are.
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mrswoo @ 08:50 | Sep 8, 2026
Well in Lukas, Bruce was nowhere to be seen when I went back to bed at 7.42.
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chrism @ 08:44 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
Or take the Roy Hodgson route, the TV interview version of a Konsa tackle on Morgan 🤣 https://youtu.be/nGxEADmjDAo?is=sOwdNyzzsE…
Absolutely, let's not take the piss 🤣🤣🤣
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hazza @ 08:34 | Sep 8, 2026
Arse!

Fuck off Bruce.
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northbankfc @ 08:17 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to chrism:
Arse. WiB.

When asked inane questions, footballers, managers etc. should look up the Gordon Strachan school of answering.

Interviewer: So Gordon, where was the game won and lost today?
Strachan: On ...
Or take the Roy Hodgson route, the TV interview version of a Konsa tackle on Morgan 🤣 https://youtu.be/nGxEADmjDAo?is=sOwdNyzzsE…
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chrism @ 07:51 | Sep 8, 2026
Arse. WiB.

When asked inane questions, footballers, managers etc. should look up the Gordon Strachan school of answering.

Interviewer: So Gordon, where was the game won and lost today?
Strachan: On that big patch of green grass out there.

If we do go unbeaten again, what will they make the trophy out of this time? Platinum?Diamond? Dried Chelsea tears with a few from that fat City bottle cunt thrown in for good measure?

I don't watch any of the talking heads bollocks, I usually switch off coverage seconds after the final whistle. Life's too short for listening to that boring time filler shite.
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postman_pat @ 07:37 | Sep 8, 2026
having youngs kids, its hard to sit down and watch a game as they are always in and around dinner and bed time. My arsenal experience comes from the liveblog for the most part, and most of the time I'm glad because it saves me from having to listen to absolute BS from Nev and Carra and the 'bantz' on TNT. And the times I do get to watching, its muted at half time and off at FT win, draw or lose. I can't bare to listen to the absolute shite they drivel on with.
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esso @ 07:37 | Sep 8, 2026
Arse

Must. Scream. Louder :: Must. Kick. Chair. Over :: Must. Be. More. Partridge :: Must. Film. With. Brother. Inside. Stadium etc etc

Superb!
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iufgn @ 07:28 | Sep 8, 2026
Oh have I fallen victim to this myself regarding Chelsea hate?

No, I don't do football social media etc. It comes from internally. Plus cold appraisal of the facts of that scummy outfit
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titex @ 07:27 | Sep 8, 2026
WiBarse
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spundooly @ 07:27 | Sep 8, 2026
It's not that long ago we didn't, or barely, had a published league table at this point in the season. Yet today we have to put up with this BS in the media after 2 or 3 games. It's 100% so they can create a "crisis" when the inevitable rough patches arrive. It's also a shame because its the marathon like nature of the season that makes it so gripping.
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titex @ 07:26 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to the_mickster:
It’s called a ā€˜Fire Stick’ chaps, starve the beast….
I knew that TV companies complained that Amazon made it easy for people to pirate live sports, but I didn't know exactly how they do it.

Funny that Google AI overview straight up gives you a step by step guide on how to do it
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the_mickster @ 07:16 | Sep 8, 2026
It’s called a ā€˜Fire Stick’ chaps, starve the beast….
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nik @ 07:03 | Sep 8, 2026
brussels airport after missed connection and night in hotel arse!
wib!!
morning champs!!!
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redbaron @ 07:02 | Sep 8, 2026
Arse. WiB.

Any news of Mosquera "injury"? Is it in "days, not weeks", or the dreaded "weeks" category? Would be good if we are able to rest White a little.
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brucelee4ever @ 07:01 | Sep 8, 2026
Well said blogs.
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jth @ 07:01 | Sep 8, 2026
Arse

AngryBlog....
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ollie @ 07:00 | Sep 8, 2026
Reply to northbankfc:
Sky started a lot of this. The inane questions they ask after matches are another irritation. ā€œA win today Declan. How good does it feel to win that one?ā€ 😓
heh
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ollie @ 07:00 | Sep 8, 2026
Can Spu*s even score one goal?
Hopefully not.
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northbankfc @ 06:57 | Sep 8, 2026
Sky started a lot of this. The inane questions they ask after matches are another irritation. ā€œA win today Declan. How good does it feel to win that one?ā€ 😓
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brucelee4ever @ 06:55 | Sep 8, 2026
You can go unbeaten and still not win the league.
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lukas @ 06:54 | Sep 8, 2026
Morning champions
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lukas @ 06:54 | Sep 8, 2026
Damn Bad Gateway error
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ollie @ 06:54 | Sep 8, 2026
Arsewib.
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lukas @ 06:54 | Sep 8, 2026
Well in Bruce
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brucelee4ever @ 06:53 | Sep 8, 2026
Cheers blogs

Hello Team
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brucelee4ever @ 06:53 | Sep 8, 2026
WazzArse!
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